It's another funny espiode of The Uglee Truth with a the stress of a photo shoot and the disturbing description a peformance painter who has an interesting (and naked) technique. Plus a little celeb gossip leads to stories about the Ugs' worst dates. Thanks for listening and don't forget to share with your friends.
Apr 27, 2014•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 61
The Ugs are back with a momentous episode #60. This week Jamie eaves drops on a blind date - during her date with Producer Dub - and Paula is "supposebly" driven insane by how people mispronounce words. Oh, and of course, no week of religious new beginnings would be complete without the Uglee Truth about virginity. Listen. Laugh. Share.
Apr 20, 2014•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 60
Give the Uglees a hot mess topic like Lena Dunham to work with and you can just kick back and enjoy the show. And that's just the beginning of an episode filled with awkward experiences like bodies not meant for bikinis, a shoeless manicurist and Paula's favorite ways to save a few bucks (and cause rashes). Download and share The Uglee Truth podcast #59 today and enjoy some funny females!
Apr 13, 2014•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 59
Uglee drunk tales are always funny, especially when they're being used to determine what type of drunks Jamie and Paula are. Also in this week's episode are the battle for minutes of solitude for moms and talk of who will - or should - replace David Letterman. Oh, and the Ugs think of more drunk stories at the end too so keep listening!
Apr 06, 2014•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 58
Sometimes Jamie and Paula just have too many topics to catch up on. This is one of those times and you get to come along for the ride. The Ugs are all over the place... from their after-death plans and bug screams to concious uncoupling and Cocks In Socks. Good luck trying to keep up with Episode 57 of The Uglee Truth.
Mar 30, 2014•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 57
Way back in The Uglee Truth #8, Jamie and Paula featured this most powerful of all body parts. Now, by popular demand, they're making it an annual episode. From vagacials and vattoos to a perfume you simply have to hear about to believe, the Ugs have you covered for all things vagina as only they can. Plus their new feature, the Uglee Awkward Moment of the week. Download, listen & share today!
Mar 23, 2014•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 56
In this week's episode, Jamie gets overwhelmed by nerds as she attends her first ComicCon and meets a flirty celebrity while Paula explains her obsession with the Karate Kid and her hatred for Katy Perry's new song. And somehow they get on the "uncomfortable" topic of anal sex! Plus, the Ugs enjoy a final meal together at their family's favorite restaurant.
Mar 16, 2014•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 55
It's been another fun-filled week in Ug-town as Jamie had a run in with a delusioned old lady...at the grocery store, of course. Plus the Ugs must revisit the Oscars and no one is safe from Liza Minelli getting "nipped" to Matthew McConaughey being his own hero. Last but not least, your favorite sisters imagine themsleves participating in the latest business trend... cuddling for hire. Your free dowload of The Uglee Truth this week comes with unlimited laughing!
Mar 09, 2014•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 54
This week on The Uglee Truth, Jamie continues to craft elaborate back stories for random strangers which leads to a discussion about their hangups with (and addiction to) reality television. Plus the Ugs preview the Oscars and share their theories on what it takes to win - aka "show your tits". Download #53 asap!
Mar 02, 2014•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 53
With the skills of Olympic athletes, Paula and Jamie bring you another episode of The Uglee Truth where they compare themselves to the common traits of awkward people (spoiler alert - there's a match). Other "Truth" topics this week include crappy shopping carts, pretentious hiccups, hand jobs that won't end and, of course, prosthetic legs. Enjoy.
Feb 23, 2014•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 52
Jamie and Paula tell it like it is and have no filter - that is what The Uglee Truth is all about. BUT... you may want to make sure the kids are off to school or sleeping before you listen to this one because it's the Ugs' ANNUAL SEX EPISODE. After they warm up with a Valentine's Day reality check, things really heat up with a sex quiz, the senses of sex and, of course, chocolate syrup on your butt. We've said too much... just listen and enjoy!
Feb 16, 2014•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 51
This is an Uglee Truth "EE"xtra. Just a short little show featuring Producer Dub's Top 10 Ug-Calls... you know, UUUUuuggg! The affectionate greeting heard 'round the world'. Enjoy while you wait for the infamous Valentine's week "SEX" episode (#51) which drops this Sunday.
Feb 15, 2014•7 min
Paula is back in action as The Ugs celebrate the Big 5-OH with another entertaining episode. Talk of the sisters' least favorite Super Bowl commercial leads to tales of parental punishment plus the doctor bills start to roll in from Jamie's surgery. Speaking of medical emergencies... the youngest Ug had to learn a valuable lesson about overdosing on apricots. Don't miss the hilarious, and momentous, 50th episode of The Uglee Truth.
Feb 09, 2014•58 min•Ep. 50
Paula needed to take a week off to handle her biz, so Producer Dub is asked to fill her shoes - a daunting task for any non-Ug to be sure. But Jamie, who also happens to be his wife, "promised" to go easy on him. The couple recounts their recent run-ins with a transient, a frumpy house frow and, by special request, the infamous grocery glance story from Episode 1 is retold.
Feb 03, 2014•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 49
January 25th of last year marked the debut of The Uglee Truth podcast, so the Ugs are celebrating the 1st Anniversary of their show with paper (obviously) and, for you, their 48th episode. Thoughts on their first year, the anxiety of major hair decisions and bush manicuring are all part of this very special episode. Download and listen today!
