Ep. 1: Kamala Harris, Beyoncé, Etc.

So today, today's conversation will be about Kamala Harris. Kamala Harris has been making a quiet impact on the world right now because of the presidency. If you don't know that, votes. If you're 18 and up, votes, please get out there and vote. But I just want to talk about a couple of things and show you all a few of the little TikToks I saw. So we're going to start off with TikToks. So, this one is talking about how the...

This TikTok is talking about how most of the Blacks are saying that Kamala doesn't deserve to be in the White House. So we're just gonna play it out and see what happens.

A lot of y'all were told that this woman is responsible for thousands of black people being sent to jail, and that is not true. In fact, it's the exact opposite. Kamala was the most productive prosecutor of her time, even launching a program that aimed to hold police accountable. Back in 2005, she launched the Back on Track program that was meant to reduce sentences for people with nonviolent and low-level drug trafficking crimes. This woman did not want black people in jail.

In fact, she wanted to reduce sentences, and she wanted to dedicate her time into helping people get second chances. So much so that at one point, they were calling her a social worker instead of a prosecutor.

Now, about this one, about Kamala, she started off as a, I actually forgot it. I like, I gotta look it up. So, she was the Attorney General of California from 2011 to 2017. Then she served as a US Senator from California from 2017 to 2021. And then after that, you know, Biden became President. She was his Vice President, and now, fast forward to now, she's our new President. If y'all vote for her, oh my God, vote, get out there, November 5th, vote.

Now I have some edit, no, now I have some crazy, crazy, crazy edits of her people's songs. Gotta find the first one. So the first one is America Has a Coconut Tree by Beyoncé and Kamala Harris. Hold on, my phone tripping right now. It's been a, so yeah, there's a Solange song. The next song is... I don't know. Hmm, next one is Saucy Santana. Sorry, guys. This entire thing has been funny. That clip of her saying, you think you should put out a coconut tree, was from a long time ago.

It's like, I feel like it was three years ago, two years ago. I don't remember. But yeah, that entire situation is so funny. Like, imagine, imagine you're scrolling on Twitter one day, and you see Kamala's HQ page, and it's just, the banner of the page is just Brackfont. That is too funny. So yeah, I'm glad Joe Biden dropped out, because it allows for us to have a better, greater community.

And if y'all want to get on the Kamala, if y'all want to get on the Kamala chain for periodic updates, then I'll leave that link down below. And that's your choice if you want to do it or not. But like I said, vote! Donate to Kamala down in the description below. We really need it. Please vote. It doesn't matter what kind of vote. It can be $20, $1, $5. Vote! And can donate. So the next topic. I don't know what to do, because like I said, this is my first podcast. I just want to talk. I'm just.

Oh, yeah. So I saw that. I saw that COWBOY CARTER. I saw that. I saw that this bitch. This bitch is trending. Probably because somebody has the name. Somebody said, B-day is Beyoncé's best album. I can't. But it's really her loudest album. B-day is her loudest album. It's so loud. Like, how can you even scream on that kind of level? You feel me? If I had any of those in the background, my step-father would be coming home in a minute. I don't give a fuck about him. But yeah.

Somebody said, I love COWBOY CARTER, but I really miss this cunty-, cuntyonce so bad. Yes, I love, I love that shit. Like, RENAISSANCE is my best favorite album. It helped me through a lot. So, someone said, somebody said, look around, everybody on mute with the video. That's one more thing I want to show you.

Have y'all, I don't know if y'all saw her trailer, but she dropped the trailer, and it uses Freedom by Beyoncé, which means that this is going to be a good campaign year, because everybody loves Freedom by Beyoncé and Kendrick Lamar. So, I'm just going to go ahead and play that for you.

Where no one is above the law. We believe in the promise of America and we're ready to fight for it. Because when we fight, we win. So join us. Go to KamalaHarris.com and let's get to work.

But somebody said, COWBOY CARTER, birth of star, highlighting marginalized artists, sparked conversations about the origins of an entire genre, boosting music consumption in that same genre. And that's like too funny. Ooh, have y'all heard, ooh, wait. I know this is off topic, but have y'all heard Megan new album? When I tell you, oh my god, it's so good, it's so good. I know that it came out last month and all, but still, it's good. I have a lot of favorite songs out there.

I even have the fucking CD. Come on, get into it, get into it, get into it, get into it, Butterfly Disc, because I'm expensive like that. So yeah, also today is the Paris Olympics. So I'm gonna be watching that soon, cause one of my-, I won't say what he is to me, but one of my is playing for the Paris Olympics for soccer. And I'm gonna let y'all get that, I'm gonna let y'all find out who that is. And if y'all don't see no pictures of us, that's because there ain't no pictures of us.

