It's time to say goodbye, but only for a while. With Laura's babe due in a matter of weeks, we've decided to go on a little hiatus while she adjusts to motherhood. Although we're wrapping up, we've got two AI readings in this episode as a treat to finish off our run, with a Batman story that absolutely sends us into hysterics. We hope you enjoy this last instalment for a little while and we just want to say a huge THANK YOU to you all for supporting us along our journey so far. We appreciate eve...
Feb 28, 2024•45 min•Season 4Ep. 32
Ever feel like your life is similar to perpetually falling down a flight of stairs? Yes, us too. We all know that life can throw you curve balls, but how you deal with said balls determines how they land - in your hands or in your face. Can you guess how sore our faces are? Fear not! It isn't all doom and gloom in this penultimate episode of Two Flat Whites. We do have a good ol' giggle at an AI bot having a crack at writing a chapter of Harry Potter. Priceless to say the least. Show notes &...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 21 min•Season 4Ep. 31
Fontanelles, tastebuds, blue eyes and more 👶🏻 Babies are fascinating and in this season finale we've lined up some cool facts about them that will BLOW YOUR MIND (unless you know all of this already...doubt it). We also debunk some common baby myths which is cute. Just give us our own TV show already. We can't forget about CHRISTMAS! 🎄 Tune in as we say cheerio to 2023 with a Christmas themed 'Reddit Reacts' segment, which always seems to deliver the goods in terms of people doing shocking th...
Dec 12, 2023•57 min•Season 4Ep. 30
Have you ever wondered why yawns are contagious? 🥱 It's this strange human phenomenon that all of us have experienced before, but why the involuntary bodily response? Well we've done the research for you so take a seat, get comfortable and join us for this cool as heck explanation. Of course on the menu is a fresh set of miserable moments from this duo who simply radiate positivity. Granted, being coughed on by sick children for hours on end is worthy of a complaint or two. We've also got some ...
Nov 27, 2023•56 min•Season 4Ep. 29
Do you have an internal monologue? Can you visualise images in your mind? No? Well my friend you've come to the right place because today we're discussing Anauralia and Aphantasia, the lack of both of these aforementioned things. We're looking at why some people have it and why some don't, why it exists and how it exists. Intrigued? Yes. Also on the lineup - some typical life woes involving separating stomach muscles and a broken Playstation. 'Getting to Know You Q's' gets intimate and deep with...
Nov 13, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 4Ep. 28
Have you ever stopped to think about how Wi-Fi actually works? This invisible energy source zooming around your home, sending information to almost every electronic device you own. WE HAD TO KNOW MORE. In our brand new segment 'Is This a Stupid Question', we dive into the history of Wi-Fi, radio waves, physics and more. While we're on the path of completely nerding out, if you're a fantasy fan, you're gonna love our 'Fav Void Distractions'. Also on the bill this fortnight, we've got a pregnancy-...
Oct 30, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 4Ep. 27
Fright this way! It’s the Halloween edition of Two Flat Whites Podcast 🎃 We love our themed episodes and hope you’re ready for some ghoulish content this week. Ever wondered what Halloween is like for an Australian? Let’s just say we don’t eat candy corn by the bucket load for the duration of October. We’re giving you the history of Halloween and the origins behind the bizarre traditions you’ve come to know and love. We also dive into the intriguing psychology and science behind scare culture a...
Oct 16, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 4Ep. 26
We're back again! Alex has returned from his galavanting tour around Europe while Laura shivered in Melbourne for a couple of months. So in celebration, we're kicking of Season 4 with some very exciting news for you listeners. But you'll have to listen to find out what it is. In this ep we tackle the ever expanding conversation about Aliens and whether they're real and have visited Earth. Spoiler alert, all signs point to yes. We're also talking lightsabers, personal hygiene (again), expensive E...
Oct 02, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 4Ep. 25
Ask and you shall receive! You guys wanted another Reddit Reacts episode, so here is another juicy instalment where we delve into the crazy world of internet chronicles. A WHOLE HOUR OF REDDIT CONTENT WOOH! Reacting to some of the wildest true stories we could find from people around the world. Hold on to your hats because some of these take some ridiculous twists and turns. Don't forget to subscribe to our show to be the first to hear our latest episodes! To follow Two Flat Whites on your favou...
Sep 04, 2023•1 hr 6 min
It's the Season 3 finale! Our main juicy topic of this episode is diet culture. Is it evil or beneficial? Sustainable or setting us up for failure? As always there's a hint of misery in our life updates, involving strained eyeballs and warty feet. Another round of general life habits are uncovered, such as showering schedules and grocery store etiquette in 'How Do You Do'. Have you ever wished you could speak to animals? We have a chat about why that may not be such an amazing skill in 'Would Yo...
