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Two Humerus Nurses Podcast

Uncensored, unfiltered, inappropriately humorous insights into the life of a nurse!

Episodes

International Nurses Day 2025 LIVE with Rebecca East

International Nurses Day 2025! We love to celebrate nurses so for IND2025 Kelly attended an event hosted by The Holistic Care Collective in Echuca. There was a group pilates class, sound bath session and the opportunity to have some pamper time with mini facials, reiki session and a chiro to check your spinal health. The Holistic Care Collective nurses also provided mini health checks! There was delicious food, champagne and live music! Then Kelly sat down with the owner/founder of the THCC Rebe...

Jun 11, 202548 minEp. 91

Debrief with the Girls - Where the hell have they been?

Oh my gosh! Have you missed us? We have missed you!! Kelly & Alisha are finally back after a very long break and they debrief what happened in 2024, why they took such a long break, highlights and lowlights and their hopes for 2025! Its a hilarious hot mess, very on brand for your two favourite nurses! Thanks for listening!! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com...

Feb 10, 20251 hr 12 min

2024 Women's Health Week LIVE

2024 Women's Health Week LIVE. On 6th September 2024 Kelly & Alisha were live from the Kyabram Plaza Theatre for Women's Health Week. They brought the local community of women (and a couple of brave men) together with their usual humour, some fun facts and a couple of wonderful, interesting guests! Thanks to the EmpowHER - Connecting Women committee for hosting such a wonderful event for our local community! Check out Monique's business @gv_body_rejuvenation for more information For easy to ...

Sep 27, 20241 hr 1 minEp. 91

Ep 90: The Path to Osteo with Brooke

Kelly and Alisha sat down with Brooke the Osteo to discuss all things osteopathy! Well, in reality they talked a lot of their experience, tit and fanny out mostly, with Brooke. This is one funny episode! Lots of laughs, some info about what an osteo does (everything apparently) and we almost get to the bottom of why they are called Drs - almost! Once again, its loose, funny and only slightly informative! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: hello@twohum...

Jun 18, 202456 minEp. 90

Ep 89: Doctors Who Kill 2

Kelly and Alisha sit down (with only one mic) to talk about a couple of doctors who kill! Kelly's "doctor" was possibly the documented first serial killer! He built himself a reputation and a Murder Castle! Alisha talks about a doctor who was probably past his prime and made a deadly error! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: [email protected] Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com...

Jun 04, 202440 minEp. 89

Debrief With The Girls - Diagnosis & Trauma

Don't miss this debrief! Alisha talks about her ADHD diagnosis and a very traumatic event that happened. Its worth listening to! Kelly talks about her quick trip to Perth and her osteo experience!! Your favourite nurses are really taking it easy this year with episodes as life is SO BUSY! So we love that you are sticking with us! Debriefs are fun catch ups for us and we hope you enjoy them too! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: [email protected] Music: Switch Me On by Shane ...

May 21, 202455 min

Ep 88: Nurse Hamish

Hey girliessss!! It's Nurse Hamish!! Kelly sat down with the evanescent, energetic, vibrant and just so positive Nurse Hamish! They chatted about living in the beautiful Kimberley's, his interesting road into nursing, quitting your grad year when it doesn't serve you, social media and the joys of country nursing. I think this chat will surprise you! Nurse Hamish Instagram: @nursehamish Nurse Hamish TikTok: @nursehamish Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: [email protected] Music: ...

May 08, 202453 minEp. 88

Debrief with the Girls

This episode is the usual ramblings from your two favourite nurses! From 'old duck down' at an ANZAC ceremony, to pilates chat, to toxic fat phobia in gyms and a BIG announcement! (Hint - if you are a student you'll want to click the link below!) So grab a cuppa, margarita or iced latte and find a comfy spot in the warm and listen to us ramble on for an hour! ANMF EVENT: Ace It! Everything you need to know to successfully become a nurse or midwife! Two Humerus Nurses will be speaking on "Finding...

Apr 30, 202450 min

Ep 87: Intrusive Thoughts

Have you ever wondered what it might be like to just crack it and walk out of you shift? Or maybe you really wonder what TPN might taste like? Or how much better a shift might run if you could sedate that annoying bell ringing patient? Intrusive thoughts, we all have them but we never act on them! Kelly & Alisha share some of there favourites from their listeners and of course they share some funny stories and get way off track! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurse...

Apr 16, 202446 minEp. 87

Ep 86: Useless Body Parts

Ever wondered why the human body has organs and functions that we can live without but are relatively completely useless? So did we! Kelly & Alisha have a chat about some useless body parts, or at least we thought they were useless! From tonsils to body hair, we learnt some new words and had a lot of laughs! Would you like to help support your favourite podcast? You could buy us a virtual coffee at www.buymeacoffee.com/humerusnurses We love your continued support! Instagram: @twohumerusnurse...

