Anthony’s baby is coming soon, but before that we wanted to leave you with another summer review episode, this one all about our health and exercise. Anthony visits the doctor and gets an important awakening. Steven completes his summer running series. Both of them have good run/bike stories to tell, new nutrition commitments, and races on the horizon. Plus they discuss this picture, which will for sure be exaclty what the new Star Wars parks will look like when they completed 20 years from now....
Aug 24, 2015•1 hr 3 min
Two eps in two days? What madness is this? In this episode, the guys use a dumb new ranking system, developed by Steven, to review all the big movies from summer 2015! From the second Avengers to the fifth Mission Impossible, the guys had a lot of fun in air-conditioned theaters these past several months, and are ready to share the best (Mad Max) and worst (Mad Max) of their experiences. How you likin it so far, Ma? Also, they engage in some SERIOUS Star Wars chat. Because they can’t not, you kn...
Aug 15, 2015•50 min
For the first time ever from Anthony’s garage, the Gomer’s are back to review their summers on a series of special podcasts! In this episode, the guys talk about their brief time together about a month ago. They ate a lot! They swam in their middle school pool! They talked about old stories and annoyed their wives! They sucked in their guts to try to impress high schoolers! They peeped into windows! You know, the regular. Also, they talk two-way mirrors, bad movie CGI, Amazon drones, and School ...
Aug 14, 2015•50 min
Since a new member of the family was added to the Gomers, they decided to put out a fun June episode! Join the guys as the talk about Chewie, Steven’s new dog…and they just TRY to follow where the tangents take them from there. Disney World! Personality tests! Concertos! Gomertexts! Star Wars! Fitness goals! Survivor pools! And how to accept a compliment. It’s all here, waiting for you! Have a great June, and Happy Running!...
Jun 01, 2015•1 hr 14 min
After over three months of silence, and almost exactly one year after their Triathlon, the guys are back to catch up the Nation on all things Gomer. In this, the second part of their Spring catch-up, the guys talk reboots: Galaxy Quest! Coach! Jurassic World! Terminator! And oh yeah, Fuller House and Star Wars. That’s how WE felt! They also dig into some feedback concerning Gomernation marathoners, movies they’ve been watching the past three months, and DOING something. Make sure you stick aroun...
Apr 28, 2015•1 hr 11 min
After over three months of silence, and almost exactly one year after their Triathlon, the guys are back to catch you up on all things Gomer. In this, the first part of their Spring catch-up, the guys spend the most time talking about how their training has been sans-Gomer races. They also have a couple HUGE (well, one more huge than the other) announcements you’ll want to hear! Also, much talk about ghost peppers, Apple Watches, brain resettings, and their ideal beach bod. No, not THAT Tron Leg...
Apr 25, 2015•1 hr 9 min
Put on a pointy party hat, blow through an annoying noisemaker, and throw some confetti, the annual New Years’ Special from the Gomers is here! This is the last episode for awhile, and the Gomers go out with a bang. The guys reveal their New Years’ One Word Resolutions, and inspire one another. Then they read a selection of One Word Resolutions from you, the listeners, and you inspire them. It’s just one huge inspiration party. Plus, they tread some familiar waters. Finally, they reveal what’s n...
Jan 13, 2015•59 min
Put on a pointy party hat, blow through an annoying noisemaker, and throw some confetti, the annual New Years’ Special from the Gomers is here! In this first part of two, The Gomers talk about how weird it is that it’s finally 2015, and how that will effect there lives when it comes to Back to the Future memes people are always sending them. And then, more Back to the Future talk! A life-long dream fulfilled! Plus, they talk about how they balance the sacred and worldly during Christmas, then mo...
Jan 13, 2015•41 min
Could it be? Yes it could! After five months of radio silence, Steven and Anthony made a trip back into the recording studio for a special “Breaking the Silence” episode to catch the Nation up on what’s been going on with their favorite Gomers. And of course, the one episode turns into two! In this episode, the guys catch you up with all the OTHER things that have happened in the past five months, including Anthony’s world travels, Steven’s secrets to weight loss, the new iPhones, summer movies,...
Nov 26, 2014•1 hr 8 min
Could it be? Yes it could! After five months of radio silence, Steven and Anthony made a trip back into the recording studio for a special “Breaking the Silence” episode to catch the Nation up on what’s been going on with their favorite Gomers. And of course, the one episode turns into two! In this, Part 1 of the surprise episodes, the guys review their summer triathlon experiences. Steven breaks his PR. Anthony tries a sprint. Steven barfs. Anthony doesn’t. And much more! Hope you enjoy this sp...
