Hi jurors! Lots to cover this week: Below Deck, Southern Charm, RHOC, RHOA, RHOD, and RHOSLC. Did Braunwyn offer Shannon's daughter the good stuff? In Atlanta, Cynthia contemplates inviting her dad to her wedding against her mother's wishes, who doesn't know what a PSA is. The ladies of Salt Lake head to Sin City to race cars, shop, and hold grudges. You are either Team Shah or you can just die. In Dallas, Kam throws Kary an epic 50th birthday and we still have to talk about chicken feet and wat...
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 198
Only 13 days into the new year and boy do we have a lot to discuss! How awkward was the CHill engagement party? You know they were looking for Joe Biden to pop out at some point. The Riley montage going to college had us in tears. RHOC wrapped up with an uncomfortable beach party and having everyone confront each other in one sitting. Will there be another season of RHOC? Who do you want to come back? In Dallas, we get a tour of Tiffany's mansion and have dim sum with the ladies. Would you eat a...
Jan 14, 2021•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 197
We were happy to welcome back the Real Housewives of Dallas and truly think that Kam could carry her own show. Dr. Tiffany Moon is quite the addition; D'Andra calls her the smarter less chunky sister. Brandi confronts her video head on and the women come together to show each others gobblers at Stephanie's pool party. We celebrate Porsha without Kenya and wonder if Cynthia wants to marry Mike or just have a wedding? Elizabeth is growing on us in Orange County as Braunwyn continues her sobriety j...
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 196
New year, same us! We just couldn't get enough of the Hilaria Baldwin story over the holidays that we had to report on it ourselves. We put together an extensive timeline outlining all things Hillary! Plus, we have some ideas for next moves for her. (Perhaps Dancing with the Stars with a Boston accent?) Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, ...
Jan 05, 2021•35 min•Ep. 195
While we enjoy our holidays (and we hope you are too!), we are giving you a sneak peek into what we will be recapping over on Patreon: Bethenny Ever After! We are so excited to take this journey with you of Bethenny Ever After (?). Since we made the mishap of watching Season 2, thinking Season 1 was out in the ether, we recapped both of the first episodes from each season. FYI, Season 1 is listed as Bethenny Getting Married. (You can watch this on Peacock for FREE.99!) We need to know when Jason...
Dec 30, 2020•46 min•Ep. 194
TJG is taking a break for the holidays, but don't worry, we still are thinking of you all and did a bonus recap of the Season 1finale of RHOBH. This one is dark, y'all. The limo scene is 10 minutes straight of bone-chilling film. The infamous "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE" is spoken. We see the breakdown of relationships here: Camille and Kelsey, Kim and Kyle, Cedric & LVP, Adrienne and the buffet. An iconic episode! Come judge with us! You can watch this and the entire season on Hulu or Peaco...
Dec 23, 2020•38 min•Ep. 193
The Potomac girls brought the receipts to the reunion and Monique exposes Pastor Holy Whore and Gizelle's relationship or lack there of. In Orange County, we force four of the women to go to Lake Arrowhead together while Emily and Shannon stick back home with covid. In Atlanta, we surmise that Drew came on the show to get a divorce and get all the feels watching Riley graduate from high school. It's the Sundance Film Festival in SLC plus fashion week and we get a crossover with Lala and Katie fr...
Dec 17, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 192
And just like that, there was no more Jax!tWhat is the fate of VPR now that the #1 guy in the group is gone? In Potomac, should Michael Darby be holding a champagne glass (well his would be a Corona) but man, he was stirring the pot this week! What does he know about Juan? Would Ashley know if she had a d*ck? In Salt Lake City, Mary calls Jen a hoodlum and admits to not wanting to be a grandfather f*cker. Meredith makes Seth leave the house without a tear and Whitney takes her dad to sober livin...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 191
We have so much to talk about! Iis Erika faking her divorce and embezzling money? How many RHOBH women have covid? Plus, we have our first ever openly gay housewife, congrats Braunwyn! Was Karen trying to set up Monique and Candiace at her wig party? Did Ray get a BBHJ? What does Juan say when he is drinking? In Orange County, the women are on to Elizabeth, is she a con artist? Shannon slurs her words and we continue to see Braunwyn on her sobriety journey while maybe also showing us her dark si...
Dec 04, 2020•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 190
Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! The Bravo Gods descended upon us to gift us with the newest episode of RHOSLC a week early! (You can find it on the Bravo app or your On Demand). We get see a bit more of Mary's life and have we turned a page and now she's one of our favorites? Maybe... We enjoyed watching Whitney and her dad and Meredith check out Mary's church (although we don't know that we could take it as seriously as they did...) Jen continues to be extra; Heather is still striving for perfectio...
