we are charli xcxirk
alex and kev get ended, a blackout wednesday recap, and other non-patreon exclusive faggotry 😊. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 09, 2025•35 min•Season 2Ep. 36
trade sesh
WE REPRESENT QUEERS
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Episodes
sin límite
alex and kev lament their very serious hot chips addiction, alex schemes to ruin an ex-coomf's graduation, & kev is ended fiercely www.patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 01, 2025•38 min•Season 2Ep. 35
give me the dollar
kev and alex react to chains of love, evil evil alex goes off on a poor seshanista who was only trying to show us love and grace, & kev showcases his vocal talent patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 23, 2025•40 min•Season 2Ep. 34
alex needs a bump
alex needs a job (i.e., bump), kev almost emails his hole pics to a small spanish hotel, and we read a few reader submissions 😘 patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 15, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 33
FISH BARCODE
kev and alex discuss gay guy thirst traps on the tl, recap their final thoughts on the dick phone 2, and manifest a grammy win for godisson rae patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 03, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 32
do you believe in milk & cookies?
someone threatens to shoot alex, kev gets told to move seats on the bus, and a big beautiful woman runs towards them in the desert patreon.com/Tradesesh Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 27, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 31
SHRUMP SAYS
addison rae changes the world, kev beefs with someone in TSA, alex gags for her owala, the end is nigh patreon,com/Tradesesh - Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 19, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 30
sad pathetic life.
alex beefs with an invisible bus, kev can't do CPR, and multiple aquarium gaggings are to be fawking had. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 12, 2025•38 min•Season 2Ep. 29
message from the executive
https://patreon.com/Tradesesh FIRST DROP TOMORROW WHERE WE DO A LIVE REVIEW OF LIFE OF A SH*WGIRL 2 EXCLUSIVE BONUS EPISODES A MONTH, MAYBE EVEN SOME OTHER SURPRISES ALONG THE WAY... WHAT COULD BE MORE GAGGY PLEASE FREE US SHE'S MAKING US BUILD HER ANOTHER PRIVATE JET Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 08, 2025•39 sec
mine is not cussing
kev spirals about the fate of all, alex dishes on her addison tour experience, and LET ME DO MINE MINE IS NOT CUSSING Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 05, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 28
the world was supposed to end in 2012
BABY ITS 2013.... alex takes a shit at the club, kev discusses his niche internet micro-celebrity past, and the future doesn't exist Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 28, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 27
the long dick
alex's doordash driver crashes into her house & then she met a TikTok icon, kev got a hercut, The Long Dick was a gag idc, and a certain event was even gaggier my dear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 23, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 26
my shit bang.
alex ends gaga, miami is shite, bartending could be tea, what can be done (recorded before #youknowwhat) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 14, 2025•40 min•Season 2Ep. 25
it's getting gaggy my dear
alex makes the children gag, kev gets attacked by birds, and more in another riveting spectacle of tradeiana shenanigans my dears Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 07, 2025•38 min•Season 2Ep. 24
keyboard fart
everything is happening to alex. kev beefs with a service worker. the killer is in your house. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 24, 2025•40 min•Season 2Ep. 23
it stinks.
real fucking bad too. = LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 17, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 22
douche cola
girl wtf did we even talk about; we saw Together, working in customer service is SHITE, we need to do something drastic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 10, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 21
lettuce in my hole
i want burger king omg 😭 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 03, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 20
phantom trade
fully don't know wtf happened to alex's audio...... bnfnnfjfnjdjddffd Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 27, 2025•40 min•Season 2Ep. 19
DADDING IM CUMMING
ohhhhhhh bitch we talk about it all. ALLL. from SHITvel vs. DIHc comics to getting various bodily fluids expelled upon your nether regions. we need to call the police Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 21, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 18
labooboo
LOS LABUBUS SON HIJOS DE LUCIFER LABUBU=BECEBÚ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jul 12, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 17
how to train your trade
MY BAG MY MAN MY PAP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 20, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 16
final seshtination
We were in a race to fist hole Yesterday, through today, 'til tomorrow But when the trade blew up A piece of shrapnel flew and slowed that part of you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jun 14, 2025•40 min•Season 2Ep. 15
im robyn the store
EVERYTHING'S SESHYYYYYYYYYYYY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 31, 2025•40 min•Season 2Ep. 14
seafood boil in the DMV
fully don't remember what the FUCK. we talked about... YESSSS SIS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 17, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 13
i don't mind a little scat 😊
PUT. IT IN A CUP MIX IT UP ADD THE SCAT Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 10, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 12
big fat butt
its a sesh to remembuh as we queen the fuck out and throw knives at people what we talk about some shit about houses, charli's track 10 live performances, addison's upcoming life-changing album, and other stuff it's everything Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 03, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 11
i feel like a chop queen
this week's episode is every fucking thing as we talk the economics of chip prices, katy perry surviving the illuminati spacecraft, peeing in a jamba juice smoothie, you name it I FEEL LIKE A CHOP QUEEN Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 19, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 10
but demi's not even confident
THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SMELLING MY FART.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 12, 2025•42 min•Season 2Ep. 9
remy gun
YOU CAN'T BUY A TRADE SESH G*N AND THEN BE TRADE SESH.... we're discussing it all this week from bluetooth-caused cancer and to nearly getting assaulted at work by a 30+ year old g*y man. and it's just fawking good. BULLET BURNS BULLET BURN BULLET BUUUURNS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Apr 05, 2025•41 min•Season 2Ep. 8
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