Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanity Fair article detailing the horrors of Bravo, Bethenny Frankel's response, Ramona Singer's downfall, and Lindsay Hubbard's US Weekly interview. Then they discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm, as well as this week's episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Winter House, and then finally, the end of RHONY season 14. If you enjoyed this episode but you ...
Nov 03, 2023•3 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Lisa Vanderpump is summoning 50 Gay Mayors from all over the world to meet at Pump Restaurant. But will they want to attend when they find out Tom Schwartz might have cheated on Katie? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . H...
Oct 30, 2023•7 min•Season 1Ep. 35
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Mauricio Umansky and Emma Slater's dating rumors, Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp on Watch What Happens Life, Ozempic, and even more than that. (00:00 - 52:00) Then they discuss the season premiere of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (00:52:31), the latest episode of Southern Charm (01:33:30), the season premiere of Winter House (02:04:19), and then finally, the first part of the Real Housewives of N...
Oct 27, 2023•3 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Jax Taylor tries to ruin Katie and Tom Schwartz' relationship by spreading fake rumors that she motorboated someone's penis at a party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...
Oct 23, 2023•6 min•Season 1Ep. 34
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the difference between horror and terror, the Chateau Marmont, Tom Sandoval on Special Forces, Riley's trip to Jax's Studio City, and even more than that! (00:00 - 44:00) Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (44:04), the season finale of RHONY (01:28:35), and then finally the latest episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (02:06:10). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join ...
Oct 20, 2023•2 hr 35 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Jax Taylor decides that he wants a new nose and not even Lisa Vanderpump can stop him. "Nose" matter how hard she tries... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Le...
Oct 16, 2023•7 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss scary monsters, Jax Taylor and Rachel Leviss' rival Ebay accounts, and much, much more. (00:00 - 32:00) Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm, RHOC, and RHOSLC, and then finally the latest episode of RHONY. If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from...
Oct 13, 2023•2 hr 54 min•Season 1Ep. 32
It's the scariest month of the year, and Amy and Riley are back recapping a frightening episode of Vanderpump Rules. When the cat is away, the mice will play! With Lisa Vanderpump's focus solely on her new restaurant, Pump, the children of SUR decide to wreak havoc while they still can. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning ...
Oct 09, 2023•8 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's latest podcast episode, Bethenny Frankel's continued reality reckoning, Stassi Schroeder's birth story, Jax and Kristen's spin-off show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 1:16:42) Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:17:00), RHOC (01:41:45), and RHOSLC (02:06:01), and then finally the latest horrible episode of RHONY (02:36:55 in a run of horrible episodes. If you enjoyed this ...
Oct 06, 2023•3 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 31
When a horrible fight breaks out at Robert Earl's beautiful bar, Lisa Vanderpump begins to lose faith in the people she trusted the most... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...
Oct 02, 2023•12 min•Season 1Ep. 31
NOTE: This episode was recorded remotely (powered by Riverside FM) so it sounds like absolute dog shit. This will never happen again after this. Please forgive us. Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's appearance on the Masked Singer, Special Forces: World's Toughest Test, his new podcast, and Ariana's performance on Dancing with the Stars. (00:00 - 59:28) Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:00:25), RHOSLC (01...
Sep 29, 2023•2 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Vanderpump Rules season 3 starts off like a rocket ship going to the moon and Amy and Riley are hanging on for dear life! Lisa Vanderpump's restaurant empire was almost completely destroyed when her employees found out that Kristen and Jax had made love to each other twice. Many wrote off SUR Restaurant for good, thinking that no one would ever want to eat or drink there again upon hearing this revelation. But somehow - life found a way back to SUR, and Lisa's employees are starting to heal. All...
Sep 25, 2023•14 min•Season 1Ep. 30
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. Southern Charm is back and Amy and Riley are ready to be charmed. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Shannon Beador's DUI, their dream unauthorized BravoCon panel, Bethenny Frankel's response to last week's episode, the films of Nicole Holofcener, and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:01:05) Then they discuss this week's episode of Southern Charm (01:08:00), RHOSLC (01:57:50), and RHOC (02:35:17), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY. ...
Sep 22, 2023•3 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Amy and Riley raise their glasses as high as humanly possible and officially say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 2 by recapping this explosive, powerful two-part reunion. This reunion is under the Turtle Time magnifying glass and we analyze every inch of it until there's absolutely nothing left to parse. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules serie...
Sep 18, 2023•14 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the further fall of RadHouse aka the end of Lindsay Hubbard and Carl Radke's relationship, the Winter House season 3 trailer, Tom Sandoval on Masked Singer, Ariana Madix and Mauricio Umansky on Dancing with the Stars, Vicki Gunvalson being awarded a Wifetime Achievement Award, Frank Sinatra and much, much more. (00:00 - 01:08:11) Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (01:09:40), RHOA (01:32:55), and R...
