Merce in the Purse (RHOBH & RHOM Recap)

Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancamp and camera Judge.

We are back with another episode of Two Teas and Pod with Teddy Melon, give a Tamra Judge. Who there you go, spit it out? We go, Let's get it all out there. We're gonna start with Beverly Hills.

It starts with crystals blood pressure, blood pressure, She's gray, her veins are swollen. Anna Marie says the irony of shocking and Crystal has degraded her profession is now taking care of her. The ambulance arrives and her blood pressure is high, so they take her to the hospital when medical emergency happened. On these trips, most sometimes other housewives will go. But I love that they broke the fourth wall and they were like, who was it that was wanting to go with Crystal?

Was it Anna Marie? I think so? Yeah, I think Anna Marie said she would have go with her.

And then production steps in and they're like, actually, Gavin will be going with Crystal.

Yeah, Gavin's gone places with me too. Yeah, you know what Gavin like on a flight home when I got the hell out of Bali.

He's the one that flew home with me.

I flew by myself without the I mean without the cast.

Poor Gavin had to ride home with me on the way home from Provence when I didn't remember what happened in Provence and I grilled him for hours trying to find out every detail, and he didn't say where all love Gavin.

We all love Gavin.

Gavin is a staple and it's like such a good person and also such like he's always there for you.

So he's not working on.

Orange County right now.

I'm very sad, but we have clark Ah. Then they get to the church where they're cursed and going into church, Dree doesn't know if it's okay, if she doesn't light a candle.

Some lets her know it's okay.

Then we get kind of the conversation between Sutton and Kyle at church.

That was a sweet That was.

A sweet conversation I felt.

I did.

I felt like in that moment they both were being transparent. I don't think either of them wants to necessarily be at odds, but sometimes they just have such a different way of communicating it's impossible not to be.

But in this moment they are.

You know, Sutton's talking about her dad, Kyle's talking about her best friend. Sutton tells Kyle that she'll never have some of the answers that she's looking for, but to at least know that she's at peace now. And then Sutton apologizes for being a bad friend. I wonder how long this will last.

I don't know.

Sutton has won me over.

There's you know, the beginning of the season, she was a little much, a little much, but now I feel like she's back to just being her quirky, funny self, and I like that.

Well, I do feel like myself and God, we're wondering in that church.

Well, let's see how that plays out at the reunion. Let's see if this.

I just don't need the name them, name them, name, name them.

I like to see funny, quirky. I liked her friends. We'll get to that.

Well, but first they go Garcel says, they go to lunch, and something that it's also curious to me, is Anna Marie's kind of you know, when like lunches start, you have one housewife that's.

Is her name Anne Marie or Anna Marie? Because you're saying Anna Marie.

I'm pretty sure it's Anna Marie. Okay, but I could be wrong. I could be Anne Marie.

But crickets from our production team. What's hell? They say it on the show, they say, and now on the show.

And Marie it's Anne Marie.

They say it both ways.

Great, so the cast says it both ways, and apparently so to me and Tama, Oh, Anna Marie or Anne Marie.

Please let us know.

Do you go by Anna Marie or Anne Marie? Because I think it's Anna and Tamra thinks it's Anne Marie. So I guess no one knows. Hopefully we'll get to know her a little better and learn what her its.

Spelled, A N N E Anne Marie.

There's no A, there's so a.

It's not a an A.

I guess it's like how people call you Tamra or Tamarra Tamara.

No, there's no extra a in there, or Tamara Tamara any who.

Then Garcela says she's still hurt by the way Dree spoke to her on Taco Tuesday.

Garcelves, she brought that up, and I'm like, no, we are not going back to Taco Tuesday.

Well, they went back to Taco Tuesday while they were not having taco, and.

It actually it actually came out well though. It was like a nice, pleasant conversation. I was so ready for it to be the same conversation it was before and like, can we just move forward?

Yeah.

I appreciated that Dreet took more accountability than she had in the past, and that, you know, she shared history on her childhood. They showed pictures and.

