240: An Octopus Holding a Bag
Everyone loves a good boat trip.
May 12, 2020•58 min•Season 16Ep. 240
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Adventuring since 2013, Total Party Kill is an actual-play podcast in which a bunch of friends play D&D on the Internet for your amusement.
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239: A Most Interesting Bone Ghost
We’re on the road to Valaki. Don’t go inside the windmill.
May 05, 2020•56 min•Season 16Ep. 239
238: Little Joys in Big Barovia
Pick a card, any card.
Apr 28, 2020•46 min•Season 16Ep. 238
237: Sad, Unfortunate, and On Fire
Which are worse, wolves or capybaras?
Apr 21, 2020•59 min•Season 16Ep. 237
236: Better Dead than Undead
What’s the right protocol for burying a vampire?
Apr 14, 2020•51 min•Season 16Ep. 236
235: Non-Union Ghosts
In Barovia, it’s traditional to have a pool party for the dead.
Apr 07, 2020•55 min•Season 16Ep. 235
234: Big Trouble In Little Barovia
It’s implied that you swapped urine. That’s what friendship means.
Mar 31, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 16Ep. 234
233: Let's Bury the Burgermeister
The Dog and Pony Show returns! With the same dog… but a new pony. And new players! And a new DM! Please enjoy this trip to a tavern in Little Borovia, and watch Tony die a little bit inside in the service of Dungeons and Dragons.
Mar 24, 2020•1 hr•Season 16Ep. 233
232: Seize Him!
In this episode, our adventure comes to its end. A while ago, the Adventurers’ Pyramid installed Calcryx the white dragon as the ruler of the Sunless Citadel, with Meepo as its right-hand kobold. Unintended consequences can be tough. Will the adventurers escape with their lives and their treasure? If they can, they’re definitely going to make the front page of the next issue of Oakhurst & Beyond!
Mar 17, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 15Ep. 232
231: Food Pyramid
It’s good to learn things. Where does the Hobgoblin fit in the hierarchy of D&D monsters? If you’re killed by an arrow, does the second arrow really do damage? And how much blood can spill out of the bodies of unconscious adventurers who were just trying to get back to the surface and claim their reward? Also: Meet Bobgoblin the Hobgoblin!
Mar 11, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 15Ep. 231
230: Surprised By a Shadow
Our adventurers have begun their trek back to the surface! But they’ve left so much destruction in their wake… and now they may have to pay the price. (Also, Furian’s curiosity gets the better of him.)
Mar 03, 2020•53 min•Season 15Ep. 230
229: Leveling Up
The boss battle concludes! The frog is dead! The tree lies in ruins! But not everyone will make it out alive! Who will survive? Those who remain will get an exciting trip to… Level 3!
Feb 25, 2020•46 min•Season 15Ep. 229
228: An Adequately Sized Frog
This is it! The beginning of the end! Our party enters battle with the evil druid, his monstrous tree, his two plant-zombie thralls, his twig blight army, and most importantly, his giant purple frog!
Feb 21, 2020•55 min•Season 15Ep. 228
227: Hey, Where's Your Frog?
Hobgoblins and twig blights and frogs, oh my!
Feb 11, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 15Ep. 227
226: I'm Goblin Here!
Yes, the underground gardens of the Sunless Citadel are a beauty to behold, especially if you’re a fungi enthusiast researching for the Great Bugbear Bake-Off. But these ancient statues from a dragon-worshipping cult are just creepy.
Feb 04, 2020•1 hr•Season 15Ep. 226
225: Posh Bugbear
Our group’s meeting with Balsag Rogruk Bugbear is not going well. But have no fear, a park bench and an underground garden party are just around the corner.
Jan 28, 2020•59 min•Season 15Ep. 225
224: The Couch of the Garden
Does a pile of skeletons make a park bench? How fast is a rat at both moving and dying? Why should you never disturb a fire snake’s hole? Our adventurers learn the answers to all of these questions, and then get off on the wrong foot with a new acquaintance.
Jan 21, 2020•59 min•Season 15Ep. 224
223: You've Killed a Tree!
The Adventurers’ Pyramid, having killed many goblins, now faces the wrath of Durn, their Hobgoblin boss. Can diplomacy save the day? Can Meepo? Can anything?
Jan 14, 2020•48 min•Season 15Ep. 223
222: Look At My Beautiful Cone
Furian opens a door.
Jan 07, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 15Ep. 222
221: Send in Meepo!
You’ve seen the dungeons, but what about the dragons? Our first-level adventurers get what they asked for in this episode, as they encounter Karylax, the ice dragon wormling. Will he welcome back his old companion Meepo, or does he view our party’s Kobold sidekick as an enemy? Only one way to find out!
Dec 31, 2019•59 min•Season 15Ep. 221
220: Every Death Is a Data Point
Tragedy at the archery range! Can anyone save Meepo? Will an assortment of goblins pay the ultimate price? And what’s through that next door? (Hint: Probably more goblins.)
Dec 24, 2019•59 min•Season 15Ep. 220
219: Murder Sesame Street
With all the rats finally dispatched, it’s time to switch all our attention to Goblins! Will the Adventurers’ Pyramid be charming enough to talk their way past another collection of Goblin guards and invite them out to drinks after work on a Thursday? Or will it be death for Meepo the Kobold?
Dec 17, 2019•57 min•Season 15Ep. 219
218: This Fountain Counts Rats
Who wants to kill a Rat Queen? It’s a dirty job, but someone’s got to leap into the fray and become the meat in a rat sandwich. Is Max up for the job?
Dec 10, 2019•51 min•Season 15Ep. 218
217: Reading is Fundamental
It’s time for the podcast that asks the question, “Why are there rats?” In this episode, Max discovers a fountain with a creepy inscription. Also our team meets—and kills—a whole lot of rats. Dungeon fun!
Dec 03, 2019•54 min•Season 15Ep. 217
216: Trust Me, I've Got a Plan
Max and Nox concoct a plan to fool a bunch of goblins. A surprisingly tall goblin guard makes an appearance. Many deception rolls are attempted. Can nonviolence really work, or is it all a folly? The dice rolls will reveal all!
Nov 26, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Season 15Ep. 216
215: Combat is for Feelings
How many rats does it take to get to the center of a Sunless Citadel? Our adventurers find out, and then learn some important lessons about the dynamics of Kobold culture.
Nov 19, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Season 15Ep. 215
214: Hit the Rat!
Our new adventurers are about to face their first combat situation, as a group of giant rats attack the party. Who will survive unscathed and who will be bathed in their own blood?
Nov 12, 2019•40 min•Season 15Ep. 214
213: The Best Adventures Start With Lies
Our adventurers visit a mansion to receive an assignment, participate in a team-building exercise, and climb down a rope into a subterranean gulf of darkness.
Nov 06, 2019•49 min•Season 15Ep. 213
212: Oakhurst & Beyond
We begin a new TPK season with an almost entirely new collection of players! In the small town of Oakhurst, many adventurers are gathering. Is there trouble on the horizon? Probably! Does the town’s local newspaper have a surprisingly broad circulation? Seemingly! Does that demon lady really think her weasel is a fox? Possibly! Step inside the tavern and get ready for some Dragonborn rock and roll.
Nov 04, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 15Ep. 212
211: Drugs are Good
The end of Shocktober 2019 is in sight, but rather than taking on the evil Lord Seyvoth directly, our adventurers have chosen to mop up a bunch of side quests, with the help of speed, steroids, and other questionable substances. IT ALL ENDS HERE! UNTIL NEXT YEAR!
Oct 30, 2019•53 min•Season 9Ep. 211
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