Jan 26, 2014•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 48
Time for another new episode of The Uglee Truth. This week, Jamie is at the end of her rope with her "sick" man, Paula deals with home shoppers and it's celebrity award season so let the judging begin. Plus, are the Ugs comfortable with nudity? You'll have to listen to find out.
Jan 20, 2014•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 47
Illness invades the Ug households this week so Jamie and Paula have plenty to complain about... which leads to a hilarious discussion of things that piss them off. Plus, Paula wears pantyhose - that is all. Enjoy this week's episode H-Ugs, and be sure to share!
Jan 12, 2014•55 min•Ep. 46
Happy New Year H-Ugs! Jamie and Paula resolved to discuss only the most serious issues of our day in 2014 and, give them credit, they lasted about 30 seconds! Unless you consider the validity of a man with two penises a "serious issue" that is. The sisters also discuss the recent UFC event including what it would be like if the Ugs were in the UFC. Plus Jamie recaps NYE in Reno with Dub. It's all here for you in the latest episode of The Uglee Truth.
Jan 05, 2014•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 45
The Uglees host Producer Dub as a guest on this last episode of 2013. All three share their best and worst of the year and chat about New Year's traditions and their resoutions for 2014. Plus, a lively and innuendo-filled discussion about what people shouldn't do in public. End your year with a bang and The Uglee Truth.
Dec 29, 2013•56 min•Ep. 44
Jamie and Paula have their "Uglee" sweaters on as they get ready for the holidays with a jolly episode of The Uglee Truth. The sisters share some shopping stories, their worst presents ever and work gift exchanges. Plus, their take on the Duck Dynasty ordeal and news on a show milestone. Merry Christmas to all, and to all an Uglee night.
Dec 22, 2013•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 43
As you know, these sisters hate taking a week off of The Uglee Truth but, last week, there were some extreme circumstances with Jamie having to undergo surgery. The good news is that she's recovering well and now you get to hear all about the Uglee's adventures in the hospital including nose tubes, Nurse Dub and annoying neighbors. Plus, Paula has some exciting news! Download and tune in today!
Dec 16, 2013•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 42
Sorry "H-Ugs"but no new episode this week. Listen to this Uglee "EE"xtra to find out why and think happy thoughts.
Dec 09, 2013•3 min
Did you have a great Thanksgiving? The UGs did... but a turkey (and wine) coma wasn't about to keep them from recording an all new episode. This week the sisters discuss Producer Dub's sudden enthusiasm for the holiday season and recap their Thanksgiving together. Also, if you didn't think Jamie and Paula would have an opinion on Black Friday at Walmart... well you just don't know them at all.
Dec 02, 2013•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 41
The Ugs are "over the hill" and funny as ever in episode 40 of The Uglee Truth. It all starts with a look back at a clip from last week's episode that Producer Dub originally left on the cutting room floor. Then Paula has to deal with customer service, Jamie saves some golden girls and preparations are under way to sleep-in on Black Friday. Enjoy the show and have a Happy Thanksgiving.
Nov 24, 2013•1 hr•Ep. 40
The Ugs go to hysterical levels this week as Jamie runs out gas and has a feet-related run-in with a security guard. Meanwhile, the kids and pets "pile on" Paula leading to a flashback discussion of all the sticky situations the Uglees have found themselves in over the years - most of which have been gross. Listen and love The Uglee Truth!
Nov 18, 2013•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 39
This week the Uglee Sisters show sympathy for others. Seriously... it happens. Rarely, but it does. Whether it's a depressed salesman at the door, a robotic winery host or incredibly ugly children, Jamie and Paula share some recent "tender" moments. The Ugs also recall a few of their embarassing activities... at least the ones they got caught doing. We hope you enjoy Episode 38.
Nov 10, 2013•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 38
This week Jamie and Paula review a list of the latest trends in kid names (one of which is "North"). Then the Ugs chat about the "girls" in a variety of contexts because, let's face it, you can never talk about boobs too much. Then the sisters wrap it up with Uglee tales of Halloween parties past... of the slutty, adults-only variety of course. So download and enjoy episode 36 "DD".
Oct 20, 2013•59 min•Ep. 36
Oh do the Ugs have tales for you this week. Jamie invites you into her story corner with a bug incident and a new app that she'll never use. Meanwhile, Paula tries to remember her adventures during the annual OktoBEERfest party. Plus wedding plans are in full swing but with a cultural twist. Thanks for listening - don't forget to share!
Oct 13, 2013•59 min•Ep. 35
This week Jamie and Paula cover all the Ug-feelings... repulsed, sad, angry, funny and - of course - hostile. All portrayed through the wonderful storytelling stylings that can only come from a true Uglee. We hope you enjoy this episode of The Uglee Truth.
Oct 06, 2013•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 34
Your favorite ladies of laughter are back with a new episode featuring special tips on how to throw up when you really need to, penis spray and a review of the Uglees' top 5 sexy celebrity chefs. Plus, the long-awaited answer to the question, who is smarter at geography... Jamie or Paula?
Sep 29, 2013•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 33