Ep. 99: Kristen Stewart's Pointy Cheek Face
Aug 20, 2022•57 min
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Episode description
Y'all, this chapter is absolutely WILD, please join us. Is this a fanfic introducing a storyline where Edward, Bella, and Jacob become a throuple? NO? Are you sure??
Jacob lies eyes upon emaciated pregnant Bella, and does not imprint on Resurrection. Please submit your 5,000 word essays on the literary, real-world, and biological implications of this fact to twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com.
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