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Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast)

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Two teachers sharing funny stories from the classroom.Welcome to the Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast) website! A podcast which shares all the funny and hilarious stories from the classroom. Mr P (ICT_MrP) and his younger brother Mr P, both working in the classroom, share your funny stories about life in school.We want to hear your confessions, stories and experiences whether you are a teacher, teaching assistant, student or caretaker.​Everyone has been to school so everyone has a special memory or story about their experience and we want to hear it!
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Episodes

Episode 142: LO - To Never High Five A Reception Child!

We start this episode reflecting on a devastating week in the education world with the heartbreaking passing of Ruth Perry. We hope through the episode we can provide some light relief after what has been a tough week for some many. We share some more disgusting stories, embarrassing mishaps, the impact modern tech is having on our pupils in how the address teachers and some more of your funny stories. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMI...

Mar 22, 202357 minSeason 6Ep. 18

Episode 141: LO - To Not Suck Up Your Child's Snot!

We're back with a brand-new episode. We talk all things World Book Day, we have some embarrassing tales, we discuss Roald Dahl books being rewritten, Mr P's Rugby Tour and have one of the most disgusting tales we've every heard. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live​ Follow Mr P on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tiktok Follow...

Mar 13, 20231 hr 3 minSeason 6Ep. 17

Episode 140: To Not Tell A Parent Their Child Is A Butthead!

We're back for Spring 2 with a brand-new episode. We kick off with one of the best and most excruciatingly cringe dating story before catching up on the half term break. We discuss Mr P being a cringy Dad, how there's never a positive representation of a step-dad in film, the Other Mr P shows his lack of geography knowledge and as it is that time of the year we have some of your hilarious Parents Evening stories. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16...

Feb 28, 20231 hr 2 minSeason 6Ep. 16

Episode 139: LO - Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, We've Got Some Cringey Valentine's Stories Just For You!

It is a Valentine's Special on the Pod this week with the Two Mr Ps sharing some of your cringy, embarrassing and hilarious dating stories. Just a warning some of the stories are a little rude but hopefully, they give you a giggle. There will be no episode next week as it is half term so we will be back the week after. Make sure you share your questions/stories/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/Nove...

Feb 13, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 6Ep. 15

Episode 138: LO - To Know It Takes Two To Tussle A Turd 💩

In this episode, Mr P shares some of the most brutal sibling rivalry stories, we discuss the worst human invention, Mr P talks about his interview on Lorraine about the strikes in the same week as getting the weirdest sponsorship request that proves Mr P's point that teachers are constantly gaslit by the gov. We have some brilliant stories including one of the most epic poo stories that left us both laughing hysterically. WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming ...

Feb 06, 20231 hr 2 minSeason 6Ep. 14

Episode 137: LO - To Be Careful When Spelling Grandfather Clock

It is finally the end of January! In this episode, Mr P shares his frustrations at some schools not supporting teachers who are striking, the Other Mr P has a new found love in Nik Nak chicken. We share some more accidental innuendos, an unfortunate misspelling that led to a letter home to parents, some awkward stories and other hilarious mishaps. WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our upcoming shows in October/November at 2mrpspodcast.com/live Follow Mr P on Facebook, ...

Jan 31, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 6Ep. 13

Episode 136: To Not Ask Students For Marriage Advice!

It is still January but we're back with another episode to hopefully help you through. In this episode, Mr. P demonstrates his versatility with a variety of accents, shares useful insights he found on Twitter, and advises against reading the comments section of news articles about teacher strikes. Additionally, The Other Mr. P shares some amusing Facebook posts and we have a collection of entertaining stories from our listeners. WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets are now available for all our up...

Jan 23, 20231 hr 10 minSeason 6Ep. 12

Episode 135: LO - To Know Your Freddo-nomics!

We are back with another packed episode to help you get through the longest month of the year! In this episode, Mr P shares the disappointing news about the NASUWT ballot results, discuss the latest article that suggests a third of teachers who have qualified since 2010 have left the teaching profession, explain the real-term pay cut for staff through Freddos, Mr P shares a new tech tool that has the potential to save teachers loads of time, the Other Mr P has some funny alternative names for th...