We found out that Sutton was always rich. She was from the bronx of Brooklyn. Where was she from?

She's from Georgia, but then she moved. No, then when she moved to have that job, she lived in Brooklyn.

But the Dread was.

So happy to put that out there that Sutton wasn't always wealthy, even though she pretends she always was.

But I didn't realize that she met her ex husband, Christian and when they were like fourteen years old.

I know what time did she get married? Really young?

Well, I guess not that young if she was working out there, But who knows.

These are the things that we need more information on.

But Garcel says, what really bonds them is everyone is still learning.

Potomac.

This is a great example of people doing their jobs and moving past fights.

Because I'm hoping that we will not have to talk about this situation again.

I'm sure we will at the reunion, but I'm hoping it will not come up in another episode. Oh and I hate to see this, but our producers just waded in after telling me I was wrong.

But her name is Anna Marie.

Okay, all right, everybody spills it different, like you said.

If I would.

Have seen that, I would have said, Anne Marie.

I feel you, I feel you.

Then we panned to Crystal back at the Castle Airbnb, and we hear about her history of high blood pressure and she struggled with this before, but she never knew it would get to this point. She gets emotional and she says she's very thankful to animal, and she sees a different side.

Of her because of this situation. I think we all did.

Yeah, I think it was great. It's weird how things happen.

You guys are fighting over medical situations and then there you go, you're in a medical situation and you need her help. Yeah, and I she said, Emory said in the Vand she's like, I don't want her to stroke.

Out, And that's what happens when you have high blood pressure like.

That, right, But if in that same token, I don't necessarily want my medical the person I'm talking to about my medical stuff to actually say that.

It's one thing if she was saying that not in front of Crystal, but she said it in front of Crystal. And then you see, Kyle, go.

If you want to take that when I'm having a crisis, I don't know that I necessarily need to know all of the things that could be going wrong with me because I have anxiety on.

Top of it.

But either way, you saw that, you saw that she genuinely cares about her and she cares about her profession and wanting people to be okay. And I think, yeah, probably very much regrets a sophagate.

I'm sure she does. I'm sure she does.

Then they're making they all make dinner. Yeah, Sutton's friends come up here.

I have you have in Spain.

I've never been to Spain, but I have had pie. Yeah. I don't know if I've had.

It the same way that we saw made by Storm and his dad, But I do love that everyone had a crush on Storm and his dad.

I did not love the food in Spain.

It was a lot of you got shrimps with the tails and the eyeballs, and you.

Know, fish that are like fully well.

I think it's too many things. But we're starting to see Erica a little bit tipsy. What do you mean immersing the purse, marsh and the purse.

She's like the new elf on the shelf. He's Marsh and purse. She was hilarious. I mean, who knew that Erica was so highly intelligent?

Always crystal Crystal.

I can say that whether Erica is tipsy or not tipsy, if they aired all the times that she has the history on things and actually has done the research. And I appreciated when they panned back and she's like, I, you know, didn't have the opportunity to go to college and so I immersed myself in learning new things.

I'm like, I immerse myself in learning nothing.

Yeah. I think she's she's she's well troubled too, and I feel like traveling is one of.

The great experience and you learn so much.

And if you have, you know, if you've had a you know, tons of dinners with different people throughout your life and you're taking in what they're saying and asking questions, you are going to learn.

But she was funny, have you been out of the.

Country a lot? Have you been to a lot of different places.

I've been to a decent amount of places, but I'm not I wouldn't call myself like well traveled.

What's well traveled like?

I didn't travel to different countries when I was a kid. I don't think I did neither.

I didn't get Yeah, I didn't till I was ever forty, but I probably have been to about twenty different Yeah.

But also going as a going while you're on camera is also very different than going.

Oh yeah, me and Eddie said travel we would go.

Well, now we usually go one international trip a year, but prior to that, prior we before the pandemic, we did maybe a couple.

Well maybe once we have some more trips under our belt, we can say this.

