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Two Judgey Girls

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Courtney and Mary reside in LA and the Bay, respectively. Though they live 400 miles from each other, their love for reality TV and pop culture never lets the distance get in the way. Join them to discuss the latest shows and gossip with "Two Judgey Girls".

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Episodes

TJG: RHONJ with a side of Meatballs

Monday is a great day for a podcast! Are you Team Fuda/Marge/Melissa or Team Tre? Jenn Fessler plays the game and defects to Team Tre. She knows what she's doing. Will the alliances make this season horrible as they won't film together? Will everyone talk about each other but not to each other? And what's up with Danielle and her family? Let's investigate that a bit more (maybe we should hire Bo Dietl??). And when are we going to hear the recorded phone call from last season?! Who do you think i...

May 14, 202449 minEp. 406

TJG: Bye Bye Dorit & PK // The Valley // VPR // Summer House

Sadly, one of our Bravo predictions has come true: Dorit and PK have separated. We talk The Valley, wondering how can this cast try to ice out Kristen? Let’s ice out Jax! We recap the season finale of VPR and think Lala and Scheana got it all wrong; the hypocrisy! In Summer House, Courtney remains Team Hubbhouse while Mary is Team Carlito, plus we talk all things Kyle and Amanda! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygir...

May 10, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 405

TJG: RHONJ Season 14 Premiere!

It's the Season 14 premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Has anything changed? We are still talking about private investigators and calling children at work, feuds that have been happening season after season and same alliances (although we see a big shift coming this season!). Marge doesn’t feel like herself since the passing of her ex-husband. Dolores still doesn’t have a ring. Both Tre and Melissa are sending their girls to college and the Fudas make a splash in episode one. Come judge w...

May 06, 202451 minEp. 404

TJG: Summer House // The Valley // Vanderpump Rules

We HAD to talk about Summer House! Are you Team Carl or Team Lindsay? We can’t get enough of The Valley and the mess Kristen and Jax create; they know exactly what they are doing. Have both Jax and Michelle already checked out of their respective marriages? Over on VPR, we head to San Francisco for the final cast trip and Scheana tries to give Tom a lay up telling him to apologize for talking about Ariana’s mental health. And, HELLO DAN! Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threa...

May 02, 20241 hr 18 minEp. 403

TJG: VPR or The Valley or Vanderpump Valley?

This week we can’t get enough of The Valley! Does Courtney have a thing for Jesse? Is Kristen a truth teller or sharing life altering gossip? Is Michelle already with someone new? We loved the crossover between The Valley and VPR. Does Scheana just want Brock to stay home? Will James go to the wedding and leave Hippie behind? Will Sandoval ever think he did something wrong? Plus give us more Katie and Tom at the diner! Please tell us who your one-sided beef with a celebrity is! Come judge with u...

Apr 25, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 402

TJG: Happy Hour w/ Summer House(s) & The Tortured Poets Department!

Welcome to the 400s! Today's Happy Hour consists of dabbling in a recap of Mary seeing Countess Lu, some Summer Houses chat, and sorry but not sorry, our initial thoughts on Taylor's new album. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 20, 20241 hrEp. 401

TJG: Vanderpump & The Valley!

The universe has told us that we are both not allowed to take time off at the same time because WOW what a week of news! We catch up on all the Monday bombshells plus we recap VPR and The Valley. Sperm donor parties, Ariana finally feeling the redemption of staying in the house because Tom can’t afford it, plus Scheana’s newest song lullaby! We can’t get enough of Jax’s cleaning, Brittany’s puking (and stingrays?!), Michelle repulsion of Jesse and Kristen being Kristen! Come judge with us! You c...

Apr 18, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 400

TJG: Summer House!

With Q1 over, we check in on our Bravo 2024 predictions and see what has already happened. Courtney is given some tips by Mary in case she sees a Bravoleb over the week and what makes a good conversation starter. We chat a bit about both Summer Houses. Why is Summer picking on Shaniece? She may be worst dressed but she kills it in a bathing suit! Would you choose working out or going to brunch? Kyle was officially asked to be a part of Carl and Lindsay’s wedding but as a Flower Boy. Did Lindsay ...

Apr 08, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 399

TJG: Vanderpump Rules & The Valley

We give you a taste of Vanderpump Villa, talk the Potomac Reunion, and update you on the Hot Hall of Fame (and our MM winner!). We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are obsessed with Katie hooking up with Max and we think Tom wants her back. Sandoval thought he could save the day with ranch dressing but Ariana handed it to him! How did he think they would have an amicable split! The Valley is giving us life! Is the show revolving around Jax and Brittany or is Kristen is the true star? Did she just ...

Apr 04, 20241 hr 5 minEp. 398

TJG: Happy Hour w/ Summer House(s)

It's Happy Hour! We talk who will win March MANness: will it be Craig or West?! Plus we chat both Summer Houses! We get reacquainted with the cast of Martha’s Vineyard and what the next 14 days has in store for us! Plus we are off to the races in the Hamptons with Kyle giving West a bloody nose, Amanda and Paige on Team Linds, Carl possibly going to anger management, and Craig not taking Kyle’s bait. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.face...