Jul 17, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 3Ep. 24
In a miraculous turn of events, Laura turned 30 and didn't cry about it. HUZZAH! This ep we're discussing meme culture. We get into how the term "meme" came to be, how prevalent memes are in our daily lives and most importantly, why. Alex sheds a light on his newest hobbies and why he's decided to prioritise experiencing new things. And don't forget the beloved Reddit Reacts! Imagine finding out your wife is a habitual shoplifter. Or having a mother-in-law so untrustworthy that it ruins your bab...
Jun 26, 2023•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 23
A neggy trip down the road of our latest experiences with customer service. Why did Alex's parents end up an extra $4,000 out of pocket just to get to America? And why is it so hard for Laura to order food at a restaurant? More wild 'Reddit Reacts' from the depths of the web, showcasing an entitled groom to be that just wants to have fun in Vegas and the all too classic tale of a woman being shamed for having a reproductive system. Plus we're talking escalator etiquette and condiments storage in...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 3Ep. 22
We are so addicted to our phones it seems to be as hard a habit to break as smoking. Golly! 'My Miserable Moment' showcases Alex's sensitive 30-year-old tum and Laura's apparently shitty eyesight. We cover questions about living off the grid in solitude and get heavy about what you'd change about your childhood. And we're sharing our 'Fav Void Distractions' with you again so you too can avoid the dread of reality from time to time. Show Notes: https://explodingtopics.com/blog/smartphone-usage-st...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 21
Is the ever growing monster that is consumerism exhausting you? Us too. We take a dainty dive into how it affects our day-to-day lives and mental health, as well as what life would look like without it. Also on the smorgasbord: the listener favourite 'Reddit Reacts' segment and a double 'Tongue Tester' that leaves our mouths dryer than the Sahara Desert 🐪🌵 Don't forget to subscribe to our show to be the first to hear our latest episodes! To follow Two Flat Whites on your favourite social media...
May 15, 2023•57 min•Season 3Ep. 20
Could we possibly have more animal home-invasion stories? The answer is YES. Which critter will enter Laura’s comfort-zone this time? And what medical woes will thrust themselves upon Alex's already painful existence? We've got some juicy philosophical 'Would You Rather' questions to make you contemplate your life. Another unsettling 'Tongue Testers' segment (which we'd rather forget happened). And wrap things up by throwing around some harsh judgement about how we go about our mundane tasks in ...
May 01, 2023•54 min•Season 3Ep. 19
Saucy sleeping, boxing emus, self-inflicted electrocution, and simply just…too much fish. This is just a taste of the absurdity covered in this week's ep. Oh and if you're wondering why we're so existential, we delve into the big doozy: why we left religion. FUN. For our references on the census and religion stats, refer to our show notes in Episode 11. Don't forget to subscribe to our show to be the first to hear our latest episodes! To follow Two Flat Whites on your favourite social media plat...
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr•Season 3Ep. 18
Honestly, this episode is chock full of shock and teeming with terror. Join us on a journey with the squid jerky from hell that we might never recover from. Alex’s spider stories that make Laura want to curl up into a ball and rock back and forth. Does the concept of AI frighten or excite you? And has anyone ever told you you have a nice wand? Well a certain Harry Potter film star can help you there! 🪄 Don't forget to subscribe to our show to be the first to hear our latest episodes! To follow ...
Mar 27, 2023•55 min•Season 3Ep. 17
Two Flat Whites Podcast is back for 2023! With a brand new format, this season is sure to get you gaggling. Laura and Alex take you through their New Year's existential crisis leading to the show’s refreshed format with some brand new segments, including chats about everything from Alex's ugly hands to Laura's friendly haemorrhoid. Don't forget to subscribe to our show to be the first to hear our latest episodes! To follow Two Flat Whites on your favourite social media platform or to support our...
Mar 13, 2023•49 min•Season 3Ep. 16
SLEIGH IT AIN'T SO - A BONUS EPISODE! 😮 It's that festive time of year again and we're here to fill your stockings with a bonus episode all about Christmas! 🎄 What a treat, tee hee. We investigate the origins of Christmas, unpack traditions, regale you with terrifying tales from European folklore and of course, react to some juicy holiday-themed Reddits. Get ready for the fa-la-la-la-laughs 🎅🏻 Show notes and references: ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: Discussion of child death (fictional). ▶️ 'How Did C...
Dec 14, 2022•1 hr 17 min
Contrary to popular belief, being a millennial is bloody rough sometimes. And being a creative millennial? Forgeeet about it. We've got more opportunity and resources than any generation before us (except the housing market lolz), yet we're discontent, disconnected and anxious as f. We're spoilt for choice, yet we're paralysed. WHY? Let's discuss, shall we? 🤷🏻♀️ As a cute little treat, we also get into some deep reflection on the last three years since we recorded our first episode back in 20...