When you travel the world, you can speak in any accent.

You won't an accent you won't because she's like a drunk rine man.

Both.

Then Durid asked Trevor what Sutton was like, and Trevor says Sutton was very mean to him, and she always acts like she was in charge.

Such mm hm. Then Sutton and Trevor say they had so much fun with merce. That's when we we know. She says, what's Marriica goes. I know you love Merce, but Merce isn't a zip bloc bag.

I know, I know, but I told you I opened up my.

Dog's remains and to split them up, and it was in a ziplock bag inside there.

Would you be upset if I carried your ashes around in a zip bloc bag and then, as we see in scenes for next week, your remains ended up all over the back of Carcel's outfit.

Oh my god, Well, I mean if it was my butthole, that's the part you're going to get.

Oh gosh, I leave Teddy my butthole that I didn't probably disgusting. Well, we may as well add tea bagging to the list of things that is okay to speak about with the Ballet Association.

I can't.

At first I.

Thought that that Estan was saying she mixed her dad's ashes with Mercy's ashes. I'm very confusing what she was talking about, and it was really sad for me to see.

Her get so emotional and all the things that you know, it would be hard if you have somebody's ashes for ten years, even though they've obviously been gone for ten years, to actually physically get rid.

Of them, I know, but I think she was meaning more she has a lot wrapped up in the men that have been in her life. So between merce and her dad, they're both passed away. So I think that's what she was saying.

And her divorce. She threw a divorce in there too.

Oh she did throw her divorce.

So I just have and closing, I have one thing to say, what I miss Lisa Rena.

I mean, who doesn't, That's all I have to say. Who doesn't. I feel like if they're not coming, somebody's.

Yeah, she got things going and she's she got messy, and I just missed that so much.

And I mean, you're trying to see these women connecting and like have like even when Erica and Garcel are like Erica comes in and she's all tipsy and her dress on the bed, and then like Garcel's not tipsy on the bed too. You know, like there's these moments that could be hilarious but that they just laugh because the other person is not reciprocating what's happening. I know, Like what made certain things fun is when you know you've got too hot messes going for it, but like if you only.

Have one person that's it's just not enough. It's not enough.

Let's get to the good stuff.

Let's get to Miami. Yeah, let's take a quick break. We'll come back and talk about Miami. I'm gonna start Miami with something I'm really upset about. But I want to look as refreshed as doctor Nicole after a twenty four hour show.

That's what I said, and a red eye flight, and a red eye flight wakes up just puts in a banana clip.

Yes, oh hi, I'm like, oh god it, I love you. I'd hate you.

I was like, for the love, like she is just so sad.

I thought.

We had a two days in San Francisco. I came home.

I went to bed at six o'clock. When I got home, I was so tired, wove up.

My eyes are swollen. I still don't feel great. It takes me like two days to recover.

I know, but this is what I don't understand about the world Wide Web, because I guess at our live show, I said, somebody asked me if I was gonna have a threesome with somebody who would be And I said, oh, doctor Nicole, like love her, but like, can we make it a foursome and just bring in so that we have Anthony.

And then all these people started sending me these messages about Anthony's net worth.

It if anything, well, because I said, I said, listen, I want a yacht in a private plane and all these things in the house on Star Island or wherever it is. But I just want to let everybody from the world Wide Web know that when you google somebody's net worth, it's not always act I know.

Let me just tell you my net worth is what was stated in my divorce papers fourteen years ago.

That was my net worth.

Well, it says that Anthony's is three million and mine is sixteen million.

I can tell you with one hundred percent.

Certainty, my personal net worth is not sixteen million.

So that is hilarious.

I would be thrilled if it was.

But I think sometimes the World Wide Web doesn't update these things.

Now what they do if they.

Get any kind of legal papers where you'd have to put income on there or anything that's where they get it.

From, well, then I think Alexa is taking the women to the cathedral where every single woman is dressed with their boobs, with their boobs out their mid drift showing they're like, oh, I brought a shawl, or I brought this. I was just like, these outfits are hilarious, especially because they're going to come back and change before the gondola ride from Hell.

