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Tsaastrology

Bern, Nikki, Inye, and VPthebunkph.com
Let's talk about anything and everything under the sun, moon, and stars! An improv comedy podcast about astrology, misadventures, and the powers within the universe.
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Episodes

4.27 Tsaa: Reflection (2020)

Who is that sign I see, staring straight back at me? What if ang ka-pair mo ay ang kaparehong zodiac mo? Same mind ba? O riot ito? Here we go with Part Two of our final set of pairings this season. NOW WITH MORE GROWLS!

Dec 22, 20201 hr 6 minSeason 4Ep. 27

4.26 Teabag: Nata de Coco

Another solo teabag from your resident Scorpio na laging may allergy. In this episode, Nikki talks about crystals na hindi nilalagay sa drinks. Basically crystals are rocks and minerals that are attuned to energies surrounding them. Whether you're a Pisces or a Virgo, you definitely can find a crystal that resonates with you and your Sun Sign.

Dec 17, 202016 min

4.25 Tsaa: Reflection (1998)

Who is that sign I see, staring straight back at me? What if ang ka-pair mo ay ang kaparehong zodiac mo? Same mind ba? O riot ito? Here we go with Part One of our final set of pairings this season!

Dec 15, 202058 minSeason 4Ep. 25

4.24 Teabag: Compatibility Ba? I-Synastry Mo Na!

Since compatibilities naman ang pinag-uusapan namin this season, we would be amiss kung hindi namin mababanggit ang synastry. So ano nga ba ito and ano ang mga kailangan i-consider when comparing your natal chart to that of your victi--este, potential partner? Tsaastrologer Gemini Bern teabags you with the basics of relationship astrology.

Dec 10, 202021 minSeason 4Ep. 24

4.23 Tsaa: Teamwork Makes The Dream Work

Nakakamiss din maglaro sa mga pa-intrams or sportsfest kaya na-feel namin na kailangan ng episode na sporty... especially sa mga pairing na'to na parang better teammates than lovers, but who knows?! Pakinggan mo nalang!

Dec 08, 20201 hr 16 minSeason 4Ep. 23

4.22 Teabag: Advice Ko Sa'Yo Chapter 3

Tsaastrologer Virgo VP is back with another set ng mga kag*g*han ninyo! Charot. Lightning round of advice at kwentong pag-ibig ninyo nanaman, let's go!

Dec 03, 202024 minSeason 4Ep. 22

4.21 Tsaa: Eni-enistrology

Kung observant kayo, siguro nagtataka kayo kung bakit ganyan yung episode cover art namin. And for sure G na G na rin kayo malaman ang dahilan. Kung kami sa inyo, ipe-play na namin agad.

Dec 01, 20201 hr 15 minSeason 4Ep. 21

4.20 Teabag: Normalize Day Drinking

In this episode, listen to how Nikki is dealing with his demons by drowning them in alcohol. Chareng. The Sagittarius Season is all about traveling and discovering. With the pandemic still ongoing, how do you deal with isolation and quarantine fatigue? Discover new ways to alleviate that stress by drinking of course. Drink responsibly!

Nov 26, 202016 minSeason 4Ep. 20

4.19 Tsaa: Tiis Para Ganda

Minsan naman may mga pairings na pwede mag-work if they learn to know their differences and compromise. Malay niyo mag-work pala to your advantage 'yan. Tiis para ganda, o tiis lang walang ganda?

Nov 24, 202055 minSeason 4Ep. 19

4.18 Teabag: Send Nodes

Nope, hindi ito yung ise-send niyo sa DMs kapag #AlasJuicy. Tsaastrologer Gemini Bern is back with his Teabag series of going into the nitty-gritty of the natal chart to discuss the North and South Nodes aka your destiny and your past life. Pero kung gusto niyo naman mag-send, okay lang din sa 'min. Char not char.

Nov 20, 202036 minSeason 4Ep. 18

4.17: Ride or Die

It's the Bonnie to your Clyde. The Jesse to your James. The Beyonce to your Gaga. Eto na yung mga pairings na masasabi mong criminal sa pagiging swak for each other and you don't want to be messing with them. You've been warned.

Nov 17, 20201 hr 15 minSeason 4Ep. 17

4.16 Teatahan: Nice

You asked, we answered. Napasarap kami sa mahabang 69...th episode at nasarapan... sa pagsagot ng inyong mga katanungan. Isang masikip... at mahigpit na yuh-cup sa inyo at salamat sa inyong matigas... at matibay na suporta!

Nov 12, 20202 hr 20 minSeason 4Ep. 16

4.15 Tsaa: Bituing Walang Ningning

Nagbabalik from a 2-week hiatus ang inyong Tsaastrologers para sabihing hindi kayo magtatagal niyan. Charet! Eto na yung zodiac pairs na sa sobrang rare na tumagal, dapat magpasa ng batas to protect it.

Nov 10, 20201 hr 27 minSeason 4Ep. 15

ANG ALINGAWNGAW - EPISODE 7

Old friends are reunited as Dolpo's violent past is revisited. Will loyalty keep our protagonists alive? Para sa pera, o para sa pagibig? Ito ang alingawngaw. Previous Episode: https://spoti.fi/3eqaYLb Next Episode: Pop that P! Catch up with our official playlist here: http://bit.ly/AngAlingawngaw

Nov 05, 202013 min

4.14 Teabag: Advice Ko Sa'yo Chapter 2

I'm coming for your gig, Inka! Charot lang. Samahan si Tsaastrologer VP as he reads through your letters and offers up some advice na siguro naman kahit papano eh kapupulutan ng aral at hindi mali, no? Iba kase nagsulat nung caption kaya 'di ko sure sa pinagsasasabi niya.

