On today's episode of Turtle Time - "No Soup For Us" - we talk about Mr. Scorsese, the new documentary on Martin Scorsese, Richard Linklater's upcoming double feature, Next Gen NYC season 2 filming, and Heather Gay's new show, Surviving Mormonism. (00:00 - 37:00) We then briefly discuss this week's awful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 3 - "Checking In Again on The Chin Check". (37:00) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake Ci...
Oct 22, 2025•1 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 269
In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 7 finale of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Scheana Shay adopting Adam Spott a penguin but never giving it to him. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See a...
Oct 20, 2025•6 min•Season 1Ep. 268
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees" - we start by discussing Steve McBee Sr.'s sentencing to prison for two years, McBee Dynasty getting renewed for Season 3, and the US Weekly cover dedicated to RHOSLC. (00:00 - 24:50) We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 15) - "Shannon Eats a Weed Muffin". (24:50) And finally, we say goodbye to this season of RHOM, by recapping the final part of the R...
Oct 17, 2025•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 267
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Soup Man Cometh" - we talk about Dr. Wendy Osefo and Happy Eddie being booked on felony fraud charges, Ariana Biermann and Hudson McLeroy breaking up, and the viral disinfectant ad that's "cleaning up" against the competition. (00:00 - 24:15) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "It Was Mint To Be". (24:15) And finally, we recap this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 5 - "The Gif...
Oct 15, 2025•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 266
On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Brittany and the Beast" (Season 7, Episode 20), we discuss Brittany Cartwright's fascination with "Beauty and the Beast" and how it applies to her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life,...
Oct 13, 2025•7 min•Season 1Ep. 265
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Tale of Julia and the Haitian Mortician" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's elimination on Dancing with the Stars after her enchanting dance to the Star Wars Cantina Theme Song, and then we break down the Southern Charm season 11 trailer. (00:00 - 18:30) We then recap the second part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "Adriana's Heart". (18:30) And finally, we discuss this week's dreadful episode of The Real Housewives of Orange Co...
Oct 10, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 264
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Muzzy Dearest" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright possibly getting surgery to remove her implants, Johnny J and Alexis Bellino getting married, Southern Charm coming back for season 11, and the latest in the Scheana Shay / Lala Kent war. (00:00 - 24:10) We then discuss the season 10 premiere of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "The Second Blooming of Ashley Darby". (24:10) And finally, we discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt L...
Oct 08, 2025•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 263
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Basquiat's Godmother" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's performance on Dancing with the Stars, Taylor Swift's potential lyrical feud with Charlie XCX, and the ongoing rivalry between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj. (00:00 - 14:15) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "Let Them Make Cake". (14:15) And finally, we recap the first part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "What Happ...
Oct 03, 2025•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 262
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lisa Barlow's Fanciful Tale" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright biting the dust on World's Toughest Test, Shep Rose's fun birthday, Scarlett Johansson's career in the entertainment industry, the BravoCon 2025 schedule, and the RHOSLC season 6 taglines! (37:45) We then discuss this week's powerful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 3 - "Lisa's Clarity Lunch". (37:45) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in yo...
Oct 01, 2025•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 261
On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "End of an Era" (Season 7, Episode 18), we discuss Billie Lee breaking Lisa Vanderpump's rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...
Sep 30, 2025•8 min•Season 1Ep. 260
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra's One Hit Wonder" - we discuss Hilaria Baldwin's dancing, Dorit Kemsley's new memoir cover, and so much other news. (00:00 - 20:40) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "In Gretchen's Defense". (20:40) And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 17) - "I Love My Dog". (01:02:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your l...
Sep 26, 2025•1 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 259
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Bout About Gout" - we talk about Hilaria Baldwin's wonderful DWTS performance as well as the trailer for World's Toughest Test featuring Brittany Cartwright and Teresa Giudice. We also talk about the unverified rumor that Scheana Shay is banned from The Valley season 3. (21:25) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 2 - "The King's Disease". (21:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need mo...
Sep 24, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 258
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slade Smiley Archive" - we start with the news that Summer House is getting a New York City-centric spin-off and then talk about other really pressing Bravo news. (00:00 - 29:45) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 11) - "Shannonigans". (29:45) And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 16) - "32 x 2 - 5 = A Bad Birthday Cake". (01:01:30) If you e...
Sep 19, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 257
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Provo Canyon" - Amy regales Riley with the tale of her going to Wolf By Vanderpump in Lake Tahoe, and then we talk about Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition, as well as the latest RHONY casting news. (36:10) We then discuss the beguiling premiere of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 1 - "The Lack of Lisa". (36:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become ...
Sep 17, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 256
On a trip to Mexico, Brittany Cartwright discusses her deep fear of heights due to her recurring Santa nightmare. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more ...
