Triathlon Mockery

Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS.

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Episodes

The fireman the plumber but not the milkman! - Interview

On this episode we get the one and only Chris xxx , IRONMAN Triathlete and adult performer on the show for an in-dept interview! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 04, 2022•45 min•Season 1Ep. 13

Hard Workout with Chris & Christine

Better late then never! This week we'll dive into performance testing. And on top of that, Chris and Christine will show you some extra raw performance test. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 30, 2021•55 min•Season 1Ep. 12

Mushroom pasta

Join our Christmas challenge giveaway!! What a week it has been! so many highs and lows. But the main subject of the week is christmas! On top of that, new this week, christmas un-bust! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 21, 2021•41 min•Season 1Ep. 11

The IRON Headbanger

In this episode Joe and Tom rate their Malaga exercise camp. Beside that they will bullshit bust the iron UFO Neck, and cheek in a nice little instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 14, 2021•40 min•Season 1Ep. 10

The Special Forces

In this episode Joe and Tom will tell you why triathletes are the Special Forces of Sports and why people hate triathletes. On top of that, of course, a classic instagram roast post of the week and a sneaky little bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 07, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 9

Training camp special - naked sauna's

Behind the scenes from our training camp. Basically don't do what we do, thats the tip. And we talk you through the sauna rituals and Techno viking his habits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 03, 2021•39 min•Season 1Ep. 8

Taxi run - featuring THE Terminator

In This Episode we bring you THE terminator! On top of that we'll talk about cab runs, disgusting greens and training with the weaker link Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 30, 2021•47 min•Season 1Ep. 7

The Terminator

Joe and Tom talk you through their planning of their upcoming training camp. Listen how THE Terminator tapers for a race. Tune in to hear the instagram post of the week, and safe money with the bullshit buster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 23, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 6

Cheating bastards

In this episode Joe and Tom and going through the list of IRONMAN Cozumel and South Africa, bust some nutritional bullshit and talk you through the new instagram post of the week (how massive weights can improve bike performance, or not.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 15, 2021•45 min•Season 1Ep. 5

A Cocky American

In this episode, Joe and Tom talk you through their massive lows of the week. They bust some massive bullshit that might save you some money. And they talk about a Cocky American that's got balls. Bonus: two instagram posts of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 09, 2021•44 min•Season 1Ep. 4

The marginal gains for 2022

In this Episode Joe and Tom Talk about the marginal gains for 2022. On top of that they will discuss 70.3 oceanside, preview IRONMAN Florida, bust bullshit about detoxing and tackle the G.O.A.T. in the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 02, 2021•45 min•Season 1Ep. 3

How we're mentally wired

Joe and Tom give you an insight in their mental game with some examples! On top of that they will discuss some quality Brazilian triathlete in the instagram story of the week. And they bust some myths. Tune in Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 26, 2021•49 min•Season 1Ep. 2

Offseason

Joe and Tom take you on their off season journey, how long, when and why.. everything with a fair bit of bullshit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 20, 2021•45 min•Season 1Ep. 1

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