Pasha. Well, guys, I wish I was here under better circumstances, but it is what it is. They done goofed, Daddy, They done goofed. Hit me with the emergency pod sirens. You around to find out. I'm doing an emergency pod for Week one of the NFL, and I'll get to all the highlights, but you know what I got to address first chair turned around for this. This is serious, this is here and yes, yes, I've viewed all the footage. Immediately, Miami Dade was fording me body cam footage hours and hours.
I wanted everything. I was getting traffic light cameras. They were sending it to me. They wanted to make sure that I had all the information before I went crazy. Oh you know he did. He didn't listen to the cops. I don't care at all. He doesn't have to listen to the cops. That's Tyreek Hill. Oh as speeding. I don't care. I don't care. If everyone's grandma was hit by him on the way to the game, get out of the way. If my kids were duct taped in the back of his car, and then I it's the
game's about to start. We found your kids. Your kids were kidnapped. We found them. They're in the back of his car. I'm like, it's a nice car. He's gonna have underground parking. Let's just let's just leave it till after the game. Just do as you're told. That bothers me too. When everybody is like, you saw a yah, you didn't roll the window down right away, didn't I know what was sure? Okay? A lot of people when you get pulled over, you're scared shitless. You're worried, you're
gonna be in trouble. You're you're gonna be find money that you might not have, Like you're scared. You're not fucking trained for this. They're the ones that do this constantly, fucking act better. It was really just one cop, as they always say, you know, it's just it's one bad apple. Knock it off. It's not one bad apple. Apples suck. Let's be clear. When I bite into an apple and it's good, I'm shocked and the other cops arounds seem
like they were being nice. But that's the problem. When you have one bad apple, they have to be on this guy's team. It's like fucking Dylan Brooks, He's like, oh, he's an asshole, and now all of his teammates have to fucking roll with that clown. The officer there was a dick wait for it, wait for it. He wasn't white. Ah, oh, thank god, thank god, he wasn't white. He was a Cuban. Oh that feels good. Now, some people, uh in the
black community might lump Cubans with white people. Oh, that's crazy, that's absurd and white and there are people in the white community that would lump Cubans in the black community. That's crazy too. Let's knock it off. People keep saying, well, everybody, this is you'd act like this is how you get treated. No, that's not true. You ever seen these uh where they uncover these horrible things that have happened in these college towns and the police department just turns a complete blind eye.
And those are serious allegation. Not not wearing a seat belt? You think you think over in Fansville, the sheriff of Doctor Pepperville, you think he's laying hands on a star recruit. Not a chance. Now, did I enjoy Tyreek's celebration when he scored an eighty yard touchdown reception? Yeah? That I think it was funny. Yeah, what have I preferred during the national anthem? He'd have laid a face down on the ground with his hands behind his back, with owner
Steven Ross's knee in his back. Oh, I thought that would have made a much better statement. I thought that would have really got people going. Now, what do I think about this Cuban cop that did this to our Tyreek Hill? Oh? Should he be fired? No? No, he shouldn't be fired, but he and his family should be relocated to Buffalo. There you go, you're a cop in Buffalo. Now, those people fucking love getting slammed before games. Throw somebody through a table. Thank good as we won. Can you
imagine if we didn't win? I say we. I'm part of the organization. I got my game socks on. I don't take those off until we lose a game. There's an undefeated season we're currently working on. Right now, we're in first place. We're tied for first place in the entire NFL, and if we went on Thursday night, we will be in first place in the entire NFL alone. That's incredible. How about how the Jets do? Aaron Rodgers almost played a full game for the Yets, didn't seem
to move the needle at all. By the way, they played a team that was missing their number one player, the offensive player of the year out they still got destroyed. At least you got a new docu series this year for mister Distraction. It's on Netflix. It's called Aaron Rodgers Enigma. Is it too late to call it? Seventy five million in counting for one hundred and sixty seven yards, one
TD and one interception Wait for it, boom. Speaking of completely overrated goats, Tom Brady had his first game in the Booth basically like the second roast of Tom Brady online. I've never noticed how big a Veneers were, but now that I see his face, I'm like, whoa, look at that grin. It's just weird that he'd want to still look pretty. He's already looking puffy from filler or whatever
he does botox whatever. Hey, oh, but the Packers Philly game in Brazil matter if you're a season ticket holder and oh one of our home games is in Brazil. Oh that's nice. Finally you're gonna make Philly fans know what it's like to be scared at a home game, gonna get stabbed. Uh, that's funny Kansas City beat the Ravens by toe. You know, he probably wears an eleven and a half, but is a little insecure about it, like a lot of guys. I wear twelve, and that
that lie cost the Ravens a win. Heisman Trophy winner star of Hard Knocks, Caleb Williams, Oh, how did he do for the Bears? He threw for ninety three yards and that is good enough to be the greatest quarterback in the history of Chicago. And by the way, Hard Knocks, knock it off. You're supposed to do four episodes for the preseason. Now there's off season in Sea. The Dolphins were last year's in season Hard Knocks. I didn't even watch it. I'm a diehard Dolphins in there's regular football
to watch now annoys me. The Saints one forty seven to ten, relegating the Carolina Panthers to the USFL. Can we all agree about Bryce Young and all of these Heisman Trophy winners. Like people that are paid to know who's going to be good to recruit these players, they never get it right with quarterbacks. It's just a waste to waste a time. Stop wasting first round picks on quarterbacks. Rock Purty, my nephew, Timothy de Morett should be in the NFL. He's not. I think he's like a quarterbacks
coach at some college right now. I have no idea what he's doing. Jim Harball squeaked out his first game as a Chargers head coach was very exciting if you're into field goals. Meanwhile, the team that he abandoned because of the signs stealing scandal, they completely self destructed. I'd also like to point out that abortions are up this season in LA. So I'm sure he's taken that pretty hard. Buccaneers beat some farm team called the Commanders. Anybody watch
that bullshit? All right, that's it. Eddie hits a siren. Cash