Episode 25 has arrived! Once again mediocre days for the boys, but they managed to get through this long week. Shakira Shakira we wanna hear ya! Or do we? The boys discuss the Super Bowl and the halftime show. Two polls this week pb&j on bread or toast and would you try a franks red hot donut from Dunkin? Find out who the winner was! Again another discussion on toilet paper and how it’s supposed to be put on the roll. Carey’s dad went to a concert, but he missed the opening act! *spoiler ale...
Feb 08, 2020•2 hr 2 min
Episode 24 has arrived! Rough week for Carey but a great week for Zack. Bats, bats, and more bats...not only did Carey have a bat story this week but it’s also been connected to the corona virus outbreak. No wonder he got sick after his encounter. Tragic news about Kobe Bryant and all those lost in the helicopter crash. Gwyneth Paltrows new scented candle is out but we’re not quite sure it’s one that will be flying off the shelves. It’s a bit of a leap for us to understand why leap year is a thi...
Feb 01, 2020•1 hr 46 min
Episode 23 has arrived! Mediocre week for the boys getting started with their ratings of their week. Zack continues on with his health kick going strong with the diet. Antonio Brown is once again in the news and not for good reasons. Quick question....would ufc fighters do well in the American Ninja Warrior obstacle course? An ironic ending to a stealing sting leaves inside edition on the wrong end of the stick. Daddy daughter and daddy doggy dates are something the boys talk about doing. A coup...
Jan 25, 2020•1 hr 45 min
(Please forgive us for the low sound quality...still playing around with the live stream settings) Episode 22 has arrived! The boys had pretty good weeks this week not rating their weeks highly. Sports, sports, and more sports! From Aaron Hernandez to the Astros scandal. Bone in or bone out either way is it finger lickin’ good? No death talk this week but just the opposite with Betty White and her immortality. Right lane, left lane, or who’s in the lane first? This weeks derailments have Sherank...
Jan 18, 2020•1 hr 49 min
Episode 21 has arrived! Despite technical difficulties on the live stream end the boys push on! Starting off normally with the weekly rating then things get a bit derailed from there. There’s something for everyone nowadays and now short guys have their own clothing company! Cowboys new head coach Mike McCarthy has a sleepover at owner Jerry Jones’ house which has the boys a bit puzzled. As usual the toilets are topics of discussions! Prince Harry steps down, Ethan Suplee steps up, and Justin Bi...
Jan 11, 2020•1 hr 22 min
Episode 20 coincidentally the first episode in 2020! The boys start off with a recap of their NYE night. the heat gun shrimp started off 2019 well but maybe not so much in 2020. Zack's wife started producing new merchandise for Total Train Wreck but Carey was none too excited about the blunder with his shirt. Gene Simmons may be trying to start a new trend while the boys discuss another new trend for 2020 that they hopes dies out quickly. Friends, the Joker, and The Proud Family are the media ta...
Jan 04, 2020•1 hr 25 min
Episode 19 has arrived! The boys rate their weeks pretty highly due to food, family, and fun. Now that the year is ending and we’re pulling on into a new decade why not jump into a year...wait for it...a DECADE in review! Graduations, kids, and marriage! Zack takes a trip into New York with his family and it is not a clean retelling. Surprise phone call with the pre-wife to give a review on Netflix’s “You”. This week’s derailments have Carey questioning fast food prices while Zacks has him being...
Dec 28, 2019•1 hr 30 min
Legally arriving at a station near you it’s Episode 18! The boys get started off with a lovely ensemble of Rudolph the red nose reindeer kickin it off with some seasonly cheer. Carey finally got a chance to check out the Popeyes chicken sandwich. Spoiler alert! Zack gives a synopsis of “The Confession Killer”. Sad news for the end of the year followed up by some stories worthy of discussion. Two new segments join the train wreck “That Absolutely should Not Happen” and “Debate Debacle”. Lastly, t...
