Keep Sitting on Your Throne, Queen (RHOBH & RHOM Recap)

Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Camera Judge.

All right, guys, welcome to another episode of to Teas and a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge and folks, we're unwell today. Late night, late night for the Twats, late night for the Twats.

We were up all night watching shows.

Oh yeah, laughing together, eating popcorn. Yeah.

But we're doing it.

We're doing it. We are here, So bear with us, folks as we struggle through this. But we'll probably be extra shady because we can barely cope with life today. The first one is the headline. Andy Cohen rips Liam mc sweeny suit as a shakedown, and she calls him a bully as lawyer's trade blows. The page six article says that McSweeney is trying to force an unjustified settlement with the Bravo host, but McSweeney's attorneys told Page six that his response is just an attempt to bully alleged

Well, because they're a public record. Anything that's filed with the court's public record.

How come some people can get it sealed? And did they Is it a choice not to have things sealed?

No, A lot of times they don't seal things. It's usually when there's minor children they'll seal stuff.

But my experience, especially when there's no basis, like if this was true, if she was in a situation with him, or he did this with her multiple times and blah blah blah, and she felt but that didn't happen.

But the thing is, it's like, stop these frivolous lawsuits, these shakedowns. He's trying to get money from people. This extortion has to stop. This will is crazy.

Like nobody and like, and I'm not saying that people ask for it, but nobody goes onto reality television show assuming it's to show all the wonderful things in their life, right, no one. I mean I'm even watching like like old reality television shows from when I was younger, like my kids liked to watch them, even back like back to like Real World, road Rules, all those original things like even Challenge, Hype competitions. There's dramas. So there's no way

This woman went on to do other shows on Bravo.

She did Ultimate Girls Trip.

She was in an interview where she talked about her drinking and she wasn't sober anymore, and it was not the producers to blame. I mean she contradict herself most sometimes she and she did Project Runway too.

But also she admitted that she had started drinking before filming had started. The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion trailer is here. The new season premiere is Sunday, May fifth. There appears to be drama and Teresa and Louie's marriage, and we hear Teresa is distraught because in the house there's not a lot of calm, Danielle says, before Jennifer Aiden adds every time I talk to her, her stomach

Shit.

I know, I didn't expect that.

I actually haven't seen it.

Yeah, and then the yeah. Then the clip teases friendships between Margaret and pals Jennifer Fessler and Jackie, both who have formed a new found bond with Teresa. That's who you want to associate yourself with while discussing their rift, converse with Joe. You want to tell Teresa everything you've been doing behind her back. I'm being with friends with whomever I want. I don't care, Jackie says. Then Jenfessler is also on the outs with Rachel, who herself is

Oh snap them some fun words.

Absolutely not, and then Jen Aiden and Danielle have seen their friendship fall apart. That is nobody I want to be friends with. I'm not looking her way again, Jen says behind Danielle's back, while Danielle directs her ear to Jennifer's face. You're dirty. Everybody was right about you. You're a piece of shit, she says, and Melissa and Teresa do not interact one time in the trailer.

I don't think they filmed together. I heard through the grape vine.

Heard it through the grape vine. But then this is also odd TM. Teresa and Louis are doing better than ever despite the explosive Real Housewives New Jersey. This could be true. Sometimes after you realize that shit has hit the fan while you're filming, then you like work on your relationship, but also kind of like newlywed. So it's a little bit of a doozy either way. Well, we'll have to wait and see. Trailers can be deceiving for sure. Uh now we're getting into reunion part two a better.

Oh my god, Dree was upsetting me today.

Okay, so you Lee, just explain to me your thoughts on Derea, which part, any of the parts?

Any of the parts?

No, I just.

I don't even want to be mean. It's just the way she talks and how she is kind of above everybody and puts people down. I don't know why she just bugs me. She's bugging me at this reunion.

I do wish, and I know this is rich coming from me, but I do wish sometimes she could just say I'm sorry. Yes, and that's it.

She just goes on and on and on, but never really says she's sorry. And Garcela says, can't you just say you're sorry and let it go?

And and what are your thoughts? Because this entire reunion was pretty much about to read And is that because she's long winded or is that because nothing else was going on? Well?

Probably because nothing else is really I mean, they didn't have the best season, so I don't even know how they got a three part.

Reunion because they're Beverly Hills.

Yeah, because they're they were a moneymaker.