But do you love that Alexia had her sunglasses on in church the entire time?

Oh my gosh, I didn't even notice that the entire time she had it on. So good, Well while they're in there, this part made me sad. When Julia was talking about how she separated herself from religion twenty years ago when she lost her son, I guess I had forgotten the magnitude of this story that she hired somebody that she thought was a registran.

I know, I know, I was like.

Died from shaking baby synders. How did I block that out? I think because it's like so alarming to even think.

But then I did see Julia get emotional once she was in the church, Like you could tell that all of those emotions were kind of coming back because she was letting herself feel probably that sadness, but I feel like that's something that would never ever leave you, and I hope that. And when she said listen, like this is why the farm and animals. I've connected so much because I thought I would end my life if it wasn't for my chihuahua.

Yeah, she said her farm is her temple with her animals because of you know, her dog being there for her when her son passed away.

She's just so sad.

But I also agree with Marisol because you know, I went through a whole thing, like Okay, I did the same per every single night, and it's not coming.

It's not happening.

And you know, you have to always remember what Marisol said, Not everything comes at the time.

You ask for it.

Yeah, so it's in God's time and sometimes what you think may potentially be best for you. And I'm not saying not what Julia is right, I'm not comparing this to Julia. I'm just comparing it to any time we pray about certain things. Sometimes you will pray for things and it's actually not your path and it's not what your life is meant to be, and that's why your prayers aren't being answered in that certain situation.

But Gerdy, when we see her praying, you can see that she's scared.

Larsa holds her and then Gerdy says, there was a bond between them and the church that she will never forget. And then I'm like, but you guys have forgotten. I've been seeing it everywhere. You guys fighting like crazy. So what happened between church and now because y'all are not.

In a good place interviews?

But between this and the Beverly Hills episode, I'm like, God is basically a friend of on the Housewives franchises.

These last two episodes.

Ones in Spain, on's in Mexico City, one's out of temple, one's out of church.

Like it's I mean, they were like very parallel.

This is very parallel.

Except for the divorce.

Such, my gosh, Lenny, but I this is where I have to give.

To Miami. This is why this show is so good.

No matter what happens, no matter what happens, these women can find a way to all come together.

Yeah yeah, but then we get the call ready for the settlement.

Ready for the settlement. First it's the divorce lawyer.

This is what's confusing to me, Like, when you're going through this situation, you don't normally talk to each other about this stuff.

Your attorney's talk.

But that's the problem. I think that's why these two continue to have this because I think there are attorneys talk and then I think Lenny knows that he can manipulate Lisa if he says to her, so then he calls and tries to switch things around, and I think that.

Well, it's you know, it's pretty funny that he called her to tell her that she cannot live with another man while he's paying her the settlement whatever, because the judge would say.

No, you can't say who you live with now.

If she gets married married, then I think it's about yeah, alimony.

So I'm like, who does he think he is?

Like, he thinks he just thinks she's that dumb that she'd be like okay.

But then she loved being able to give it right back and being like well.

I then asked him if he wasn't allowed to permanently reside with his girlfriend, and he said he doesn't want to, Like I.

Know, I hope that this line came out wrong out of Lisa's mouth.

If I have Jody or whoever move in, it won't be a loser. I'm like, oh god, that really made Jody feel really sweet and loved.

Well, you can tell that it's starting to really rub Larsa the wrong way because she is not even allowing Lisa a moment of grace.

She is on her every side.

What do you mean telling her to open her legs because she felt nauseous.

Wasn't trying to be there for her.

Yeah, you know what, I've always heard that we open your legs and let.

You're vagina breathe and I'm listening.

I let it marinatee this sprinter van and then we'll all feel better. Gosh, but can we add one additional thing to this agreement? Sure that Lydis is about to sign it should also say we do not have to hear Lenny's name ever again. We should he should be providing the code name, something else, any other option.

But Lenny.

