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Time to analyze/judge/yack/laugh about this week in Housewives. We finally figured out why there was no new Atlanta this week; the SUPERBOWL! Who said this wasn't an investigative detective-type podcast?

On Part One of the Salt Lake City reunion, the ladies have gathered to dig up year-old beefs, present Andy with poorly photocopied printouts, and one-up each other's traumas. Winner: Heather. Loser: Lisa. Confused: Mary. Then it's over to the latest Dallas ep, which left a bad taste in both Marshall and Emily's mouths. Even worse than the secret cricket pizza. We discuss Brandi's sensitive stomach, how Kam keeps blowing her "gay icon" potential, and the etiquette (sigh) behind Tiffany's hostess text and that "no shoes in the house" rule.

Next week Atlanta returns (thank Satan [Kenya]), plus Dallas Goes To Austin, then Part Deux of the SLC reunion, and... holy shit; New Jersey premieres Wednesday night?! GOLDEN 👏 AGE 👏 OF 👏 TELEVISION 👏 Follow us on the Twitters @thetrashboxpod and on Instagram @trashboxhousewives. Subscribe, like, donate half your income to our church.