Dec 21, 2019•2 hr
Episode 17 has pulled into the station! Despite candy being in the air last week the boys start this week off talking about how Carey starts his day off...by eating candy for breakfast. Now with new equipment it gets hot and heavy with the first round of coitus, marry, or kill. Old age is creeping up on Zack and he’s curious as to whether or not Carey and Sheranko are feeling it too. Call the press, somebody announces their retirement. This week’s derailment has Sheranko closing doors, Carey cov...
Dec 14, 2019•1 hr 46 min
There’s candy in the air!! Episode Sweet 16 is here! Ok there’s not really candy in the air...it’s a low pressure system swingin on into the Total Train Wreck studio with our special guest interview with Weather Enthusiast Benjamin Vogt (@VWeatherWatcher)! You can find the interview at minute 24:00. The boys start off in grim fashion and things get a bit macabre. After gathering themselves they jump on into a new segment called “In or Out”. After the special guest interview a few funny stories f...
Dec 07, 2019•1 hr 59 min
The Grand Mamma Slamma, the Strawberry Jamma, Special Guest Cory Snyder is in the house for episode 15. The boys all give their recap of their thanksgiving dinner. Great on the bump, but at the plate there’s a slump...Zack and Snyder reminisce about their college baseball days. The boys learn a fun fact about food over in China. As always the derailments of the week...Zack gets scared by bears, Snyder’s mad about being single, and Carey got snubbed right before the first winter storm. All that a...
Nov 30, 2019•1 hr 27 min
Gobble Gobble!!! Episode 14 the Thanksgiving Special is here. With under a week to go the boys are gearing up and getting their stretchy pants ready to go! First on the plate we’re drafting (yes...drafting) our favorite turkey day sides. Followed up by to touch or not to touch. As with every thanksgiving we recognize the three things we’re most thankful for. Don’t worry though, they’re most definitely not sentimental. With a transition into some normal episode antics we each picked out a funny n...
Nov 23, 2019•1 hr 37 min
Three’s company! Special guest/silent (not so silent) partner/ sponsor Zack Sheranko adds a third voice to the crew of two. The cold is starting to hit, the frost is sticking, but unfortunately there’s no windshield scraper to be found. The NFL helmet fight has the boys wondering what weapons athletes in other sports might use. Zack’s soup draft gets vetoed. Rabbis, China, and baby powder are all topics for Carey’s weird stories of the week. Derailments of the week have the Zack’s fed up with th...
Nov 16, 2019•1 hr 53 min
Surprise! A day early and a dollar short, the boys are here with episode 12! Blue eyes, green eyes, red eyes...no, it's Popeyes! The new chicken sandwich has everyone in a kerfuffle. Zack talks more about his baby poop woes. The first annual, and probably only, cartoon draft. The boys were feeling extra reminiscent today diving into some fads from when they were growing up. A magnificently botched segment on "Today in History" rounds up the end of episode 12. As always the derailments of the wee...
Nov 08, 2019•1 hr 4 min
End of the week and episode 11 is here! Zack has a long list of stuff to go over. Halloween came and went but the boys steered clear of the spookiness it brings with it. The first annual candy draft was here and the boys went through four rounds of candy drafting to make up their All Star candy teams. Big news on the podcast studio was announced today! Superstitions, global warming, and the random question generator were all segments for this week. As always the boys end it with their derailment...
Nov 02, 2019•1 hr 5 min
DOUBLE DIGITS?! Episode 10 has rolled on in with a cowboy in tow. Wedding jitters...nah Carey is calm, cool, and collected with 8 months to go in the wedding countdown. Vegas or Hawaii, the boys discuss what they would do if they ran out of money in another state far from home after talking about Momma B's vacation story. A lengthy game of "would you rather" rounds up the segments while this weeks derailments leave a bad taste in Zacks mouth and Carey feeling like a diabetic. That and more on th...
Oct 26, 2019•1 hr 8 min
Total Train Wreck episode 9 and it is oh so fine! Now limited to one defecatory story an episode, Zack shares a story about a not so tasty chocolate fountain. Take two on twitter advice and it came out so much more nice. Weird wedding traditions have the boys questioning their friendship. As always we end it with our derailments of the week. Sony and sammiches have the fellas in a tizzy, finger pop toys though keep one of the guys busy. All that and more in this week's episode of The Total Train...
