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Another week another hot pod! This is a good one if you like being critical of your peers and quotes from Will Ferrel movies. Make sure to like, share and subscribe. Enjoy!

Another week another hot pod! This is a good one if you like being critical of your peers and quotes from Will Ferrel movies. Make sure to like, share and subscribe. Enjoy!
Hot off the presses! New Two Joke Minimum podcast. This is the first one of the new year and we're excited to be back. Lots of good laughs this week looking forward to a whole new year of pumping out pods. Enjoy!
Apologies for the late episode. COVID dontcha know. This is a fun episode. Steve turns thirty and were waiting on the carbon dating to come back to determine Ray's age. We also discuss fiscal policy and the national debt ceiling. Enjoy!
This is a very important episode of the Two Joke Minimum Podcast. We finally get to the bottom of what that smell is. Turns out the human body can only process so much Diet Coke until it starts producing cleaning supplies. Thanks for listening and don't forget to like, share and subscribe! Enjoy!
Slippery when wet! Another great episode of jokes, stories and whacky opinions. Also, are you ready for our new robot overlords? They're ready for you. Get prepped. Enjoy!
We're back! Just Steve and Ray this episode. We talk about all the laughs and the drama on our recent ten days on the road. This is a fun episode, it's good to be back! Enjoy!
Davine Ker returns to the show. Always a blast to to sit down with one of the funniest people in the DMV and probably the world. Davine is a killer stand up, if you haven't seen her check out her social media for dates. Davine DC. Enjoy the show!
Hot Pod! The much anticipated return of Cursed Ryan. We've tried to do this three times since episode one and this is the only one that took. We're glad it did and you'll be glad you listened. Enjoy!
Brandon Fuson is the reigning undisputed Snacktown Smackdown champion. He's a dominant force in the heavy weight comedy division. Weighing in at 450 lbs., Brandon is a true colossus. It's impressive that he can maintain that weight having only half the teeth of a regular man. Brandon is also the mastermind behind the Open Mic Nitro on Monday nights at the Church of Satire comedy club in Hanover, PA. Check him out!
Happy Labor Day! Sit back and crack open an ice cold pod. This weeks Guest is Thez Grimes! Thez is a very funny young man hailing from the north of Maryland. He's been around in the DMV scene for a long time. You can catch him live all over the place. He hosts a monthly open mic at the State Theater in Havre de Grace, MD. It's the best open mic that you could ever hope to encounter. Enjoy the Show!
Peter Sullivan is a person. And being a person comes with certain inalienable rights. Such as the right to be a guest on this podcast. Peter is a super funny guy and we were lucky that he graced us with his presence. You can catch Peter around the DMV and soon he'll be headlining the International Delaware Kangaroo comedy festival. Enjoy!
The hilarious Anwar Fikri returns to the show! It's always a pleasure to sit down with Anwar. Anwar is a comic, father, and veteran in that order. Check out his new weekly show on Wednesdays at the Speakeasy in DC. Enjoy!
This was a great conversation with Bernard Williams! Bernard is a stand-up comic, musician, coach and Olympic Silver medalist. He shared his experiences at two Olympic Games with us. He's a beast of a comic as well and we just found out he's also a musician. If you need coaching check out BWProTechniques and listen to his music here https://open.spotify.com/track/6jZw54QQu9fj2AaRvC7cCo?si=b9356462ebd84522 Enjoy!...
You ever wondered what it's like to look death in the face and live to tell the tale? Lucky for you, you don't have to because we already did and told the stories here. Enjoy!
It doesn't matter what country you live in Trish can sneak into it or out of it. And then she'll convince the local police to come to the comedy show she's putting on at your favorite bar. After that your mom is gonna make her a really nice traditional home cooked meal and they aren't gonna save you any. This is a great episode and you should listen to this lady. It's Trish! Enjoy.
Fresh off a month on the road, Joya Diaz returns to the program. This is a super fun episode and for more of Joya check out his album Practice on Spotify. If you're in to math he can teach how to do that as well with his math tutorials on YouTube. Enjoy!
Eddie Liles ladies and gents! Eddie is an awesome comic that you can see all over, especially in the D.C. and Baltimore scenes. He produces a ton of shows all throughout Maryland and the District. Check out his podcast called: Imma Get In Trouble anywhere podcast can be found. Enjoy the show!
