My Wife’s Gynecologist - Dr. Finke

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That person is my wife's gynecologist, which has to be every woman's nightmare for their husband to film a conversation with their obgyn for the world to watch.

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In theory, being a guy on acologist sounds like a dream job, but the reality is the vagina is a complete mystery. It's like an episode of Double Dare down there. And yes, I got my wife's permission to talk about her medical history.

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Literally, this man delivered both of my children.

Please welcome my wife's gynecologist obgyn, doctor Finkey.

How are you? I'm well? Thank you for having me. First question I ask all my guests, do you believe in ghosts? No?

Okay, Jesus Christ, it took you so long. You're a doctor. For God's sake, I had to qualify. H Thank you for agreeing to do this. Let me tell you something in all honesty, this is the reason I agree to do this show. iHeart was like, will you do the show? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't want to interview comedians. I don't want to interview celebrities. But like I said this, I swear to. I said, if you let me interview like my wife's guy innacologist like, then

It's a great name. You have no idea why.

I'm the youngest of four kids, so when I went through life, it was just, oh, there's Finky.

It works. It's a good name and I like it. How long have you been a doctor?

Oh?

God?

I graduated med school in two thousand and six from where University of Missouri, Kansas City.

And how does that get you into Beverly Hills. That's a very good question. I have no idea.

You basically, at the end of a residency, you interview all around the country, and then you put in your rankings and then it goes through a match system. There's match day and everyone goes in an auditorium in med schools around the country, open up your envelope and you see where you've matched. And I happen to match it at Cedars in Los Angeles.

Did your peers were they? Were they jealous? I assume it's competitive again, No, it is.

It's very competitive.

I was very happy to land where I landed, and I'll be honest, I didn't know that much about la. I came out here to interview, but other than that, I had never been to Los Angeles before.

Did you just immediately or no? Yeah, you like it? I think so. Yeah.

Would you ever go back to Missouri to live and work? I wouldn't like write it off the table. The chances are probably slim.

Where in Missouri? And are you from a.

Town of six thousand people called Richmond, Missouri. It's about an hour outside of Kansas.

City, which is the shittier part of Kansas City, the Missouri side or the Kansas side.

Oh, the Kansas side is that's noticeable. Everywhere you want to be is on the Missouri side. When did you come out?

Oh?

I would say I fell out you were born gay?

Yeah? Can you eyeball it in a child?

I go back to pictures in my parents' house and with the attic and stuff, and I'm like, I mean they were headless if.

They didn't know. Were your parents supportive very Yeah, that's amazing. Yeah.

Were they confused at the field of medicine that you went into?

Oh?

Probably? Why would you pick the vagina? Vagina's picked me. I knew I didn't want to do it. So in medical school you go through your rotations, and you put in your lot for when you want to do certain rotations, and I was like, well, I don't want to do that, to put it at the end of the year, and then you did. I did general surgery, and then after that I did objun And I like, you know, a lot.

Of professions, even in Hollywood, it's very progressive. You're if you're out. A lot of times people feel like roles aren't given to them. That should be. But I feel in your profession, has it worked to your advantage? I think so, yeah, it has. That's good. There's one job where it works in your advantage.

I think that women feel comfortable, or at least I hope they do. And I feel like I'm I try to be more sensitive or empathic just because I don't know what they're going through. I mean, multiple times a day I tell people I'm so happy I don't have ovaries.

They mess up, they do a lot of weird things. I mean, the vagina's very tricky. Talk about the paradox of being a gay man who stares at vaginas all day.

It's probably the most common topic that comes up at gay parties.

Do women ever corner you at parties and say, hey, can you look at this for a second? Has that ever happened? Not look at this?

No?

No, what about has any Do women ever send you like friends of yours ever send you like vage picks text message to be like, hey should I what about this? We have a patient portal which to encourage people to I'm talking about a close friend that, like, you know, when we all have a close friend, we're like, oh, we can just bypass this portal. What's your stance on grooming? Are you a do you care?

I don't care, and I don't remember.

Now my wife did laser hair removal early on our relationship, per my request, and now she kind of regrets it on some level. But like to me, that seems like it's an easier situation to deal with as a doctor down there. Do you mind if a woman has just got a big, huge hairy bush?

Is that acceptable? It doesn't bother me one way or another.

I see all the problems with lasers and waxing and shaving.

And the ingrowns and ingrown hair.

That's why your laser hair removal, well, you can get all those ingrown hairs and everything during the laser process. Also, you know, the vagina has a microbiome, and it has you know, oily glands and things.

That keep it healthy.

And you rip all those hairs off and try to get rid of all the moisture and everything that should be there, and then you're more prone to get east infections and you're more prone to get bacterial vaginosis.

Have you ever seen a blue waffle? Do you know what it is? Do you know what it is?