Because I told you, don't give pictures of us to nobody. Keep that shit on your phone. And if somebody gets your phone, take it back real quick. Doja Cat is trending, I wonder why. Oh, let's talk about, okay, yeah, that, I don't care about that. Oh, shit. We're gonna have to take a break, because my camera just died. So, I'll be right back with a fresh new camera. Okay, so I'm back. If the camera quality does look different, that's because I'm using my iPad now, and I look a little more propane.

So, I do not know what else to talk about. Oh, let's talk about one thing that had me pissed off. Have you seen that new Instagram thing? Where y'all could add notes to other people's posts? I don't like that. I don't like that, because tell me why I opened up my Instagram one day, just like, pass the scroll for a little bit, check somebody's stuff, just check people's stories and shit, check my man's story. I've seen full people giving birth on my fucking feed.

I've seen somebody having sex on my feed. We don't need that Instagram. Stop that bullshit. We don't need that. You don't need that. Like goddamn, I cannot scroll, I cannot do that. Like when I'm at church, I'm trying to scroll. I don't want to see nobody giving birth. I don't want to see nobody eating people's ass, fisting people on my fucking timeline, goddamn. And I just scrolled back to Kamala on Instagram.

The Shade Room posted that Barack and Michelle Obama has officially endorsed Kamala for the Democratic nominee, which is amazing. Black on black greatness is what we need, not black on black crime. Like, that shit needs to stop. I haven't even been hearing black on black crime in my neighborhood, and I'm in a hood. I'm in a fucking hood. And I have fucking iPhone, iPad, finna get an Apple Watch, I got an Xbox, fucking computer and shit. Oh shit, my old man finna get cold.

But yeah, one thing that I love about the gays, though, is that we have limited creativity. Like, I'm so deadass, we have limited creativity. Cause why the fuck do I have tape right here, and this shit still work? I bought this fan last year. Last year. And we, and that shit broke one time because I accidentally sat on it, but we used fucking tape and shit, and that shit still work. And then, another thing that I like about our creativity is because we can make fan things.

I have a fucking fan album of this woman. A fucking fan vinyl that I fucking made, RENAISSANCE. Oh my God, a fan being by me. And then I have RENAISSANCE, that poster right there is from RENAISSANCE. I'm gonna get COWBOY CARTER, like we have money to access our childhood. Like I saw something on TikTok a while ago, a long time ago. It said that as a gay man in his 20s, we act like children because we never got to experience our own childhood.

So please get some, please snap for that TikTokker, because he was exactly right, because I act like a fucking child, even though I'm 20 years old. I want to talk about, I don't know what I want to talk about. Oh, Lord. I Spice just dropped visuals for her song, Oh, shh, featuring Travis Scott. God damn it, she's still shaking ass. I wanna know how the fuck she got skimpy. That girl got so skinny, right? It's like, it's so crazy.

Like, if you go back to like, if you go to this video, that bitch is skinny and is not skinny. But now, she's skinny as fuck. I don't like how Trump is trying to push this Project 2025 on us. That sounds so fucking sketchy. If I look high, don't worry about that. Like I said, I'm looking at the viewfinder. Okay, ooh, oh. So last year, no, not last year, beginning of this year, I made a song called, I forgot what song it was. I gotta find it. Like if I don't know, I'm a rapper.

I am a R-A-P-P-E-R rapper. With three albums over a lot of fucking songs made. I have a shitload of songs made. I just started last year in December. Like my first song was December 12th. I have 78, well, not really, but I have less than 78. I have 70 songs. I wrote 70 songs. I wrote 70 songs, that's crazy. In the span of December 2023 to now, I wrote 70 songs. Most of my release, I'm working on my fifth, sixth and seventh album. My fourth album is already made, is uploaded, is ready to go.

That's coming out next year. I already have singles for those. Those singles are coming out, well, one of the singles are coming out this year with a bunch of different versions. We have, hold on. So that single is called Safe, and that has the album version Safe, the single version Safe, Safe Chopped and Screwed, Safe Sped Up, Safe Extended Version, Safe Radio Edit, Safe Extras, and Safe Alt Version.

The alt version I made recently is basically like the same beat, but the melody is different, but the melody is like the same BPM as the actual melody of Safe. So that was kind of easy. And then we have a song that has a sample, which I fucking love, which is cleared too. I got it cleared. It's called We Might Even Be Falling In Love By Me. I could like play y'all a little sample of the beat, hold on. That's the only stuff y'all getting.

