In a very special episode of TS TV DVD, we talk about every movie we watched at Fantasia, North America's premier genre film festival. We've got a Soviet musical about the devil, an assortment of animated gems, a surreal abortion flick featuring SHERYL LEE (aka Laura Palmer), and two horror movies about – gasp – being Australian 😱 Which lucky movies will earn our inaugural PALME D'OLL awards? Stick around and find out! ⁂ Films reviewed in this episode: The Serpent’s Skin The Wailing Fuck Toys I...
Aug 18, 2025•2 hr 9 min•Ep. 6
Dale learns where Audrey by changing his perspective and finding her sexy letter. He gets a few clues about lesbians living next to the old Palmer house and Philip Gerard(?) living at a motel taking medicine. Then him and harry plan a daring heist into One Eyed Jack’s and rescue Audrey. While that happens, Jean kills Blackie and then captures Hank, er, “Daryl Lodwick”. In a mirror heist, Donna and Maddy try to steal Laura’s diary from Howard, which goes horribly. Meanwhile, Leland is released on...
Aug 11, 2025•2 hr 10 min•Ep. 5
Dale gets a confession from Leland for the murder of Jacques Renault, and puts him up for trial. Donna investigates Harold’s having Laura’s diary, is mostly just sad, but it’s weird that Harold is so insistent on NOT giving it to the cops. Meanwhile, the elusive travel writer M.T. Wentz is visiting the town, the show gears up to get really racist with Josie’s continuing plotline and the introduction of Yellowface Guy, Hank is up to no good and gets beat up, and Andy is jorking it... and by it, w...
Jul 29, 2025•2 hr 25 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Coop will not leave Ronnette Pulaski alone, but it’s worth it guys: he found a letter “B”. He fills Harry and Albert in about his giant visions, and then Harry and Albert go enemies to lovers. Leland tells Coop about his childhood memory of Bob, with new information for us: he wanted to “play with fire”. Blackie and (gasp!) Jean Renault concoct a frankly insane scheme to get Audrey addicted to heroin and ransom her to Ben Horne. Jean wants Dale, presumably because he thinks he killed his frere J...
Jul 14, 2025•2 hr 57 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Garland Briggs has a special message for Dale – from space! And he gets a phone call from Audrey, who’s used her wiles to get info on Laura from Emory Battis, the perfume counter creep – but she just might be caught! Meanwhile: Donna’s meals on wheels quest introduces her to an old lady, a magician boy, and a recluse. Andy’s sterile, but he still has to take baths. Leo’s in a coma – for now – and Bobby sees dollar signs in 1990s America’s famously lavish disability aid program. The show is still...
Jun 30, 2025•2 hr 29 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Twin Peaks S2E1: May The Giant Be With You Dale’s been shot! What a cliffhanger! It’s September 1990, and I’ve been itching for some narrative resolution all summer! But David Lynch says no no no – instead, you get the slowest glass of warm milk in the world, and some Giant Prophecies! After (kinda) recovering, Coop gets brought up to speed on the crazy events of the finale and learns the following clues: Laura knew some weird poetry Jacoby had her necklace Leo has an alibi Whoever killed Jacque...
Jun 16, 2025•3 hr 44 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Season 1 goes out with a bang, with as much capital-p Plot as almost the rest of the season combined. Jacoby gets the shit beaten out of him! Coop catches weaselly Jacques Renault, with the help of Andy’s surprisingly straight shooting – but then Leland kills him! Andy’s gunplay gets him a conversation with Lucy, and she’s pregnant! Leo burns the mill down, with Shelly and Catherine in it! Then he gets shot – again! James gets grilled by the cops after listening to Laura’s tape with Maddy and Do...
Jun 02, 2025•2 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Dale Cooper becomes the world’s first cop to not try to sleep with a high schooler. Audrey pursues her investigation, following the trail from the Horne store perfume desk to One-Eyed Jack’s. Donna, James, and Maddy disguise Maddy as Laura to lure out Dr. Jacoby, but they’re being followed by Bobby, who’s being followed by... someone? Also: a history lesson on the sick freak who invented motion pictures, and a (pretty long) tangent on Officially Catholic bouncy castles. We recorded this before P...