Sep 15, 2025•5 min•Season 1Ep. 255
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lest Ye Be Tamra Judged" - we start by discussing the war between Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay, the one favor Kyle Richards' couldn't refuse on the day of her daughter's wedding, and Kathy Hilton's huge yard sale. (14:50) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 10) - "Tamra and Shannon and Jenn, Yet Again". (14:50) And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, epi...
Sep 12, 2025•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 254
On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Tequila trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the RHONY Tequila trip is featured on RHONY season 9 from episodes 16 - 18. We hope this discussion will have you feeling like you just drank tequila out of a beautiful horn. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Van...
Sep 10, 2025•1 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 253
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Richard Branson's Kingdom" - we start by honoring Giorgio Armani and then we discuss the recent SNL cast shake-up and what a hard time Lorne Michaels must be having finding talent. We also discuss Bethenny Frankel dating the person Jennifer Aniston is dating, and Meghan O'Toole King (Edmunds) breaking into her ex-husband's house. (19:20) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 9) - "Not Tonight". (19:20)...
Sep 05, 2025•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 252
On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Tom Vs. Tom" (Season 7, Episode 14), we discuss Tom Sandoval's proclivity to be a champion of the underdog and how it leads to his first major fight with Katie Maloney. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, f...
Sep 04, 2025•10 min•Season 1Ep. 251
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "And Baby McBee Makes Three" - we start by discussing Carole Radziwill walking with Harry Styles at a wedding as well as Scheana Shay most likely becoming a full-time cast member on season 3 of The Valley, and then we congratulate Karen Huger on getting out of prison after 6 months. (00:00 - 20:20) We then provide exclusive, award-winning coverage of the season 2 finale of The McBee Dynasty - "Do You Take Thee to Be Your McBee?" (20:25) If you enjoyed this epi...
Sep 03, 2025•1 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 250
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The One With the Lie Detector Test" - we start by discussing the Real Housewives of Potomac season 10 trailer and Carl Radke soft launching Soft Bar. (00:00 - 38:10) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 8) - "The Act of Lying". (38:10) And finally, we discuss the latest TWO episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 12 and episode 13) - "They're Still in Seville". (01:21:00) If you en...
Aug 29, 2025•2 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 249
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Rules for Thee, but Not for McBee" - we first discuss Taylor Swift potentially being engaged, Karen Huger being released from jail in September, the Vanderpump Villa season 3 teaser, and Bethenny Frankel finally ranking Trader Joe's chicken salad. (00:00 - 33:00) We then provide exclusive, exhaustive coverage of the second season of The McBee Dynasty and what the projections look like for this year's soybean yield. (33:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need...
Aug 27, 2025•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 248
On today's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode "Reptilian Brain", we discuss Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix's plan for possibly having a child in the future. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast....
Aug 25, 2025•8 min•Season 1Ep. 247
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "You, Me, and the Cast of the O.C." - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval blowing it completely on America's Got Talent, the sneaker phenomenon that took over films for a period of time, Hilaria Baldwin's new hit podcast with her daughter, Paige DeSorbo's cameo on The Devil Keeps Wearing Prada, and much more. (27:50) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 7) - "Tamra Tells the Truth". (27:50) If you enjo...
Aug 22, 2025•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 246
Amy and Riley talk about some hard-hitting news (Todd Nepola stuff) and then provide exclusive coverage of the first season of The McBee Dynasty. (21:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . And please, if yo...
Aug 20, 2025•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 245
We finally get introduced to Aspen Wine and Beer's very own, Sly Cosmopoulos, who revitalizes the TomTom cocktail menu. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn...
Aug 18, 2025•7 min•Season 1Ep. 244
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Last Amiga" - we start by discussing Tom Sandoval and Jax Taylor going to see Freakier Friday in theaters and then we break down the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 6 trailer. (24:25) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 6) - "Bloody Mary". (24:25) And finally, we discuss the latest TWO episodes of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 10 and episode 11) - "The Thrill of Seville...
Aug 15, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 243
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Lonesome Valley" - we start with a huge congratulations to Josh Flagg for selling Heather Dubrow's piece of shit house, and then we discuss Shep Rose seeing Andy Cohen in The Hamptons, as well as some other movie stuff. (00:00 - 19:25) We then dive in to Part 3 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (19:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus conten...
Aug 13, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 242
We discuss the first appearance of Dayna Kathan on Vanderpump Rules. This episode also includes Riley revealing the truth about the rumors that he and his wife are the masked, anonymous creators behind the #Justice4Jax account. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your lif...
Aug 11, 2025•6 min•Season 1Ep. 241
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Stephanie's Golden Ticket" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about Todd Chrisley on Kandi Burress' podcast, My Name is Kandi, the RHOM reunion seating chart, RHOBH filming in The Hamptons, Brittany Cartwright on World's Toughest Test, and about three other news stories. (28:30) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 5) - "The Haunted Dinner from Hell". (28:30) And finally, we d...
Aug 08, 2025•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 240