Sep 15, 2023•2 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Amy and Riley recap the season two finale of Vanderpump Rules. In this iconic episode, Lisa Vanderpump has gathered all of her best friends together to celebrate Scheana's engagement to Mike Shay. But what should be a fun, celebratory event is soon desecrated by an unfathomable secret - a secret that could tear this wonderful group of friends apart and potentially topple Lisa's restaurant empire forever. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear...
Sep 11, 2023•11 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale party where a man wreaked havoc upon Kyle Chan's beautiful whiskey launch party, the further fall of RadHouse, Jax's new House of Villains show, Mauricio on Dancing with the Stars, and much more. (00:00 - 00:55:16) Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (00:55:20), RHOC (01:36:56), and RHOA (1:54:56), and then finally the latest dismal episode of RHONY (02:17:24). ...
Sep 08, 2023•2 hr 39 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Much like John Adams, Stassi Schroeder has come to an emotional crossroads when she learns that Kristen and Jax made love together twice while watching the Nicolas Winding Refn film, "Drive". Will Stassi take the road less traveled or will she succumb to her violent instincts? And will Lisa ever be able to repair the relationship between her best friends or will her restaurant empire finally topple from the weight of their bad decisions? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon a...
Sep 04, 2023•22 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley mourn the fall of RadHouse and the presumed end of Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard's relationship. They also discuss Craig Conover, Beyonce, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Vanderpump Rules, the films of Werner Herzog, and much more. (00:00 - 01:28:25) Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:28:25), RHOA (02:06:36), and RHOC (02:36:26). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time...
Sep 01, 2023•3 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 26
The ice is starting to crack beneath the cast of Vanderpump Rules. Tom Sandoval admits that he kissed Ariana at the Golden Nugget and it sends a shockwave through Sur. Will Lisa Vanderpump be able to contain the chaos or will it topple her restaurant empire forever? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you...
Aug 28, 2023•11 min•Season 1Ep. 26
Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other perfectly and then dive in to Stassi Schroeder's analysis of the Rachel Leviss / Bethenny Frankel podcast. Amy and Riley then speculate if there is any possibility of a redemption arc for Rachel and offer advice of a potential way back for her. Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:11:00), RHOC (02:16:00), and RHOA (02:36:50) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtl...
Aug 25, 2023•2 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Amy and Riley watch in pure bliss as the cast of Vanderpump Rules continue to party in Cabo. In this powerful episode, Kristen gives Lisa Vanderpump the ultimatum of a lifetime. An ultimatum that Kristen may never recover from... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your l...
Aug 21, 2023•10 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Amy and Riley are back and they are ready to emulate Bethenny Frankel and mention it all! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other after a long absence and then discuss Amy's New York trip and Jax's Studio City (00:00 - 22:08) and then discuss Bethenny Frankel's interview with Rachel Leviss. (22:08) After that action-packed convo, they discuss this week's RHONY (01:46:20) and this week's RHOA. (02:20:18) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Pat...
Aug 18, 2023•2 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Stassi has invited the cast of Vanderpump Rules to Cabo for her birthday and she wants to make sure everyone has the best time of their lives. Except for Scheana, Shay, Katie, and Jax. Pour yourself a michelada and listen as Amy and Riley recap the trip of a lifetime. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if y...
Aug 14, 2023•13 min•Season 1Ep. 24
While Amy is away, the turtles will play. This week, Amy and Riley face the hardest challenge in Turtle Time history - officially ranking and evaluating their top 10 housewives. Who will come out on top? Who will be ignored? Which four housewives will have their faces etched upon Mount Rushmore to replace the presidents? All of those questions will be answered on this very special episode of Turtle Time. If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a...
Aug 11, 2023•1 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Amy and Riley watch in pure pleasure as the Vanderpump Rules cast serve Lisa's friends one of the best dinners they've ever had and then watch in horror as Kristen gets the worst Tarot reading of her life. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTo...
Aug 07, 2023•12 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the Weinstein brothers, the secret to immortality, Tom Sandoval bringing photos of Raquel to his Special Forces show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 21:45) Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (21:45), Real Housewives of Atlanta (00:59:02), and Real Housewives of Orange County (01:23:44) This is the absolute embodiment of Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you dem...
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Stassi Schroeder is become Sherlock, solver of mysteries. And Amy and Riley revel in her powers of detection and talk about Barbie for 20 minutes. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy ...
Jul 31, 2023•8 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Jax and Brittany's Spin-Off, Oppenheimer, Barbie, and much more. (00:00 - 50:42) Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (51:00), Real Housewives of Orange County (01:36:12), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (02:21:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:30:52) This is 2 hours and 47 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this ep...
Jul 28, 2023•2 hr 49 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Amy and Riley watch in horror as Tequila Katie unleashes hell upon the cast of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad cho...
Jul 24, 2023•12 min•Season 1Ep. 21
