We have so many questions this week: Who's Chelsea? Would you marry without a prenup? Why have we not heard ANYTHING about The Bachelorette? Is Bobby on steroids? Is Nelson gay? Was Princess Diana a hussy? Is Tinsley to blame for Sonja falling off the wagon? Is Ramona's invitation in the mail?! Have you ever driven past a guy's house that you like just to make sure he's home? All this and more on this week's episode of Two Judgey Girls. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
May 12, 2017•59 min
ALERT: We need to apologize for the beginning of the pod this week. PLEASE STICK AROUND TO LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING! Mary & Courtney recorded this episode completely sober and yet, you'd never know it. This week we talk about Mary and Cameron's love of Wicca (Southern Charm), Kim turning into a Mob Wife going on Scott's side piece (KUWTK), and the drawn out election comes to a close with turtlenecks and red leather gloves, plus more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...
May 05, 2017•54 min
Did you miss us?! Because we sure missed you! Mary & Courtney are back with a vengeance (and perhaps some rosé...) to dish on your favorite reality shows. This week we are all over the map, making sure to talk Bachelor updates and keeping up with Rob & Kaitlyn. We discuss the Scheana & Shay awkwardness, go South to check up on those Charmin' kids. We can finally finish up the reunion and Bunnygate in Beverly Hills and end in New York not really sure who is fighting or making up or ho...
Apr 28, 2017•1 hr 1 min
Courtney & Mary are in delightful moods this week as Mary is heading off to Spring Break in Mexico! (Will she do us all a favor and visit Andale's PLEASE?!) We discuss the reunions of Beverly Hills and Vanderpump Rules. Talk our newest housewife obsession, Tinsley Mortimer. And GDit, Landon makes us want to ROAM away from our TVs and hang with billionaires, NOT millionaires. Also, cherish every moment of this weeks pod, as next week we will be off due to Mary's international travel. Hosted o...
Apr 14, 2017•40 min
This week you get 2 podcasts for the price of 1: FREE! This episode we reunite with the RHONY, Sonja, and her vibrators. We watch PeeeKAAYYYY make the classic first season husband mistake and confront a housewife, Ice Queen Erika. LVP "cohosts" with Andy Cohen at the VPR reunion. Finally, we go down to the South to find out Tom has full custody of his kids and Shep is looking for his credit cards. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Apr 07, 2017•49 min
This episode is worth the wait! Courtney decided to go to Vegas towards the end of last week, delaying the release of Episode 13. However, we still manage to discuss all of the antics of our favorite Bravolebrities. Mary keeps us up to date with those Kardashians as well as the staying power of Nick and Erika Jayne on DWTS. The housewives continued their hot streak of keeping the season alive and we finally saw Two Bubbs say "I do." Won't you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...
Apr 04, 2017•40 min
Mary & Courtney felt something missing in their hearts with a few of their shows out of rotation. Mary found love in a hopeless place, spending her Monday night watching Dancing With The Stars. The Kardashians gave us all the feels with reliving Paris. The kids on Vanderpump actually got us excited for this wedding. But this week was all about our Ice Queen, Erika. And the real question Rinna wants an answer to: how much is rent at the coke den? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Mar 23, 2017•46 min
Courtney and Mary are celebrating the end of The Bachelor this week (10:15)! But we are in mourning for the end of Summer House--gone but not forgotten (18:22). We prep for the most expensive Wednesday wedding for Tom & Katie (27:53) and travel to Hong Kong for... a voiceover appointment? Well we weren't quite sure but we definitely prepped a look book (34:33). Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 16, 2017•45 min
Did you know it's International Women's Day? Let's celebrate by discussing our favorite women on TV! The Women Tell All, but in reality actually nothing (7:00). Cristina and Lindsay prove that you don't need enemies when you've got friends like them (19:47), SURprise! A photo shoot for these VPR kids & Stassi teaches us how to date (30:33). Erika can do no wrong and showed us her gentle side while we gear up for a trip to Hong Kong (37:54)! Come judge with us, won't you? Hosted on Acast. See...
Mar 09, 2017•47 min
Mary & Courtney are back this week discussing Oscars dramz, some of our faves joining DWTS, what's going on with Rob Kardashian, the sad sad life Raven from The Bachelor has led so far, Lisa Rinna "owning it", why Lindsay and Everett are Montauk's version of Ronnie & Sammi from Jersey Shore, and after 4 years being in New Orleans, we can finally leave, albeit with a hangover.Also, have you had the chance to review us yet? Please do. But obviously, 5 stars only. Hosted on Acast. See acast...
Mar 02, 2017•46 min
Courtney & Mary break down this week of fabulous reality tv. We'd like to thank Bravo for really stepping up to the plate when ABC let us down. Hometowns made us love Corinne even more and turn on Vanessa. Drag fights entertained us throughout VPR. Rinna continued her downward spiral and Mary continued to defend--but not all of her actions are defendable. And Lindsay & Everett remind us that being single isn't really that bad. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Feb 24, 2017•42 min
Guys, we are so sorry for the delay--we are like Lisa Rinna and blaming something else, which is the storm in LA. We travel to Bimini to spend some time with the new Bachelorette, #progress! Our VIP, Kyle Cooke, turns 34, and we THRIVED when Katie Maloney got hit in the head with mardi gras beads. Did we mention that this marriage is doomed?! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 18, 2017•45 min
Joe Simpson's appearance on Vanderpump Rules has Mary & Courtney reminiscing about the good ole days. Mary tries to defend Lisa Rinna, but she just needs to OWN IT! Is anybody making it through The Bachelor without falling asleep? And do we have to say much more than... KYLE COOKE! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 10, 2017•41 min
Do we love James Kennedy? You bet we do! Mary & Courtney are back discussing how boring The Bachelor is, debating whether or not Courtney and Nick share a lisp, laughing at how thirsty these side players are for James, loving how amazing Kyle Cooke remains to be, and hating on why Eden is THE WORST! Also, we went on location to The Flag and avoided Sea Org members. WHAT A WEEK! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 03, 2017•38 min
Mary & Courtney take a page from Erika Jayne and have zero f*@ks to give this week as they discuss Corinne and The Bachelor, Team Rinna v Team Vanderpump, why Jax would ever agree to a roast, and why Kyle is the perfect piece of a Bravo-sliced pie. And guys, lets get #freetom trending please. We're worried about him! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 26, 2017•35 min
EVERYBOOOOOODY, Courtney and Mary are back this week talking about The Bachelor (:40), Vanderpump Rules (17:40), Summer House (23:38) and a bit of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (28:57). Oh, and did you know that Mary loves former fatties? Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 20, 2017•34 min
Mary and Courtney are back! This week we discuss all the madness of the Golden Globes (2:05), the dalliances on The Bachelor (9:02), and the beautiful disaster that is Vanderpump Rules & Summer House (20:45). Thanks for judging with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 12, 2017•30 min
Courtney and Mary embark on the latest and "most controversial" season of The Bachelor. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 05, 2017•25 min
