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Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod with myself and Camra Joge.

Camor Road Judge.

Oh god, how's it going great? Eh? Could be sure food?

No, I just have like this weird, really bad anxiety and like I could cry at any given moment. And I went to go take a tincture of CBD and I took the one that has full spectrum in it instead of the one that doesn't. So now I'm probably going to be like a little LOOPI in a minute.

So now you're high not yet? Well that's great because we have three hours of podcasting.

So I know, I know I'll get it together. I'll get it together.

I know, I feel like sleepy. I think, oh really, yeah, I'm like all morning, like even I was like dragging ass on the peloton, like just just I'm I'm in the slogo. You know. I think I need one of those days where you just don't do anything.

Yeah, I had that happen in Big Bear, So I just did nothing. But I'm home now and I didn't work out this morning and I got in the sauna instead. I'm gonna go work out later today, which I hate doing, but I just couldn't get it together today.

Yeah, it's early. Well, let's get into some housewife headlines here. The first one is from Bravo and Cocktails on a flight to the Bahamas right now, Mia and Gordon and the kids are also on it. To me, I don't even really know why this is the headline. I think, well, because.

That's not all of it. Somebody wrote and they're in coach, so it was a little bit of shade. Oh and they're in coach Soncca. We haven't heard from about Mecca in a long time. And she's going to be a mom. So after two years of trying the real house of Potomac alumni Neca is going to be a mom. Over two years of trying the real Hospitomac alumna, is and her husband, the doctor, are pregnant with her first child.

Congratulations, We're happy for you, guys, Yes, yes, congratulations. This next one is Aaron just responded to Bren's Rolling Stone Interviews. Is from Queens of Bravo. So it starts off because there's the Real Housewives of New York City Star Brn Whitfield. On that explosive season finale, Whitfield speaks exclusively to Rolling Stone about what went down in Puerto Rico and where she stands with the cast today. I mean, if you're gonna do an article, I mean getting it in Rolling

I think this launched the same night or the next morning after the season finale aired.

Yeah, I mean I think she was a lot. She was like, I'm in damage control. But Aaron responds to say we are sisters is quite the reach. We haven't spoken or seen each other in months, other than Brent thanking Abe for clearing up the intention for the call. I really wanted Brent to win so bad. I was excited to watch her shine, like I'm with all my girlfriends. Each woman on the show especial and smart, excited for

Off, she said, respectfully, fuck.

Off, respectfully. Fuck you, Tamra.

Oh god, not right now, I'm too f Do you think this was necessary?

No, I mean save it for the reunion.

Yeah, that's kind of how I feel. I don't think it was necessary for Brent to do the article with Rolling Stone magazine. It's just it's just so icky, and Brin's talking a lot on social media like she's just doing stories like nothing ever happened. I think sometimes in a situation like this, just take a beat.

Just take a beat, and like a bet.

Get off Instagram, get off, just take a ball.

It's easier said than done. I think people, you know, they want to get their point across if they feel like it wasn't properly conveyed. But then what you end up doing is most of the time you look like a bigger asshole. You know, you can take this advice because both me and Tamar have done it. Ourselves look like bigger assholes because we didn't stay off social media.

But if you're getting like I'm sure Brin's getting attacked on social media, like to me, it's just just to put it down, turn it off, don't engage, And she's not doing that whatsoever. No, I mean I feel bad for her, I really do. I even sent her a message, tough episode to watch. You know, it's sorry that you what you went through, and I hope that you know things are okay.

Did she respond?

Yeah, she did. She said you're something like your words meant a lot and and you know, I do I feel sorry for her. Did she screw up bad at the reunion from what we saw, yes, I mean I mean at the finale. Yes, But you know, we haven't seen the reunion yet. I haven't heard how it went down. And it's probably most people that didn't even watch the season are definitely going to be watching the reunion.

Yeah, they're going to tune in. I wonder is it a three parter? Do we know that answer yet?