I feel like on season fourteen or twelve, or I don't know what was when they finally stopped doing flashbacks of my ex and having him talking, I'm like, guys, really yeah, and they're like they're like, he's the gift that keeps on given.

Yeah, like no more, no more.

But I think in this moment, Lisa gets really the emotions have taken over. She says she feels like she failed and she doesn't want to embarrass Jody crying over Lenny. She said that Jodie felt this and he had a hard time embracing her.

And then Larsa says she.

Doesn't know anyone who would put up with Lisa because she is so needy. Larsa says Lisa is like a baby, and Lisa says Larsa is a bully.

This shocked me because they're very close.

That shocked me.

Like, they're very close, very good friends.

And one person got annoyed.

At their boyfriend because they were taking pictures of Julia at Bravocan and had parties for coming back parties after six day trips. Like I'm like, I think there might be some needy And they have a podcast called Separation Anxiety, right, Like, I think there might be some neediness going on.

Larsa cand no wrong in my eyes, ever, I love Larsa, but I.

Think they both are in relationship.

Well, I think that when she says she's needy, it's because of all the Lenny stuff.

I think that's why she.

Well, I have a question.

Maybe needy probably wasn't the right word to you.

But would you call Eddie on a FaceTime right before filming and show him your outfit and say do you think this looks good?

Yeah? No, because he'd say yeah, looks great.

Yeah I would, I would have.

He would have his eyes closed and say, yeah, looks great, but yeah.

Sure whatever, it's cool. Like I don't Maybe I'm not needy.

Because unless you have the option, unless it's tires on a motorcycle or something, you know about his dog, he doesn't notice it.

But would you throw a welcome home party for Eddie after five days apart?

Like I throw a party when Edwin leaves for fire.

No, I throw a go away party.

Just kidding big. I know.

One of my friends was talking about she was dating this guy she met online and she's like, gosh, you know you love bombing. She was using all those words, and I'm like, you're welcome to, uh take over with that when we're fifteen years and give.

It a go. See how you feel.

Good.

Luck, you're not gonna get love bombed up.

Oh it probably would, probably would, you know, you know, in the very beginning, but you know how that goes. I think that's pretty normal in your relationships, the love bombing and all that.

I hate that word.

I know, I don't like it. I don't like triggered all of it.

There was some fighting that went on in that boat.

That boat, and this boat ended badly.

This boat ended really badly.

They well, first they see the dogs on the side of the canal and Lisa says she wants to throw them food.

Alexia says it's disrespectful and wait, do you think.

It's disrespectful and rude?

Because I was like they kind of went a little hard on her. All she was doing is throwing the dog a little tree.

I don't know if if I was driving by your house and I thought that your dog looked Oh was it in a vacuyyard?

Yes, that I thought it was just like a white dog.

It wasn't at like a gas station like with a dog with like a sign up like I don't have food, Like, No, it was. They had already made comments, the women had already made comments about these are people's homes.

Oh, you're right, you're right.

You're right.

In my mind, for some reason, I thought it was just like a dog like in a field or something. No, and like these women are losing their shit over this.

No, they're losing their shit because those dogs are somebody's pet. And for her to just assume that they're hungry or whatever. And it's not as if she was walking by.

If you're coming by my backyard, farmer's dog is the only one the only food that my dog eats.

It's fresh food.

Yeah, I mean, but flinging you know, turkey sandwiches over like into somebody's backyard.

But first of all, they weren't even making it.

Well, then I kept thinking, one of these dogs is going to jump out of this body of water, and what kind of animals are.

Inside of this body of water? Like I don't know.

Like I was like, well, now we're going to see a dog death because the dogs.

Didn't want Oh my god, Now Kiki is not having it.

She is not having it. And then we got into a few fights.

Well I think that I wish.

I mean, and it's not Kiki's job to educate all the other women, but I wish. In that moment, Kiki shared something very personal about her childhood and a confessional about the way she grew up and why these women's privilege were upsetting her. And you know, they don't even understand, so their comments are very.

