In the season 5 finale of Vanderpump Rules, Bert, Billy, and Brandon watch their brother and Katie Maloney get married to each other. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...
Dec 09, 2024•7 min•Season 1Ep. 149
Happy December, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's buoyant episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the post-Thanksgiving Bravo landscape, as well as RHOSLC's Mary Cosby potentially saying a horrible thing about Lisa Barlow's son. (00:00 - 18:50) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 9 - "Darby V. Darby". (18:15) And then we discuss another lackluster episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 10...
Dec 05, 2024•1 hr 55 min•Season 1Ep. 148
Katie and Tom's wedding celebration seems perfect so far. But little do they know that Jax is having a lot of trouble coordinating the arrival of Tom's triplet brothers. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast....
Dec 02, 2024•6 min•Season 1Ep. 147
Happy Thanksgiving, little turtle cuties! On today's sad episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the death of one of the most iconic reality television shows of all time, as well as Luann de Lesseps making out with Hugh Grant. (00:00 - 47:55) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 8 - "Wendy's Second 40th Birthday". (48:00) And then we quickly discuss the first good episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 9 - "The ...
Nov 28, 2024•2 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 146
It's Turtle Time Breaking News! Amy and Riley react to the closing of Schwartz & Sandy's. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . And please, if you want to watch some of th...
Nov 25, 2024•18 min•Season 1Ep. 145
Jax Taylor wants to surprise Tom Schwartz by flying out all of his triplet brothers to be there on his wedding day. But Jax is about to find out that not everything good comes in threes! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram ....
Nov 25, 2024•6 min•Season 1Ep. 144
Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! We're back with another episode of Turtle Time! Amy and I talk about the movie Wicked for 7 more minutes and then get right into our recap of Part 2 and Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 reunion. (07:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and ...
Nov 22, 2024•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 143
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Amy seeing the film, Wicked, and the Wizard of Oz franchise as a whole, Jax Taylor getting into a car accident, and Jay Leno's tragic fall down a hill. (00:00 - 22:36) And then we quickly discuss the latest horrible episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 8 - "The Leaky Pigeon Test". (22:36) As well as the season 14 premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season 14...
Nov 22, 2024•2 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 142
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss John Krasinski being named the Sexiest Man Alive, Brittany Cartwright opening a new bar, Teddi Mellencamp cheating on her husband, the Wicked dolls that are causing the nation to panic, and much more! (00:00 - 26:11) And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 7 - "Erin and Brynn Create Fake Storylines Because Their Show Is Horrible". (...
Nov 14, 2024•2 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 141
Lisa Vanderpump tests her hostess, Katie O'Malley, to see if she can handle being a server at SUR. Also, Tom and Katie are trying to enjoy their joint bachelor / bachelorette trip in the midst of relationship turmoil. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow ...
Nov 11, 2024•9 min•Season 1Ep. 140
Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss JT Thomas quitting Southern Charm before production wraps, the negative reaction to this season of RHONY, and the end of Real Housewives of Dubai. (00:00 - 25:30) And then we break down another wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 15 episode 8 - "Don't Wake Toddy". (25:30) As well as part 1 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 reunion season. (01:09:55) If you en...
Nov 08, 2024•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 139
Welcome back, God's babies! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Bethenny Frankel's reaction to the election and no other news except for that. (00:00 - 12:35) And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 6 - "Erin Starts a Mescal Business" (12:35) As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 5 - "A Horrible Breakfast". (01:00:25) If you enjoyed this episode and n...
Nov 07, 2024•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 138
Lisa Vanderpump knows the menu at SUR is perfect but that won't stop her from asking Chef Joe to put his cooking skills to the test to create three new entrees. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acas...
Nov 04, 2024•10 min•Season 1Ep. 137
We're back again, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! This episode is hot off the presses! Amy and Riley first discuss Amy seeing The Exorcist in theaters and they also talk about the Conclave fever that is sweeping the nation. (00:00 - 11:40) And then Amy and Riley discuss the shit out of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 16 - "Sunday Roasted" as well as last night's season 18 finale. (11:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Tu...
Nov 01, 2024•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 136
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news and the upcoming trailers for the new Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seasons. (00:00 - 36:55) And then we break down everything that happened on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 7 - "The Huzzbands" (36:55) As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 4 - "Bunking Beds and Butting Heads". (...
Nov 01, 2024•2 hr•Season 1Ep. 135
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Tom Sandoval's new podcast in which he discusses the issues he had with Billie Lee, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, serial killers that have never been caught, and much more! (00:00 - 35:00) And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 3 - "Momma Knows Best". (35:07) As well as the latest very boring episode of The Real House...