I think it's two.

Oh well, only a two parter after that kind of an ending is yeah.

But but the ending was the entire you know, the best part of the entire season as far as I'm concerned. So there wasn't a lot to really talk about. Were they going to talk about Frank's and they did? Pigeons, Yeah, Prank's and pigeons.

Know who did take a little Instagram break and then came on to announce some news. Ali, yeah, I need she laid low. She kept it, you know, I'm sure that I kept it classy. Well it's not even about classy, yes, but like I think she right.

But she could have easily gone on social media and or did interviews and said horrible things about him, and but she didn't. So I feel like that takes a sitting with all class.

Yeah, and I think but also she gave her time to process and decide what her next steps are going to be.

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She writes. This is in regards to James Kennedy's arrest over domestic violence. It's from best of Bravo, but she posted on her Instagram, thank you all for your support and kindness. I am happy that prosecutors decided to not file against James, as I never desired criminal charges. We had an argument outside of his home related to him drinking again. However, I was not physically hurt. I was shocked by the headlines and disheartened by how the event

Well. I hope he gets the help he needs, because this is just not a one time situation. From what we've.

Heard, Yeah, and I hope that she has the strength to not go back even if he does get sober.

She seems like a pretty smart girl.

Yeah, we all make mistakes.

She's just so cute and sweet. He's always kind of an odd couple.

I know.

I was hoping that she would, you know, rub off on him.

But I think there's only so much somebody else can do for you. You have to do stuff for yourself. Then we get into season nine, episode sixteen of Her Housewives with Potomac.

Did you actually catch Mia on watch What Happens Live?

No?

What was it? Well, basically what.

Happened was, you know, she got questions about the paternity test, and she just talks herself in circles. And the guest that was on there wasn't putting up with it. Neither was Andy. It was Quad, married to medicine, and Andy just wasn't putting up with it. He was just like, you get the look on his face is like okay, Mia, okay. And Quad was actually interviewing Mia about her lies.

But also she said Ink thinks the show is bad for his reputation.

Yes, she said that he has a twenty year.

No, he's not DJ.

What is he radio.

Announcer, radio VJ or something? I don't know?

And quad goes, didn't you have this job before you guys started dating? Or you've been hooking up all this time so of a sudden now, I mean, obviously it's not true. There's gotta be another reason why they broke up.

Well, Mia confirmed that her and Ink are still not currently together. She revealed that he felt like their brands were not aligned, which to the split mean what brands?

Does she have a brand?

Her person? Their personal brand.

Is her brand housewives, and his brand.

Is I guess they mean like her reputation and her brand is Jerry Springer. I fuck. Oh, by the way, such documentary is so good.

Somebody reached out to me and said that I was in that documentary.

Well on, I watched that documentary. I don't remember seeing you in it.

Really, I'm like what they're like, Yeah, sorry.

Icon queen, I don't really wind in Gina's face. Oh maybe I did see that. Yeah I did. I saw that. Wow, I'm so immune to seeing you do shit like that that it didn't even I didn't even you know what, I didn't clock it you didn't clock it.

Damn I made it. But Ben associated with Jerry Springer.

It's good and you kind of love Jerry Springs.

What was it?

What is it on? Tam asked me questions. I know the answer to I don't know Flix. It's on Max Max probably don't have that.

I'm too cheap.

It's on Netflix. I can share my account. As of now, Edwin hasn't deleted it, so it could still.

Oh let's share it, or let's sell it like Ramona did to her her Twitter.

Oh that No, what is this?

Either Ramona was hacked or she sold her Twitter. People are saying to some big corporation.

But I think what does one get for selling their Twitter? I don't know.

I was like, damn, retirement.

I don't ever need to go on Twitter again. In my laugh if somebody wants to pay me the big bucks for my Twitter.

I know they're saying the CEO of black Rock bought it.

But she did not sell it. Because it's back to Ramona Singer.

