Do Sy, Gordon, and Jamie dress in drag in this chapter? Have a listen to find out! Do you want to see wildbow dress in drag? Well, I can’t help you with that. But I can help you help keep his stories coming by donating on PayPal or Patreon. Music for this arc is “Danse of […] The post Stitch in Time 4.7 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Aug 17, 2017•31 min
You may think I pronounced a name incorrectly in this chapter. I did not. Wildbow will eventually share the answers to the mysteries he creates with us if we keep donating to his PayPal and Patreon. I highly recommend it. Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: […] The post Stitch in Time 4.6 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Aug 13, 2017•31 min
This chapter contains a subtle knife pun. You’ll have to be pretty sharp to catch it. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. The post Stitch in Time 4.5 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Aug 10, 2017•29 min
Please, enjoy this truly fascinating dialogue. I promise that both conversationalists are playing one level higher than you. Of course, wildbow is always playing one level higher than you. Therefore, you should donate on PayPal or Patreon. Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 […] The post Stitch in Time 4.4 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Aug 06, 2017•30 min
Well. It appears this won’t just be a leisurely jaunt through a quaint little storybook town. Whoever could have guessed? Now, who wants to hear a little more about Sy’s backstory? Personally, I live for backstory. It’s my favorite part of any character’s development. Suffice to say that this chapter has some especially juicy tidbits […] The post Stitch in Time 4.3 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Aug 03, 2017•35 min
Girls are scary. But they’re even scarier in large numbers. Fund more scary girls by donating to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon! Music for this arc is “Danse of Questionable Tuning” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. The post Stitch in Time 4.2 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Jul 30, 2017•34 min
Phew. After that adventure in the Bowels, I’m glad the Lambs can relaxative a bit now. That is, thank heavens they managed to rectumify the situation. That is, those kids sure have a lot of moral fiber. … Okay, okay, I’m done. But really, it looks like the only one happier to get out of […] The post Stitch in Time 4.1 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Jul 27, 2017•30 min
Enjoy a slice of life from your typical Radham resident – that is, the story of an innocent person in a completely awful situation that came about through no fault of their own. As with most enemy chapters, the following content is somewhat more PG-13 than the rest. This episode is brought to you by […] The post Lips Sealed 3.x first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Jul 23, 2017•39 min
This is one of those chapters where wildbow hints at what the world of Twig is really like beyond the Lambs. I’m still trying to pinpoint what the recent war in this world is an analog for in ours. We also get a small hint of the theory behind Wyvern that makes the drug “work” […] The post Lips Sealed 3.10 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Jul 20, 2017•39 min
Brace yourself for the gripping climax of arc 3. Honestly, this chapter reads just like one of those dime novels Sy keeps mentioning. It sure is a good thing they aren’t in that kind of story, am I right? They’d be doomed. Oh, wait… Facilitate the continuing creation of these cheap thrills by donating to […] The post Lips Sealed 3.9 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Jul 16, 2017•40 min
If you like Helen, this is a good chapter for you. Helen would like you to please donate to wildbow on PayPal or Patreon! Pretty please with sugar on top? Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. The post Lips Sealed 3.8 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Jul 13, 2017•36 min
Will Sy finally get his precious answers about Sub Rosa in this chapter? Who knows! But in the meantime, there’s a pretty neat little bit of foreshadowing in this chapter. I won’t tell you what it is, but have fun guessing. WARNING: In this chapter, Sy describes an accent as “German, possibly, or Dutch.” Obviously, […] The post Lips Sealed 3.7 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Jul 10, 2017•35 min
Have you ever wondered about the strange creature called “Gorger”? Have you wanted to know what I imagine he sounds like? Do you long to meet this terror in the flesh? Me neither. But sadly, today is not our lucky day. At least he seems to be on the Lambs’ side…this time. If you’d rather Gorger not pay […] The post Lips Sealed 3.6 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
May 28, 2017•37 min
This is the chapter in which we meet one of my personal least favorite characters in the story. You’ll be able to tell who she is because her voice is quite possibly the most annoying so far. Donate to wildbow on PayPal and Patreon! Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under […] The post Lips Sealed 3.5 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
May 03, 2017•37 min
Here’s a chapter that hints at some interesting information about the Lambs’ training. As a matter of fact, I rather approve of the particular sort of “testing” Sy talks about here. Know what I’d also approve of? Giving wildbow your support on PayPal or Patreon! Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed […] The post Lips Sealed 3.4 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Apr 19, 2017•35 min