Oct 24, 2024•2 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 134
Peter Madrigal finally realizes his dreams of becoming a producer by bringing his passion project, The Riven Destiny, to life. But will Tom Sandoval's performance as Commander Staka turn Peter's dream into a nightmare? Also, Katie uses her power as a bride-to-be to demand that Ariana apologizes to Stassi. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series ...
Oct 21, 2024•11 min•Season 1Ep. 133
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tamra Judge's autism diagnosis, Big Jim Bellino's newest fling, the latest news on the final season of Vanderpump Rules, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, and much more! (00:00 - 43:00) And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 3 - "Dramamine Drama". (43:00) As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (...
Oct 18, 2024•3 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 132
This episode of Vanderpump Rules has everything - Ariana rides a horse! James gets hypnotized! Lisa finally paints the VIP room at SUR a perfect purple color! Jax gets frustrated when Brittany and her mother, Sherri, confront him about the rumors that he kissed his friend, John! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each wee...
Oct 14, 2024•14 min•Season 1Ep. 131
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joker: Folie A Deux, Jen Shah getting out of prison early on good behavior, Bethenny Frankel's criticism of Kamala Harris' Call Her Daddy interview, and our final verdict on the Menendez Brothers case, and the latest updates on Vanderpump Rules' last season. (00:00 - 42:10) And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 2 - "You Can Run But ...
Oct 11, 2024•2 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 130
Jax Taylor gets absolutely roasted at his 37th birthday party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
Oct 07, 2024•8 min•Season 1Ep. 129
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the scary films they've been watching, Jax Taylor accidentally giving up custody of his son Cruz, Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney's Avatar-themed birthday party for Peter Madrigal, and much more! (00:00 - 45:00) And then we break down everything that happened on the season 15 premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City. (45:00) As well as the latest wonderful episode of The Real Housewives of...
Oct 04, 2024•2 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 128
Kristen Doute performs a legendary sketch comedy showcase at the Hollywood Improv, but unfortunately she uses a photo of Jax Taylor's penis as one of the props. But that won't stop Katie Maloney from having her bridal shower in Eagle Rock! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time...
Sep 30, 2024•14 min•Season 1Ep. 127
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss going to the Megalopolis IMAX screening and their thoughts on the film, the latest troubling news regarding Diddy, Eric Adams getting indicted and what that means for the Big Apple's rat population, and much more! (00:00 - 01:02:00) And then we break down every single thing that happened on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 2 - "Walking a Tightrope". (01:02:06) And then finally, Amy ...
Sep 27, 2024•2 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 126
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the continuing adventures of the Four Seasons Baby, Brat Fall, the future of Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder's New York Times bestselling book, the feud between Brock Davies and Jax Taylor, and even more than that. 00:00 - 56:29) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the premiere episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5. (56:29) And then finally, Amy and Riley dis...
Sep 20, 2024•2 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 125
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! First off, sorry for Riley's audio. That will never happen again. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor renting an apartment, Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick getting engaged, The Valley season 2, Bill Murray's antics on set, and even more stuff that's similar in spirit to that. (00:00 - 51:38) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 10...
Sep 13, 2024•1 hr 59 min•Season 1Ep. 124
We are back and this week we're discussing Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 8 - "No Show". In this "bridge" episode of VPR, Jax Taylor is back on supplements and it's causing his breast to get lumps again. Also, James Kennedy has started drinking NyQuil. And most importantly, Lala Kent wants to make sure she knows exactly who will be going on Ariana's birthday trip this year. She's pretty sure Tom and Ariana are going. But are Jax and Brittany going as well? If you enjoyed this teaser, join th...
Sep 09, 2024•10 min•Season 1Ep. 123
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's divorce, The Valley season 2, Lala Kent having her second baby, John Janssen and Alexis Bellino getting engaged, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge's feud, and even more than that! (00:00 - 59:29) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County - "A Picture Worth a Thousand Words". (59:30) If you enjoyed this episode an...
Sep 06, 2024•2 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 122
Stassi, Kristen, and Katie continue their reign of terror against Scheana. Also, Stassi confirms definitively that Jax is a sociopath. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...
Sep 03, 2024•11 min•Season 1Ep. 121
On this special episode of Turtle Time while Riley is on paternity leave - Amy and Riley discuss RHOBH's Amsterdam trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Amsterdam trip is featured on RHOBH season 5 from episodes 15 - 18. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its ...
Aug 30, 2024•2 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 120