Nov 23, 2020•58 min•Ep. 189
We are loving hitting the slopes in Salt Lake City! The women really bring it: we have swingers, separations, fights over smells and double thumbs up! Is Lisa the mean girl or will Jen turn into the villain? In Portugal, the Potomac girls toboggan and Ashley shares that she is writing a character witness for Monique documenting the butter knife incident from last year. Robyn isn't going to let Karen be a model for her hats and Wendy get initiated by bugs. In Orange County, Braunwyn and Sean do t...
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 188
We thought in Covid we would have less reality tv but boy were we wrong...Southern Charm is bringing it! Does Madison just want to hate f*ck Shep? Is John Pringle hot? Is Shep turning the corner this season? On Below Deck, we continue to watch the guests work the crew hard and Courtney is clearly loving Eddie being back on camera. Orange County was a little dark this week so we skim that but join the women of Potomac in Portugal. It made us want to go on vacation, we'd even let Mickey Darby chap...
Nov 12, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 187
Hot off the press! Erika Jayne files for divorce from Mr. Girardi and we discuss all the possibilities of what happened because there is no prenup. In Potomac, Gizelle is stirring the pot between Karen and Wendy. Is this because she is trying to take off the heat from her and Jamal? Wendy lets us know, again, that she has four degrees but Karen says she has common sense. The girls are headed to Portugal while Monqiue stays at home and countersues Candiace. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues to...
Nov 05, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 186
This week we dive into Wine with Wendy and Not For Lazy Moms live podcast. Karen won't be pushed into taking one side even if Candiace is having panic attacks from being attacked, Gizelle sees diamonds in her future after shopping for Robyn's engagement ring, and Robyn is hiding from the IRS in red curly wigs. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues on her sobriety journey while throwing Shannon under the bus. Did she say Gina's house was sad? Gina thinks Braunwyn is a sloppy chihuahua and drunk al...
Oct 29, 2020•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 185
RHOC is actually entertaining us: a true 2020 miracle. Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and her own mother outs her "problem" to Tammy Sue which then dominos Braunwyn into telling Shannon. Shannon just thought she was having baby #8. Gina and Emily, dos idiotas, suck down some tequila shots and think this is a good time to confront Braunwyn about Sean and his "creepy" texts. Kelly is getting edited out--bye! In Potomac, Monique is charged with second degree assault and Candiace wants her ...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Ep. 184
We head a whole two hours outside of Potomac to Surry, Virginia to visit the Grand Dame's home town! Karen is the Beyoncé of Surry and waving her hand and kissing babies in the Homecoming parade. Robyn aka Tatiana seduces Juan aka Dylan to distract him from the $90,000 she owes to the IRS. Monique speaks to her pastor and realizes that she needs to apologize to Candiace. Will Candiace press charges or adopt a dog? We were pleasantly surprised with the RHOC premiere. Shannon, Braunwyn, and Kelly ...
Oct 15, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 183
We come to you slightly early with a recap of the best show on Bravo right now--Real Housewives of Potomac. If you're not watching, are you even really living? This episode was a full deep dive into the fight between Monique and Candiace at Karen's house. That's right. We basically had one location and yet the TV was still riveting. Everyone was right and everyone was wrong. Is anybody Team Monique still? Courtney may be leaving some space for her but is Team Wendy. Mary lies on the side of Roby...
Oct 07, 2020•55 min•Ep. 182
Wow, Bethenny, wow! Potomac was fire this week! Monique vs Candiace and the hair pull heard around the world: whose side are you on? Then we had Michael and Ashley writing post-nuptial agreements if he can't be disciplined. Also, Gizelle telling her father she is back with Jamal and him with the hot mic letting us know that he has 6 or 7 baby mamas. And finally, Karen and Ray sitting down with a life coach/radio host and Ray saying he "thinks" he's still in love with Karen. The Potomac women rea...
Oct 01, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 181
We are back! Did you miss us? We have so much to talk about! We breakdown the VPR baby news, the firing of Teddi and Nene, single Malia and Sandy trying to "out her", the Southern Charm trailer, new Below Deck, and much more! Potomac was fire this week! Ashley is cool as a cucumber confronting Michael, they break the 4th wall, tell the women they have threesomes, and Monique comes for Candiace about sleeping. We can't wait for next week. We wrap up the Beverly Hills and RHONY reunions and contin...
Sep 25, 2020•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 180
Mary and Courtney took this week off for a much-needed vacation. We didn't want to leave you hanging though, so we are sharing out our Patreon recap of the second episode of Season 1 of RHOBH. (Our first episode recap of this can be found on Ep166.) We hope you enjoy and we will see you next week! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Patreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher Hosted on Acast. ...
Sep 17, 2020•37 min•Ep. 179
Lots of BRAVO news this week: Denise f*cking Richards is gone, RHOSLC trailer dropped, and Ashley Darby conveniently announces a second baby on the way as more allegations of her husband's cheating ways air. The women of Potomac entertain us with a pancake competition and beauty pageant: Lady of the Lake. We also find out Michael went to the strip clubs and has a wife and boyfriend. Brandi Glanville goes on WWHL as the women over Beverly Hills still fight about Denise, who clearly doesn't care. ...
