Amy and Riley discuss Erika Jayne and Jesse Solomon having sex right after the NBC Upfronts, Dolores Catania moving to Rhode Island ASAP, and Janet Caperna's major mistake. (00:00 - 26:50) We then discuss the unremarkable season 9 finale of Summer House - "Summer House of Horrors". (26:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from ...
May 23, 2025•1 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 209
Amy and Riley discuss David O'Russell's latest workplace tantrum, the Summer House spin-off rumors, Lindsay Hubbard's new big apartment, Jesse Solomon on the Tink (sp?) podcast, and even more breaking news that those four news stories. (00:00 - 34:30) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 6) - "We Need to Talk About Danny". (34:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear e...
May 21, 2025•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 208
Amy and Riley talk about Lisa Vanderpump and her various accolades. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...
May 18, 2025•6 min•Season 1Ep. 207
Amy and Riley discuss the Tom Cruise's lackluster reception at the Cannes Film Festival, Lindsay Hubbard being spoiled rotten by Turner Kufe on Mother's Day, and Scheana Shay's post-Vanderpump Rules sorrow. (00:00 - 31:40) We then discuss the latest iconic episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 14 - "The One With The 9:00pm Manicure". (31:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus...
May 16, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 206
Amy and Riley discuss the BravoCon 2025 announcement, RHONY being completely cancelled never to return, Emmy Sharrett and Will Kulp's wonderful upcoming marriage to each other, and way more news than even that. (00:00 - 30:40) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 5) - "Drunk Danny Revisted". (30:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're re...
May 14, 2025•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 205
Amy and Riley discuss the bounty of four new Bravo shows that are being bestowed upon us, the end of Sutton and Avi's wonderful partnership. the online feud between Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard, and our new sponsor - Pedigree Drizzlers. (00:00 - 40:35) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 13 - "The Changing of the Tides at the Beach". (40:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become...
May 09, 2025•1 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 204
Riley gets pissed about Lisa Vanderpump on WWHL. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 08, 2025•7 min•Season 1Ep. 203
Amy and Riley discuss Luke Broderick saying that the food at SUR is pure shit, Lindsay Hubbard teasing that she might be on the next season of RHONY, and even way more news that. (00:00 - 19:50) We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 4) - "Santa Barbara Bags and White Flags". (19:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping ...
May 07, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 202
Jax Taylor has a meltdown at SUR. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
May 04, 2025•9 min•Season 1Ep. 201
Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright ranking Jax Taylor's sexual prowess between a 2 and a 7 on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 trailer, Vanderpump Villa, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 28:20) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 12 - "Red Flags and McDonald's Bags". (28:20) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear e...
May 02, 2025•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 200
Amy and Riley discuss Dorit and PK's impending divorce, our thoughts on Vanderpump Villa, Craig Conover's favorite books, Gizelle Bryant on Watch What Happens Live, Erika Jayne getting Tom Girardi's client's lottery winnings as part of her monthly allowance, and much more. (00:00 - 40:10) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 3) - "The Boys Chat Mole". (40:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon...
Apr 30, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 199
Amy and Riley discuss Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clarke Schroeder having sex in Hartford's ball pit after her first birthday, Fyre Festival Featuring Amy and Riley from Turtle Time, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo's new book on the New York Times Bestseller List, Alex Baskin on the Nick Viall podcast, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 23:23) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 11 - "Reading Between the Tanlines". (23:23) If you enjoyed this episod...
Apr 25, 2025•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 198
Amy and Riley discuss George Clooney's new hair, Mia Thornton leaving Real Housewives of Potomac, Garcelle and Sutton's fractured relationship, Joe Exotic getting married, and Tom Schwartz' new podcast, Detox Retox. (00:00 - 34:30) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 2) - "The Cauchi Homestead". (34:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We'...
Apr 23, 2025•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 197
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Garcelle Beauvais' exit from RHOBH, Taylor Ann Green leaving Southern Charm, Lisa Vanderpump's latest US Weekly interview, and many other updates that you will definitely consider as news. (00:00 - 29:35) We then discuss the season 2 premiere of The Valley - "What Hath Jax Wrought?". (29:35) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 10 - "Hope Lo...