She has been hacked. Somebody sent me that information. I'm like, you sure she's not hacked. No, she sold it. I'm like, okay, well pull send it to me. Yeah, isn't not funny how people are constantly sending us things.

That half the time aren't true. Mia says she found out the paternity test a week ago, and Karen says me anew and was paiding Gordon like a nut and playing with their emotions. Mia says they should question if Raven is raised child? Oh damn oh. And then Stacy seems to take me aside, questioning why Karen would do this at Ashley's event. Do you Stacy should have stuck up for Karen Moore in this moment?

Yes, Stacy sticking up for me was to me, it was totally disappointing. Mia brought her kids into this group. First. It wasn't like like I understand what Stacy was saying, but Mia had brought her this situation up. Was it been like two years she's been talking about the paternity of her kids.

Yeah, but I actually Stacy did is the one that brought it up.

She's still talking about it. Well, yeah, in the way she's unanteing how she and she even said and seen could be he could be incs.

I don't know. And at one point she said the fathers.

The fathers. But how come Stacy didn't go in hard when Mia brought up Giselle's daughters, if it was, I don't know.

I think that Stacy's a little slow to the pickup on like what the stories are and what we're going with, just kind of like her mediation and her divorce. Huh huh. Oh, you mean I should ask child support? Like, I'm like, are you Stace? Stace, let's have a real conversation. I don't know who your husband is, but he's gonna meet somebody else. And Ashley gave you some sound advice that you didn't take, but.

He hasn't already.

Yeah, but Ashley, I love that. She's like, you know, we see her doing her her surprise show, but then she's like, what weight drama went down that I didn't have to help stir up shit to me at my own event, Like thank you. She's like, this is gonna air. Appreciate everybody. What about Kate Chastain makes an appearance. Of course, I'm like, is that Kate? Yeah?

Which is so weird because Kate lives in Florida.

Maybe she's close with Ashley. Oh, she did chat Room with Giselle. That show that I don't think exists any longer, so maybe she's close, which is well, but I mean, it was funny to me that they never showed Kate talking. We just had to like be like, well.

They never do you know how that works? And when you bring somebody from another show on your show, you're like, oh my god, there's Teddy, Oh my god. Yeah, and then they're actually got speaking parks in Orange County.

Oh I got special? You are. I don't want one thing. It is not special.

And I don't ever wants residue on my taint.

Hold tell me about residue on my taint. Explain it. You know what your tane is, right, I know what a tain is, tape residue, Okay.

That I tape residue. Yes, I don't like not say tape.

No, I just I I was getting tape and tank. There were so many tea words. I was getting lost tape on a tin. Well, it's like when you wear those little butterflies on your nipples or whatever to like say that you don't have that you don't show, and then like if you leave them on too long, then all of a sudden you're like, well, hold up, I got friends to do on my nips to Tease, Tape and Taint.

Welcome to another episode of Tape.

And Taint, Tape and Tain't Here to Serve.

Actually looked really cute.

Ashley thrived in this role and then when she ripped that shirt off, Holy shit, those titties are Oh they're everything. Some good tits. I know.

It made me one out, Tam.

I was gonna say, Tam, you're about to go back in and get your back in and get them done because of them is live and grab your old tits so they can put them back in.

They're probably moldy inside, like thirty years old.

No man, but she did this in.

Front of her uncle and her mom, like.

Her new boyfriend. She in front of your dad. What if you did that in front of your dad. I'm in trouble with my dad because I haven't called him back in two days. Like so me even getting on stage and ripping my shirt off is not even something I could consider. Like he sent me a text, He's like call me. And I was with slay It all weekend and then I got back and I'm with the other kids. So then last night I'm like, hey, Dad,

Whatever?

Thumbs up? Fucking thumbs up? It up.

Well, I know, like we've talked about this, like certain outfits he doesn't like you to wear.

Yeah, he still thinks you're like fourteen he yeah, I mean clearly with my young face. I'm just so that's it.