May 19, 2025•2 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 7
DISCO ELYSIUM SPOILERS TALK 2:33-11:51 The Log Speaks! The Investigation makes headway both mundane and uncanny, finding out that Jacques Renault was managing advertisements for both Laura and Ronnette in Flesh World. In terms of the spirit world, however, the log is now ready to speak, and reveals potent clues about the night of Laura's murder. The boys then find TWO cabins, the second containing the scene of at least some of the crimes done to Laura. Meanwhile, the Icelanders are coming, Lelan...
May 05, 2025•3 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 6
The investigation continues apace as Sarah Palmer's vision, a bust on Jacques Renault’s apartment, and bevy of birds answer some questions and raise even more. Not to be left out of the investigative frenzy, Audrey and Donna both vow to uncover the truth behind Laura's death themselves. Meanwhile, Coop gets some Boys Time in with the Gun Boys, the plot to burn down the mill heats up, Bobby is up to no good, and Norma's husband Hank is up for parole, despite his insistence on ominously sucking of...
Apr 21, 2025•2 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 5
After last week’s crazy cliffhanger, Cooper announces almost directly to the camera that his dream contains clues that will solve everything, but also that he forgot the most important part. As a sign that he has become a bona fide citizen of Twin Peaks, the Bookhouse Boys invite him into their secret club dedicated to fighting the evil in the woods. To that end, they’ve kidnapped a French Canadian. Laura Palmer’s funeral inspires the men of Twin Peaks to punch each other. Meanwhile, Audrey uses...
Apr 07, 2025•2 hr 27 min•Season 1Ep. 4
With the help of his colleague Albert and the power of throwing rocks, Dale makes some stunning advances in the case. Meanwhile, Ben Horne is a goofy dipshit, the bozo boys get a scare from Leo, Josie does some snooping, and Nadine scores huge. Also: two delicious waters, a surprising amount of Elden Ring talk, and a plea from a cat named Mushroom :) ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes. Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at...
Mar 24, 2025•2 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Dale and the viewer find a smattering of potential breadcrumb clues to Laura’s death, which raise more questions than answers, seemingly implicating Bobby, Leo, a mysterious one-armed man, Ben Horne, Doctor Jacoby, and/or a guy Sarah Palmer sees in a vision? Also: Hieronymus Bosch, Tom Green, and the ethics of crab ownership. ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes. Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at hellotstv@gmail.com and ...
Mar 10, 2025•2 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 2
This is the first episode of TS TV DVD, the bonus show that will be out once a month on our Patreon! This first episode is going out to everyone as a special treat :) We talk about hit transgender film I SAW THE TV GLOW! We both really liked it, but also both walked away with some criticisms. We dig into what works for us, what doesn't so much, and also we end up sidetracking into talking about which indie musicians we do or don't like for like 20 minutes. That's podcasts baby !!! p.s. keen-eare...
Mar 03, 2025•2 hr 15 min
The bucolic logging town of Twin Peaks is rocked by tragedy when the town sweetheart, Laura Palmer, is found dead, wrapped in plastic. As those who knew her (which seems to be everyone) reel from this crime, another victim is found alive, but in shock. Over the course of a busy 90-minute pilot, we spend... maybe surprisingly little time with FBI agent Dale Cooper as he begins to unravel the mystery, and a lot of time meeting the enormous cast of characters that comprise Twin Peaks. Also: Georgia...
Feb 24, 2025•2 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 1
In this introductory episode, Lily and Sadie talk about growing up together in Montreal, their relationships to the works of David Lynch, and what to expect from this show. ⁂ Support the show on Patreon for early access and exclusive movie discussion episodes. Follow the show on Bluesky Questions? Comments? Email us at hellotstv@gmail.com and we may respond in a future episode! ⁂ Things mentioned: Sadie's book, "Horrible Dance" "Pop Quiz" music video ⁂ Find Sadie: Bluesky Letterboxd Find Lily: Y...
Feb 10, 2025•26 min•Season 1Ep. 1
