In this episode, we update you all on #TourLife. Thank you to everyone who has come to a show. We have a special announcement about one more, biggest ever, special, last show of this tour happening in Newcastle in October. Tickets go on sale on Friday 6th May. We share some of the tightest things people have done, awkward first dates and one of the most unusual teacher injuries EVER! Thank you so much for all of your stories and submissions, please keep sharing your stories. The news is out and ...
May 03, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 26
We are back from our Easter holidays, well if you can call them Easter holidays after non-stop live shows. A massive thank you to everyone who came to one of our shows. We talk all about it before sharing stories of weird things other families do when you go round for a sleepover, the Other Mr P shares some Teaching Icks and we finishing with a cracking juicy story. Thank you so much for all of your stories and submissions, please keep sharing your stories. The news is out and you can now Pre-or...
Apr 26, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 25
We are on the road recording from a hotel in Exeter after another amazing show. We thought we'd give you one last podcast fix before we take a break over the Easter Holidays. In the ep, we share some funny Os, stories and finish with quite the confession. Thank you so much for all of your stories and submissions, please keep sharing your stories. The news is out and you can now Pre-order our second book which will be released in July - This Is Your Own Time You're Wasting: Classroom Confession, ...
Apr 05, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 24
There is so much to cover this week: the incident at the Oscars, the DfE's revolutionary White Paper and Rishi joining the club of plantpot politicians. We've got some belting stories including some truly. disgusting tales and we try to work through the rest of your awkward Parents' Evening moments we couldn't fit in last week. Thank you so much for all of your stories and submissions, please keep sharing your stories. The news is out and you can now Pre-order our second book which will be relea...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Season 5Ep. 23
We're back with another episode after struggling to record last week but we hope the wait is worth it! We catch up on what we've been up to and the amazing crowds we've had at all our Live shows. The Other Mr P has some more jokes and a belter of a teacher burn. Mr P shares a wonderful Disney related O and we try to work through as many of your awkward Parents' Evening moments with more to come next week. Thank you so much for all of your stories and submissions, please keep sharing your stories...
Mar 22, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 22
We have a special treat for all of you, we invited the brilliant Luke Kempner onto the podcast after meeting him when we appeared on Steph's Packed Lunch. We had a brilliant chat and were laughing so much at Luke's anecdotes of his time at school, reminiscing on our younger days and hearing his unbelievable impressions. Star of Spitting Image, Steph’s Packed Lunch and with over 10 million views of his online videos, Luke Kempner is one of the UK’s hottest mimics and stand-up comics. With a hilar...
Mar 12, 2022•1 hr 6 min
We have got a World Book Day special for you this week. Alongside some of your hilarious World Book Day stories, Cockney John is back with his notorious view on the special day too. We have some hilarious Os and Mr P gives his view on the news that a certain someone is getting a knighthood. We would love as many of you to join us on our 2022 LIVE TOUR, get sharing in your teacher WhatsApp group and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Get your Two Mr Ps in a Podcast MERCH her...
Mar 08, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 21
We're back after the half-term break what a busy break it has been! We fill you in with everything from our first joint TV appearance to the start of the tour to the chaos of being back at work and the numerous migraines that followed. We try and make ourselves feel better by sharing your hilarious teacher tired stories. The other Mr P has some ultimate burns and we have a raunchy confession to finish! We would love as many of you to join us on our 2022 LIVE TOUR, get sharing in your teacher Wha...
Mar 02, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 20
This week, The Two Mr Ps count down to half term and Mr P rants about what annoys him most about Internet Safety Day. Mr P talks about a PSHCE lesson he taught recently and shares more of your Teacher ICKs, Injuries and finish with a different type of confession. We would love as many of you to join us on our 2022 LIVE TOUR, get sharing in your teacher WhatsApp group and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Get your Two Mr Ps in a Podcast MERCH here. Make sure you share your...
Feb 10, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 19
This week, The Two Mr Ps discuss what they've been up to this week which includes the Other Mr P going to Bingo with Nana Maureen, Mr P having a nightmare experience at the tip and Mr P has a rant about party bags. We share some of your teaching ICKS, the other Mr P shares some jokes and embarrassing moments and finish with a brutal teacher injury. We would love as many of you to join us on our 2022 LIVE TOUR, get sharing in your teacher WhatsApp group and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR ...