Petey Steele ladies and gentlemen! This man has been a staple in the DC scene for the past decade. You can check him out on his podcast Counter Currents even in real life at places like the Arlington Cinema Draft House. Enjoy the show!
This week we were joined by the mighty hilarious Dewayne White. Dewayne is comic and a veteran. He's probably other things too but that's really all we talked about on this episode. You can catch Dewayne live at his weekly open mic every Monday night at the Electric Palm in Woodbridge, VA. He's also an instructor with ASAP, which helps veterans get started in the arts. Their comedy classes are free and you can find out more at asapasap.org. This is a really fun episode, we can't wait to have Dew...
Here's another stories episode for your enjoyment. This time its Strip Club Stories. We sit down to swap some Titty Bar Tales! No guest this week just some Nudie Pub Nostalgia. Just the boys reminiscing over some Yank House Yarns. We're just talking about back when we would run some Skin Tavern Scams. -Alright we get it- Enjoy!
Kate Loice is a comic and producer out of Austin, Texas. She is the mastermind behind Austin Texas Comedy, and a very funny and sweet person. This was a great conversation, comfortably recorded at a safe distance over the internet. Enjoy!
Full disclosure the audio in this episode isn't great but the content is gold! We were trying something with the set up and recording on location and it didn't quite come out. Leo Konopka and Anthony Knight are comics from the DMV who moved to Austin and are killing it. Leo's new show, House Rules, will be at The Creek and The Cave on Sundays starting in June. If you're in the area go check it out and if you're not in the area you should be. Thank you all for listening! Enjoy!
Another hot pod coming at you from the great state of Texas! We took a field trip to check out the comedy boom. It's fun. For more details enjoy this episode! For the best fudge in the hemisphere check out Divine Fudge and use promo code twojokepod for 20% off your entire order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com
Steefin Backslee returns to the show! We had a great conversation with our pal Stuffing Backpacks about life after covid and the downside of the vaccine. Stumbling Bungholes host a podcast called Not Your Daddy's History all about historical events and figures. Check it out on YouTube and enjoy this episode with our good friend Stinging Backstraps! For the best fudge in the universe check out our sponsor Divine Fudge! Use promo code twojokepod for 20% off your entire order at checkout. https://d...
Winston Hodges is a comedian! We had a really fun conversation that you're all sure to enjoy. Tell a friend and enjoy our company in the company of others. And be sure to check out Winston on Tik Tok for the hottest Tok's in the Tok game! Enjoy. Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge for the best fudge in the fudge game! Use promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% off your entire order!
Fernando Madrigal is a renaissance man! This week Two Joke Minimum brings to you another amazing pod as we are joined by comedian, show producer and expert on film, the hilarious Fernando Madrigal. We talk comedy, movies, and Fernando's star turn as "Akeem" in the YouTube series, Film School. As an added bonus.....we are attacked by a MONSTER!!! Listen carefully and see if you can hear that moment. Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge. Use Promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% off your entire ...
John Conroy is a beast of a stand up comic and you can catch him this week, April 15-17th, at Magooby's Joke House featuring for Damon Wayans! John shared with us some of his wisdom and experience in his long comedy career. Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge and use promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% of your order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com
Hailing from The City of Fairfax. Ace Jackson is a teller of jokes and a producer of shows. He hosts a weekly open mic at Carpool in Fairfax Virginia every Monday at 8PM. Ace tells an incredible story about being maliciously wounded by a knife wielding paramour. Enjoy! Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge! Use promo code twojokepod at checkout for 20% off your entire order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com
Sandy Bernstein is the hardest working lady in the comedy scene! She gives an education on the zoom show comedy world and introduces the concept of "Zoom Bombings". Listen to the end of the episode for Sandy's list of upcoming dates! Enjoy. Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge for the best fudge around. Use promo code twojokepod at check out for 20% off your order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com
Jacob Rosalez moved out to LA years ago and it was great to catch up with him. We couldn't have asked for a nicer, funnier or harder working guest this week than Jacob Rosalez. You don't have to go see him, he'll come to a comedy room near you. Follow Jacob on IG @chingadiculous and if you're in the LA area keep an eye out! Enjoy! Check out our sponsor Divine Fudge and use promo code twojokepod at check out for 20% off your order. https://divines-fudge.myshopify.com...