Nov 21, 2014•1 hr 7 min
Well, Nation, this is it. The guys spend a good amount of time processing their entire review with these questions: 1. What’s the biggest lesson we learned? 2. What would we have done differently? 3. What are we most proud of? They also spend some time talking about the big end-of-the-season question: What’s Next? Plus, they try to catch up on a year of pop culture in 5 minutes. Oh, those suits. We can’t say “thank you” enough for the encouragement, advice, and motivation you, the Gomernation, h...
May 30, 2014•1 hr 29 min•Season 6Ep. 22
At long last, the Gomers are back with the episode we’ve been working so hard to deliver – the Race in Review! Don’t want to give too much away, but there’s a LOT to talk about…so much that we’ve split the episode in two. This second one, Episode 21, covers the second transition, the bike, and the run, and the big finish! Hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed recording this episode! Thanks, as usual, for all the support! Happy Running, and see you next time for the Season Finale!...
May 19, 2014•1 hr 25 min•Season 6Ep. 21
At long last, the Gomers are back with the episode we’ve been working so hard to deliver – the Race in Review! Don’t want to give too much away, but there’s a LOT to talk about…so much that we’ve split the episode in two. This one, Episode 20, covers all things leading up to the race, the swim, and the first transition. And we’re just getting warmed up! Hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed recording this episode! Thanks, as usual, for all the support! Happy Running, and see you Thursda...
May 11, 2014•1 hr 33 min•Season 6Ep. 20
Oh jeez. This is is – the final regular episode before the big race! The guys spend the bulk of this episode talking through the race beat by beat so they can make sure they are ready – and when they have a question, they try to answer it. It’s therapeutic for them, and entertaining for you – a WIN WIN. That’s gonna be US. What. Remember, the Specials drop Thursday. Get ready to download and donate to help the guys reach their goal, only $1200 left to go! Thank you all for joining us this season...
Apr 20, 2014•1 hr 10 min•Season 6Ep. 19
Anthony gets more than his feet wet in this, the Gomers’ 18th episode! Enjoy this (relatively) short episode where the guys discuss Anthony’s first ocean swim. Here’s a teaser: It’s choppy. Don’t forget to head over to Facebook to watch the video, too! And you’ll also get a little bonus in this episode – out of tune elementary band kids! We think you’ll like it. Monday Survey: We need some pep talks! As we enter our final week before the Triathlon, let us know we can do it! Happy Running!...
Apr 18, 2014•47 min•Season 6Ep. 18
Three weeks to the race, and the Gomers are just the right mix of excited and terrified. And they’ve got a lot to say about it, which made it necessary to split the Episode into two parts! This is Part 2. Steven is in the midst of a “long prep,” including waking up at 5 am, wearing contacts, and cramming himself inside tight clothing. Anthony spends time swimming with someone half the Gomers’ age, and twice their talent. The Nation gives great swimming advice. And the guys remember a show they w...
Apr 12, 2014•48 min•Season 6Ep. 17
Three weeks to the race, and the Gomers are just the right mix of excited and terrified. And they’ve got a lot to say about it, which made it necessary to split the Episode into two parts! This is Part 1. Steven is in the midst of a “long prep,” including waking up at 5 am, wearing contacts, and cramming himself inside tight clothing. Anthony spends time swimming with someone half the Gomers’ age, and twice their talent. The Nation gives great swimming advice. And the guys remember a show they w...
Apr 10, 2014•36 min•Season 6Ep. 17
We’re in the month of the Triathlon, and the Gomers are getting nervous/excited/nervous! Steven starts a fight at the gym. Anthony falls down on his bike. Weight, surprisingly, is not really being lost. Hotel pools mean something different when you’re training for a triathlon. EXTREMELY basic lessons are new to the Gomers. And tons of famous sayings are screwed up. Oh, and dedorkifying a bike is a must. That’s his disappointed face. This week’s survey – if you could give just ONE tip to a new sw...
Apr 05, 2014•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 16
This one’s a doozy, as Steven regales us with the tale of his first ocean swim(s)! Here’s what to expect: 1. The ocean is cold. 2. The ocean is salty. 3. This ocean is big. And that’s just the icing on the cake! Hope you enjoy the episode, and Happy Swimming!
Mar 27, 2014•1 hr 1 min•Season 6Ep. 15
In a flashback/time-warp episode, the guys talk about Anthony’s first ride on his new bike. It’s eye-opening and exciting and we can’t wait for you to hear it and give us feedback. There he is. That’s all you need to know! Enjoy the show, and Happy Biking!
Mar 21, 2014•48 min•Season 6Ep. 14
The Gomers are feeling the increased training in this, the 13th Episode of Two Gomers Race a Triathlon, but that won’t stop them from updating you and trying to be upbeat! Anthony tries nose plugs and a swimming cap, and likes one of them. Steven gets Jelly Legs after tying his first biking/running brick workout. Baby wipes are good for more than wiping your baby. Bikes are special to people, and they talk about them. Drawing for the free tech-shirts takes place. We thank a bunch of people for b...
