Depression River
Will Jordan and Junior finally get canceled for going down Depression River or will guest canoer and counselor Joel Bradshaw save the day? Let's talk crockpots, talking stains, and 24k edible gold. Support the show
You really get to know someone when you share a canoe. Grab a paddle and hop in our 🛶.

Will Jordan and Junior finally get canceled for going down Depression River or will guest canoer and counselor Joel Bradshaw save the day? Let's talk crockpots, talking stains, and 24k edible gold. Support the show
Two Dudes in Canoe are heading down our favorite river yet. Join us as we discuss the secret power to relational success, dating advice from 1938, and pet blessings. Also Junior and Jordan have to do an unbiased review of their new sponsor. This is a fun one. Support the show
2 Dudes are trading in the canoe for a romantic gondola ride down Valentine's River. Hop in as we talk about falling in love, falling out of love, and more importantly - how to stay in love! Support the show
You have heard of personality tests but have you heard of pattern tests? Hop in the canoe and take a test that is far more accurate and far more valuable to your life. P.S. We promise we love old people! Support the show
Life is full, sometimes too full to even enjoy. Let's look at some of the habits that are stealing your joy. Not to mention, we have the most unique product we've reviewed... Support the show
Wouldn't it be nice to get away from all the drama, all the stress, all of the noise? Haven't you ever wondered what magical berries taste like? Come on a relaxing canoe ride with Jordan and Junior as they head down Quiet River. Support the show
The Canoe is back after a brief hiatus. Join Junior and Jordan as they set out to talk about the mind of a man, crocs, Canada and biting noses. Whether single or married- this river will give you a glimpse into the y chromosome. Support the show
Hop back in the canoe as we tackle questions about deconstruction, free speech, church hurt, and pronoun confusion. The waters getting choppy. Support the show
The canoe is back from Israel but not without some memorable stories! Hop in the canoe as we talk about what to do when you are stuck in a wilderness. If this episode is encouraging to you share it with a friend. Support the show
The wives are back in the canoe to share some of the annoying things both Junior and Jordan do. Let's have a conversation about how to share your canoe with annoying people. Support the show
There is one thing we all need help navigating. Our phones... Hop in the canoe as we navigate social media, the great resignation, and our overall mental health. Support the show
Hop in the canoe as we talk passwords, sexting, and mental health housekeeping. Support the show
New season, new episode, new segment— same canoe. Season 3. Here we go. Listen & share! Support the show
Hop in the canoe and come celebrate Christmas with us as we talk about how to enjoy this season in a new special way. And don't miss us reviewing each other's Christmas presents. Support the show
Uh Oh... The River is Frozen. So we traded the canoe for a pair of skates because we are going down hard river. We talk about the importance of doing hard things, personal goals to set for the new year, and not to mention robots, because come one, what would a river be without a hypothetical robot question. Support the show
Special Guest Brian Nelson shares the secret to having perfect kids (and by perfect we mean, "eh, pretty good")! Come hear what the Mafia, Hitler, and Tupac have to share about kids AND if we are not back next week with a new episode it is because our wives killed us after hearing us review their thanksgiving cooking. This is a great river to share with a friend! Support the show
Just hear those canoe bells jingling, ring tingle tingling too, Come on, it's lovely weather for a canoe ride together with you... It's a Two Dudes In A Canoe Holiday Special. Hop in the canoe as we talk through some of our favorite holiday traditions, a weird product to review, and what we would do if we had a day left to live. Support the show
Hop in the canoe as we head out to destroy the green-eyed monster. We might even run into some Japanese crabs, toiletless space capsules, and some raw confessions. This is a fun one. Support the show
We are celebrating 25 episodes!!! Hop in the canoe as we look back at some of our favorite moments over the last year. Support the show
Turning our offices into a hammock room, pranks gone wrong, naughty koalas, and lots and lots of fun. This is one river you need to master in your life. This is Fun River. Support the show
This river is not a peaceful one. We go down the rough rapids of anxiety, we play would you rather, a man gets stabbed by a squirrel, and Junior gets real about his own struggle with anxiety. A huge thank you to Janson Roberts founder of the Anxious Church for giving us some practical tools to handle anxiety. Check out more resources at www.theanxiouschurch.com Support the show
This week we are trading in the canoe for a Gondola as we navigate the river of dating. Check out at 8 tips for finding the right person, join us as we review our homemade "Canoucha Kombucha", and find out why Junior is a terrible human being in our "canews" segment. Support the show
Hop in the canoe, we're talking leadership, Cheeto fingers, McDonald's characters and more. Special guest, Scott Ziegler is hopping in too. You don't want to miss this river. Grab a paddle, hop in the canoe- lets navigate Leadership River. Support the show
Warning! This river is shallow! Hop in the canoe as we talk about 4 signs of a shallow person AND how Junior and Jordan became local town heroes. See you on the river. Support the show
Conflict is an inevitable part of life but it doesn't have to be a sucky part of life. Hop in the canoe and let's talk Beer Soap, Chinese Overreach, and how to manage conflict for the better. This is a fun river! Support the show
Season 2 starts with lots of great questions for the river. Is swearing a sin? Is love a feeling? Qa river is always full of surprises. Not to mention we review and rate the best chicken sandwich in Chicago land. Support the show
It's not just about sex. It's time to take back the fight. Join the conversation- lets talk monkeys, castration and mold. This river provides some great tools in the fight to being disciplined and more free. Support the show
Come on, you wish you were happpier. Just admit it! You want to be consistently happpier. This episode will show you how, hop in the canoe. We talk Brady, Elvis, KY, Studies, and 3p’s to cultivate happpiness in your life. This is a fun one. Support the show
Do you have thick or thin skin? How do you get thicker skin? This episode if filled with tests, dead fish, and one tough challenge. Hop in the canoe, lets have a conversation. Support the show
The canoe hosts it's first guests! Lets talk dating vs. marriage, pregnant belly lines, brown eyes & dark complexions. Everything is on the table in the canoe. Support the show