Come for Bella DECIDING, NO MATTER WHAT (*judgmental side-eye*) that she's in TOO DEEP (somehow, already). Stay for our impromptu birthday roast of Melissa (luv youuuuu). Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Dec 09, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 6Ep. 137
Pigeon > Turkey Gray eyes = love interest Jacob + Bella + 5 minutes = broken treaty Gossip = friendship And that's that on that. Write to us with more Twilight math at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Nov 18, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Season 6Ep. 136
It's time for BLOOD TYPING IN BIOLOGY which is probs the best chapter in this book (until we get to the next chapter and that other one, but then there's also Port Angeles...). Did you ever notice how hilariously bad Edward is at keeping this secret?? We're having a great time and you should def come along with us. Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rat...
Nov 18, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 6Ep. 135
Bella and Edward have electrifying, mysterious, buck wild chemistry as they talk about nothing. Incredible. Amazing. All the boys are obsessed with Bella...but we're obsessed with this book. Have questions about the publishing industry? We'll be answering some on a Patreon bonus episode, so head on over to subscribe and ask your questions. You can always write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patr...
Nov 04, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 134
Bella almost gets hit by van, and life is beautiful. Remember the mystery and majesty and adrenaline rush of having a CRUSH? Two questions: Have we identified Stephenie’s greatest skill? And if you had a near-death experience in high school, would you have been a Bella or a Melissa? WRITE to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com to let us know! Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitt...
Oct 28, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 6Ep. 132
Hello listeners! In this episode we reread chapter two of Twilight! Bella, Edward, and Charlie both exhibit red flags, we ask ourselves hard questions (are we annoying?), and THE LOVE STORY BEGINS! Don’t look now listeners, Edward Cullen is staring at you… Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 6Ep. 132
WE MISSED YOU LISTENERS!!!! We’re back with the first episode of our Twilight reread. Let’s head into the forest together <3
Oct 14, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 130
We're kicking back with YOUR listener emails and wrapping up season five (!!!) Why aren't the Cullens tryna lick dandelions? Whatever happened with Maya's game of Survivor? What're our fave YA love triangles? What music are the Cullens listening to? Plus some book recs and theories from your fellow listeners! Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast Subscribe and follow us to hear when we're back with TWILIGHT this fall <3<3 @Twilight_Phase on Twitter...
Aug 26, 2023•44 min•Season 5Ep. 130
We can’t believe we made it!! The end of the saga has arrived. We agree the ending of this is actually pretty cute, and we get a lil sappy reflecting on what this journey has meant to us. Thanks for being here <3. We’ll be back next season with more Twilight! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Aug 19, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 5Ep. 129
This is the climax of the book (the series??), if you can believe it (we can't). Bella's shield works perfectly therefore nothing happens, and Alice arrives triumphantly with a plot point whose monologue will solve the entire conflict. Yay! Somehow there’s only one chapter left in Breaking Dawn—come with us as we finish out this ~~~~~saga ~~~~~~~~together 🥲 Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter a...
Aug 12, 2023•54 min•Season 5Ep. 127
A lot doesn’t happen in this chapter of Breaking Dawn (this book is almost over??) but we do get the worst sentence in the whole series, probably. Tune in to hear what made us collectively gag! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Jul 15, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 5Ep. 127
Welcome back listeners!! It's time to talk about how Aro is highkey a great villain, the vibes of the chapter are immaculate, and also how somehow SMeyer pulled off six and a half pages of walking. Now that's art!! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Jun 24, 2023•58 min•Season 5Ep. 126
Hey listeners!! In this episode we discuss Bella's flammability, her sexiness despite another head to toe khaki look, and the mysterious disappearance of Jacob. Do we...miss him? Nah!! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Jun 17, 2023•45 min•Season 5Ep. 125
A small child receives a PROMISE RING (!!!) and Alistair's departure stirs up DRAMA. Meanwhile Bella decides having a mom doesn't sound that important anyway. Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Jun 04, 2023•59 min•Season 5Ep. 124
Suddenly, a noir interlude. Enter, Bella the femme fatale. Like the memory of a fever dream, we’re transported across Seattle as Bella uses her newly acquired, dastardly charms to solve the mysterious mystery of the elusive J Jenks. Get your passports ready!! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
May 13, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 123
Remember those million other vampires from all over who show up in Breaking Dawn? Us neither, but we get to meet alllllll of them this week!! There's so many of them there's an index, and we're mad about it!!!! Write in to tell us which racism in this chapter makes YOU the angriest at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
May 06, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 5Ep. 122
Get ready for a thorough and convenient description of various Volturi talents. Also, Melissa is thriving on a trip to Colorado and I know you wanna know about that too. What would Survivor: Twilight Edition look like?? Write in to tell us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Apr 29, 2023•55 min•Season 5Ep. 121
Listeners, you keep us young. We love you so much. In this episode, we ask ourselves the important questions: how do you pronounce Eleazar? Is this the most dramatic Edward has ever been? (no.) And most importantly, how do you tell your family friends that you have a half vampire baby waiting to meet them??? Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write in with thots at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumbl...
