Join Melissa and Jules on a night where they both have drank more and less than they have before. Tonight the talks are about Melissa's long running obsession with Devon Sawa, Jules tangent about the name comeforth, and a bit of a movie review. Grab a drink, and listen to us tangent into oblivion.
Join us as we discuss this A24 movie led by our shared loved for Hugh Grant. Have some drinks, regret decisions, and remind yourself what Melissa says - "It sounds like I am going to have a respiratory issue by being in your house".
Melissa and Jules stay up too late, and drink too much while discussing this 2024 Nic Cage movie. We will play the game of are they too lost in the sauce to review the full movie? Does Melissa want no spoilers? Does Jules have a Mandy repeat? Join and find out!
Join Melissa and Jules to talk about this 2022 thriller about a guy who goes home with a beautiful woman from the bar. How long before Melissa is fully lost in the sauce? How long before Jules has a full breakdown over house size? How long before they reach the end of the movie? Will they stay on track? Grab a drink and enjoy!
Join us for our first episode of season four, and our first recording of 2025! We cover this 2024 movie from what some might call an unconventional viewpoint (Melissa needs to stop watching reality TV). As always staying on point is difficult, but staying drunk is a guarantee.
Welcome back for another extra saucy episode of TDGWH! We will be talking about the 2012 movie The Devil's Carnival. Are Melissa and Jules too drunk? Never! Are they able to review the movie, or discuss anything? Possibly. Is there an uncomfortably long rant about Jules love for Willy Wonka, yes, yes there is. Have all the drinks and enjoy!
New Year, new season, same us! Join us on a New Year's day episode of TDGWH, Melissa began lost in the sauce and Jules caught up and surpassed her quickly. Let's talk about surviving horror movies, Jules hating stealing booze, Melissa being young forever, and probably never discuss the actual movie! Have a drink (or four) and enjoy.
Join us for chats about running through wheat to meet a love, some chats about food, some scary chats about food and food items, procedures you need to be asleep for, and tweaking things you shouldn't. Wish us luck as we watch Flux Gourmet!
Join Melissa and Jules as they review this 2022 Sci-fi horror movie that asks "what happens to a couple in the spooky woods?" Thoughts are had about who is the bad guy, which movie is this like, and is every character actually just Melissa? Have a drink, have some fun, and have some thoughts.
Join Melissa and Jules as the discuss this 2023 horror movie that asks what happens if you bring a possessed girl on your late night show? As always the review is filled with side quests, Jules's love for her boo, Melissa's questionable drink rating system, and some very real questions about Samara's feet from The Ring.
Welcome to part two of our Halloween double feature! Did Melissa get so lost in the sauce she thought she was reliving the Jersey Shore days? Will Jules actually become an urban legend when she grows up? Will they even review an episode? Enjoy this extra saucy episode and wrap up of John Carpenter's Suburban Screams.
In part one of our Halloween double feature Melissa and Jules jump right into the first three episodes of John Carpenter's 2023 show Suburban Screams. Get ready for some shots, doubt, confusion, Reddit rabbit holes, and an all around 'hot in the crotch' kind of night!
Melissa and Jules jump into a long discussion about this 2022 French horror film that asks what would happen if people were fully trapped and cutoff in their apartment complex. Join us for some sauce, prison theory, factions, cockroaches, and a lot of claustrophobia.
Join Jules and Melissa for an extra long, extra side quest filled episode of TDGWH! The confusion in the episode is real, how long will they stay lost? Is it the sauce or this movie? Will they review the movie or just BS for hours? Enjoy this unedited episode for a full look at how neither of them should be allowed to be recorded, and how much we really should remove before uploading an episode!
Melissa and Jules have big talks on this episode of TDGWH. Melissa loves Nic Cage, Jules has some time lost in sauce, the two drink rating minimum argument visits once again. What do they think about this 2019 film? How many side quests do they take? Will Melissa convince Jules to drink Tequila? Find out!
Welcome to episode one of season three, Melissa and Jules spend some time lost in the sauce while discussing this 2018 Indonesian horror film. Enjoy the side quests about R&B stars, Melissa's love for Nic Cage, and fear of Samara. Jules being convinced she is 100% correct, and an all around fun time.
Join us for another episode of side quests! Talk about consent, possibly eating people, Melissa's love for a certain actor, and much more in this episode.
Join Melissa and Jules as they discuss this independent pandemic movie, on a longer than normal episode the Ying Yang Twins, swimming pools, eating people, and Mandy are all part of the side quests.
On this episode we learn about Melissa's knowledge of small town's in Mississippi, Jules falls in love, and some disagreements are had about bunny teeth.
Melissa and Jules have some very unsober thoughts on this 2022 exorcism movie. Big thoughts, big feelings, big drinks, and big hair issues are all discussed. Join along for ride, and see if they can stay awake while drinking hard alcohol.
Jules and Melissa start off on a wild ride while reviewing this urban legend, turned creepy pasta, turned movie. Does one drink too much and have to tap out? How many times will they bring up the logistics of the game? Will Melissa convince Jules to play it? Find out!
Melissa and Jules have some thoughts on this dystopian or dinotopian movie, take a drunken ride with us into the world of Vesper, drones, kids, plants, hoopskirt wearing women and all!
Melissa and Jules do their best to have a serious Q&A with each other about their horror love and roots. Do you think they made any headway into the actual questions, did Jules edit out what she said she would? Listen and find out!
Big talks about sloths, sororities, agreeing on movies, and possibly how we really feel. Join us to talk about Slotherhouse!
Chats of 80's movie tropes, horror tropes, the logistics of time travel, and safety of carnival rides are all topics of discussions on this episode. Can Melissa and Jules get anywhere with out a tangent or a side quest?
Melissa and Jules try to explain what the podcast is all about.
On this episode we watch three shorts on Shudder. Warning, this is where Jules's mic broke, so the audio is a bit iffy. We learn that we are way too old, we can't see without glasses, we never really know what we are talking about, and can't even figure out our own drink rating. Also you can hear about Melissa loving cats (this will be a recurring theme, she really loves them). All in all, we drank enough to have a hard time focusing on this set of watch alongs. Hopefully you are more interested...
We tried to keep it short, we failed! Melissa doesn't know penis implants are a real thing, we discuss MENSA VS MESA. Jules is confident she can size anyone up with a quick guess, are you 5'10 or 6'6, she will know. No one knows what school Melissa went to, but they did some stuff, Jules was happy she was able to pick a movie. All this and way more than you want in this episode.
Well, we're back after the Thanksgiving weekend. We drank way too much to record this, we had some anger issues over the better birth year, desecrating Bruce Campbell's name, and even forgot that it's Malachai not Jebediah in Children of the Corn. We preserved though and made it through the review of the Nic Cage extravaganza that is Mandy. If you haven't seen it join us for our very drunk thoughts. If you have seen it, we're pretty sure you will agree with us!
Welcome to our second watch along! Tonight we watch Daniel Isn't Real, we both had drinks, and theories on what happens in the movie. Who was right, and who was wrong? More importantly, how much did we drink watching the movie? Cheers!