Apr 02, 202443 minEp. 86

Debrief with the Girls

How are we almost at Easter and the end of March! Kelly & Alisha sit down to chat about Kelly's most traumatic experience of her life and her crying through Pilates, Alisha has her ADHD assessment soon and has a lot of fears about it all. Alisha trials a new segment, so stay till the end and have laugh with us!! Its the usual chaotic, hot mess of a debrief! Just how you like us!! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurse Podcast Email: [email protected] Musi...

Mar 26, 202443 min

Ep 85: Lucy Letby Part Two

Kelly & Alisha are back with part two of the Lucy Letby episode! We talk more about the trial, the babies and obviously have our own opinions! If you want to watch the whole 11 minutes of the Judges sentencing you can watch it here. Lucy Letby: Nurse on Trial podcast has a more in detail information about her trial and the babies. Highly recommend this podcast! Would you like to support us? All funds raised go towards the running of our podcast. Buy as a coffee here, we appreciate it! Instag...

Mar 19, 202444 minEp. 85

Ep 84: Lucy Letby Part One

Lucy Letby, a neonatal nurse, is one of Britain's worst female child serial killers. She has been found guilty of murdering 7 infants and attempting to murder 6 others. She is currently spending the rest of her natural life in prison. Hear how this nurse was able to cause so much death and harm in a 12 month period, despite the best efforts of concerned doctors and nurses around her. Lucy Letby: Nurse on Trial podcast has a more in detail information about her trial and the babies. Highly recomm...

Mar 12, 202440 minEp. 84

Ep 83: Nurses Who Kill 8

Nurses Who Kill is back for 2024! We have both chosen a couple of very recent killers! One is a nurse who had to be full time carer at home - so was it mercy or desperation? The other seemed to enjoy the thrill, and went on a very prolific killing spree at many nursing facilities in her short career! Both cases go to trial in April & May 2024 so we will give an update once they have been to court! We also, in true 2HN style, ramble on and on with some stories that have nothing to do with NWK...

Feb 27, 202446 minEp. 83

Debrief with the Girls - We are back baby!

Well it might be mid February 2024 but Kelly & Alisha finally got their acts together and sat down to shoot the shit and what a hot mess it was! We talk about EVERYTHING and wafflestomping.... Listen if you dare! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook: Two Humerus Nurse Podcast Email: [email protected] Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com...

Feb 20, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 36

Ep 82: GOODBYE 2023

Well 2023 is almost over! We made it y'all! Just before Christmas Kelly, Alisha and Jess got together to discuss the year that was! They hadn't caught up in awhile so it was a hot mess! They chat about the podcast statistics and then its all down hill from there! From Kelly's living funeral which had them in stitches, to Alisha's ADHD brain fogs and Jess's big year of running and dance comps, they discuss it all! Come join us for the final episode of 2023! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Ema...

Dec 30, 20231 hr 27 minEp. 82

Ep 81: RUSON with April

Kelly & Jess are back this week with April! April has just completed her double degree, registered nursing and midwifery. She has assisted in 30 births and Alisha's was one of them! Hear all about April's study, her work as a RUSON and how much she loves midwifery! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Private Facebook Page: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast Email: [email protected] Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com...

Nov 21, 202338 minEp. 81

Ep 80: The Patient Series: Parenting Sick Kids

Having a child is supposed to be the best time of your life, but what if your child, or children, are sick? How does life change if it's full of hospital visits, tests, medications, surgery and worry? Emily is a mum of two boys who have had their fair share of illness! She experienced some scary times. The irony is that Emily's youngest was sick at the time of recording this episode! So you will hear Owen's input throughout the episode! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Hum...

Nov 14, 202337 minEp. 80

Ep 79: Alisha’s Birth Story 2

We are here again! Alisha has given birth to her beautiful son, Lachlan, and she tells Kelly all about it! Alisha was so prepared for this birth, so of course it didn't go exactly as planned! Once again, Alisha's birth story is one not to miss, it is incredible! I don't think we have laughed so hard in an episode, maybe ever!! We are so proud of Alisha and welcome baby Lachlan into the world! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast- private group Email: hel...

Nov 07, 20231 hr 13 minEp. 79

Ep 78: The Patient Series: Devastating Diagnosis (Part 2)

Welcome back to Part 2 of Devastating Diagnosis with Brad & Holley Jones! We learn about Brad's second diagnosis, Chronic Myeloid Leukaemia. We learn how this cancer diagnosis rocked both their worlds in a way they weren't expecting. Brad has worked with many medical doctors as part of their exam process and will happily do whatever it takes to raise awareness for his condition. He hopes that raising awareness and fundraising will bring a cure or a medication which might make a difference fo...