Jan 16, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 6Ep. 11

Episode 134: LO - To Always Know Children Can Put A Smile On Your Face!

Welcome to the first episode of 2023. In this episode, we catch up on what we've been up to during the break, share our new year's resolutions, and discuss the top news stories of the past few weeks. We also express our admiration for the NHS, comment on the recent developments involving Prince Harry and the Royal Family, and that Greta Thunberg is an utter legend. Despite the news being heavy, we aim to lighten the mood by sharing some amusing posts from local Facebook groups and sharing some o...

Jan 11, 20231 hr 5 minSeason 6Ep. 10

Episode 133: LO - It's Christmastime... Eastenders Knickers and Wine!

🌟BIG ANNOUNCEMENT🌟 WE'RE COMING BACK ON TOUR! Tickets on sale on Friday 16th December at 2mrpspodcast.com/live It is the last episode of 2022 and a festive special. We've got some hilarious nativity mishaps, weird Christmas presents for teachers, Christmas party confessions and a special catch-up with the legend Nana Maureen before her big 90th birthday. We want to say a massive thank you for everyone's support over the past year, from listening to the episodes to buying the books and joining ...

Dec 14, 20221 hr 32 minSeason 6Ep. 9

Episode 132: LO - To Not Bark Up The Wrong Tree!

We want your Christmas related stories for the Christmas special next week so any funny nativity mishaps, Christmas party confessions or unusual presents, let us know. In this episode, we talk about the difference between Jude Bellingham at 19 and the other Mr P at 19, we have more funny nicknames, some awkward places to meet parents, unusual parent requests and argue that sometimes it is ok for a teacher to sit down during a lesson. 🌟VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT COMING FRIDAY 9th DECEMBER🌟 Make ...

Dec 05, 202255 minSeason 6Ep. 8

Episode 131: LO - To Know Not To Spool or Drool As A Teacher!

We've made it to the end of November and the festive period can really begin! We want your Christmas related stories for the Christmas special in a couple of weeks so any funny nativity mishaps, Christmas party confessions or unusual presents, let us know. In this episode, we talk about how Mr P's school came to a standstill because of some spooling, we've got more quick comebacks, funny nicknames, random questions children have asked visitors and of course we share more of your hilarious storie...

Nov 30, 202258 minSeason 6Ep. 7

Episode 130: LO - To Know Your Backstreet Boys Lyrics When Learning Co-ordinates

We're back for another packed episode, catching up on what has been happening over the past week, Mr P talks about how his training is now helping guide dogs and who got the Star of the Week in his class. We share some of your hilarious stories in response to what has been the best comeback from a student and continue to share some of your brilliant listener stories. Follow Mr P on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tiktok Follow The Other Mr P on Facebook, Instagram and Tiktok Get your Two Mr Ps ...

Nov 22, 202258 minSeason 6Ep. 6

Episode 129: LO - To Know Fronted Adverbials Can Wait, The Three Lions 🦁🦁🦁 Can't!

We're back for another episode just days before the start of the World Cup and with England's first game being at 1pm, The Other Mr P gives an epic speech to convince every school to let their pupils watch it. We share some of the funniest and most random questions children have asked special visitors, we share some funny stories, answer some of your questions, we've got some Os and some horrific but hilarious teacher injuries. Follow Mr P on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Tiktok Follow The Ot...

Nov 15, 20221 hr 7 minSeason 6Ep. 5

Episode 128: LO - To Have Good Crack With A Mini Whiteboard!

IT'S BEEN A WHILE! But we are back! Thank you to everyone for being patient, we really appreciate it. In this episode, we catch up on the month of October as for one reason or another we didn't end up recording a normal episode. Mr P talks about his recent trip to Iceland and something that really grinds his gears about the airport. Mr P talks about the upcoming vote on strikes and his worries about the upcoming budget and the impact this might have on schools. And then we share some of the most...