But yeah, I used the song, We Might Even Be Falling In Love by Victoria Mournais, because that's my favorite song. When I heard it when I was playing the game on my Xbox, like 2021, I swear to God, I love that song. Also, the album that that song is on, that album wasn't even supposed to be an album, it was supposed to be a single, but my dumb ass, well, that album is called Love Wars. That has been in my brain since 2022. It's 2024. I made the album cover in 2022.

I didn't post it, I haven't saved it in my photos, but, new phone. And then, we'll be right back. Let me freeze it, but yeah. I changed my name on Instagram, Twitter, well, I changed my bio on Instagram and Twitter. I changed my name on TikTok to add Love Wars, October 5th, 2022. I scratched that idea so fucking badly. Like I said, that shit is wack. I don't want to do that shit no more. So then I left it alone. I left it alone.

And now, 2024, I saw it when I was working on my newest album, Men Like Grimm's Food came out this month on the 12th. Go stream it, link down below, playlist down below. And I was like, oh my god, that brings back so much memory. Like I'm deadass. I said that. I said, let me try to reuse this again, because now I'm an artist. I make music now. So yeah, I repurposed that picture. And I said, let me do an album instead of a single. So yeah, I did that.

The tracklist is 12 tracks, including Safe and We Might Even Be Falling In Love, but there's also a title track, which is called Love Wars. I can give y'all hints to what there will be. I can give y'all hints to what there is. So there is one transition, and that's from an interlude into Safe, which is the interlude will be eight and Safe will be nine. We might even be falling in love, and Love Wars is six and seven. So it's in one consecutive order.

I have it as different parts because of the interludes. So we got the phrase part, which is one through four, which four is the interlude, six through eight, which is eight is the interlude, nine through twelve, which is what the track is the actual. And there's a slightly deluxe, which has another transition from a song that's released by my producer Kato, it's Kato's Strength 101. And he made a song, and I rapped on it. No, he made a beat, another beat, and I rapped on it.

That's similar to the outro of the single, Kato's Strength 101, called Wasted. So yeah, that's the transition of the song. Ugh, I literally don't know what else to talk about. I'll just open it up. Okay, so, as far as what I know, and what I said, I don't have nothing else to do. I saw, wait, no, let's talk about this. Tell me why, tell me why.

I open TikTok on my artist TikTok, my main page, and I see, and I go to my artist zone, which shows me like all my metrics and stuff on how many people have, how many video views I had for my song, with my song. Tell me why I have, I have 1 million video views. And I'm like, huh? I was so confused, I was so confused, yeah. But yeah, I'm also like, gang, like gang war, followers as we fucking speak. Oh, oh, I wrote a book. It's called Life With You. It's on Wattpad.

Don't judge me, I use Wattpad, you know, I'm 20 year old. But yeah, it's on Wattpad. Excuse me, I gotta get some water. Thank you AI is just weird. But let's talk about iOS 18, though, cause that's why, kind of why I'm like, getting into more AI shit. So, apparently... I'm just gonna record this here, I can see. If I go to the general software update, it says iOS 18.0. That's because I have iOS 18.

I got it like, when they first did the first, when they showcased it, and when they showcased it, and back in June, they released it. Nah, and I got it. Basically, there's not a lot, there's not a lot on my wallpaper, I'm a fan. But back when I got it, there was like no changes besides for the home screen. If I do the home screen customize, we have this feature. But there's been like four consecutive updates. So everything's like a little more normal now.

So I'm not in dark mode, so that my icons are like real light. If I go to dark mode, the icons change. And it's like every... I was 18 beta four. That brought versatility to like third party apps. So if I turn to dark mode, turn on dark mode again. As you can see, BandLab, Spotify for Artists, which was actually white, YouTube Music, YouTube Roku, that was all just white while the basic Apple apps were wearing. There was just dark.

They brought all the apps that can't be changed, that doesn't have access to the dark mode thing. Yet, it would just be toned down so it can match. Also, one thing that was supposed to be coming, that I don't have, but other people have, is the RCS thing. I want that so bad, because I want to try it out with my Android, which I don't know. Back before I got my third iPhone, no, my second iPhone, I had this hoe. It still works too.

I can just swipe the screen into the password, but I'm not even going to do that. Besides, why would I do that on stream, when I'm on stream, on podcast? It's basically just weird. Weird. And then I'm waiting for the new mail app thing to happen, because I've been waiting for that shit to happen. I'm like, why is my mailbox so ugly? I keep saying that to myself, but I don't want to like actually say it.