Oct 31, 202351 minEp. 78

Ep 77: The Patient Series: Devastating Diagnosis (Part 1)

This is another episode in our Patient Series. Imagine you are sitting at home and suddenly your partner collapses. You call an ambulance and you and your partner's lives are about to change forever. They are going to get a devastating diagnosis that will affect every member of your family. But unfortunately it isn't going to be the only devastating diagnosis they receive in only a short space of time. Meet Brad & Holley Jones, a young couple who's lives were rocked with devastating diagnosi...

Oct 24, 202341 minEp. 77

Bonus 35: Debrief with the Girls - Hello Jess!

It's debrief timeeeeee! Kelly & Jess sit down and shoot the sh!t about life! We learn all about Jess's crazy stage mum life, its exhausting but her kids are incredible! We hear about Kelly's trips to Melbourne with her bestie, whether her Christmas trees are up yet and her new job! And you guys, Jess is a runner now! We hear about her running adventure to get to 5kms! So pull up a comfy spot and join your two favourite nurses to hear about all their life updates! Buy Jess a coffee! Buy Me A ...

Oct 17, 202348 minEp. 35

Ep 76: Fentanyl & Fertility

Kelly and Jess sit down for one hell of a deep dive! Kelly tells Jess all about Donna Monticone, a fertility nurse from Yale Fertility Clinic, who stole HUNDREDS of ampoules of fentanyl with devastating outcomes for the patients of the clinic! Credit to The Retrievals Podcast worth a listen for sure! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast- private group Email: [email protected] This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurs...

Oct 10, 202347 minEp. 76

Bonus 34: Debrief with the Girls - Bali with Off The Clock Nurse

For this very special debrief episode Kelly & Off The Clock Nurse - Leah, sit down in Kelly's hotel room in Canggu, Bali to chat all about the group trip that Leah organised and Kelly joined her on! There is a lot of talk about poop, vomit, nurses with time management issues, how Americans mispronounce so many words and so so so many laughs! Leah has a couple of more trips planned to Japan and the Galapagos Islands in 2024. If you would like to find out more about them CLICK HERE! Instagram:...

Sep 05, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 34

Ep 75: Third Humerus Nurse

DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEEEE... Introducing the Third Humerus Nurse - Jessica!! You may remember her from Episode 15 - Motherhood and Nursing, where we interviewed Jess about her experience of becoming a mum and a nursing student at the SAME TIME! Listen to that episode here ! You might also recognise her face or voice (or both) as our hilarious Live Episode Taskmaster! Listen to that episode here! She graciously stepped in at a moments notice in 2021 when Alisha popped out little Olive, and will be jo...

Aug 22, 202350 minEp. 75

Ep 74: Sleep Nurse Nikita

This weeks guest is Nikita Rodriguez, she is a Perioperative Clinical Nurse Specialist with 9 years experience, and a certified Infant and Child Sleep Consultant. Nikita put her love of putting people to sleep, into a business of helping people put their babies to sleep!! Kelly & Alisha have a great chat with Nikita covering everything from simple tips to help your baby sleep, starting a side business as a nurse, and delegation of tasks you can't do yourself! Nikita's Instagram: @sleepnursen...

Aug 15, 202345 minEp. 74

Ep 73: Faking It - Munchausen Syndrome

This week Kelly & Alisha delve into Munchausen and Munchausen By Proxy syndrome. This is something a little different for us, looking into a diagnosis but we really enjoyed it and actually learnt something! It's a complex topic but very interesting! Kelly also gives you a rundown on a very famous Munchausen By Proxy case! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Facebook group: Two Humerus Nurses Podcast- private group Email: [email protected] This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love O...

Aug 08, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 73

Ep 72: Insult to Injury

This episode was suppose to be about holiday injuries, you know the blown up hands thanks to the 4th of July fireworks gone wrong! However it kind of took a different angle! There are stats, facts and funny stories! This episode is definitely an insult to the original injury episode we had planned, but still just as good! You have to listen just to hear Kelly's own holiday injury that had her taking her nursing uniform off in the treatment room with a resident! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcas...

Aug 01, 202349 minEp. 72

Ep 71: Nurses Who Kill 7

It's been a LONG TIME COMING! Another cracking episode where Kelly & Alisha take you on the journeys of some naughty nurses - Orville Lynn Majors and the Lethal Lesbians! One killed as a pastime, the others for the sexy thrill! The perfect combination of shocking and entertaining awaits! Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: [email protected] Linktree: linktr.ee/2hn This episode is sponsored by eNurse - Love Our Nurses Calling all nurses and medical professionals — you’ve just ...

Jul 25, 202340 minEp. 71

Bonus 33: Debrief with the Girls

Let's catch up! Grab yourself a comfy spot, a beverage of choice and put in your head phones! Kelly & Alisha catch up and chat about pulled elbows, shooting targets, Fboy Island finale and Alisha's absolutely insane hashtag follows! Honestly listen until the end... Instagram: @twohumerusnursespodcast Email: [email protected] Music: Switch Me On by Shane Ivers www.silvermansound.com...

Jul 18, 202345 minEp. 33
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