Yeah, yeah, Well, essentially every single point on our rundown starts with dere I guess. The first twenty minutes was about Kyle and Sutton, which I thought was a really good showdown.

And by the way, you got a few seconds in there too, of course I did.

Of course, it always always showing me in the best of light.

Yeah, saying that Sutton has vodka in our verse? So are you doing Kyle's dirty work?

Oh yes, huge. I'm going to open the breakdown between the Kyle and because we wrote it down, it starts out, Derey, you've changed your lifestyle and you're not drinking and you have friends that don't drink. And I understand how Morgan can play a role in that regard, but I don't think she influenced you to stop drinking. Kyle, thank you. I had only met her once in person at that point, which is true. Then Duri says there was a big shift.

I don't think that that's the issue with those girls. I don't think that. I think what they're thinking is what's all over the press, and they're not saying it. Are you dating Morgan? Why won't you just say it? Because they're just they're going around. You're not drinking, like you know, Morgan doesn't drinking. Oh, you have tattoos, but Morgan has tattoos. But they're not saying somebody works out too much, which is ridiculous.

It's a ridiculous. It's as ridiculous as a storyline as like the glassware. When I was with Dory. It's like it's so pointless, like stop beating around the bush. And also, Duri, you have to take some ownership in the fact of your your level of friendships with these women.

I feel like durit is disconnected to the whole group.

I think Duri might be disconnected from reality, maybe a little bit, like I don't I mean even when I mean, if you're on Andy's third yawn, if this is your oh when he.

Yawned, I started cracking.

Up, Like how come maybe when I say I have to yawn?

But oh my god, She's like, don't you do that?

Don't don't you dare And I'm like, the fact, how in that moment, I have a question if you net like, listen, I'm a talker, I know, but in that moment when you know you're about to start talking and you've been yawned at multiple times, yeah, it's time to cut it short.

She doesn't know how I have friends like that. I have a husband like that. Yeah me too, Yes, talk And I am a bullet point girl. I don't need to know what you had for breakfast. Just give me the bullet points.

I had a scooped out bagel with peanut butter.

Oh bagel sounds a really good right now?

Needed Okay. Then Sutton says, I think you were being reckless because you said I have a drinking problem that I don't eat. That is reckless and of itself. Kyle says, hold on, I never said you had a drinking problem, not one time. Then Sutton says, did you bring it up and insinuate it? Did you or did you not? Kyle said, don't do the name thing again, because she was doing that. She was starting to she was starting to do that that name them, and then she said.

Have you seen his show? I haven't watched it.

It hasn't aired yet, but I don't think it's shared yet. It's a there's clips, but I think we have to keep in mind that in clips everything looks juicy. Think about how much we thought was going to be shared in regards to every season of any Housewife franchise, like the Jersey Reunion, that's all compiled into one situation. So they're picking the best clips to promote.

So I don't know, so that's probably all he said all season was with that one clip.

Yeah, who knows. I mean there's two clips. But I think they also started filming at different times, right, so it could have been further down the line when Maricio started filming, But I don't I don't actually know that.

Do you think do you think that Duri was stalling trying to think of an answer.

Yeah, if somebody reasked like if I'm like, do you think like you just asked it and then I ask it again, it's yeah, you're trying to come up with an when you.

Repeat a question. Oh, I know, that for a fact, that that happened on Traders this week.

And oh when Fader like pretty much gave up.

Yeah, yeah, she was like, I'm dying.

Are you?

Are you a Trader? Am I A what it's like?

No, guys, I'm tired. I'm tired. Like, wow, you really put in a good fight there, and her mouth going because you got caught. But I think that if we're going to say that Kyle was planting seeds, we also have to point out that Sutton is pretty much fertilizing the rumors about Kyle and Jit this season. I mean, she's sitting there saying, I mean, I'm not for deit pretty much anything she did this reunion. But she's the

What we do Teddy, that's what we do.

I get it, but also it is her job. But you can also there's you can talk behind some on Housewives. I think you can talk behind somebody's back, but then you also need to say it to their face.

That's why I make a point.

Of doing that.

And if you don't so it can it never be thrown back in your face?

Yeah, because at least then like you're being consistent with what you're doing, you're not acting like I mean, even Garceell was the one that was like your marriage like she did that for Sutton because Sutton was trying to avoid, you know whatever.

I like this question. Andy asked if they think Denise was mad about the Brandy hookup rumor at the weed party, but since Lisa and Teddy weren't there, she took it out on Erica.