See your doctor.

Thanks to my doctor paying me. It gave me that good good neck. But then Giselle, Karen and Ashley, and so we get through the whole drag thing. Ashley asks her boyfriend to check out her dick. Oh he I mean he is acutity. I kind of hope that they end up together because they're such an odd couple. Josh, Yeah, Josh, but I like him. Well, haven't we seen pictures.

On her instagram recently of her and Josh after the dating show?

I am on, Well, we definitely saw paparazzi pics. I'm unclear if she posts pictures of him on her instagram because my algorithm only shows me people that I've like recently liked a photo from Mike.

Well, mine only show me guys with hair transplants, which I have no idea where that came.

From mine's motivational speakers. Maybe it's Kayden, maybe hair transplants. Yeah, I have a dumb question. What is it to men and women both have taints? I mean, I know it's the area between the front part and your table.

Ain't it tain't the kidty and it taint the butthole?

Oh okay, so everybody has a taint in riddle space in Okay, you don't have to have a penis or a vagine. You can vagine a Vaginegina, for.

That's a very fancy vagina.

Mine is very fancy.

I've seen it. It ain't that fancy.

Don't be jealous just because your Wiki feet scores lower than mine.

Oh we're going to hear this all the time. Oh yeah, boy, I'm going to start taking pictures of my feet and making sure they're really pretty. I'm gonna edit them and put them out.

Your face that.

I am the hollywod Hollywood for my feet.

You go ahead, and why don't you send them to Lisia Haukstein and ask her to do some medding on that, because it's going to take a lot of work to get those feet up to five stars. Right.

Well, you remember when Meredith used her feet to touch her husband's taint in the bathtub.

No, I'd like to forget that, but thank you now for scarring me. As we finish off, then Giselle, Karen, Ashley, and Kiana meet for lunch. Kiana gets emotional, saying that she and Greg had a huge argument about her being a part of this group. I'm surprised they're letting her use this even though it kind of, you know, makes sense, but it's really breaking the fourth wall.

I know.

Do you like it or not like it? I don't really mind. I mean, I think, to be honest respectfully, to Greg, I think he'd be an asshole read whether they're on the show or not, so he can blame it all he wants. But I think he's controlling and the idea of her having control or financial control or anything I think is alarming to him.

But don't you feel like him hating the show and not wanting to be on the show is drawing more attention to the relationship and making people ask more questions like.

What is he afraid of? Why doesn't he want to run?

Is it because as he's protective because she got hit in the head with a bottle? Or is it he doesn't want to put his I don't know shit behavior out there. He doesn't want to put her out there to make her, you know, a star.

What is it?

What is it that Greg doesn't like about the show? Well, the part that they can do whatever they want with your image. Yeah, and he's not getting paid. Is that it?

I mean, it could really be anything. But what I did like to see is that the women, especially Ashley, supporting Kana, especially since she literally like bled for this show.

Yeah, did you did you notice Ashley finishes her shows very cute and the girls were so happy to run up to her and go me as a lion, Me.

As a lion.

I know, they couldn't let the girl take a drink and they went up to her and like, just like that me as a liar and actually had a big reaction.

Of course she did. She's all pumped up, she's on her adrenaline and from like her show like she's feeling all the fields. Then Mia picks up Ink, and Ink says Gordon texted him about the paternity test results, but Ink doesn't believe Gordon took the test. Mia questions why Gordon got the test done behind their backs. Ink wants to set wants Mia to set up boundaries with Gordon.

Can we just talk about this setup scene for one?

I can't. I can't.

I mean it was so fake. First of all, they're dressed like they match in like a suit an evening gown to go pick up at the airport, and then he's like, oh, I like your fit. I'm like OW.

I also just want to let anyone know now that I'm back in the dating world, I am never picking anyone up from any airport unless I've birthed you. I am not.

Taking a damn uber.

