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Two Crones And A Book

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Welcome to Two Crones and Book where your hosts Chell and Annette will give you honest in-depth book reviews and share book themed rambles that may or may not, on occasions, take a dark and twisty, if not bizarre turn. Reviews start with light spoilers for those of you who may just want to know if the books are any good before reading and then we head to the spoiler floor, where we give a blow-by-blow breakdown for any of you cheeky chappies, who want to sound like you’ve read the book but just don’t have time to read it or those of you that did read it and thought what the f@#k! Either way be warned, every episode will contain spoilers and language that some listens may find offensive thus the explicit rating, so consider yourself warned! Now take a seat and buckle up buttercup, its time to begin….
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Episodes

Ep 70 Summer Shuffle!

Its that time of year where we each get to read whatever we want from our personal TBR piles and then tell the other one if its worth adding to their pile! In this episode we talk Head Full of Ghosts by Paul Trembley and Goblin by Josh Malerman and of course the inevitable digression…. SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. Special thanks to @horrorflicktab for intro / outro production and media support Contact us on: twocronespodcast@gmail.com #TwoCrones #twocr...

May 13, 202434 min

Ep 69 RAMBLE Which horror book scared you the most, ever?

Ramble time!! Join us as we talk about the books that scared us the most..... SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. Special thanks to @horrorflicktab for intro / outro production and media support Contact us on: twocronespodcast@gmail.com #TwoCrones #twocronesandabook #twocronesreview #twocronesshow #twocronesramble

Apr 29, 202419 min

Ep 68 Things Have Gotten Worse Since We Last Spoke by Eric LaRocca

We review a short Things have gotten worse since we last spoke by Eric LaRocca….. Synopsis: Sadomasochism. Obsession. Death. A whirlpool of darkness churns at the heart of a macabre ballet between two lonely young women in an internet chat room in the early 2000s - a darkness that threatens to forever transform them once they finally succumb to their most horrific desires. What have you done today to deserve your eyes? SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. Spec...

Apr 15, 202423 min

Ep 67 What would your book villain's last line be?

Time for a ramble ……. The Crones share what their last lines for literature villains would say…. SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. Special thanks to @horrorflicktab for intro / outro production and media support Contact us on: twocronespodcast@gmail.com #TwoCrones #twocronesandabook #twocronesreview #twocronesshow #twocronesramble

Apr 01, 202418 min

Ep 66 REVIEW Penpal by Dathan Auerbach

Two devasted Crones discuss Penpal by Dathan Auerbach! Book Stats: Paperback – pages 252 No Sleep Recording of Penpal: https://www.thenosleeppodcast.com/episodes/s1/bonus-penpal-i Authors Webpage: https://1000vultures.com/ Synopsis: In an attempt to make sense of his own mysterious and unsettling childhood memories, a man begins to reconstruct his past. As the games and adventures of his youth become engulfed by a larger story, he finds that it forms a tapestry of unbelievable horror that he nev...

Mar 19, 202429 min

Ep 65 Who would narrate your biography?

Ready to Ramble? Find out who The Crones would love to narrate the audio versions of their boring lives….. SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. Special thanks to @horrorflicktab for intro / outro production and media support Contact us on: twocronespodcast@gmail.com #TwoCrones #twocronesandabook #twocronesreview #twocronesshow #twocronesramble

Mar 05, 202414 min

Ep 64 REVIEW This Thing Between Us A Novel by Gus Moreno

Time for another review! This episode The Crones review an Annette pick, This Thing Between Us A Novel by Gus Moreno and it goes down a storm! Book Stats: Paperback – 272 pages Audible duration – 5 hours and 56 minutes Authors Webpage: https://www.gusmoreno.com/ Synopsis: It was Vera’s idea to buy the Itza. The “world’s most advanced smart speaker!” didn’t interest Thiago, but Vera thought it would be a bit of fun for them amidst all the strange occurrences happening in the condo. It made things...

Feb 20, 202444 min

EP 63 What Book do you want to have a sequel?

Annette and Chell talk about the sequels and prequels they never got but desperately wanted and Annette makes Chell’s day! Some of the books mentioned are: The Watchers by A.M. Shine Kingdom of Shadows by Barabra Erskine Case Files of the East Area Rapist / Golden State Killer by Kat Winters and Keith Komos Severed: The True Story of the Black Dahlia by John Gilmore Horrorstore by Grady Hendrix Gruesome Fairytales – Hansel and Gretel by Annalee Adams SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LI...

Feb 06, 202417 min

Ep 62 REVIEW The dark between the trees by Fiona Barnett

Annette and Chell review The dark between the trees by Fiona Barnett, a slow burn creepy tale of 5 women who go into the woods …. What could go wrong? Synopsis: 1643: A small group of Parliamentarian soldiers are ambushed in an isolated part of Northern England. Their only hope for survival is to flee into the nearby Moresby Wood... unwise though that may seem. For Moresby Wood is known to be an unnatural place, the realm of witchcraft and shadows, where the devil is said to go walking by moonli...

Jan 23, 202431 min

Ep 61 RAMBLE Dress Up the Crone!

Chell and Annette answer the question: If you could dress the other one up as a literary character for a day, who would it be? The real question is will they be kind or take the opportunity to torment the other one! Come listen to find out. ***For our international listeners please note that the term ‘fag’ is used in the UK as slang to describe cigarettes similar to the term ‘smoke’. ** SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. Special thanks to @horrorflicktab for...

Jan 09, 202419 min

Ep 60 Crones Christmas Round Up

Its the end of the year! Come join the Crones share their favourite personal finds, out of the podcast, of the year. Theres books, podcasts and box sets from the year. So, if you need to zone out from the festivities come join us, we may tempt you to add something to you pending ‘to be’ piles. Merry Christmas from the Crones and see you in 2024. SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. Special thanks to @horrorflicktab for intro / outro production and media suppor...