Nov 07, 2022•1 hr 30 min•Season 2Ep. 15
Welcome to Earth, a place where societies run on pure fantasy and we just make up shit as we go along 🌏 In this episode titled 'Nothing Is Real', we explore different aspects of our modern world that just don't seem to make...any sense? Royalty, time, gender norms, money - the list goes on! Dive in to explore the hogwash. Show notes and references: 'Is Time an Illusion?' | Craig Callender: www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-time-an-illusion/ Age of Majority: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_majo...
Oct 24, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 14
You guys loved episode 9 so much, we decided to do a Reddit Reacts Part 2! Once again we delve into the crazy world that is: Reddit. Reacting to some of the wildest true stories we could find from people around the world. Hold on to your hats because some of these take some ridiculous twists and turns...we hope you're ready 😬 The two subreddits we read from in the episode are: 'Am I the Asshole' - a famous thread where people aim to find out if they were wrong in an argument/situation they foun...
Oct 11, 2022•1 hr•Season 2Ep. 13
What would you say if we asked you whether you believe in aliens or not? 👽 Show notes and references: -▶️ Drake Equation - Andrzej Dudnik: www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Ryq6bH2aY - We Asked a NASA Scientist: Do Aliens Exist?: www.nasa.gov/feature/episode-5-we-asked-a-nasa-scientist-do-aliens-exist - Carbon & Silicon-based life: astronomy.stackexchange.com/questions/20858/why-do-aliens-have-to-be-carbon-based-lifeforms - Do aliens exist? We asked five experts - Chynthia Wijaya & Noor Gillani...
Sep 27, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Forever alone or never alone? That is the question 💀 Today we look at the concept of being in a relationship versus being a single pringle, from the vastly different perspectives of Laura (who's currently in a 12 year relationship) and Alex (who has never been in a long term relationship). We'll be breaking down the history of why humans pair up, monogamy, stats and figures, societal expectations and the pros and cons. Show notes and references: - 'The latest census shows proof of how life in A...
Sep 13, 2022•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Isn't it fun to bond over mutual hatred of things? Welcome to Episode 10 - 'Pet Peeves'. The land of impatience, rage, eye-twitching and passive aggressive (not to subtle) hints that what you're doing ain't okay. Don't forget to subscribe to our show to be the first to hear our latest episodes! To follow Two Flat Whites on your favourite social media platform or to support our podcast with a donation, click here: linktr.ee/twoflatwhitespodcast . We love hearing from you! Send us a DM on socials ...
Aug 30, 2022•1 hr 14 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Today we delve into the crazy world that is: Reddit. Reacting to some of the wildest true stories we could find from people around the world. It's amazing what some people are willing to tell strangers behind the veil of the internet. The two subreddits we read from in the episode are: 'Am I the Asshole' - a famous thread where people aim to find out if they were wrong in an argument/situation they found themselves in. And 'True Off My Chest' - a place for people to speak their mind and sometime...
Aug 15, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Are we living in a simulation? You may find it surprising, but all signs point to: PROBABLY. Let’s discuss (and shatter your existence). Show notes & references: - ‘Confirmed! We Live in a Simulation.’ Article by Fouad Khan: scientificamerican.com/article/confirmed-we-live-in-a-simulation/ - ’Are we living in a simulated universe? Here's what scientists say.’ Article by Dan Falk: nbcnews.com/mach/science/are-we-living-simulated-universe-here-s-what-scientists-say-ncna1026916 - Maria Korolov ...
Aug 02, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Should you have children in 2021 and beyond? Is it immoral to have a child? Is it selfish?In episode 7 we discuss the concept of being child-free by choice with a very special guest, our main girl, Catherine. There is a lot to to consider before making this important decision - the state of our planet, environmental impacts, mental health, quality of life, regret, pressure, costs…THE LIST IS ENDLESS! Anxious? You should be. Trigger warning ⚠️ This episode contains mention of pregnancy, fertility...
Oct 21, 2021•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 7
“It takes time to live. Like any work of art, life needs to be thought about.” - Albert Camus. In Episode 6, we tackle the ever lurking beast that is EXISTENTIALISM. This one gets a little heavy, so if you’re not in the right headspace to question your own existence, life meaning or purpose, then give this episode a miss. If you are, good luck and see you on the other side... Show notes & references: - Existentialism definition: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existentialism- Existential Crisis defini...
Jun 17, 2021•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Part 2 of Break My Brain is upon you, you’re welcome. Join us once again, for the second instalment of brain twists as we share some intriguing psychological, futuristic, scientific and behavioural facts with each other in the hopes to bamboozle your mind…again. Show notes & references: - Bleak web-comic on teleportation: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/1 - Does your body really replace itself every seven years? https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/06/28/483732115/how-old-is-yo...
May 25, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 5
