Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode! This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again! CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma. CAST Jack Carmichael as The Narrat...
Aug 27, 2023•17 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad Copy. Caroline Mincks as Tr...
Feb 11, 2023•55 min•Season 1Ep. 17
A Flat Earther’s origin story. Why Randy Dunning is so Randy Dunning. CAST Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Ruzbasan as Young Randy. Addison Peacock as Karen. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Marnie Warner as Mrs. Clement. Ryan Philbrook as Radio Ad. CREW Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellet...
Jan 27, 2023•32 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Stephen Cullen as Simon. Maya Murphy as Millie. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe T...
Jan 19, 2023•26 min•Season 1Ep. 15
Randy and Walt finally agree to be honest with each other. Something weird is going on with Gayle. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe One. Faith Dowgin as The Emalema Bossbabe Two. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. CREW: Writing, Sound Desi...
Jan 05, 2023•44 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Mac and Arlo continue their search for The Owl of Euclid. Mac talks to an old friend. Arlo meets the Void. CAST: Jack Carmichael as Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Graham Rowat as Gary. Tom Laflin as Scott. Ryan Philbrook as Scottie. Newt Schottelkotte as Scooter. Josh Rubino as the Carny. Sena Bryer as Larry. Megan Carter as Alex. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Newt Schottelkotte. MUSIC: Social Kapital from Glad Rags...
Nov 22, 2022•34 min•Season 1Ep. 13
SCP-2FEKAF: Bobo is a special CROSSOVER EPISODE between SCP Archives and Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Randy and Gayle visit Angshin Pass and come face to face with a monster from Randy’s past. (It’s Bobo.) CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning, Trail-Cam Watcher, and Radio Ad One. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Atticus Jackson as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Bryan and Sir Isaac Newton. Rissa Montanez as Barb and the Emalema. Jesse Hall as Brad and Radio Ad Two. Pacific Obadiah as ...
Nov 15, 2022•49 min•Season 1Ep. 12
Randy and Gayle attend a meeting of the Maple Hill Murder Club. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby and Coco. Addison Peacock as Karen. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Torian Brackett as Pete. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Ryan Philbrook as the Orderly and the ...
Nov 11, 2022•33 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his "Catalog of Sins." CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Addison Peacock as Karen. Su Ling Chan as Ameena. Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett. MUSIC Social Kapital b...
Oct 02, 2022•23 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Everyone wants to know the answer. But nobody wants to hear the truth… It's the 12th Annual Conspiracy-Con in Kansas City! CAST Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Erin Lillis as Rosemary Dunning. Josh Rubino as the Carnival Barker. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. Hesham Elshazly as the Conspiracy Bar Friend. David Hanna as the Barte...
Aug 14, 2022•42 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Maya Murphy as Millie. Faith Dowgin as Gloria. David Hanna as Art. Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. Socks Whitmore as The Superfan. CREW: Writing...
Jul 31, 2022•28 min•Season 1Ep. 8
The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Ault as Mac. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Sena Bryer as Larry. Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan. Ryan Philbrook as Doctor 1. Cole Burkhardt as Doctor 2. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Socks Whitmore as the Superfan. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound ...
Jul 07, 2022•26 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone. Charlotte finally remembers to do her job. CAST: Charlie Wes as Ed. Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Kale Brown as Jimmie. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason. Lindsay Zana as Camille. Jessa Jordan as Tasha. Danyelle Ellett as Destiny. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical A...
Jun 17, 2022•29 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Randy and Gayle finally have their Freemason. Now what? CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Su Ling Chan as Debra. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Ryan Philbrook as Smashed Potatoes Ad. CREW: Writing, Post-Production, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Sound Design by Tal Minear. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was crea...
Apr 15, 2022•30 min•Season 1Ep. 5
The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Addison Peacock as Karen. Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness. David Sillars as Doctor K. Sena Bryer as Larry. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker. Sock...
Apr 01, 2022•33 min•Season 1Ep. 4
Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay. CAST: Matthew Woodcock as Walter. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason. Gabrielle Adkins as Amari. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jordan Stillman as Judy. Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil. Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry. Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul. Abby Espiritu as Derby. Phil Sherwood as Jay. Stephen Indrisano as Steve. Claire Gaskell as Evie. Torian Brackett as Pete. Ezra J. Wayne as Peter. Ariel H...
Mar 18, 2022•35 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. David Sillars as Doctor K. Rob Schwarb as Mike. Addison Peacock as Karen. Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Passerby at Park. Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive...
Feb 25, 2022•35 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walter. David Ault as Mac. Addison Peacock as Karen. Michelle Kelly as Charlotte. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Graham Rowat as Newsham. Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie. Maya Murphy as Millie. Adam Clark as Downripple. Ryan Philbrook as...
Feb 11, 2022•40 min•Season 1Ep. 1
A satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning (Zane Schacht) and Gayle Kruger (Lauren Grace Thompson), will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors. Written and Created by Jeremy Ellett. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
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