Apr 15, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 5Ep. 120
Hey listeners, quick question: if you received bad news, would your response be to stare, unblinking, into the eyes of your beloved? For about nine hours straight? JUST WONDERINGGGGG. The Cullens minus Alice and Jasper go for a light jog followed by a devastating revelation . . . and then they break out . . . THE GLOBE. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write in with thots at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasep...
Apr 08, 2023•54 min•Season 5Ep. 119
Hey, fam! On this week's episode, we continue to marvel at how the plot is finally coming together, with only 30% of the book left. Quick head's up-- Bella still isn't psychic, Alice's visions still don't make any sense, the Volturi are back like they never left, and we are still bamboozled by all of this. So it's ALMOST like the first 70% of Breaking Dawn didn't even happen. Almost. (also lol we are probs not gonna be back until ~4/8 'cause we got other places to be, kinda like Alice at the end...
Mar 19, 2023•52 min•Season 5Ep. 118
We’re back baybee!!! Maya has returned from Europe to find a special surprise!! And best of all: WE FINALLY GET SOME PLOT! Remember those Volturi? Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write in with thots at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Mar 12, 2023•1 hr•Season 5Ep. 117
Listeners! Tell us, how many houses have YOU demolished through seggs? Is it more or less than the number of 23 year old grandpas you know? What about the number of arm wrestling competitions you could win against Emmett? This chapter is a weird, fun hodgepodge and we're grateful to have you here with us! (Btw Maya is actively gallivanting around Europe so we'll be back in two weeks!) EDIT 2/26: reuploaded to fix some audio issues at ~1 hour. Thanks, fam!! Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightp...
Feb 25, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 5Ep. 116
Jacob continues to Jacob by making momentous decisions without consulting anyone else, obvs, and to our frustration it just keeps working out for him!!!! Bella almost jumps Edward's bones right there in front of god and everybody. (Maya is on her way to gallivant about Europe so we plan to be back in two weeks!!) Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write in with thots at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast....
Feb 11, 2023•53 min•Season 5Ep. 115
THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write in with thots at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 114
Y’all, is there even a PLOT to this book currently?? Why are we still HERE. This chapter is just a smorgasbord of minute information that takes us nowhere. We’ll let you know when the conflict enters the room (it hasn’t yet). Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write in with Twilight related New Years resolutions at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Jan 22, 2023•49 min•Season 5Ep. 113
Happy new year, listeners! In this episode we delve into some deep questions. Such as Jacob claims he needs to be with Renesmee. . . why doesn’t Jacob neeeeeed to be with Edward? Also why is Renesmee so creepy? Why didn't the movie just cast a baby? And most importantly, WHY HAS THE LIZARD THEORY NOT BEEN LOOKED INTO BEFORE THIS? Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Write in with Twilight related New Years resolutions at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Pha...
Jan 07, 2023•59 min•Season 5Ep. 112
WE'RE BAAAACK! And we come bearing glad tidings: our girl Bella is perfectly perfect at being a vampire. Her first hunt is like Vampire Finals and she's ruining the curve. Also she thinks her vampire power is just loving Edward sooooooo much which is embarrassing but okay girl do you. We missed you guys! Thanks for going into the forest with us. <3 While you're there, join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Phase...
Dec 17, 2022•53 min•Season 5Ep. 111
Bella can literally see everything, including how excited we are to finally be done with Jacob's chapters. Our girl's a vampire now!!! Write in and let us know: What do you want to see with your vampire eyes? And what is the weirdest thing you think Emmett did as a newborn? While you're there, join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com...
Nov 19, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 5Ep. 110
Bella describes her pain for approximately twenty pages and it's STILL better than all of Jacob's chapters!! Our beloved heroine is back and she's about to be reborn, baby! *cue that dramatic shot from the movies where Bella's eyes pop open and they're blood red* You can still go to our Patreon (even if you're not a patron!) to submit your best RenesName! While you're there, join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Check us out at @Twilight_P...
Nov 12, 2022•58 min•Season 5Ep. 109
THIS IS IT. THE BIRTH. . . . . . Go to our Patreon (even if you're not a patron!) to submit your best RenesName! Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com
Nov 05, 2022•1 hr 13 min