But there's one feature that I don't like from this update, it's the fact that you can like record fucking calls, and you can hide apps, like why the fuck do I want to hide an app? That's crazy. Why would I want to hide an app? I don't have nothing too high besides Twitter. Like, that's just crazy to me. And people, now, also, I've been reading about something. Someone, like, this is the girl who said this, someone said people who have Roku are, Rokus are broke.

Which, I'm living in a, I'm living in a luxurious house in the middle of the hood with Beyoncé posters, LED lights, Xbox, Xbox, I have an Xbox 360 and an Xbox One, I'm finna get a PlayStation soon. Got a fuckin Roku, I have three fuckin Vinyls, I have two iPhones, one of them doesn't work anymore because an Apple update. I have a, I have two cameras, two cameras, one of them runs off of batteries and one of them, has a problem with fuckin storage.

I have a bunch of cases on my fuckin, as y'all can see on the poster, I have five cases, not five, four. The one on my phone, that's the fifth one. I have an expensive fuckin shirt from Walmart. Desk, well, my step-driver got that from the flea market, but my monitor wasn't cheap, my laptop wasn't cheap, my phone wasn't cheap. Gee, I'm the most cheapest, expensive person that y'all can find. Like, I get a lot of stuff from my phone, $199.99 on sale at Walmart.

Literally, I can pull up the receipts. I'm not a bitch. Just because I'll have a Roku doesn't mean anything. I can watch TV on a fucking Xbox, if all I care. I have a Roku because it allows me to empty my phone and play music to my fucking TV. Not because I don't shit up. I don't have a speaker. Well, I have a speaker, I don't know where it is. But still, get your facts together.

And not to mention, not to mention, I have a fucking Apple Pencil that does not work on my, does not work on my, it doesn't work on my iPad because my iPad's there. Young version, it's a younger version of an iPad that I'm finna get. I'm finna trade my iPad in and get a new one because the charging on this shit is crazy. Like, I bet it's finna die soon. Let me check. Yeah, it's on 58%. So we good. I'm good for a while. Then I put my own fucking clothes. My clothes aren't cheap, expensive.

Like, you can't say nothing, cuz you're broke, lady. Like, I have Airpods Pro second generation. Not with the USB-C thing, but I have one more lot in it. My hair products. My hair products ain't expensive and cheap. Those shit cost 40 over 50. And they're sacred items. They're fucking sacred items. Like, you can't say nothing to me. My paycheck is going to be fat too when I get back to work. Because we got my job, I have some new company. I work at a school called Baylor.

It's called Baylor University. My uncle, back in the olden days, he was the first African American to go to that school. So that's kind of why. Why I'm working there, kind of. I don't go to school there because by the fudge, I go to school. I mean, I've been trying to get apps for my entire life. But hey, at least I graduated high school last year. Next year, well, I don't know what I want to do with these podcasts.

I don't know what I want to do with these podcasts, because I'm like still new to this. And if my microphone cuts out, that's probably because I'm pressing this button right here. It's on and off, or mute, or whatever. I'm going to get a Blue Yeti soon, so it doesn't even matter. I'm not going to get a blue fucking Yeti. I'm going to get like a standing microphone, like I could just stand up, talk, run around, while not having to hold the fucking microphone. Crazy.

I also need to get me another bottle of hair oil, because this one is running out. What else is there? This probably is a perfect time. I have a merch store. Oh, hold on. I have a... I'm gonna have to switch microphones, cause my computer just froze on me, I think. So, so I switched to my phone. So now I don't have to fucking worry, it's just gonna be on my phone too. I feel like when I go back to work, I'm going to like just get the fucking microphone that I want.

Cause I'm getting a new computer as well, I'm getting new shit, I'm getting a new mattress, cause this mattress has a bunch of holes in it, because of me, cause I don't like, cause I like fucking ripping shit apart. I have anger issues, oh God. Like last night, I was on the phone with my side nigga and my main nigga. They both know each other, so it really doesn't matter. But I haven't seen my side nigga in the middle, cause he's on tour.

He's also an artist, so I don't say nothing about that either. So yeah, I just wanted to call him because my main nigga who lives in Europe, who lives in Spain, he was asleep at the time. So yeah, I was on the phone with him, my best friend, and on my other phone, my side nigga. Like, it was like, one phone had my best friend, my main nigga. The other phone, the other phone, I had my side nigga.