Get your ass in an uber, do what you need to do. But like, that is not who I am. And I also don't really even understand people that are that way. You know what bugged me?

A lot of things bugged me, but especially today, but when he started talking about how he wanted to take Jeremiah to a ballgame, it just bugged me. I feel like, you know what, it's it's too soon stop trying to act like you're his father in that sense, and I feel like that's what he's doing on TV to like, yeah, I'm his father, Like yeah, I'm going to take him to a game. Oh I'm going to do this. It's just kind of like you're crossing the boundary.

It feels like Mia. But also I think the problem is and where we're having such a disconnect is I think Mia wants inc and Gordon. I don't think she's happy with just one of them. I think it's the combination of, Yeah.

All this shit she talks about Gordon and how he's unstable and bipolar, and she's constantly thrown him under the bus.

What is it about him that she does like I think he does. He is he supporting her? No? I think she pays for him allegedly, is what we've been led to believe. But I think you know, he's he's there, he's a constant, he's her children's father. Yeah, I don't know, And I think I mean, I think Mea has had some abandonment issues and I think letting go and setting up clear boundaries isn't something she's super comfortable doing. I mean, clearly she's been on and off with ink for years.

I mean, but exploiting your children's paternity and husband's mental illness is not a cool storyline.

No, But then Stacy invites Ashley to the Humane Rescue Alliance Stacy's host a fashion show Strut for Strays. Stacy says she's bonded with Ashley since they're both going through public divorces. Ashley says she may have to file a public claim against Michael for her to force.

Is that mean because he's not responding?

Let me read it again. Ashley says she may have to file public claim against Michael for her to.

Usually have to do that if he's not responding, possibly, which is weird and oh my god, unemployed, Stacy still talking about waving child support.

Even the dogs are like, bitch, someone please get her to secure that money. She ain't thinking right, I.

Mean one line I always tell my friends that are getting divorced, you never know who you married until you divorce them.

And also, why would you, in any stretch of the imagination, why would you choose spousal support over child support? That is the one thing that you want want to have organized for the kids for the rest of their life.

Right, But spouse and support. Doesn't that usually end when you remarry? Yeah, so she married, you know, a year later than she's j.

Yeah, she gets nothing and then there's no better hope TJ gets a good movie. But the fact that she believes that, no matter what, her ex is gonna, you know, continue paying for the lifestyle of her Arabella makes me very nervous for her. Like, yeah, of course you want to believe that that the father of your children is always going to do the right thing, but like, of course it doesn't always. Then what's the but also what's the pain? And then just putting it in writing, there's

I got dismissing her feelings right there at that very moment.

That's what I was gonna say. I gotta love the irony of Greg saying he doesn't dismiss case feelings while in the middle of freaking dismissing her feelings.

This guy's a tool. And the sunglasses, NA, well, the flip flops. Why they zoom in on his flip flops?

I know when they zoomed in on the mandals, I mean, do you think get a five? He's not going to get a five. But the only thing it really says on my hinge profile is, don't even reach out if you wear mandals. Mandals like a leather sandal on a man. She's fine with a pair of rainbow flip flops, but like a mandal out to dinner.

I don't really like I don't really like seeing I don't really.

Like seeing feet. It depends on the feet.

But I just don't.

I just I don't. I don't know. Something tells me that we will be seeing a single Keana holding a flute next season.

How long has she been dating him?

Two years? I think she said. Then we get all the women coming to meet for strut for Strays. I gotta say, that's not a great name. Not a great name, Strut for Stray. I thought it was cute strut for strays, but then Karen declined their meeting with Vivian, who we previously met with at the beginning of the season as Karen's friend. Giselle says Karen introduced the group to Vivian

She was doing the most in the scene. It was a little too much in normal circumstances. I mean, Stacy knows this woman and has known this woman. She's all karen an explanation about using a designer.

She has no longer than Karen.

So I don't understand what Giselle, She's just stirring the pot. And I will tell you her confessional was kind of hilarious.