You know, ignorant, ignorant comments or ignorant things to say. But she said it in a confessional.

She kind of just sits there trying not to get irritated at the women.

I think it just starts to bottle up in her.

And I think between that and the paperwork that's going on with Lenny, both women were so upset by the time we got to the turkey sandwich throwing or the juice box. I want to know if the juice box was full or empty.

All I know is it's a little bit heavier than a napkin. That's all I have to say.

You know, well you don't. I don't know if it's an empty juice box, if it's heavier than a napkin.

I'm just saying it's bigger than a napkin. It's cardboard.

Yeah.

Well do you think do you think that Kiki assaulted Lisa?

I no, I think I think Larsa actually made very good points. If I don't want to get she goes, if I don't want to get to that point, I'm not going to stand up and start pushing at somebody.

Yeah, she said, if you stood up and got in my face.

Yeah, and started to use like she would do things normally she wouldn't do. I'm the same way and get in my face. I'm either gonna do one or two things. I'm gonna take a deep breath and walk away.

Or I'm probably gonna sucker punch you.

Yeah.

I mean, I think she it. It didn't seem like it even hit her, But I do think that both women were upset.

I kind of feel like Lisa still has some a little bit of bent up resentment towards Kiki after when Keiki told her she needs to stop talking about Lenny.

Well because we're talking about Lenny again.

But Lisa did also say that sometimes she doesn't want to embarrass Jody. Jody, if you don't want to be embarrassed by Lisa, maybe don't watch this episode to not it's not the best one.

It's not the best one. Just skip on over it.

I mean, the way this show ended.

But I'm like, first of all, I feel bad for Julia because there's babies hanging after she just talked about how she lost her son.

And there's babies hanging in trees.

And I like a couple of babies, like like a hundred million I know, well, I love that they're talking to Amelia estefan As.

Then all of a sudden, all the women and they're like, okay, bye, and then they're.

Like and it's just like, is he like the seventh or eighth housewife?

Now? I feel like we see him more than anyone else. But everyone is super freaked out. They decide they're all going to hold hands and kind of come together in this moment, and Lisa refused, but we did see that. I want to know who she was technic. My eyes weren't good enough where she was sending the hundred text messages Elder if those was going to production or if those were going to Jody.

And if it was Jody, I'm.

Like, no, they're going to production. Get me off this boat.

I'm not doing this.

Did she try to pull her mic off too? I saw her grab something. I'm like, oh boy, here we go.

Well, what was she going to do?

Jump in the water next to HER's You never want to get in a fight when you're on a boat.

But that's always when the fights happened.

But I think that Kiki's feelings were hurt and Lisa was.

Just I think needs to be a housewife.

Oh, I one million percent think he can to be a housewife, because I think anytime we do get to see her personal story. She is so authentic and real and sharing. And when Lisa was coming for her in a like f you kind of way, Kiki gave her multiple warnings like please sit down, please stop this, like I'm trying to take deep breaths here, and Lisa wasn't having it.

I don't know, and Larsa put it best.

But well, now I think we know why Larsa got first seat at the reunion.

Well, then I need to also know.

Do we think that Adriana is going to do the lift at her concert?

So I haven't seen any practicing?

Well she did one? Remember one practice the lift? It was last week.

We love you, Miami, We appreciate all of you, and everybody is putting their work in and and I also the other thing other than these women coming together and always filming together each episode, you find something you like in every housewife, yeah, or every friend of which I cannot say that about all the franchises.

And I will say Julia has really come around for me, Like at first, I'm like, I don't know, I didn't really find her that interesting.

No, I really do.

Yeah, I would say that.

I have empathy towards Julia and her like, but sometimes I do feel like when she's trying to connect with the other women, they're still they still need to like give her more.

Of a shot.

Yeah, all right, well anyhow, any who, I hope you have a fantastic week and we will be back next week. Or you can subscribe and listen to our flashback episodes Real Housewives Orange County Episode one and two watch along with us