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 5Ep. 18
We are back with our first chinwag episode of 2022 and we are delighted to welcome the brilliant Adam Hills. Adam Hills MBE is an internationally recognised comedian and host of award-winning Channel 4 series The Last Leg. We talked to Adam all about his debut novel featuring a young detective dream team - Rockstar Detectives which is released on 4th Feb and you can order a copy here - https://amzn.to/3r0Btib. We also discussed his school days, favourite subjects and his recent MBE. Follow Adam ...
Jan 28, 2022•1 hr 8 min
This week The Two Mr Ps discuss what they've been up to this week which includes the Other Mr P being embarrassed at Alton Towers Water Park, a member of the family turning vegan and Mr P having a nightmare with his own kids and swear words. There's also stories which finishes with the mystery of the missing butt plug We would love as many of you to join us on our 2022 LIVE TOUR, get sharing in your teacher WhatsApp group and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Get your Two ...
Jan 25, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 17
This week The Two Mr Ps share some truly disgusting stories, The Other Mr P talks through his first outing since isolation, Mr P clarifies his first name and we reveal some new merch! We would love as many of you to join us on our 2022 LIVE TOUR, get sharing in your teacher WhatsApp group and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Get your Two Mr Ps in a Podcast MERCH here. Make sure you share your questions/stories/nominations/confessions: forms.gle/sWCUVURZjtn6GeN16 As always...
Jan 18, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 16
We are back for our first episode of 2022! The Two Mr Ps talk through their very Covid Christmas, we have some Christmas leftover stories, The Other Mr P shares some jokes and we share some top drawer embarrassing and cringy mishaps! We would love as many of you to join us on our 2022 LIVE TOUR, get sharing in your teacher WhatsApp group and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools ...
Jan 10, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 15
It is our Christmas Special! We have a packed episode with a special message from Nana Maureen, we share some of your Unpopular Teacher Christmas opinions, Nativity play mishaps, peculiar Christmas gifts you've received as a teacher, some juicy Christmas do confessions and Cockney John treats us to his version of T'was The Night Before Christmas. Treat that special teacher or support staff member this Christmas to tickets to one of our upcoming LIVE shows in 2022, don't miss out and get your tic...
Dec 14, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 5Ep. 14
This week, Mr P has rants lined up with everything that has happened over the past week. In the firing line... he takes aim at the DfE, Ofsted and Mocksteds. The Other Mr P has some jokes and we share some more of your stories, confessions and some of the things your students have overshared. There are some tickets available for Lytham St Annes on the 11th December and all our 2022 dates are now available, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is ou...
Dec 08, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 13
This week, the Two Mr Ps discuss the negative impact of remote teaching when it comes to a snow ❄️ day. Mr P shares his first winter wedding experience, we share more of your teacher tired stories and continue the tired theme with some of your bad explanations and hilarious misinterpretations. There are a couple of tickets available for Leicester on 4th December, tickets available for Lytham St Annes on the 11th December and all our 2022 dates are now available, don't miss out and get your ticke...
Nov 30, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 12
This week, the Two Mr Ps discuss preparing for the festive period. We share more of your hilarious stories, weird parent interactions, some cringey stories and some cracking Os! Our tour is underway with more dates added, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools here. Thank you to Moshi for sponsoring the episode, follow the link to get set up as a teacher for FRE...
Nov 23, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 11
This week, the Two Mr Ps celebrate making it to 100 episodes. We share more of your hilarious stories, weird accident book entries, disgusting things and share three of our favourite stories for the 100th ep live show giveaway. Our tour is underway with more dates added, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools here. Thank you to Moshi for sponsoring the episode, ...
Nov 16, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 10
TO CELEBRATE OUR 100th EPISODE WE ARE GIVING AWAY TWO TICKETS TO ONE OF OUR LIVE SHOWS FOR THE FUNNIEST STORY YOU SHARE THIS WEEK. SHARE YOUR STORIES HERE! This week, the Two Mr Ps talk through which topics you'd love to add to the curriculum. We announce even more shows for our tour and announce an exciting competition for our 100th episode! We have more of your hilarious stories, teacher injuries and a brilliant juicy confession of ultimate revenge! Our tour is underway with more dates added, ...