I'm sure that's correct. I mean, what else would she be mad at her? But like, do you think she's still mad about the conversation that we had at her table in front of her kids, but that her kids were at another table and now they're on only No, I don't.

I don't think so. I think those kids have seen a lot in their lifetime.

And Also, I saw the clip of Denise on Watch What Happens Live last night. She did a TikTok about the jack being upside down with Sonia, and I liked that she was laughing at herself.

Oh, I was asked.

She was asked a fan asked what she thought about Tamor saying you hit on her at Bravo con They did, uh huh. And she made a face.

She made her Did she deny or confirm she she just made a face. Oh, okay, so there you go.

I guess making a face is well.

Why did they invite Denise to the reunion? Was Kathy even on the season?

No, she wasn't on the reunion? Oh why did they?

Why didn't? Why did they not invite Denise to the reunion? I mean they invited Kathy. Was Kathy even on the season.

Kathy wasn't on the season. But I don't think they invited Denise because what was she going to talk about recycled from four years ago? Yeah?

But why I'm just curious, like why didn't they? I mean, I think they invite you or Denise before they invite Kathy. What is all she's doing is giving away family secrets back in her makeup room.

Well, clearly that's why they invited Kathy and not Denise. What was Denise going to be able to share?

But also the level to explain her behavior?

What is she going to explain that I was too drunk? Like that's watch the show. Watch the show.

I feel like the story keeps changing. Didn't she say something different? On Jeff Lewis's show, she said that the uh they put weed in her stuff when she asked not to, which was a lie.

So now it's tough medicine. Yeah, it's been just say it. Nobody cares. I was nervous going in, so I drank too much and then I looked a hot mess. That's it. What about Crystal saying on Jeff Lewis that Darie was two hours late to the reunion? Do you think they would have stood for two hours late?

They have to, They're not gonna be happy about it. I'm wondering, kiss your ass goodbye.

I mean she came with like facts about it was two hours late, but I'm wondering how long like were they in their dressing rooms waiting and then finally they were told to come out and then it was still a delay or were they sat, Well, he did.

He did the digital part of the show without her. So they filmed, didn't you have? They filmed stuff for BravoTV dot com.

I bet she's gonna say she was sick because remember she had that ivy person in there. That's going to be her reasoning. But either way, just don't be too like you, you know, and how long does it take to pay?

She said she had a dress malfunction. She was probably just trying to glue that piece of hair on her forehead.

Durie noted that the entire cast and crew were aware that she was dealing with an unfortunate wardrobel phone was the wardrobe malfunction that they couldn't glue that piece of hair to her forehead?

Probably kept popping up, like what was the guy in the Little Rascals? That hair popped up?

And was it alfalfa? Alfalfa? The brilliant wardrobe team that were hired had no choice but to sew her into the dress, which didn't take anywhere near two hours, she explained, before claiming that the TikTok videos she posted at the union were made after filming was done. You can see it was dark outside that one of the tiktoks was filmed at night, the other one was filmed in the trailer. So much either way, two hours is too much and I don't know, uh, And Crystal said, sorry, but nope,

So she's a love Duri be lying, dar be lying, I know, But Dari said she had an incredibly, incredibly difficult past two years. And then what happens, Well, Andy.

Yns Andy's Here's here's the part that's a little bit askew for me, Like, yes, Garcel is saying things that everybody is thinking. But if somebody were to accuse Garcel of the same situation, can you imagine Garcel's reaction. So, yes, Duri's being long winded here, but like if the tables were turned, I don't even know.

If she was long winded. I think he just said, like, she's had an incredible difficult past two years, and he just yawns. He's like, oh god, here we go.

Well he knew it was coming. He knew it was coming. Well, what about when Garcel looks and goes, she's been talking this entire like Swiss were something, but she they're talking about the robberies. Garcela says it was strange they didn't take Darite's ring and that the robber would be so kind, so kind as to leave her cell phone behind at the gate. Durie says she had a gun to her head and begged them to leave her phone so she could call PK. Durite says Garcel going on National TV

If he had left the phone, if he had taken the phone, maybe there was a tracker.

On it for sure, Like if you like, find my phone, my friends, but I want you to put me on.

I want to put you on find my Friends so I know you're out at all times.

You know what, I'll save you the trouble. I'm either home or at a horse show. It's not going to be riveting tracking. But then Andy asked Sutton where she heard that PK had another woman in his car when he got pulled over for the d y and Sutton says the streets told her the streets.

