We are coming to you early this week with a deep dive into RHOA. Did we cry multiple times watching Bravo this week..maybe. Are Porsha and Dennis back together? Is Cynthia the best mom in the world and Noelle brave to share her story? Meanwhile in Orange County we get to sit through a therapy session with Tamra and Ryan, do we feel sorry for Ryan? Who is the puppeteer? Who is the best chess player and who is playing checkers? Also we talk about our Top 10 Most Beautiful Housewives. Come judge wi...
Nov 13, 2019•1 hr 47 min•Ep. 139
What a week: Below Deck, RHOA, RHOC, RHONJ, and RHOD, plus we got "shadow banned" from Insta and are boycotting that major event happening in NYC with Andy Cohen, The Event That Shall Not Be Named. In Atlanta, if you don't have a baby you can't hold a peach. Did you miss Nene on the screen? We finally felt justice this week as Tamra was exposed in RHOC. Shannon didn't think she was talking about her, puhhhhllleaassseeee! RHONJ had a strong start and we may have cried: Gia with the confessional a...
Nov 07, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 138
This week, we break down the Guidice Tell All with Andy. It was EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time. We can't wait for them to travel to Italy with the cameras. Will they reignite their romance? We also break down the Meghan King Edmonds divorce. Did Jim cheat with Nanny Carly? Is Meghan the bad guy? We discuss the birthday party of "Queen Victoria" and watch Gina lose it? Is Gina sleeping with her husband making her crazy? Will Kelly God go to Vicki's funeral? In Dallas we finally get Leean...
Oct 31, 2019•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 137
Courrrrrrtttttnnnney is back and the sound should be 1000x better! Mary apologizes for last week and being sick and having to suck on a cough drop the whole time. This week we discuss Kween Kathy, the President of OC Fashion Week, #fireTamrahireKathy, Ryan being patriotic and depressed, plus Gina and Matt's romance novel and/or stalker waiting for her in her bed. Meanwhile in Dallas, we grieve the loss of our dearest Playboy Bun Bun, may he rest in peace. We would totally be okay if Kameron thre...
Oct 24, 2019•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 136
Summer Mary is back with Greg Eddings!!! We update you on Joe Giudice's deportation and his new bod that he is showing off in Italy. Will Tre finally divorce him? Meanwhile we hop on the HOT MESS EXPRESS train to San Diego for Shannon's 55th birthday. Emily and Gina still can't manage to repair their friendship. Tamra and Braunwyn finally get it on and we get to see a little bit of MKEPI. In Dallas we have to attend another "shower" for Leanne. Kary is really coming in with a splash and continue...
Oct 17, 2019•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 135
We are taking this week off for a much needed break! In place of our usual weekly podcast, we are giving you access to our first Patreon bonus episode! We dive deep into the pilot episode of Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels. You can find all three seasons on Amazon Prime and/or Hulu (but we recommend Prime as it has the uncensored version). Head over to our Patreon for more bonus content revisiting pilot episodes of the golden-era of reality television. We'd love for you to be a Juror Patron ...
Oct 09, 2019•40 min
Before Courtney's Italian vacay, we had to deep dive the season finale of Below Deck and Real Housewives of Orange County. Is Captain Sandy too harsh? Does Hannah not have a passion for yachting? What really happened between Aesha and Jack? Meanwhile in Arizona, Vicki continues to spread rumors and lies about Kelly God--now she can't step foot on Jolie's school? Tamra actually sheds some light on Vicki but we see her playing for both sides (Kelly and Vicki) and maybe for the other team with Brau...
Oct 02, 2019•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 133
This was the best RHOC episode in two seasons, PRAISE THE LORD! Did Kelly Dodd take it too far? Is Gina drinking the Koolaid, spiked with tequila, out of a wine glass? If you were "diagnosed" with a concussion would you drink night of? What DR okay'd that? Is Emily being a bad friend or Gina? Emily doesn't look like Shrek. Meanwhile, in Mexico LeeAnne officially initiates Kary into the group by telling her her life story. Stephanie is really spiraling hearing about it. We get to see D'Andra's sp...
Sep 26, 2019•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 132
What would you rather do instead of watch a Tamra scene? We give you our Top 10. How did Shannon not even flinch when Kelly hit her in the head? Did Tamra perpetuate the situation? Did Emily's sexy dance turn on her father-in-law? Was Vicki only allowed to show up for 24 hours? Meanwhile, in Dallas the girls head to Mexico and things got a little dark. Will this vacation be the new Scary Island? Team LeeAnne or Team Kary? We're team Let's Listen to Kam Speak "mexicano." This week's episode is sp...
Sep 19, 2019•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 131
What's worse: going to jail in front of your kids or an ambulance? Are you team Emily or Gina? MVP this week goes to Spencer Judge. How did that human come out of Tamrat? Does Vicki actually get to go to Arizona? Do we like Dr. Deb and her eccentricities? Meanwhile in Dallas we really feel the love between Rich and Leanne, do they have an open relationship? We think that Tinsley and Kameron need a spin off. How much did Mama Dee pay for that 50th birthday? Kudos to Stephanie and Brandi roasting ...