Nov 09, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 9
This week, the Two Mr Ps talk about what they have been up to during the half-term break. We announce even more shows for our tour! Mr P shares an unpopular opinion and there is the return of #FlashbackThrowback. We also have some Teacher Burns and Massive Os. Our tour is underway, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools here. Thank you to Moshi for sponsoring th...
Nov 03, 2021•1 hr 6 min•Season 5Ep. 8
We were delighted to welcome Bec Hill as a guest on the Podcast this week. We talked all about her new book, he innovative stand up routines and her time at school in Australia. In addition to her main career as a stand-up comedian, Australian-born Bec Hill is an award-winning children’s author and television writer.. She has several critically acclaimed live kids shows under her belt and is a series regular on the dog ate my homework. After writing on the amazing world of Gumball, she was appro...
Oct 26, 2021•1 hr 5 min
This week, the Two Mr Ps talk about what they have been up to this week. We discuss which subject would you throw in the bin if you could. We share jingles that helped us remember facts from school. We have got more of your hilarious stories, teacher tired and some of the funniest things to happen at parents evening. Our tour is underway, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of ...
Oct 19, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 7
We were delighted to welcome Tom Fletcher as a guest on the Podcast this week. We originally recorded this interview back in August when Mr P was on holiday. In the interview, we talk all about his new book and Tom's time in school. Tom Fletcher is a number one bestseller and one of the UK's most popular children's authors. The Christmasaurus was the biggest debut middle-grade novel of 2016 and was shortlisted for a British Book Award. Since then Tom has published several more chart-topping chil...
Oct 14, 2021•33 min
This week, the Two Mr Ps talk about what they have been up to this week. We have got more of your hilarious stories, ultimate burns and some of the worst complaints you've ever had as a teacher. Our tour is underway, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools here. Thank you to Moshi for sponsoring the episode, follow the link to get set up as a teacher for FREE - h...
Oct 12, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Season 5Ep. 6
This week, the Two Mr Ps talk about their biggest LIVE show yet in Norwich at the weekend. They share some of your teacher confessions, cringe moments and teacher injuries. Our tour is underway, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools here. Thank you to Moshi for sponsoring the episode, follow the link to get set up as a teacher for FREE - https://www.moshikids.c...
Oct 06, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 5
This week, the Two Mr Ps talk about the petrol frenzy and Mr P has a theory on how panic buying starts at school. We have some cracking burns, weird parent interactions and The Two Mr Ps share their manifesto if they were Education Secretary. Our tour is underway, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools here. Thank you to Moshi for sponsoring the episode, follow ...
Sep 29, 2021•1 hr 12 min•Season 5Ep. 4
This week, the Two Mr Ps reflect on the cabinet reshuffle and bid farewell to Gavlar. We have the best hybrid story - O, Disgusting, Injury and Cringe all in one. The Two Mr Ps also share some old school comebacks and share some more of your hilarious stories. Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools here. Our tour is underway, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! Thank you to Moshi for sponsoring th...
Sep 22, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 3
After a draining first couple of weeks back, the Two Mr Ps have a debrief about the start of the year alongside the start of the tour and the book. Finnd out what has or hasn't ground Mr P's gears this week. We've got more of your hilarious stories, including teacher tired and teacher injuries. Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools here. Our tour is underway, don't miss out and get your tickets here - CLICK HERE FOR DATES AND VENUES! M...
Sep 15, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 5Ep. 2
WE ARE BACK FOR A BRAND NEW SCHOOL YEAR AND A BRAND NEW SEASON! To celebrate, we have kicked off the new season with a special LIVE Podcast Episode we recording on Friday 3rd September as part of the London Podcast Festival. A massive thank you to everyone who came along or tuned in, we really appreciate all the support. We hope this episode fights away those back to school blues as we shared some hilarious stories! Our book is out NOW: Put a Wet Paper Towel On It: The Weird and Wonderful World ...
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 23 min•Season 5Ep. 1