Nov 09, 20221 hrSeason 6Ep. 4

A Chinwag with Cressida Cowell

We have another special chinwag episode for you this week where we welcomed Multi-award-winning, #1 bestselling author-illustrator and former Children's Laureate, Cressida Cowell MBE, best loved for her How To Train Your Dragon and​Wizards of Once series, which have sold over 11 million books worldwide in 42 languages. How To Train Your Dragon is an Academy Award nominated, billion-dollar DreamWorks film series and a TV series shown on Netflix and CBBC. Unfortunately, Mr P was struck down with a...

Oct 17, 202258 min

A Chinwag with Andy Griffiths

We have another special chinwag episode for you this week where we welcomed the brilliant children's author Andy Griffiths. We also had a quick catch up discussing the leaked Ofsted Crib Sheets and the opening line from Don't Stop Moving from S Club 7. Andy Griffiths is one of Australia’s most popular children’s authors. He and illustrator Terry Denton have collaborated on more than 33 bestselling books since their first title, Just Tricking, was published in 1997.In Australia, Andy and Terry’s ...

Oct 12, 202256 min

A Chinwag with Rosie Jones

We have a special treat for all of you this week, we welcomed the brilliant Rosie Jones onto the Podcast. We had a brilliant chat about her children's books, the importance of representation and her time at school. Rosie Jones is a British stand-up comedian, actor and scriptwriter who has written for multiple TV panel shows and sitcoms. Rosie has always longed to be a children’s author and Jacqueline Wilson is her personal hero. Rosie’s writing is inspired by her own experiences of navigating a ...

Oct 04, 20221 hr 7 min

Episode 127 - LO: To Never Embrace Your Inner King Leonidas!

In this episode, we chat about some of the unspoken challenges at the start of the year, we also share so many of your stories from the website including a confession of a teacher recreating the film 300, a state teacher of the year, a meeting about the perfect man and other hilarious stories you guys have shared. We would love as many of you to join us on our last show of our 2022 LIVE TOUR AND OUR BIGGEST YET, get sharing in your teacher WhatsApp group and get your tickets here for Newcastle o...

Sep 26, 202257 minSeason 6Ep. 3

Episode 126: LO - To Stop Sharon Sprouting!

We're back for another episode, apologies for the delay, we just had a chinwag episode planned that fell through! In this episode, we chat about the recent events in the UK, share some embarrassing moments and some hilarious misunderstandings. Mr P reflects on being the longest serving member of staff at his school and the moment when you feel 'old' and we have some more teaching kicks. We would love as many of you to join us on our last show of our 2022 LIVE TOUR AND OUR BIGGEST YET, get sharin...

Sep 20, 20221 hr 2 minSeason 6Ep. 2

Episode 125: LO - You've Got To Pick A Pocket Of Poo!

We're back for Season 6 at the start of a new school year!​​ In this episode, we catch up after the summer break discussing holidays, Mr P's quiff and starting back in school. We share some of your pointless back-to-school INSET days and some more of your hilarious stories. We would love as many of you to join us on our last show of our 2022 LIVE TOUR AND OUR BIGGEST YET, get sharing in your teacher WhatsApp group and get your tickets here for Newcastle on the 22nd October. Get your Two Mr Ps in...

Sep 06, 20221 hr 2 minSeason 6Ep. 1

Episode 124: LO - To Stay Away from A&E On Staff Night Out!

Our NEW Book is finally here - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting: Classroom Confession, Calamities and Clangers, grab your copy here - https://amzn.to/37psTlI​​ In this episode, we celebrate reaching the end of the academic year, celebrating the book release which included Mr P appearing on This Morning, we share some funny end of year gifts and share some hilarious end of year staff night out stories. We would love as many of you to join us on our last show of our 2022 LIVE TOUR AND OUR BIGG...

Jul 25, 20221 hr 10 minSeason 5Ep. 34

Sneak Peek Of Book 2 - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting!

