The Batman: There Better Be Glitter

He glitters, he wears platforms, he's hella Sad with a capital 'S' and he's got that hair that screams "I watched my parents get MURDERED and I do not know how to cope so I'm going to punch you in the nose because my eyeliner blinded me" look. No, he's not a part of The Cure. He's The Batman. And in just over two minutes he's going to show you exactly why he's THE Batman. Honestly, RIP to those other cape wearing losers because we're Team Edward ALL NIGHT, baby!