Sep 12, 2019•1 hr 35 min•Ep. 130
This week we deep dive into the Real Housewives of Dallas season 4 premiere. Is Mamma Dee sabotaging D'Andra? Did Jeremy have an affair? Who the hell is Jessica? Does Leeanne rehearse her lines? WE NEED more Kam!!!! In the OC, we continue to feel bad for Gina and love her new friendship with Shannon. Meanwhile, we still loathe Tamra and want Shane to fill up Emily's love tank. Come judge with us!! This week's episode is sponsored by Native Deodorant. Visit nativedeodorant.com and use promo code ...
Sep 06, 2019•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 129
If Tamra can start a train rumor, then we are starting a rumor that Tamra is a swinger as it only seems fair. #bantamra #TAMRAT. We are standing strong with Kelly God, Gina, and Emily. Our favorite quote this week: "It can’t get worse. I went to jail, adultery, divorce." -Gina We wrap up the Southern Charm finale to find out that Kathryn might not be sober. Has the cast has been covering for her because of her custody battle? Madison didn't come off as the most apologetic person and continues to...
Aug 29, 2019•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 128
We can officially say farewell to Bethenny Frankel... for now. We got dark in Orange County with Gina admitting Matt had an affair, Shane not wanting Emily to "sexy" dance, and the Tres Amigas alluding to Kelly Dodd participating in a sex train. Guys--she hasn't even had a threesome (according to the comment left on our Instagram)! We are ready to make the amigas go adios. In the South, our Craig admits to abusing adder all and EVERYONE questions Kween Kathryn's own sobriety. Rewatch her appeara...
Aug 22, 2019•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 127
All males are cancelled! Ok not really but we do have a Bravo problem with males (and females--Lenethia!) who cross the line and need to be held accountable. Shep, baby boy, what is you doing? We discuss the Southern Charm season finale and definitely do NOT approve of Shep bringing the girls to embarrass Madison and Austen. In fact, we are now #TeamMadisten. The OC isn't doing much better with Tamra still being there. Team Jolie and more Kelly. Can we get a spinoff? Did we miss Vicki? Does anyt...
Aug 15, 2019•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 126
We are counting down the days till Summer Mary disappears, but first, we get to hear all about her trip to Charleston and cocktail hour with Ms. Patricia Altschul. We deep dive into Southern Charm and the downhill of Shep Rose (did you see that insta story this week?). Will Madison and Austen last? The RHOC premiere showed us how Shannon got her groove back. Kelly Dodd is now a plastic surgery informercial, Braunwyn came in HOT, Gina is on the hot mess express (but we sure do feel for her!), Emi...
Aug 08, 2019•1 hr 50 min•Ep. 125
While Summer Mary galavants around Charleston (A LEGITIMATE INVITATION TO LEGENDARY PAT ALTSCHUL'S HOUSE!), Courtney holds down the fort with our amazing guest, Krzysztof Pakula, who is a reality TV aficionado. We finish out this season of RHOBH praising Camille for being both unhinged and also being an entire storyline for the season. We get into the chlamydia of it all with Southern Charm. Should Madison have been on The Bachelorette instead of this show? Do we want Austen and her together (sp...
Aug 01, 2019•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 124
Courtney is back! The RHONY reunion wrapped and it had us wanting more. The silver lining was Lu ending the season cheers with an AA prayer and virgin mimosa. We loved Andy asking the women about their lawsuits, break that fourth wall down. Camille's shoulders must be tired from caring the season. The Southern Charm kids are still in Colorado taking in the local delicacies and Kathryn does not approve. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.morelabs.com/TJG. Use code 'TJG' for 20% off. Rough morni...
Jul 26, 2019•1 hr 32 min
Welcome back my boy Greg @geddings, Courtney is in New York trying to track down Craig and Austen. Meanwhile Summer Mary and Greg review the RHONY reunion part 1. Have Lu and Dorinda finally made amends? Bethenny finally gives us a better time line of her and Dennis' relationship. We snooze through the Beverly Hills reunion, but learn that Aaron's dick is bigger than Kyle's shoe. We also dive deep into Potomac and I finally understand...these women give ZERO FUCKS! We tackle #penisgate and watch...
Jul 18, 2019•1 hr 22 min
We dive deep into the RHBH finale. Do we love Camille or love to hate her? Is Courtney attracted to Peeekkkaayyy? Should LVP have received a better send off for 9 years working at Bravo? And don’t get us started about the lunch 6 months later... Meanwhile in Charleston we break down Craig’s mental breakdown and are haunted again by the return of Ashley Jacobs. We definitely get back on the crazy train. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.whosthathousewife.com, the fresh new game that celebrates...
Jul 11, 2019•1 hr 15 min
HAPPY 4th OF JULY TO ALL OF OUR JURORS! We break down all things #JaxGotitWright plus update you on #TomandArianaWatch2019. Did Jax's mom attend the wedding? What about LVP? Did Carter and the triplets make it? Plus every sponsor, what she wore, and their first song. We also discuss the RHOC trailer for Season 14, which confirms Vicki's devotion. And ONE fun fact about The Hills... PLUS, Summer Mary goes back in time with Kate Casey to discuss the first ever episode of RHONY. Do they miss Alex a...