Mar 30, 202453 minEp. 397

TJG: Vanderpump Rules & The Valley

Can you believe that March MANness is almost over?! What a whirlwind of a week it has been! We chat who we think will take it all! Ariana stays winning this week with a new home and a new hosting gig! What will Lala have to say about that? Speaking of Lala, why is she hanging with Tom Sandoval? Is she trying to produce the season? We did like that she threw Scheana under the bus about a Schwartz/Scheana makeout from years ago. Not one to let that go, we think Scheana may have set up Brock to tel...

Mar 28, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 396

TJG: Friday Happy Hour ft VPR, The Valley & Summer House!

It's TJG Happy Hour! We recap the week and talk Courtney’s trip to NYC where she saw Ariana and West! Plus we judge all things VPR, The Valley, and Summer House. Is VPR just that bad that The Valley felt like a warm hug? Did we miss the #1 guy in the group? We still can’t get over Jax talking about a baby out of wedlock in 2024! Carl skips Friday night for a “special delivery” and Lindsay wishes Carl would give her a little something, something. Is the end a blindside?! We are loving how far Cra...

Mar 23, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 395

TJG: Your 2024 March MANness Top 64!

Join us as we break down March MANness: who made it, what to expect, who got snubbed, who we think will go far and everything in between! We go over the Top 64 as voted on by you all. This bracket is going to be tough and while it is unclear which man will win, what we do know is: WE are all the winners here! Fill out your bracket , we'll see you Thursday in IG stories for voting and come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudge...

Mar 18, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 394

TJG: RHOBH Reunion & Summer House

A first in Housewives history: a housewife doesn't finish the reunion and we have a guest that didn’t even film this season! Seriously, why was Kathy invited? To secure her spot for next season, to scare Sutton, or to be the supportive sister? Are we really going to let Kyle just lie to our faces? Is she or isn’t she dating Morgan: we have two different opinions! Plus we break down Summer House. Who is gaslighting who: Carl or Lindsay? Is Carl judgmental of her drinking? Is Lindsay resentful of ...

Mar 15, 202458 minEp. 393

TJG: A Vanderpump Recap!

We catch up on The Traitors finale, chat about what is happening with the Royal Family plus recap Vanderpump Rules. Are you Team Ariana? Are Scheana and Lala making it about themselves? Is James crossing over to the dark side? Should the cast be allowed to break the fourth wall more? Come judge with us!! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls ...

Mar 13, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 392

TJG: Summer House Recap!

Happy Monday! We couldn't wait any longer to talk about Summer House! We debrief the first two episodes and have fallen in love with West; has Ciara too? Jesse Solomon and his singing voice are also a welcome pleasantry in the house. Carl and Lindsay make waves on their first weekend as Lindsay questions his sobriety and surprisingly it won't end well... Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes,...

Mar 04, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 391

TJG: RHOBH & RHOM Part 1 Reunions!

Wowowow we are here again! This time we discuss Part 1 of both the RHOBH and RHOM reunions. What a Wednesday! Dorit and her one hair were on display tonight being the only college graduate on stage (plus the 3 other women who also graduated from college sitting near her). Kyle gave us nothing. And we side with Crystal. Miami brought it with the fashion and the fights, though tbh we were having a tough time figuring out what they were actually fighting about. Alexia is a star and the other women ...

Feb 29, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 390

TJG: Mary is Back! And a VPR Recap...

Mary is back and gives us a recap of her lovely St. Lucia honeymoon! We sure did miss her! And then there was Vanderpump Rules. And it was... something. We're over T*m S*ndoval. That's it. That's the blurb. You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 28, 20241 hrEp. 389

TJG: RHOBH Finale w/ Dee from HB (aka Courtney's Mom)!

While Mary enjoys her amazing honeymoon, we have the best guest ever: Courtney's mom! As an avid RHOBH watcher, she breaks down all of her thoughts regarding the women of Beverly Hills: her thoughts on Kyle, Mo and Mo; how much she likes Sutton; her feelings on the White Party; how she thinks next season will play out and so much more! We had such a great time talking RHOBH and hope you enjoy listening. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.f...

Feb 23, 20241 hr 12 minEp. 388

TJG: RHOBH & RHOM!

It's Mary's last pod before she embarks on her long-awaited honeymoon! We talk the penultimate episodes of RHOBH and RHOM. Mary has some good theories about Sutton this season--could she be right?! Did Erika deserve an apology from the women? Has Kyle been messing with us all season with Mo? (And does she also have the ultimate ick with him?) We are enjoying watching Larsa squirm with avoiding Michael's approval of the relationship, her tequila line and the fact that everybody works ok? We will ...

