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Two Cents gets Distracted - A Rugby Podcast

Mark Morgan and Tony O'Sullivan rss.com
Legendary Rugby YouTuber Mark from Two Cents Rugby breaks down all of the happenings of the great game of Rugby while Tony from Distracted Sports tries to keep up.
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Episodes

Crusaders Win, Lions Lose, and Mark Fights the Internet

This week, much to our dismay, the Crusaders have done it again—another Super Rugby title, this time over the Chiefs. Meanwhile, Los Pumas pulled off a cracking win against the Lions in a game that had everything, and Razor Robertson has named his first All Blacks squad... complete with a few eyebrow-raisers. Plus, there’s the usual helping of BS, distractions galore, and Mark has a therapeutic moment with some delightfully grumpy YouTube commenters.

Jun 24, 20251 hr 3 minSeason 4Ep. 20

Leinster Lift It, Crusaders Crush Us, Chiefs Charge On

Leinster are champions of the URC after a composed, clinical performance over a Bulls side that just didn’t bring the fire. In Super Rugby, the Crusaders crush our dream (again) of the Blues pulling off a miracle, reminding us what finals footy really looks like. And the Chiefs? They take care of business against the Brumbies in a no-nonsense semi-final display. Plus, we serve up our usual helping of sideline nonsense — bold takes, bad analogies, and a bit of rugby therapy for long-suffering Blu...

Jun 17, 20251 hr 4 minSeason 4Ep. 19

Blues Shine, Canes Collapse, and We Somehow Made It to 100

Well, somehow… against all odds, common sense, and good taste, we’ve made 100 of these little buggers! Celebrate our 100th episode as we welcome some very special contributors, shout into the rugby void, and do what we do best: talk shit and Rugby. The Blues give us a reason to smile (finally), the Hurricanes absolutely soil the linen, and Super Rugby and the URC wobble their way to the sharp, terrifying end of the season. Massive thanks to all of you legends for watching, listening, and enablin...

Jun 10, 20251 hr 22 minSeason 4Ep. 18

Bordeaux Boils, Moana Broils, and Club World Cup Spoils?

Bordeaux take the dub against the Saints in the Champions Cup final, Moana Pacifica cop a hiding from the Chiefs, and whispers of a Club World Cup start swirling. We Talk about it all and also OTHER STUFF. Grab a beer and enjoy!! Massive thank you to Nathan Loughnan. Lets get this awesome lad a job!! https://www.linkedin.com/in/nathanh69/

May 27, 20251 hr 6 minSeason 4Ep. 17

Ardie Savea: Rugby God Mode Activated - 2CGD

This week, Ardie Savea ascended to another plane of existence—dragging Moana Pasifika (and possibly time and space itself) to a mind-melting upset over the Blues. \ The Hurricanes and Highlanders gave us a thriller, and meanwhile, the Force and Waratahs officially waved goodbye to finals footy like that one mate who RSVP’d “maybe” but was never coming.Plus , Tony stares into the crystal ball (or maybe a pint glass?) for another round of Tony’s European Post-Match Predictions . Grab a beer and en...

May 20, 20251 hr 6 minSeason 4Ep. 16

Naming Lions and Ruffling Feathers - 2CGD S4 EP15

The Lions squad is named, the Wallabies are waiting, and somehow we end up talking about... fapping? Rugby's a weird sport—and we make it even weirder. Tony unloads some explosive thoughts about the Lions' that'll make him some new friends up north. We dive into the Lions tour, cover all the Super Rugby, and return with rugby’s fastest-growing game show: “Who Won These Games That Have Already Been Played!?” Grab a beer and enjoy

May 13, 20251 hr 9 minSeason 4Ep. 15

The Annual Leinster Letdown

Leinster bottled it again at the business end of a major tournament—at this point, it's basically tradition. Bordeaux took the chocolates from Toulouse, and Super Rugby delivered a rare treat: actual high-stakes footy. No more everyone-gets-a-medal playoffs—this round mattered . Grab a beer and enjoy!

May 06, 20251 hr 11 minSeason 4Ep. 14

Beavers LOWER LEVEL Backlash - 2CGD S4 Ep 13

Well, Stephen Donald kicked the hornet's nest this week—and naturally, we dive straight in. Not because we care... but because we're after those sweet, sweet angry clicks. We also break down the latest in Super Rugby, chat about the Wallabies' shiny new coach, and fire up everyone’s favourite game: “Can Tony predict European rugby results... after they’ve happened?” Grab a beer, lower your expectations, and enjoy

Apr 30, 20251 hr 10 minSeason 4Ep. 13

I Guess That’s Why They Call It the Blues… (And All the Other Rugby Too!)