Oct 19, 2019•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 9
Episode 8 has arrived! The boys give out terrible advice to people on Twitter. Coaching kids now vs years before and why sports are different. Question? Is it rude to call a baby ugly? Lastly, the derailments of the week! Carey comes up a little short on his but at least he doesn’t have to deal with shrinkage like Zack! ♫Music by Dj Quads♫ ● @aka-dj-quads ● twitter.com/DjQuads ● www.youtube.com/channel/UCusFqutyfTWRqGhC8kHA5uw ● open.spotify.com/artist/2VZrdImbvB03VWApYtBRr3 ● www.instagram.com/...
Oct 12, 2019•1 hr 12 min
The train left the station and the boys are at it again! This episode you can hear about how The Total Train Wreck Podcast studio is coming along and a few of the things we have planned for the future. Oh no call in the clean up crew but its not what you might think if you've heard previous episodes. Tattoos, food, movies, and Netflix are all discussed on this episode. Lastly, the derailments of the week have Carey seeing the Pennsylvania state flower and Zack is angered by the stocking boys and...
Oct 08, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 7
On episode 6 the boys take on perfume! Carey does a deep dive into Taylors perfume collection, and does his best explaining the smells. They also talk some interesting #2 stories. Make sure to share and subscribe! ♫Music by Dj Quads♫ ● @aka-dj-quads ● twitter.com/DjQuads ● www.youtube.com/channel/UCusFqutyfTWRqGhC8kHA5uw ● open.spotify.com/artist/2VZrdImbvB03VWApYtBRr3 ● www.instagram.com/djquads
Sep 28, 2019•51 min
The boys are back! After a week layoff, they have a bunch to catch you up on. How Zack is handling changing dirty diapers again, and how tired is he. They also talk about issues within a multibillion dollar industry (Walmart). Carey talks some gaming information, and what to expect with some of the new upcoming consoles. Don't miss this episode, and get caught up with all the new stuff going on! ♫Music by Dj Quads♫ ● @aka-dj-quads ● twitter.com/DjQuads ● www.youtube.com/channel/UCusFqutyfTWRqGhC...
Sep 21, 2019•1 hr 2 min
We are back! Make sure to listen to our takes on why old people like to walk around in the buff with no shame. We explain how experiences with this have scarred us for life! We answer a fan question (Thank You Zach) on why things need to be organic. Zack relives his school shooting training, and Carey talks about a dirty image he received in a text message this week. We also discuss how many mucus plugs women have! (Sorry Taylor) And as we always do, we make sure to bring to you our derailment o...
Sep 07, 2019•59 min•Ep. 4
Episode 3 is out and about! The boys dive into the craze of meatless chicken, what ever the hell that is..... and if pregnant women are attractive or not. They do some segments dealing with weird routines, and things that may bother them and not others. They also kick it with Carli Lloyd (Not an interview) and Carey gives dad tips to Zack! They finish with some trending topics, video reactions, and their derailment of the week. Make sure to check us out, and give us a follow! ♫Music by Dj Quads♫...
Aug 30, 2019•51 min
Zack and Carey take you on an audio tour of their trip through the Little League World Series. They do a food review, and talk about the different types of players on each team. They then dive into the trending stories on twitter, to see how "Trendy" Carey is. The boys finally end the Podcast with their derailments of the week (Zack does two due to poor performance in episode 1). ♫Music by Dj Quads♫ ● @aka-dj-quads ● twitter.com/DjQuads ● www.youtube.com/channel/UCusFqutyfTWRqGhC8kHA5uw ● open.s...
Aug 24, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 2
The very first episode of The Total Train Wreck Podcast is here!!! Host introductions, Things That Make You Gag, Unfair Rules, and the Derailment of The week are just some of the fun segments you will be introduced to on this very first episode! Make sure to listen as each segment comes with exciting and hilarious stories that we experienced throughout our week. ♫Music by Dj Quads♫ ● @aka-dj-quads ● twitter.com/DjQuads ● www.youtube.com/channel/UCusFqutyfTWRqGhC8kHA5uw ● open.spotify.com/artist/...
Aug 17, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 1