It is the night before the publication date for book 2 - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting: Classroom Confessions, Calamities and Clangers, the follow-up to the Sunday Times Best Seller Put A Wet Paper Towel On It. Grab your copy here - https://amzn.to/37psTlI The Two Mr Ps hosted a quick Facebook Live talking through the new book, the chapters and a little excerpt to whet the appetite. The last full episode of the season and academic year will be released next week so in the meantime enjoy t...

Jul 20, 202228 min

Episode 123: LO - To Not Drive To School In A Baked Bean Tin

We Need Your Help! Only one week until - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting: Classroom Confession, Calamities and Clangers, our next book is released. Remember every pre-order counts towards our first week of sales and best chance of being in the best sellers list again - https://amzn.to/37psTlI​ In this episode, we talk about melting in our classrooms, heading into summer, discussing the new whoppers in charge of education and Mr P shares some teacher based, they're a 10 but... The Other Mr P...

Jul 12, 202259 minSeason 5Ep. 33

Episode 122: To Not Beat Around The Bush

2 WEEKS TO GO! Pre-order - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting: Classroom Confession, Calamities and Clangers, our next book which will be released on 21st July here - https://amzn.to/37psTlI In this episode, we catch up on everything the Two Mr Ps have been up to over the past week including Mr P meeting the chasers, seeing transition in a whole new light and the Other Mr P getting his footy team to a final. We have also got some more belting stories from you lot including some awkward interac...

Jul 05, 202259 minSeason 5Ep. 32

Episode 121: To Always Have A Parents Race At Sports Day!

3 WEEKS TO GO! Pre-order - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting: Classroom Confession, Calamities and Clangers, our next book which will be released on 21st July here - https://amzn.to/37psTlI Unfortunately, we couldn't record last week due to recording the audiobook for book 2 but we're back with a bang! In this episode, we catch up on everything they have been up to over the past couple of weeks and as it is that time of the year, we asked you to share your funniest sports day stories and as a...

Jun 28, 20221 hr 1 minSeason 5Ep. 31

Episode 120: To Always Squeeze The Right Cheeks!

In this last first episode back after the half-term break of the school year, the Two Mr Ps bring another packed full episode. The Two Mr Ps discuss the childish things they still do as adults, things they did in school they wish they could do as adults, the Other Mr Ps Sports Day win and they share some more of your hilarious tales with a special treat at the end of the episode from the one and only Nana Maureen. Our Next Book will be here in 6 weeks! Pre-order - This Is Your Own Time You're Wa...

Jun 14, 20221 hr 9 minSeason 5Ep. 30

Episode 119: LO - Can You Handle the Scandal?

In this last episode of the half term, the Two Mr Ps share an embarrassing story from their Dad who joined them at the Swindon show at the weekend. Mr P watches the most emotional TV episode ever and they discuss their go to school trip gift shop buys. We share some of your embarrassing stories before moving on to some school-based scandal. Can you handle the scandal? The news is out and you can now Pre-order our second book which will be released in July - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting: ...

May 23, 20221 hr 11 minSeason 5Ep. 29

Episode 118: To Always Shower Before A Training Course!

In this episode, we have an update on the King of the O - OB - who joined us in Belfast and dropped a huge O while there. We then try and get through as many of your hilarious stories including Os, overshares, injuries, disgusting things and finish with a confession that should be a lesson to us all! Thank you so much for all of your stories and submissions, please keep sharing your stories. The news is out and you can now Pre-order our second book which will be released in July - This Is Your O...

May 16, 20221 hrSeason 5Ep. 28

Episode 117: To Get Through the Worst Week of the Academic Year!

As it is the dreaded SATs week, you know this episode will consist of a rant from Mr P on why the SATs tests are a waste of time and how he is sick of having to go through the same pointless stress year in year out. But to pick up spirits we have some brilliant stories to hopefully put a smile on your face during this testing week. Thank you so much for all of your stories and submissions, please keep sharing your stories. The news is out and you can now Pre-order our second book which will be r...

May 10, 20221 hr 1 minSeason 5Ep. 27
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