Feb 16, 202457 minEp. 387

TJG: Traitors // Super Bowl // VPR

Courtney has another run in this week with a Faithful; no other than, Pilot Pete! We discuss all things Traitors! Who will make it to the end? We also talk the Larsa/Marcus break up and have a feeling it has to do with Michael. We also can't help but talk Taylor, Travis, and the Super Bowl! We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are really enjoying Tom and his crocodile tears. What is this narcissist going to do next? It's fascinating to watch, even if we have to pretend that they still go to SUR. Co...

Feb 14, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 386

TJG: Courtney and Carl run in // Traitors // Miami //RHOBH

We hear all about Carl and Courtney running into each other this weekend plus we have to talk a little Taylor Swift! Major spoilers talking Traitors and we catch up with the Miami women in Mexico City. We are in Spain with the women of Beverly Hills and can't get enough of Sutton, including her calling herself an, "Alimony collecting, gala going, vodka drinking, erratic crazy lady!" We couldn't have said it better ourselves. Did Garcelle sleep with Storms dad? Is Erika the drunk Rainman? Did Ann...

Feb 06, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 385

TJG: The Season 11 Premiere of Vanderpump Rules!

Join us for a recap of the Season 11 Premiere of Vanderpump Rules! We get to see Katie and Ariana front in center in the beginning credits like IT SHOULD BE! And we spend an episode catching up with everybody a few months after the implosion of Scandoval. WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!? Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hos...

Jan 31, 202453 minEp. 384

TJG: Friday Happy Hour w Mary's Two T's Live Recap // RHOM // RHOBH

Back again for Happy Hour! Listen to Mary’s hilarious story from 'Two Ts in a Pod' live show plus we recap a bit of RHOM and RHOBH in Spain. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 27, 202454 minEp. 382

TJG: Traitors & RHOSLC Reunion Part 3!

It's about Traitors and the RHOSLC Reunion Part 3 today! Mary has jumped in and fully caught up. This show is so serious and unserious all at the same time--we want more! We have some controversial takes…is what Heather did worse than Monica? Should she have any consequences for lying to production, the network and her cast-mates (and us all!)? Monica and her drive-by's are officially on pause according to People Magazine, and the writing was on the wall after this reunion performance. We’ve got...

Jan 24, 202458 minEp. 382

TJG: Friday Happy Hour with RHOBH!

HAPPY FRIDAY! Pour yourself a glass of whatever you want and get settled in! We chat everything about the VPR Season 11 Premiere Party - a true whirlwind! We discuss some finality of Southern Charm and who we see coming back and who we want to come back. Plus, we recap The Homeless Not Toothless event and watch the ladies and the American Society of Anesthesiologists take down AnneMarie. Have an amazing weekend and come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Fac...

Jan 20, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 381

TJG: Southern Charm & RHOSLC Reunions!

This week we discuss the Southern Charm Reunion. Are you buying what Shep said? What really happened at Bravocon? Taylor hit below the belt revealing Olivia hooked up with Thomas Ravenel. Was that the bombshell Taylor thought it would be? We also discuss Part 2 of the RHOSLC Reunion that tries to show some empathy for Monica with the relationship she has with LD, falling down the no-railing stairs and potential fake TBI’s. Will Mary Cosby remain an ally or is she just a dumb b? Do we need Mary a...

Jan 17, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 380

TJG: Summer House Trailer // Southern Charm Finale // RHOSLC // RHOBH

We catch up on all things Bravo with the Summer House trailer, Southern Charm finale, and the Tres Amigas breaking up! We recap RHOSLC Reunion Part 1 and Mary hopes John Barlow doesn’t listen. Did Monica officially put the nails in her coffin talking about how she could save the show and ratings? Whitney telling us Justin’s ring didn’t fit was a true highlight along with Andy doing Meredith’s drunk accent. In Beverly Hills, we watch the girls lick toes, scissor, and wonder if PKayyyy and Dorit w...

Jan 12, 20241 hr 15 minEp. 379

TJG: MoniCon Update // RHOM // RHOBH

Anyone else feel like they are recovering from a hangover after the explosive SLC finale?! We chat about MoniCon and what has happened since the finale? Do you want more or have you had enough yet? It feels like more information is coming by the minute! RHOM gives us Ana, who flops. What was the real point of her coming to this luncheon? Anthony makes us feel some type of way and we commend Guerdy for sharing her journey (and Russell!) with us. RHOBH has Denise v Erika (another flop), Sutton dat...

Jan 05, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 378

TJG: The RHOSLC Finale!

Happy New Year, Jurors! And we started it off with a BANG! We recap the Season 4 finale of Salt Lake City where we discover Monica is Reality Von Tease, an accomplice of stolen goods at Meredith’s boutique, and had three aliases at Beauty Lab and Laser! What else is she lying about? We also find out the truth of Heather's black eye: it was Jen Shah all along! We defend Queen Barlow and her spray tan, ruminate on why Meredith can’t drive, watch Angie learn about the reveals in real time and liter...

Jan 03, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 377
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