What'd she say?

I may or may not have been bitten by a dog.

I'm maybe lyon or something like that. Yeah, well I love that. Like, what essentially is happening is Stacy's getting hazed for not going along with the ogs that want the show the way that ogis want the show to go. So they're like, Okay, we're not happy about it. So now Stacy, you're next.

Yeah, Giselle was a little bored. She just had to stir the pot, which I totally appreciate.

Then, in a scene that I didn't need to see, Wendy is preparing for season two of The Doctor Wendy Show, Stacy and Mia meet for lunch. Eddie says he got off the phone with the White House. Wendy is going to film an episode interviewing the White House Press Secretary.

Is it that easy to just call up the White House?

You know what I call? I talked to the White House this week. Try that. Also, I did this that came onto my phone. Somebody's called me from a correctional facility. Their name sounds like Murr, and they'd like me to press one to have a conversation and two to decline the call. I'm like, who it sounded like merce Immerse from the purse. But the fact that I won't even pick somebody up from the airport, I am picking you up from jail.

Well I don't. Me and Eddie had this conversation yesterday driving home.

He says, have you talked to so and so like a friend?

I went to high school.

Have you talked to this person?

I go, I don't talk to people on the phone. I am offended if somebody calls me, I don't want to talk to you. There's a thing called texting, and I'm perfectly happy with that.

Yeah, And if I'm going to talk on the phone, it's because I have ample amount of time in the car alone and that's when it works.

That's when that's when I talk on the phone, is in the car. I know it's bad, but it's.

Like, yeah, I can't. I can't. No, like I'm not. It's gonna be a chore right now to call my dad. And also after the thumbs up passive aggressiveness, like I can't even deal with it. Then, Stacy says that Karen told her to avoid Mia because she's not potomac, and not to be friends with Wendy because she's self absorbed. Mia questions if driving into a tree and having multiple

She was either going to cry or she's gonna tear someone's face off.

I'm like, ooh, that's no. I don't think she was good to look. You could feel like like embarrassment and sadness, like she was like, what the fuck? I cannot believe. Well, I think it's.

Kind of shitty even if they don't they're not happy with Stacy to not walk in it for charity. Yeah, and also and I think it was kind of shitty for Gizelle to say, like Stacy didn't donate to her charity. I'm like, you never know what somebody's financial situation is.

Well, I think Stacy's financial situation is just fine. If she's not asking for child support. But I do think she was kicked out.

She was kicked out.

Remember that she wasn't allowed to go in the event. Oh yes, yes, Giselle's event. Yeah, that's right.

So maybe if she wasn't kicked out, she would have she would have donated.

Yeah, I mean, I think the look just Stacy's face was, oh my god, I just realized what show I'm on, And now I'm gonna have to put my big girl panties on and fight. And so then she starts it with Mia. She starts given the little crumbs that she's gotten before she joined the show, and they go at it.

Well, I appreciate Stacy housewiping up.

Yeah, me too. I think she's like.

That at the reunion. And did I hear that next week is the season finale?

You may have, but I don't know, I think it is.

Does there have been a time this season where Mia hasn't thrown Gordon under the bus.

I'm sure she'll take ample time throwing him under the bus at the three part reunion.

Do you think she feels ridicul now that her and Ink are not Her ink is not forever, No, her ink is not permanent, I should say, because I think this is all.

I think it's all a plan. I think she'll be back together with Ink. I think Ink and her have been, you know, moving in and out for twenty years. I don't think they're over. I think they're trying to.

It's just craziness to me to think that she's been back and forth with them for twenty years and she's been married to Gordon for.

How long I mean over ten?

Right, it's like shit or get off the pod.

Yeah, you gotta pick one, pick, but we don't want to have to sit there and watch the stage scenes with both of them. Thank you though, Yeah, thanks guys for tuning in to another episode of Two Teas in a Pod. We will be back later this week covering all the things