Oct 22, 202028 minSeason 4Ep. 14

4.13 Tsaa: Stay In & Play with ilya

Tulog na ba ang mga bata? Buti naman, kasi sa episode na ito mag-iinit... ang chikahan tungkol sa mga signs na pinaka-sexually compatible signs kaya't tara na't maglaro kasama ang ilya with their suggested toys for these hot hot hot pairings! Music: Love or Lust by Quincas Moreira through YouTube Audio Library

Oct 20, 20201 hr 30 minSeason 4Ep. 13

4.12 Teabag: Smell You Later

Did you know that the sense of smell is linked to your memories? Di rin namin alam. Cheka. Anong amoy kaya ang bagay sa'yo today? Alamin as you listen to Nikki's short but sweet primer for your essential oils and scents for aromatherapy.

Oct 15, 202020 minSeason 4Ep. 12

4.11 Tsaa: Work From Home

Mukhang hindi bagay pero magwowork pala at bongga ang bahay. Ano nga bang mga pairings itong unlikely pero patok, surprisingly?

Oct 13, 20201 hr 27 minSeason 4Ep. 11

4.10 Teabag: Pare, Nasa Midheaven Na Ba Ako?

Back to the natal chart discussions tayo at ating alamin kung posible nga bang malaman kung ano ang career path mo using astrology. Usapang Midheaven tayo with Tsaastrologer Gemini Bern and let's find out kung paano magiging guide ang placement na ito in knowing your true calling in life.

Oct 08, 202034 minSeason 4Ep. 10

4.09 Tsaa: The Struggle is Real

Kung may zodiac pairings na mataas ang compatibility, meron din namang from the top, make it drop ang ganap. May chance pa bang mag-work ang mga low comps na ito?

Oct 06, 20201 hr 16 minSeason 4Ep. 9

4.08 Teabag: Advice Ko Sa'yo Chapter 1

Sumulat ka at binasa namin. Tsaastrologer VP dives deep into your stories at nag-offer ng advice sa kanyang makakaya. Hindi po siya expert in any way, pero sana nag make-sense yung advice niya. Let's go, ka-tea. Seryosohan muna!

Oct 01, 202045 minSeason 4Ep. 8

4.07 Tsaa: NAOL

Etong mga pairings na 'to yung mga perfect match, mga soulmates, mga IG-perfect, mga couples na kapag nakita mo mapapa-"sana all" ka na lang talaga.

Sep 29, 20201 hr 17 minSeason 4Ep. 7

4.06 Teabag: Skin Care is Self Care

Let's talk about a big organ everyone's excited for... your skin! Listen to Tsaastrologer Nikki as he talks about what's the tea about the Acid Mantle and Transepi... Tran... TEWL! Pero ang importante pa rin is, loving the skin you're in. Dahil marami tayong time, put on your sheet masks and grab a drink. Let's have a kiki about skin care.

Sep 24, 202029 minSeason 4Ep. 6

4.05 Tsaa: The Old Couples

Next batch naman ng mga home partners natin na nanalo ng...choz. Walang living room showcase dito pero merong mga pairings na pangmatagalan. Anuka? [insert brand ng pintura here].

Sep 22, 20201 hr 15 minSeason 4Ep. 5

4.04 Teabag: The Black Moon

Malamang nakita mo na 'yan sa natal chart mo. Natanong mo na rin siguro kung ano yun. Finally, somebody said it. Tsaastrologer Gemini Bern goes back into the parts of the natal chart sa first ng Teabag series niya and talks about the Black Moon Lilith. Ano bang tinatago mo? Labas mo na 'yan!

Sep 17, 202019 minSeason 4Ep. 4

4.03 Tsaa: The Blueprints

Heto na ang first batch ng mga maglalaro para sa Pera o Bayong... cheret! Required listening para sa episode na ito ang buong Season 1 namin dahil aalamin natin ang compatibilities ng mga pairs na nasa Zodiac Wheel. Sino sa kanila ang maguuwi ng 1 Million Hugs? Alamin!

Sep 15, 20201 hr 30 minSeason 4Ep. 3

4.02 Teatahan: with TBA Studios' Taguan

Makikichika sila Nikki, Bern, at VP kila Carlo Cruz, Gabby Padilla, and Iken Ramirez of TBA Studios' newest web series "Taguan" and magkakaalaman na kung ano nga ba ang mga tinatago nila at kung kanino nga ba sila compatible.

Sep 10, 202045 minSeason 4Ep. 2

4.01 Tsaa: Compatibili-TEA Primer

Your favorite Tsaastrologers na sina Nikki, Bern, at VP are back for another season! This time pag-uusapan na finally ang favorite topic ng lahat pagdating sa astrology: ang compatibility ng signs. But wait... there's more!

Sep 08, 202049 minSeason 4Ep. 1

Q.22 Tsaa: Astrology Deathmatch Grand Finalé LIVE!

Sa huli, sa huli, sa huli ay VIRGO vs SCORPIO vs AQUARIUS... Heto na ang epic showdown ng tatlong natirang signs sa audio version ng epic ASTROLOGY DEATHMATCH GRAND FINALE kasama ang mga extra special guests at bonggang song and dance number sa beach! Joke lang yung beach.

Sep 01, 20201 hr 44 minSeason 3Ep. 13

Q.21 Teabag: Basta Masaya 'To Pakinggan N'yo

Usapang karupukan na naman ng mga signs with each other sa panibagong batch ng #MessageKoSaYo. Ang gusto lang namin malaman: Bakit kayo ganyan?

Aug 21, 202053 minSeason 3Ep. 9
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