Mar 11, 2014•1 hr 7 min•Season 6Ep. 13
After a short, AMC-like mid-season break, the boys are back to finish their training for their triathlon! Big news: Steven bought a bike. But not before revealing the picture of himself on his Stawpid Hipster Bike to Anthony and the world. The guys go backwards when they kick. Anthony has discovered his own swimming guru. Steven DOESN’T watch House of Cards while on long bike rides, even though he totally could. Flagstaff is hilly, and it’s undecided whether that’s a good or bad thing. Many memb...
Mar 01, 2014•1 hr 13 min•Season 6Ep. 12
In this, the 11th episode, the Gomers finally start feeling like they’re hitting their stride in the pool! Steven’s building some muscle memory. Anthony is working on his bilateral breathing. Nose plugs rule. Ziplock bags do too. There was a caste system in the Gomers’ Middle School cafeteria. Anthony was going to be an Eagle Scout but his troop folded. The Biggest Losers raced a triathlon. And money clips are better than thick wallets. Careful George, you could throw your back out. Monday Surve...
Feb 06, 2014•1 hr 7 min•Season 6Ep. 11
Episode 10 already? The Gomers are back with more swimming, biking, and running fun! Steven wishes he’d gotten the memo about the film crew at his pool. Anthony gets a compliment from a nice couple. It’s possible to exercise even when you can’t move. Sun in your eyes is reason enough to learn to breathe on the opposite side. Road bikes are more fun than stationary bikes. Listeners share their “hardest thing they’ve ever done” stories. And the Gomers might be Daft Punk. It could be Steven and Ant...
Jan 30, 2014•1 hr 6 min•Season 6Ep. 10
After some confusion, the Gomers eventually agree that this is, in fact, Episode 9. Anthony has a breathing breakthrough. Steven breaks through a long-standing running goal, celebrates a birthday, and gets an encouraging card. He also changes a bike tire. Weird half-marathon injuries. Snorkel and flipper chat. Heather Graham was in Twins. Gibbler was at the half-marathon. Anthony was in a biking gang. There he is! This week’s Survey (again): In a couple sentences, what is the hardest thing you’v...
Jan 23, 2014•1 hr 11 min•Season 6Ep. 9
The Gomers continue to embrace the Year of the Triathlon in this, the eighth episode of Two Gomers Race a Triathlon! The gym is a lot more crowded in January than in December. The guys detail their first (and only?) swim together before the triathlon, including biking and running. Tri shorts leave nothing to the imagination. It’s possible to listen to music underwater. Towel service is too expensive. Steven shares his One Word Resolution. And the guys still have time to talk some Movies to Bike ...
Jan 17, 2014•1 hr 5 min•Season 6Ep. 8
It’s a New Year, and the Gomers are back…and things are starting to get real, fast. The fear of God was put in Anthony on his very first swim with his coach. A listener rebukes the guys, and we listen. Steven is reading a triathlon book and can’t put it down. Touching the wall and the floor of the pool isn’t going to work anymore. The guys talk at length about whether or not they are present in this distracted world. And Anthony reveals his New Years’ One Word Resolution. Monday Survey – Keep th...
Jan 12, 2014•1 hr 3 min•Season 6Ep. 7
Awww, it’s the last Gomer Christmas Special or 2013! Don’t be sad, it’s a fun one! The guys spend most of their time in the Gomer’s Favorite Things section, and the favorite things end up being eerilly similar. Also, stick around past the close for a special gift – the opportunity to listen to the Gomers sit in front of their computers and register for the race! Plus a classic impression to end our holiday season. Not just for decoration. Monday Survey: What’s your New Year’s Resolution? See you...
Dec 23, 2013•50 min•Season 6Ep. 6
Jingle Gomers, Jingle Gomers, Gomers all the way! That’s a new Christmas classic and don’t you forget it! In this, the second Christmas Special of 2013, the guys are full of cheer and wanting to share it with the world. Anthony discovers something very strange about the bells during cross-country flights. Steven faces an embarrassing situation in the gym shower, and makes an interesting choice. Physical therapists can bring epiphanies, and Tony’s does. There are certain movies one must watch thi...
Dec 18, 2013•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 5
It’s that special time of year – when you get to stuff your ears with Gomer cheer! The first 2013 Christmas episode is here! Steven does his first brick workout and his butt hurts. Anthony shares some reflections of his past life as he remembers his Grandma. We bet you ten bucks you can guess Anthony’s indispensable Christmas albums in this week’s S2R2. The Gomeration’s wish lists are something special. The recorder is the perfect holiday instrument. And Steven has a revelation about one of Anth...
Dec 12, 2013•1 hr 17 min•Season 6Ep. 4