Jul 03, 2019•1 hr 28 min
Bethenny almost dies? Are the girls trying to push out Tinselly? Who enjoyed the strippers the most? In BH, Camille acts pernicious and says everything we've been thinking to Doritos' face. How does she have all of that money? The gentlemen from the South are still arguing with each other. Are Shep and Whitney bullies? Who will bring home the most ladies to the penthouse? Will Austen ever get over Madison? We also talk about the comeback of The Hills as well as the Insta deep dives Mary has done...
Jun 28, 2019•1 hr 49 min
Courtney is back and we dive DEEEEEEEP into RHONY, the best show on Bravo ever to exist. This masterpiece of a show deserves to be in a museum of TV so that when aliens come down and see what we have done on Earth, they get it. BH existed in Provence where Kyle and Teddi blacked out and attacked Erika Jayne--whose team are you on? Our poor Craigy got verbally abused by the boys while camping, while Whitney had an incident with wiener juice... Come judge with us! This week's sponsors are: LULUSIM...
Jun 21, 2019•2 hr 8 min
Mary from the Bay comes to you with Greg Eddings with the latest RHNY, RHBH, and Southern Charm debriefing. We discuss Mila the new chef on Below Deck that licks raw steak. Mario graces us with his presence all for Ramona to have a moment to make him jealous #payback. Sonja is totally fine and not taking pills, glad the hot paramedics came. Lu knows the girls are just jealous of her success. Meanwhile the girls in Charleston get on Kathryn for her spending, taste in men, and going MIA. In Beverl...
Jun 07, 2019•1 hr 14 min
Summer Mary hangs with Shep, Austen, and Carlito in sf. She once again finds out nothing and everything. Does Austen need to cut the Madison cord? Does Craig get better looking each episode? Is Sonja on pills? Do Lu and Ramona get her sloppy seconds? Have you peed in a bathtub? DDDDDooooooorrrrrrinnndddaaaaaa. Sorry, Kyle killed it as a playboy bunny at Farrahween and Rinna slayed as Erika Jayne. But would Erika Jayne ever talk about stuffed animal bunnies? Does Kim owe her an apology? Come judg...
May 31, 2019•1 hr 37 min
Breaking news: Life isn’t a Cabaret. Lu is back in jail (well she was cuffed and released, but whatever)! We guess upstate makes you want to drink(like Tinsley said). Margarita was the true star this episode and Dorinda wouldn’t let Ramona-size-it. We are wondering if Sonja could do our hair sometime? Down South we are hoping Kathryn will get pregnant so Patricia can be a grandmother. Meanwhile Shep is legit “ditching” girls. Chelsea has a house warming party and teaches us to play hammer and na...
May 24, 2019•1 hr 51 min
The return of Southern Charm (and more importantly, lil Craigy) got us going this week! What a breath of fresh! Thank Bravs, because we were forced to watch the VPR gang up. We wish we didn't have to figure out what side we would be on. Let's split it into two shows! New York ladies headed to the cabaret star's house in upstate New York as we slowly watched Sonja unravel into her eccentricities. We loved seeing the BH girls get drunk while watching how expensive it is to be Erika Jayne. Come jud...
May 16, 2019•1 hr 38 min
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May 09, 2019•1 hr 53 min
This is an extra long podcast to inform you of all the important things you need to know about! Mary and Shep! Fofty/Lala Rand! VPR people buying houses! Tinsley breaking down! Bethenny on the brim of breaking down! VPR casts livers' breaking down! Kemsley/Todd relationship breaking down! Teddi's new bangs trying to fly away! Come judge with us! This week we have two sponsors: Beauty by Design, your new personalized skincare. You can get 20% at www.beautybydesign.com/TJG. Zola, a free wedding we...
May 02, 2019•2 hr 18 min
This extra long episode will get you ready for the weekend. Was it Table 61 or 62? Was Ramona showing us her true social climbing ways? Tinsley is officially single... again. Boy George brought the girls together until PEeeeKkkkaaaayyyy made a crack with his “British humor.” Is Teddi defending Kyle too much? Would you want Denise to be your mediator? Jax continues to be a narcissist and carry around his dads' ashes to get out of trouble with Brittany’s family. How did Katie become the Matron of ...
Apr 26, 2019•2 hr 5 min
On VPR this week, we see an exorcism, go to a puppy shower, and watch Lala perform in honor of her father. Meanwhile in the Bezerkshires, Sonja has a mental breakdown and quickly recovers while she farts, scissors, and dances on the pool table. Tinsley and Scott’s relationship continues to be on the rocks and everyone is putting it under a microscope. Is Scott controlling? Would you do truth or dare? In RHOBH, Lois comes into town and we hear her survive story. Plus Camille gets passionate about...
Apr 18, 2019•1 hr 48 min
