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Triathlon Mockery

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Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS.

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Episodes

Training in a trisuit

Max started the week Hot at WTS Hamburg, with a recap. Tom is faced an awkward sauna occaision, and is back into a training rythm. They discuss training in a trisuit, the tour the france and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 23, 202542 minSeason 3Ep. 9

Clickbait IRONMANs

In this episode Tom & Max talk about WTS Hamburg thats coming up for Max, Tom's new goals, Challenge Roth where Sam Laidlow showed his new race tactics and a massive bullshit buster. IRONMAN Clickbait races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 11, 202541 minSeason 3Ep. 8

The Hottest weeks

In this episode, Tom and Max reconnect after a break, sharing updates on their training and experiences in the world of cycling and triathlon. They discuss the differences in professionalism between cycling and triathlon, recount their recent race experiences, and delve into the controversies surrounding race regulations, particularly at Ironman Frankfurt. The conversation also touches on the importance of nutrition and recovery strategies, as well as listener engagement through questions and co...

Jul 04, 202538 minSeason 3Ep. 7

Sexual Transmitted Doping

In This episode Tom & Max talk about The level of Female Long Distance Triathlon, Font Romeu, Tom's coaching's results but most importantly, STD cases that involve doping. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 202546 minSeason 3Ep. 6

A Toxic Relationship

In this Episode Max reviews his last few weeks and Tom is contempleting on what to focus on in life. The key essence of this weeks show is; we all like ourself a little toxic relationship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 202547 minSeason 3Ep. 5

London Marathon Recap

In this episode Tom & Max recap the London Marathon, an ultimate dissappointment bullshitbuster, and absolute carnage while boarding the flight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 30, 202543 minSeason 3Ep. 4

Every Dog Has Its Run

Max & Tom talk over all the ins and out off the London Marathon, IRONMAN Texas! Training through sickness, is that a bullshit buster? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 23, 202542 minSeason 3Ep. 3

Spanish Gym Etiquettes

In this Episode Max & Tom go over the spanish gym etiquettes, A blind folded bullshit buster, the T100 in Singapore and Alex Yee his insane marathon pace. Download the free Race Nutrition Guide https://gonnafuel.com/products/marathon-training-guide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 10, 202545 minSeason 3Ep. 2

Cassandre Beaugrand's Story - Through Darkest Times to Olympic Gold

Tom Oosterdijk Sits down with Olympic Champion Cassandre Beaugrand for a raw and personal conversation. Behind her success lies a story of resilience, overcoming extreme adversity to reach the top. She shares powerful insights that won’t just motivate you but might just change the way you see your own journey. An absolute must-listen GONNAFUEL - https://gonnafuel.com/products/performance-shot Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 03, 202553 minSeason 4Ep. 1

A New Triathlon Mockery

In this episode, Tom takes a moment to share an update about the podcast and what’s been going on behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Max and Tom dive into a range of exciting topics, including Max's T100 race in Singapore, Tom’s recent 10K personal best, and “un-bullshitbust” the nose strip - does it actually work. Of course, that’s just the beginning, there’s plenty more in store. Tune in for another entertaining and insightful episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 27, 202545 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Young dog back on the block

In This Episode, Tom & Max talk about Max his t100 singapore wildcard, GI issues on the subway, Toms training program for the london marathon. The Launch of GonnaFuel. A race calender bullshitbuster and much more. Head over to www.GONNAFUEL.COM to check it out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 18, 202545 minSeason 2Ep. 26

ATHLETES Burn-out

In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN New Zealand, the start of the year, Tom's season and the big burn-out rate under athletes and amateur athletes. On Top of that two massive bullshitbusters. GONNA www.gonnafuel.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 202550 minSeason 2Ep. 25

Happy New Year Dogs!

in this episode Joe & Tom talk about their 2025 season, bullshit bust the festive 500 and talk about PRO-races. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 02, 20251 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 24

Sebastian Kienle - Life Beyond the Finish Line

In this conversation Tom explores Sebastian’s transition from professional triathlete to life after the sport. From lessons learned on the world stage to new passions and challenges, this is an inspiring look at reinvention and resilience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 16, 202439 minSeason 2Ep. 24

The Interrogation Room

Joe & Tom talk about Joe's Hyrox and they will discuss certain topics in triathlon. A video of patrick lange will feature as the instagram post of the week. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 08, 20241 hr 1 minSeason 2Ep. 23

Dont get fooled!