Then this phone, this phone was over here, and I was playing character AI, because don't fucking play with me. I will fucking play this shit. I will fucking use character AI. I don't care, I have the app on my phone. I have the app on my iPad. I have the app on my computer. I could be playing this right now instead of doing this, but I wanted to do this, because I wanted to. Would that be a problem? Because I wanted to. Awesome.

I'm going to show y'all the album cover that I made in 2022, right here. And if y'all don't know where that is, or where I stuck that, that's right where I'm talking to y'all at. Like, that's like right where I'm talking to y'all at. My bed was literally right where I'm currently standing. When I got home from school, I laid down my bed with this camera I got from school, took a picture of the street right outside my window that's still right there.

Ooh, ooh, and I tell y'all, and I fucking tell y'all, that shit's look good. I instantly went to kava.com when I was in their Pro Edition and added Love Wars. Actually, it was called One of a Kind at that time, but I changed it to be Love Wars. And that shit's gonna be popular now. People are gonna be coming up to that shit like, oh, hey, but they better not fucking step on these people, right? Because I'm gonna move at this one fucking house soon. Real soon.

But next year, I don't know what I want. I think next year, I'm going on a cruise and a family reunion. So y'all gonna see me and my fucking family. Oh, God, here's a picture of me and my family in Las Vegas. So yeah, this is my entire family. My mother's not there because my mother has a fucking child, and she has to go to school. But me and my cousins, we was in high school. This was 2021. We was in high school. We got out early. We got out early. They got out on the 25th.

We got out a couple of weeks before that. A couple of days before that. We got out Friday. And we left Saturday. I was so happy. I was so happy. I had my dreads. It was so fun. And I'll tell you, I'll tell you, last night was a fucking nightmare. Because me and my cousin, me and my cousin Sissy and Deedee, they're girls, we went out on the Las Vegas streets to find food. Because we was hungry. It was hungry. And my grandma kept calling, kept calling us, trying to see where he is.

And it was like, God damn, why is she calling us? Bitch, we're trying to find food, bitch. And we was like, and we called, so we answered the phone, and we told her, no, she told us to come back to the hotel right now, because y'all are going to get kidnapped. I'm like, we're not going to get fucking kidnapped. If I look like a grown fucking man, which I don't, if I'm tall like a grown fucking man, they'll see me, they'll see the thing down with my two kids, two teenagers.

But she said, no, get your asses back to the fucking, get your ass back to the fucking hotel right now. That pisses me off, because I want to like have fun in my last fucking day, because we didn't go nowhere. Like we just stayed in that hotel. Like we could not go nowhere. And so that like pisses real off. But this is about the only time my grandma made me, made me and my cousins mad.

Because back a long time ago at a family reunion, my grandma told my cousin Sissy that, no, my cousin Sissy told my grandma that she needs to go to the bathroom. And so my grandma told her to go to the, to the potty potty, the porta potty. And so she did, she did that. And she came back and she came to me talking about, my grandma was talking about, your grandma did so much, your grandma did so much. She told me to go to the potty potty and that shit stank and disgusting.

I'm like, yeah, that sounds like her. That sounds exactly like her. And so my grandma, then after that little while, my grandma had to go to the restroom too. But she forced all of us to go back to her cousin. She forced all of us, me, Sissy, Sissy's twin brother, because we were staying with our grandparents, because it was my papa's family reunion on his side. And so she made us get in the car and go back to the hotel, just for her to ask to go to the restroom. I'm like, you is a bitch.

I didn't say that to her face, but I was like, are you serious? Sister was deadass mad. Like in the car, she was like, not in the car, but while she was in, when my grandma was in the bathroom, she was like, your grandma, like, why she did not have to do all of that? It's like, it was so funny. I could just be there. I could just, I could, I like, I don't know what I could do, but that shit was too funny.

So I think it's getting past, it's getting, yeah, it's getting to the time that I need to stop at. So like I said, everything for Kamala is down in the description below. If you want to stream my music, down below. If you want to donate to Kamala, down below. Stream COWBOY CARTER by Beyoncé, down below. If you want to buy the official vinyl for COWBOY CARTER, down below. COWBOY CARTER, down below. Subscribe to my socials on the screen and down below. Subscribe to this YouTube channel.

Go to this YouTube channel page. Go scroll to see my other channels. Subscribe to all of them so you can build an army. I'm going to be trying to build an army. If you like my music, feel free to text my Instagram, because I'm not that popular on Instagram. Text my Instagram below, or my second number will be down below. If y'all want to join my updates, that will be down below. Kamala's updates will be down below also. Beyoncé's updates will be down below.

So without out of the way, thank you for watching this podcast or listening to this podcast on Spotify, and I will see you tomorrow. Peace.