#197: GLASS TANKS AND TOUGH TENDONS
If you drink enough tiger milk you become invincible .

If you drink enough tiger milk you become invincible .
*dances in the ashes*
Would you clone your cat?
I bet 10k on a sperm race and all i got was a concussion. *national anthem plays in background of hospital*
magic is not real.
WE MUST WAR THE CHRISTIANS BEFORE THEY DESTROY WHATS LEFT OF OUR COUNTRY. In attempt to seize religious supremacy -Donald Trump has established a new christian task force: The White House Faith Office. The cruel hypocrisy of the republican religious are "poisoning the blood of our country” *Christian Nationalism is a threat to our democratic freedom* King Trump impersonates the pope. Vance misses church (got stuck in the couch) Pam Bondi goons to gods glory. Paula White just loves scamming. And ...
becoming your therapists favorite therapist
RIP
Sometimes ya just gotta go all in on the soup.
looking at a study about the negative vibes and utility of art - what an unfortunate set of circumstances. "People are more willing to engage with negative content when it is presented as art rather than as a straightforward photograph, according to new research published" Big if true.
Jesus cuts us open- its really uncomfortable.
The flat earth losers got sent to Antarctica
don't backstab your friends in a dungeon...also the telsa loser dropped a manifesto :)
Traitor (and Russian Shill) Tim Pool makes fun of a PhD paper about the politics and ethics of smell...so we make fun of him (and his smelly tumor) SKUNKS STINK
$camerica Enters the Vigilante Era *strange times in weird places* vig·i·lan·te (noun) a member of a self-appointed group of citizens who undertake law enforcement in their community without legal authority, typically because the legal agencies are thought to be inadequate. <3
Taylor Swift destroyed the United States of America...and we are never ever getting back together.
GET IN THE GOD DAM CAR WE'RE GOING TO FLAVORTOWN
Intravenous copium? Lets get it crackinn
Evangelist pastor Eric Conn teaches us about biblical sexuality and shows us how to find the ideal woman. He's a gross person.
*low effort and maximum grime, a comfortable assassin commits no crime* -ancient proverb
The true story of the Juggalos
crucifixions in every major city :) FYG <3
orange syrup and clownshoes *honk honk*
art sucks
Will Donald J trump be anointed as our first presidential king or is he destined to die in prison? "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
(the feeling of throwing art in the trash)
this dude really out here thinking he dangerous *glizzy overdrive : ENGAGE * shout out to the homies <3
They'll steal the poop right out of your butt.
your shitty car dies in a zoo parking lot - and you have 30 pounds of fruit.
*rails viagra* cause god told me to