Are very shady over there, and then and then Erica is like where rodeo.

Cannon drive, like naming all that, like, but also who told her that? Who knows? And it's not true, right, I mean according to my paperwork it says he was alone.

What do you think when Jeri says their marriage is better than ever? And the way she said it, She's like, Andy, our marriage is better than ever.

I'm just curious. Have you ever said that about it? Eddie? Like I do have our marriages our is just I have I mean I have this.

I mean I get annoyed with him.

So she like better than like I can say, like, yeah, we got through really hard time and we're working through it and we love each other and we're trying to do what we can do to beat together. Like ah, better than ever. And I'm like okay, like it was a little much for me. Then Erica was not too vocal this reunion. I think she's like, I did my time. But essentially, there's a rumor that Erica didn't show remorse for Tom's alleged victims because it would make her seem guilty.

Why do you think she met with the victims? And this wasn't aired on the show, right, this is a whole other It was.

Aired on I can't remember if it was on Bed at All, on Blonde or on that other documentary Housewives in the Hustler, but it did air. I think she probably can't comment on it because there's still it's still in the courts. Some things are still in the courts. It is my guess this part. And I'm liking stt in this reunion, but this part did not make sense's Sutton is very upset that Kyle doesn't share enough, even though Kyle has repeatedly said things are hard at home,

What that just doesn't even make any sense. And then I don't believe that's why she was upset many I'm sorry. I think she was upset because she wore pants and she like and she wasn't chosen on stage.

Also, I want to know, like the girls seemed appalled by the fact that where they were like, our son is moving to London, and you're moving to London, and she really thought she was going to have to I was that part confused me.

To move on.

Then Sutton says, once the cameras came on, Kyle was a bad friend. Kyle asked how she was supposed to be a good friend while Sutton was interrogating her marriage. It's just the same things over and over again, without them asking any new questions.

Were you surprised you were mentioned so many times at the reunion?

No, No, I was surprised that I actually had to see myself on Watch What Happens Live being so awkward. I was like, I could have done without the visual, thank you awkward.

I was like, well, you do get like that and the white hair you have, the white hair that you're that's the hair you're recovering from.

Yeah, look at this, Look my eight strands of hair rate.

Why would you allow somebody to bleach your hair white? You know what's going to fall out?

Well, I'd never bleached a white and I thought.

Well you should not. Yeah, until it all fell out.

Until you just got it healthy. Now I have baby hairs. Just one little rat on the back, I know, I'll use the oil. All right, Well, that's pretty much the end of the reunion. They I guess what happens episode three? They bring Kathy on and what else we're going to say?

I don't know.

Sudden faints? Do you think? Do you think when sudden faints? The cameras are going to continue following what happens, I would.

Say a producer with a small cam follow Yeah, Sally and Sally Anne Gavin Clark, Oh my gosh.

Well that that's the end of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode two. We'll bring you episode three next week after we see it all right, now we are at Real Housewives in Miami. Larsa says it hurt her when Gertie called her fake, Gertie says physically she is and offers to pull up before and after photo. Why can't Larsa just say I've had work done? What do you all care? Why can't you say done?

I don't know why, because.

I mean, then everyone won't stop talking about it.

Maybe she likes everybody talking about it.

Good point.

I mean the Kardashian one of them had their butt x ray. Oh yeah, but I think like this these bbls, I don't think their implants are they aren't they fast?

Oh? I think they just take fat from other places and put it into your butt.

Well, everyone on that couch has had work done, let's be honest.

Yeah, but everybody else talks about it.

You know some people don't like talking about it. What do you think about gritty calling Lisa mascot soldier?

I think that Lisa and Larsa both. I mean, I think it was a hard We have to go back for one second. When Marcus says he wishes he was on that couch, I was like, did he go to the Peter Thomas school of wanting to be a housewife? Like?

Whatally surprised they let them sit back there?

And watch it, especially now that we know that they don't come out. Larsa says she's been beating all year. Gertie says she deserves it. Marcus comes out and tells Larsa to keep sitting on her throne. Queen. If Edwin ever said that to me, I would, honestly, do you.

Like when people call you queen? I have some bands that we'll say hi, Queen?

Weirdly? I don't, Mother God, I stand you, But do you enjoy the commentary from Marcus and.

Whatever it's It doesn't make any difference to the bring and I just understand why they both were there.

I'm just shocked they're allowed to have that kind of support.