Yep, more rugby happened. And like Thanos, the Crusaders' dominance snapped our hopes once again—inevitable pain, folks. We break down all the action from the round and then jump into YouTube’s fastest-growing game show: “Can Tony Predict the Winners of European Rugby... After It’s Already Happened?” Grab a beer and enjoy!

Apr 22, 20251 hr 13 minSeason 4Ep. 12

Well, more rugby happened, but the GOLF!!! - 2CGD S4 EP11

It’s another week of domestic rugby – oh yes it is, and yes, we talk about it! But stick around, because we wrap things up with a massive golf catch-up, diving into Rory’s epic win at the Masters. Other random topics include, STD's the Great Wall of China, and Ancient Macedonian battles Grab a beer and enjoy!

Apr 18, 20251 hr 29 minSeason 4Ep. 11

Super Tight Super Rugby and Super Defense Free Champions Cup

Ohh, and we're back for another week of talking shit and talk balls,,, rugby balls that is. This week, we cover all the Super Stuff but also cast a judgmental eye over the stuff coming down from the north. Grab a beer and enjoy!

Apr 08, 20251 hr 10 minSeason 4Ep. 10

Wallabies looking Lions Ready, All Blacks looking Off the Pace

This week on the pod: Tony cracks open a real beer to celebrate finishing the Hard 75 challenge – finally! We dive into the Aussies making serious noise in Super Rugby and ask the big question: could they actually find success in this year’s Lions series? Spoiler alert... it’s more likely than you think. Plus, the usual healthy dose of BS. Grab a beer and enjoy Also thanks to our sponsor for this week, Sports4Cast - you can see their awesome algo here: https://sports4cast.com/home/...

Mar 25, 202558 minSeason 4Ep. 9

France in the Driver seat, but nothing Guaranteed

A massive amount of Rugby during the weekend, and we talk about running. We then eventually get to the rugby, though. It's all happening. Six Nations is getting super tasty with one and Super Rugby is still producing Bangers. Grab a Beer and Enjoy Massive thank you to the sponsor of this episode, Tweeddale Surfacing Contractors!! Go to their Website - tscnz.com Flick them an email - contact@tscnz.com If you want to sponsor this podcast give ol Marky boy and email - twocentsrugby@outlook.com...

Mar 11, 20251 hr 8 minSeason 4Ep. 7

Super Rugby Keeps Banging out Bangers, but Tony forgets most of it.

Well, well, well—fancy seeing you again! You must be a big 2CGD fan because this is what we call, in the business, a slow week in the season. But I tell you what—if you’re after a podcast where the hosts talk shite for at least the first 20 minutes, and then one of them forgets most of the key events from the weekend’s games… you’re in for a treat! (You may also have a brain injury.) Grab a beer and enjoy! Massive thank you to the sponsor of this episode, Tweeddale Surfacing Contractors!! Go to ...

Mar 04, 20251 hr 7 minSeason 4Ep. 6

French Feeding Frenzy, England Scrape Through, and Wales show Signs of Life!

The Six Nations was back this weekend, and Super Rugby was in its second week. If you want a hard-hitting, thought-provoking rugby podcast that covers all the action...you've come to the wrong place. Grab a beer and enjoy Massive thank you to the sponsor of this episode, Tweeddale Surfacing Contractors!! Go to their Website - tscnz.com Flick them an email - contact@tscnz.com

Feb 25, 20251 hr 11 minSeason 4Ep. 5

Gats Gets Going and Super Rugby Surges

As per usual, we're on the blunt edge of the hot topics and have a wee chat about the departure of Gats and where that leaves Wales. We then get Super Excited about a super start to Super rugby and talk a Super amount of BS. It's Super! Grab a beer and enjoy Massive thank you to the sponsor of this episod, Tweeddale Surfacing Contractors!! Go to their Website - tscnz.com Flick them an email - contact@tscnz.com...

Feb 18, 202558 minSeason 4Ep. 4

England Finally Triumphs Late, Ireland Strolls Through, and Wales Crumbles to New Lows - 2CGD

In this episode, we dive into England’s late victory over France, Ireland’s comfortable win against Scotland, and Wales hitting rock bottom with a 14th straight loss, this time to Italy. As always, we talk a bit of rugby, a bit of nonsense, and yes—we even squeezed in a run before hitting record. Grab a beer and enjoy! A massive thank you to our sponsor for the episode of the Hot Jams Band. Check them out. Online: www.hotjams.ie YouTube: / @hotjamsband Instagram: @hotjamsbandw...

