Bonus Music-sode: Call The Libertarians

Fear not thy Corona Virus, for thou solution is hereth!! Though they've been a tad quiet during the Apocalypse, sorting out their sock drawers, all you need to do is put your trust in the Libertarians! Stay tuned for the next episode of Two Pubsters Solve the Apocalypse, coming soon! We told you there was an Apocalypse. Huh? Didn't we? Visit Twopubsters.com or your local podcatcher for back episodes. And stay safe, distant, and aware of this damned invisible bug because it's causing terrible, heart-wrenching damage to so many. Call the Libertarians If your house is burning down And there ain’t no fireman around Call the Libertarians If your drowning in your pool Don't be a nanny-state fool Call the Libertarians If this virus has your ass And you haven’t got a mask Call the Libertarians Libertaria In Ayn Rand we trust. If you catch a bad disease And your doctor wants his fees Call the Libertarians If a burning stack of tires Starts your waterway on fire Call the Libertarians If your government takes your Medicare If a crack house abuts your lair If you often can’t explain Just how you got your shit for brains Libertaria In Ayn Rand we trust. Libertaria In Ayn Rand we trust!!!