Apr 17, 2025•2 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 196
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Blue Origin space flight, Coachella fever, the RHOSLC and Below Deck crossover, Tom Schwartz' interview on the E! News red carpet, The Baldwins, and so much more stuff that you'll definitely feel like you listened to Amy and Riley talk about news. (00:00 - 37:27) And then we discuss the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 6 - "Kenya Moore Twirls Down to Hell". (37:27) ...
Apr 15, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 195
Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney eat pizza in bed. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Apr 14, 2025•6 min•Season 1Ep. 194
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Ally Lewber's interview on the The Viall Files, Seth Rogen announcing his favorite Vanderpump Rules cast member while eating chicken wings, as well as other newsworthy updates. (00:00 - 21:05) We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 9 - "Breaking Bread". (21:05) As well as Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14 reunion. (1:18:...
Apr 10, 2025•2 hr•Season 1Ep. 193
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the sale of Rocco's West Hollywood and what that means for Brittany Cartwright, Paige DeSorbo's New York Times article, and even more than that! (00:00 - 15:30) We then discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion and our thoughts on the season overall. (15:30) And finally, we talk about the Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 5 - "What's Lower Than Hell?...
Apr 08, 2025•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 192
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley interviewing Brittany Cartwright and Jason Caperna, Lisa Vanderpump on the Hot Mic podcast, Victoria Lee Robinson and Tom Sandoval having sex after eating oysters, and much more! (00:00 - 30:55) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 8 - "Lexi and Jesse Make It Official". (30:55) As well as Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ...
Apr 03, 2025•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 191
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart making out on the New York City Subway as well as the current slate of plays on Broadway. (00:00 - 6:15) We then discuss Part 1 of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion. (6:15) And finally, we talk about the last two episodes of Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 3 and episode 4 - "The Man in the Basement" and "A Brit Too Much" (55:20) I...
Apr 01, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 190
Amy and Riley discuss Burt Schwartz moving to Los Angeles. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Mar 31, 2025•9 min•Season 1Ep. 189
Amy and Riley discuss what contemporary Oscar-winning films Lisa Vanderpump would enjoy. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...
Mar 28, 2025•8 min•Season 1Ep. 188
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas owing 3 million dollars to the government and Garcelle Beauvais leaving RHOBH after 5 seasons. (00:00 - 15:30) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 7 - "What Did Jesse Solomon Do". (15:30) As well as the delightful season 14 finale of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - "The Coordinated Attack Against Sutton...
Mar 27, 2025•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 187
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the trailer for Vanderpump Villa season 2 and whether or not West Wilson's penis popped out of his underwear on last week's episode of Summer House. (00:00 - 21:27) We then discuss the horrendous season 10 finale of Southern Charm - "The Legend of Shep William Rose". (21:27) as well as the Summer House and Southern Charm after shows. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Ti...
Mar 25, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 186
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Southern Charm season 10 reunion trailer, the reason Jax Taylor got fired from Vanderpump Rules, and fashion at the iHeart Awards. (00:00 - 26:45) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 6 - "Craig on Trial at Sea. (26:45) As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 16 - "Sutton on Trial at...
Mar 20, 2025•1 hr 59 min•Season 1Ep. 185
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the new crop of Bravolebrity memoirs, Tom Cruise finding love, and the latest Vanderpump Rules reboot news. (00:00 - 20:50) We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 14 - "Enough Tears to Fill Up an Ocean". (20:50) And finally, we talk about the latest episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta - season 16, episode 2 - "Much Ado about Dennis and Drew". (1:15...
Mar 18, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 184
Riley and Amy discuss Carl Radke's upcoming memoir, Cake Eater. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...
Mar 17, 2025•6 min•Season 1Ep. 183
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss The Valley season 2 trailer, Tom Sandoval being on the cover of US Weekly, and Dorit Kemsley countering the claims that she doesn't pay people that work for her. (00:00 - 28:00) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 5 - "Red Flags and Dirty Rags". (28:00) As well as the horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, e...
Mar 13, 2025•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 182
Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss King Charles III's Apple Music playlist, Brittany Cartwright's response to Jax Taylor's Hot Mic interview about his cocaine addiction, Tamra Judge leaving RHOC, James Kennedy taking a selfie with Andrew Tate and his brother, and the simmering online feud between Lindsay Hubbard and West Wilson (00:00 - 47:50) We then discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 13...
Mar 11, 2025•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 181
Riley discusses Brady Corbet's film, The Brutalist. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Mar 11, 2025•6 min•Season 1Ep. 180