I don't know. I think Edny would rather clip his toenails or eat worms then sit in the backstage.

For Thank you for giving hours, thank you for giving me the visual of Eddie clipping his toenails. I appreciate that so much. Then, Julia says she and are Adriana have a bond for ten years, while she and Alexia just organically got to know one another. Adriana says this is a classic case where the new girl gets befriended by the mean Girls. Marisol says it was a newbie being tainted by an oldie. Should Adriana be happy that Julia is like making moves in the group and for betterment of herself?

Well, if you remember correctly, according to Alexia and Marisol on our podcast, Julia and Adriana aren't real friends. And I feel like, so I'm calling bullshit.

I also just feel like the reason that Adriana is upset is because she's worried about her position.

She should be in the show.

I mean, she it's the writings on the wall, and why couldn't she even just be nice about Julia singing? That kind of pissed me off too.

Oh my god, the end of the reunion.

I died. I was light down. I died. But like when she said, like, do you think Julia could have a career in singing? And she's like, I mean it's a hobby, Like just say she could do whatever she wants, Like, what, that's not a necessary shade if that is your best friend?

Well, from what I've heard, I can clearly say no, she doesn't have a future en scene.

Sorry, do you think Adriana does well?

I mean she's got Amelia fest of all so I think he can make anything happen.

And then we get back. I mean we get back.

Everybody wants to be a fifty nine year old pop star.

Listen, I would be if if somebody offered, I would break a hip. Then Larsa said she was hurt by Alexia, saying she'd been working on her tequila brand for two minutes. Alexia asked if she should have said two hours instead.

Oh my god, Alexia, she's pretty quick with her one liners.

Well, the problem that I have about all of this is we've talked a lot about the tequila. I don't even know that tequila's name.

Well, it's product pushing Pippin, but product pushing Pippen should put the name of her tequila. I don't know what it is either.

How do we not know the name? I know that symbol I know, but I do not know the name. Couldn't pick the bottle from.

The bottle was beautiful, So don't remember all beautiful vagina.

Lisa regrets feeding the dogs in Mexico. Kiki says it was disrespectful and Lisa looks down on people like her. I felt like Kiki was able to share so much and it really just makes me want to know more about her.

I think we will next year. But did you hear when Lisa said her delivery was off? But then Andy corrects her and says the words she.

Said was off? Yeah, And then he says it's a microaggression. And the fact that she watched it and still didn't realize it was a microaggression is slightly concerning to me.

Do you think Lisa did herself any favors?

Right?

I don't. Lisa didn't bother me at the reunion. Like during the season. I was like, oh, but she didn't bother me at the reunion. So far, has she bothered you? No? I mean I wish you would have said sorry, she didn't bother me at the reunion, But I think probably because they weren't. They edited out all the lenning talk.

Yeah, but as we're wrapping up, they do their little ending closures and.

It was cute. It was cute.

And then to see Julia pull the mic out and she's all.

Nervous, all nerved up. Adriana says her music career is getting bigger and better. Nicole is looking forward to having her daughter. Lisa developed a platform split Well to help people going through divorce. Which do we think Marisol came up with a name or not? Oh what about Marisol saying that Adrian has greasy hair. I know, I didn't notice that it looked greasy. I don't know. I don't know that I can comment on people's hair when I have eleven strands coming out of the back of my

I know, why do you keep bringing it up?

Who cares? Then Alexia says she wants to work on developing a friendship with Nicole. Gertie says they need to give each other the benefit the doubt. Larsa hugs Gerty and apologize again. And then Adrianna is sitting there during the opera performance like, damn it, Julia stole my meloiedo and my storyline, that bitch, But did you see, Mary, we were right when we said something was up with Marisol because even when Julia started saying Marcel like didn't.

Really she sat down, she said down, She's just had a shit look on her face. And then she's like, I ain't getting up doing this, and all of a sudden she's like Okay. At the end, she was like, she's like this, and then there's Andy over there.

And oh my god, Andy's dance. I was dying. Dorkey dad at like the dorky k the dorky dad like, but I'm done. But then after filming the reunion, Marisol asked Alexia why, oh I forgot about this? Why Alexia called her a liar? And Alexia said she's crazy because she never said that. Marisol says, it's unacceptable. I do appreciate productions commitment to film after they have wrapped. But we know they're fine. We just talked to them, so

We are killing it.

Who crushing it? Oh and we have the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion and flashback. Let's go