In this episode Tom & Joe go in depth about bullshitbuster subjects, sponsorships/market and their own season. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 28, 20241 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 22

Holy Sh1t

Yes dawg a big episode filled with a lot of knowledge. In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about the T100 in Dubai, a shitty situation that had happend and about Tom taking on Kiplimo in a triathlon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 20, 202437 minSeason 2Ep. 21

Rating World Champs Results

In this episode Joe & Tom talk over their goals for the 2025 season and reflect on the world champs and rate some of the athletes their results. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 06, 20241 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 20

HAWAIIAN WORLD CHAMPS SPECIAL

In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about The IRONMAN Hawaii - the World Championship special. Besided that Tom & Joe talk about the female marathon record and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 24, 20241 hr 16 minSeason 2Ep. 19

The vulnerable Athlete

In This Episode Joe & Tom Talk about IRONMAN Barcelona and how the Pro racedynamics have changed, About Joe's race inAmerica, Tom's high's and lows and much more. Also; if you want to listen to the live set we were talking about; hit the link in BIO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 10, 202458 minSeason 2Ep. 18

The Hunt after the Junkyard Dog

In This episode Joe & Tom recap the IRONMAN World Champs, talk about Joe's race at IRONMAN Chattanooga, looking at the rest of Toms season and Tom and Joe are taking about the T100 in Ibiza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 27, 20241 hr 3 minSeason 2Ep. 17

Caravan Camp Recap

In this episode Joe & Tom recap their Caravan Camp, Talk heavy Sauna rituals, a Massive IRONMAN Pro Bullshit buster and about Joe's next race! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 23, 202453 minSeason 2Ep. 16

IRONMAN Frankfurt pre race chat

In this episode Joe and Tom go over the list of IRONMAN Frankfurt. One of the biggest races fields ever in triathlon full distance racing. furthurmore they discus a massive bullshit buster where 1/4th of the british citizen think they can qualify for the olympics. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 14, 202453 minSeason 2Ep. 15

The Mexican Method

In This Episode Joe and Tom Talk about a recent suspension of an athlete after his blood test came back positive. And they will talk about band camp thats coming up. Dogs back together. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 08, 202430 minSeason 2Ep. 14

The Olympics recap

In this Episode Max Joe & Tom recap the olympics. Talk training (overload) and future plans. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 04, 20241 hr 10 minSeason 2Ep. 13

Un-cancelled - Dogs Back again

In this episode Joe & Tom Talk about Coaches, Cairns, Joe's current state of racing, Tom's state off fitness and Lake placid. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 20, 202440 minSeason 2Ep. 12

The prize money subject

In this episode Joe & Tom Reveal a cheater in Triathlon, talk about equalty in pricemoney and share their weekly highs and lows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 202456 minSeason 2Ep. 11

IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samuraiman Recap

In this episode Joe and Tom recap IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challenge Sammorin/samuraiman. Also Joe and Tom Go in depth about some very triathlon kinda things. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 202456 minSeason 2Ep. 10

IRONMAN Lanzarote & Challenge Samorin Pre race chat

An in depth pre race nerves chat about IRONMAN Lanzarote and Challange Samorin. Also an update about Joe's pool and Tom's chaving around the scrootch, Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 202430 minSeason 2Ep. 9

IRONMAN Texas Recap & The battle of the Scrootch

Joedie is going to recap his race from IRONMAN Texas, whilst Tom has some demons to battle around his scrootch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 06, 202436 minSeason 2Ep. 8
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