Dec 25, 20231 hr 9 min

EP 59 Review 12 Ghosts Podcast

This episode we are talking about the fabulous podcast 12 Ghosts starring the amazing Malcolm McDowell. As if that wasn’t enough, we are fortunate enough to be joined by the extremely talented Tab from podcasts Test Pattern and Stiletto Banshees, as well as the lovely Tiff, also from Stiletto Banshees. As usual we digress, bouncing around into random unrelated topics but, credit where credit is due, Tab and Tiff manage to keep track and match the chaos! SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME...

Dec 12, 202353 min

Ep 58 RAMBLE Who’s your favourite narrator?

Let’s talk narrators! Who’s your favourite narrator and why? As usual this goes off topic but, one thing you have to check out is the reading of Poe’s The Raven by the fabulous Christopher Walken, that we found on YouTube (we are not linked or affiliated with the channel in any way). To listen to the version, we sampled in the episode go to: https://youtu.be/R7G_fZYv8Mg?si=6B7qhIQtBgWvWD03 And the crones email address (that we couldn’t remember) is: twocronespodcast@gmail.com SPOLIERS, MATURE TH...

Nov 28, 202329 min

EP 56 REVIEW The Return by Rachel Harrison

It’s a book review this episode. Annette and Chell review The Return by Rachel Harrison. Is this a debut novel with a kick or a meek flick? Listen as The Crones decide if this is a sinner or winner……. Synopsis: Julie is missing, and no one believes she will ever return-except Elise. Elise knows Julie better than anyone. She feels it in her bones that her best friend is out there and that one-day Julie will come back. She’s right. Two years to the day that Julie went missing, she reappears with n...

Nov 14, 202327 min

Ep 55 RAMBLE Halloween Reads

The spooky season is upon us, Annette and Chell talk about what they like to read and listen to this time of year and what they would like to read over the coming weeks. Some of Annettes favourites are old school 90s classics 13 Tales of Horror a point horror anthology, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark by Alvin Schwartz and a super hard recommendation for The September House by Carissa Orlando which sounds spooky as F@~k. In her to be read pile is Out There Screaming: An Anthology of New Black ...

Oct 31, 202325 min

Ep 54 REVIEW Baba Lanka by Sarah England (aka S.E. England)

The Crones review Baba Lanka Pure Occult Horror by S.E. England (aka Sarah England). Annette finally gets a satisfying revenge scene and Chell develops a new author fixation! Come join us as we work though this British horror… SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE. #TwoCrones #twocronesandabook #twocronesreview #twocronesshow #twocronesramble

Oct 16, 20231 hr

Ep 53 RANDOM The Devil’s Replacement by Michael D. A. Clarke

Random light review of The Devil’s Replacement by Michael D. A. Clarke Synopsis: The Devil is ready to retire from ruling Hell. Before settling down with his sex crazed girlfriend, he must first seek a worthy replacement. Through a series of gripping and connected short horror stories, we meet a variety of candidates potentially ready to take the reins. From the twisted ringmaster of a circus that contains a dark secret, to an unstable superhuman saviour who begins to question whether society de...

Oct 03, 202312 min

Ep 52 REVIEW Dandelion by Alex Bledsoe

The Crones read and discuss Dandelion by Alex Bledsoe to sooth Annettes withdrawal from possessions…. SPOLIERS, MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE.

Sep 18, 202329 min

Ep 51 RAMBLE Why do you love reading?

The Crones discuss why it is they read, is it to broaden their minds? Learn new skills? Or just because its a social acceptableish way to ignore people…… MATURE THEMES AND LANUGAUGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE.

Sep 04, 202323 min

Ep 47 Ultimate Book Themed Home Make Over

What would your ultimate book themed home make over be? Would it be rainbows, fluffy clouds and cotton candy? You can bet your life Annette and Chell’s wont be .....

Jul 10, 202322 min

Ep 46 Summer Shuffle

We have taken the opportunity to read something random from out personal TBR piles and now we have to sell it the other crone! Chell reads Dark Voyage by Helen Susan Smith - a dark and creepy tale about a sea Voyage in 1914 Annette reads She is a Haunting by Trang Thanh Tran a deliciously spooky, yearningly romantic ghost story Join us to find out what we thought and if we can be influenced by the other Crone....

Jun 27, 202331 min

Ep 44 REVIEW Graphic Novel Carmilla by Amy Chu Soo Lee

The Crones take a look at the Graphic Novel, Carmilla by Amy Chu Soo Lee. Synopsis: Before Dracula, before Nosferatu, there was...CARMILLA. At the height of the Lunar New Year in 1990s New York City, an idealistic social worker turns detective when she discovers young, homeless LGBTQ+ women are being murdered and no one, especially the police, seems to care. A series of clues points her to Carmilla’s, a mysterious nightclub in the heart of her neighbourhood, Chinatown. There she falls for the ne...

May 15, 202330 min

2023 Teaser

A taste of the utter chaos to come! Contains adult language and references some listeners may find offensive Mature audiences (18+) only

May 06, 20233 min

Ep 43 RAMBLE Nominated for Sainthood

The Crones each nominate a fictional character for sainthood and the nominations are miles apart! Who would have your vote? Opening theme music Halloween by yazlene star zaq-11976 (pixabay.com) Artwork by Becky Demos

May 01, 202316 min

Ep 42 RAMBLE Just one book forever!

your stuck on a desert island and can only take one book.... what you gonna take? Opening theme music Halloween by yazlene star zaq-11976 (pixabay.com) Artwork by Becky Demos

Apr 17, 202312 min
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