In which Sy once again takes a great risk on behalf of his little family. But then again, what else is new? One thing that isn’t new: My usual request for you to give wildbow your support on PayPal or Patreon. Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 […] The post Lips Sealed 3.3 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Mar 28, 2017•32 min
The Lambs get into their first real job with Mary as a member of the gang. (That dull, pointless busywork didn’t count.) Looks like Mary won’t be the one having a hard time, though. Oh, and we also get another delightful little peek at just what kinds of experiments are done down here in the Bowels. It […] The post Lips Sealed 3.2 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Mar 23, 2017•32 min
Welcome back to Radham. Sy is quite frustrated with the Lambs’ current assignment. I don’t think anything more needs to be said, so let’s get right down to it. Donate to wildbow with PayPal or Patreon! Music for this arc is “The Complex” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more […] The post Lips Sealed 3.1 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Mar 14, 2017•36 min
(Content warning: This chapter contains graphic descriptions of trench warfare. Normally I leave warnings like this to the podcast description and front page of the website, but this chapter is significantly more intense than any previous ones. If a setting on the front lines of a war may cause you distress, please make sure you […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.x first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Dec 25, 2016•31 min
In which Sy discovers why Professor Hayle was so testy about those badges. This chapter also features foreshadowing that will take the rest of the work to fulfill. Wildbow appreciates your donations on his donation page and his Patreon. Music for this arc is “Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.11 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Dec 25, 2016•42 min
If you want to learn more about stitched, this is the chapter for you. If you’re eager to find out whether Mauer will ever see Sly as an equal, this is the chapter for you. If you want to listen to another chapter of Twig, this is the chapter for you. Donate to wildbow on […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.10 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Dec 23, 2016•33 min
In which Mauer finally catches on that the Lambs are actively working against him. (Took him long enough, if you ask me.) Remember, it’s very important to donate to wildbow on his donation page and on Patreon. Music for this arc is “Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.9 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Dec 23, 2016•31 min
My goodness, Sy has quite a thing for Reverend Mauer – and for Cecil as well, after a fashion. Let’s see how the Lambs set up their chessboard. Don’t forget to donate to wildbow at his donation page and on Patreon. Music for this arc is “Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.8 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Dec 22, 2016•30 min
Our first extended encounter with the good Shepherd – er, Reverend. How will it go? In other news, donate to wildbow at his donation page and on Patreon! Music for this arc is “Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. The post Cat out of the Bag 2.7 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Dec 20, 2016•32 min
Badges? Wildbow, as always, appreciates your support at his donation page and on Patreon. Music for this arc is “Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. Learn more at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/. The post Cat out of the Bag 2.6 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Nov 13, 2016•33 min
In which it is revealed that Hayle is actually unusually reasonable for a black coat professor, at least from Sy’s point of view. It’s really incredible how good our Sly is at getting himself into trouble, isn’t it? Poor Gordon. It really does keep getting worse. Support wildbow! Make a direct contribution! Join his patrons […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.5 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Nov 13, 2016•35 min
Ready to hear me do some more voices? Maybe attempt an accent? I didn’t realize until rereading this very chapter that this series is set in the Crown States of America. Keep an ear out for some more easy-to-miss tidbits about the world of Twig in this installment of the Lambs’ adventures – plus the long-awaited […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.4 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Nov 11, 2016•34 min
Wow, I am on a roll here. High five, me! *high five* Time for some tea to soothe my poor voice after reading so much Walter. (Listen to the chapter and you’ll see why.) Donate to wildbow! Donation page and Patreon. If we contribute enough per month, he sometimes writes extra chapters! Music for this arc is […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.3 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Nov 04, 2016•31 min
A new chapter so soon? My goodness! Remember, you can download or listen to any episodes at audiotwig.audiotwig.dauber.kim or find us on iTunes at Twig Audiobook. As always, donate to the original author on his donation page or by subscribing to his Patreon. Happy listening! Music for this arc is “Babylon” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.2 first appeared on Twig Audiobook ....
Oct 31, 2016•30 min
Hello again, listeners! Here’s your first taste of Arc 2: Cat out of the Bag. My voice is back, along with Sy and his friends. What sort of biopunk trouble will they get themselves into this time? Only time will tell. In other news, a new arc means new music! Many thanks to Kevin MacLeod for […] The post Cat out of the Bag 2.1 first appeared on Twig Audiobook .
Oct 29, 2016•31 min