Sep 11, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 178
We have a new Labor Day weekend song: Viva La Diva! We enjoyed watching the RHONY finale and feel like they wrapped up the season on a positive note...until the last 5 minutes! Don't mention her name! She almost ruined our show! She breached her contract! Dorinda sure did go out with a bang. The Beverly Hills Zoom reunion was a little lackluster. Did Garcelle not pay $5k to the charity? Who is the gaslighter: Rinna or Denise? In Potomac, we head to Monique's lake house where Wendy didn't get the...
Sep 04, 2020•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 177
We are still processing one of the greatest losses in Housewives history: Dorinda Medley's firing. We are shocked, devastated, and mourning this modern day legend and Blue Stone Manor never being on our screens again. It was hard to watch her 55th birthday at a Russian restaurant with caviar, speeches, and Lu's singing; things will never be the same. In the finale of Beverly Hills, Denise and Rinna come head-to-head with Rinna accusing Denise of lying about a family emergency and a cease and des...
Aug 28, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 176
We say farewell to Hannah on Below Deck and wonder if this will be Sandy's last season as well. We are also enjoying Malia's boyfriend having mental breakdowns over making cake. In Potomac, Candiace is in the hot seat and feels ganged up by the girls (again). Jamal buys his daughters a restaurant for their mom's birthday and T'Challa is still working on his potty training. In Mexico, Ramona "confronts" Dorinda with an article and gets so nervous while "diflecting" about it she shits her robe. So...
Aug 21, 2020•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 175
There is A LOT happening in the Bravo world right now. Will Hannah get fired? Did Malia do the right thing? Should Hannah have just let Bugsy room with her? In Potomac, Gizelle fills us in on the rumor that Monique has been seen around town with her trainer. Ashley gets a Coming Out of her Home Party where it turns into an Attack Candiace Party. In Rome, Denise finally finds her voice and questions Rinna's friendship. Can the ladies move past all of this? In Mexico, Dorinda gets mad at Sonja and...
Aug 14, 2020•1 hr 56 min•Ep. 174
We come to you early this week with the RHOP premiere and RHOBH in Roma. The ladies of Potomac are bringing it! Will Karen and Ray last? What is the rumor about Monique? Is Candiace going to have a baby? Will Robyn marry Juan? Will Gizelle and Jamal make it the second time around? Plus meet the new housewife Wendy! In Rome, we pretend like nothing really happened with Denise, drive Ferraris, drink wine, shop at Dolce & Gabbana, and talk about Aaron. Sorry we keep mixing up names and thank YO...
Aug 06, 2020•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 173
We are living for all the fashion, glam, margaritas, and pearls in Rome. So did everyone knew the sex bomb that Teddi was going to drop at dinner besides Denise and Garcelle? Who did Sutton hear that from? We love that she wouldn't bring that up at the table. Did Brandi and Denise make out or have sex? Which team are you on: Team Denise, Team Everyone Else or Team No One? In Mexico, Ramona continues to be our monster and tries to ignore Leah while telling the group she is bipolar. Sonja had one ...
Jul 31, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 172
This is the week we've been waiting for: Brandi finally tells Kyle, Teddi, and Kim (you know super casual, with full glam) that she hooked up with Denise. She said if she told anyone Aaron would kill Denise. Courtney gets extremely mad at Mary for being on Team Brandi. We can't wait till next week in Rome (we love Dorit's Italian skills)! In New York, Ramona celebrates her 63rd birthday with all 50 of her girlfriends, Bravo counted them all. Leah starts a train, Sonja is dancing on broken glass,...
Jul 24, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 171
GOD BLESS RHONY! This ranked as one of the top 5 episodes of all time and we are still in the BEZERKSHIRES! We have Ramona clogging a toilet, Dorinda slurring her words to defend Sonja, Sonja kissing anyone, Lu sleeping in a hotel, and Leah still having her period. How do we get a bachelorette party at Blue Stone Manor? Meanwhil,e Kyle throws her first annual black and white party and we watch the "rich" bid on vacations. The ladies won't let it go with Denise and we get to see some old friends:...
Jul 17, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 170
We now return to our regularly scheduled program: In Beverly Hills, Aaron holds the eighth diamond. The girls continue to be fighting about the same thing...we aren't sure what it's about: mom-shaming or being jealous of Denise. Denise leaves Kyle's backyard "BBQ" for the strip club and some steaks while the other ladies work the pole. We get to travel to the Berkshires post-Halloween and Lu isn't going to let Sonja "feel Jovani." Can we AirBnB Blue Stone Manor? We'll sleep with those fish! Come...
Jul 10, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 169