Feb 11, 20251 hr 8 min

France Turns Wales Into Spoons, Scotland Escapes Italian Drama, and Ireland Sends England Packing

Well, there we have it: international rugby is back. The self-proclaimed greatest rugby championship, the Six Nations, was back at the weekend, and guess what? We watched it! We watched it so hard we have comments that you can now listen to. Boy the internet aye...Mindblowing Grab a beer and enjoy! Massive thank you to our sponsor for the episode the Hot Jams Band. Check them out. Online: www.hotjams.ie YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HotJamsBand Instagram: @hotjamsband...

Feb 04, 20251 hr 8 minSeason 4Ep. 2

International Rugby is BACK, and SO ARE WE!

It's 2025, and we are back, not by popular demand but because we've got nothing better to do on Monday evenings. This week, Mark updates Tony on the Rugby world's happenings over the past few months. We also preview the 6 Nations and go over every team's chances or lack of them in Wales's case. Grab a beer and enjoy! Massive thank you to our sponsor for the episode the Hot Jams Band. Check them out. Online: www.hotjams.ie YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@HotJamsBand Instagram: @hotjamsband...

Jan 28, 20251 hr 3 minSeason 4Ep. 1

The 3rd Annual 2CGD's! 2024 Rugby Award Show

The night you've all been waiting for is finally here. A night if Glitz Glam and a very odd statuette!! Join us as we celebrate the best and the worst of rugby in 2024!! Thanks for listening to our weird sh*t talk all year! Grab a wine and enjoy!!

Dec 04, 20241 hr 8 minSeason 3Ep. 34

South Africa Crush Wales, All Blacks look poor – Plus, One Gassy Co-Host!

Well the last full week of the Autumn nations has come and gone, and we focus mainly on Mark controlling his flatulence. Thanks to our sponsor Thumbs Up Yacht Delivery for the beers! Check them out on social media or their website: ► http://tuyachting.com/ ►YouTube: ‪@DirtyDawgSailing‬ ►Instagram: / sailingyachtdelivery Grab a beer and enjoy...

Nov 26, 20241 hr 20 minSeason 3Ep. 33

You lose some, you win some... unless you're Wales

Well another big weekend of test Rugby has come and gone, so naturally, we have an extended conversation about parking. We also eventually get to the Rugby, Grab a beer and Enjoy

Nov 19, 20241 hr 14 minSeason 3Ep. 32

Up the SOUTH | Two Cents Gets Distracted

This is a hectic mistake riddled Podcast this week to match the mistake riddled, hectic but ultimately entertaining weekend of Rugby. Big big thanks to Ballard Barbell and Boxing Club for shouting us the beers!! Check out Ballard's website: https://www.ballardboxing.com/ and Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CxPD1iPxn ... Grab a beer an enjoy

Nov 12, 202446 minSeason 3Ep. 31

England’s New Hobby: Almost Beating the All Blacks

We had bonified legit test match footy to chat about this week and we may have gone over board. In this very long episode we dissect the Abs and the Poms epic encounter, go over Scotland pumping Fiji, whisk over Munster's effort against the XV and look forward to an epic month of November Rugby Grab a beer and enjoy! Big big thanks to Ballard Barbell and Boxing Club for shouting us the beers!! Check out Ballard's website: https://www.ballardboxing.com/ and Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/...

Nov 05, 20241 hr 26 minSeason 3Ep. 30

A shaky looking thrashing | Two Cents Gets Distracted

Well test rugby is back... sort of, the annual stop over cash grab happened again this week and what did we learn? Probably got more questions than answers really. Anyway we nit pick a Japanese pumping and go over the other sporting action over the week. Big big thanks to Ballard Barbell and Boxing Club for shouting us the beers!! Check out Ballard's website: https://www.ballardboxing.com/ and Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/CxPD1iPxn ... Grab a beer an enjoy...

Oct 29, 20241 hr 6 minSeason 3Ep. 29

BS and an old fashioned Q & A

Back at it after a couple of weeks off. We talk a lot of BS in this one but eventually get to your questions. Big big thanks to Ballard Barbell and Boxing Club for shouting us the beers!! Grab a beer and enjoy!

Oct 22, 20241 hr 17 minSeason 3Ep. 28

Boks get in DONE as ABS score after 60 | Two Cents Gets Distracted

Well, that's it for another year of the TRC, and we will get a new champion. The Boks add another trophy to their stacked trophy cabinet while the Wallabies collect spider webs. Grab a beer and enjoy! A massive thank you to 4 Paws for sponsoring this podcast. Please follow below. / 4pawsrun / 4pawsrun

Sep 30, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 3Ep. 27
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