No, the beginning of the Internet, when the Internet got like real crazy, it was like one of these first things. It's like an infected vagina and it was called a blue waffle, and it was like it was a form of a disease.

What was it?

Blue waffle is an Internet hoax. Some claim that it is a sexual transmitted infection that turns the vagina area blue.

Okay, you ever seen a blue vagina infected only on a smurf? Okay? How much ky do you guys go through in your office today? Oh? Boatloads?

How many times a day do you have to ask women in stirrups to scoot a little closer towards.

The end of the table? Oh?

Every single time. It's not an instinct that any woman wants to do well. I want to put a sign on the ceiling that says go lower. All right, here's one question my wife wanted. How about a new device for pap smears that's not so primitive and horrific. This is the way it goes in cranks, right, I don't know what it is?

Am I wrong? No? Yeah? The most commonly people use a speculum. Uh huh.

There's usually a hinged bi valve. You know, it's a speculum, so it opens the vagina. There are people who have tried to invent new speculums that are more comfortable.

I have tried to do that, And I.

Guess maybe I had a bad patent attorney because he said that the family who owns the speculum patent, He said, they have it locked down. You can't make a modification to it. You cannot change it. And lo and behold. Now there's a company out there that made a speculum that I had literally designed probably twelve years ago.

Look at this. You had shitty lawyers, I think, so, I think so. So are you rich? You're not rich?

No, I don't understand this. If you want to get into your line of work, what's the average range people are getting in around three hundred thousand a year, like entry level.

Uh huh, that's probably the high end. That's the high end for entry level.

And now at the top of the spectrum, what can what can a doctor like that expect to make?

Can they pull in seven hundred thousand a year? Yeah? Potentially more?

Okay if you work really, really hard, Well don't you're at that point.

I'm working very, very hard. Uh huh. I don't know. I just want you to be rich or rich er. I'm just about to pay off my student loans. It's serious.

I'm months away. I thought they were going to forgive those. No, Biden didn't do that.

Uh.

Medical question, is it possible to make any girls squirt.

To fight squirt sport? Well, I don't know to what level I have to define? Uh?

You know, some people can like project It's not urine, right, It's it's hard.

It's not paying a square.

Across a room like they. And I've never been able to do it. I'll say that openly. That's never been a thing. I've never No one's ever accused me of being good in a bedroom. I don't even know if it is being good in a bedroom. But some girls projectile ejaculate. I'm not sure that's a thing.

No, no, no, it's a thing. I'd be the wrong person, I know. Come on, you should know if it exists.

I mean, there's got to be all right now, I won't get back to that one one day. I'm gonna I have you on the show again. When you get breast exams, is it hard to come up with small talk with each patient?

Not at all? Oh what about horrible boob jobs? Oh? Yeah, I've seen a lot of them.

It's just I mean, just like, oh, I mean about your business.

I've had someone just was years ago, and it had to have been back before they did implants, and a patient went to a surgeon, probably in the seventies or I have no idea who just injected her breast with a silicone.

So there were just balls of silicone.

Like floating around in like, well, they get stuck, they get scarred down, and she was just you know, she hated it, but.

I never asked her. Let's talk about birth plans.

What's some of the craziest shit you've had to deal with in the delivery room?

A lot? Was there a pun in there? No? Oh? No, No, there wasn't.

I was just a serious I just assume people come up with birth plans like if this is what I want to happen, this is how I wanted to go, and then you have to be like yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, fucking knock it off.

I try to get people to keep it to a page. I try to explain to people that they're in control of mostly everything, the room, the lighting, the lights, the music, who gets to come in and out of the room at various points, whether or not they have students or residents involved versus the midwife team.

But yeah, there was nothing absurd ever jump out. No, not that I can think of. Have you ever had about it, Adula? No, But I had to come to Jesus talk with one. Uh huh.

I was actually covering for another doc her, and so I had never really met the patient before I go in, you know, while she was in labor to meet her.

And the woman, the patient was just beside herself. She was a crawling up the walls, and.

The dula was like, no, you didn't want to do that. You're not going to do this, this is not what you wanted. And the husband's giving me funny glances. They could not tell this this doula that they didn't want to keep doing it this way. Hold her out into the hallway and said we're going to reassess her. Everything I'm seeing in that room says she's changed her mind, and she did.

She got an epidural, relaxed. The baby was delivered three four hours later, and they were very happy.

You delivered our son, my firstborn, not successfully.

You failed.

We're supposed to do a traditional birth and that didn't happen after like twelve hours of labor. Now, is it true? It's because of my genetics and my enormous head.

It is.

I tell people that I have a huge head, and they're like, oh, but it doesn't look that big, and I'm like, whatever, I say it, but I wear a size eight fitted hat, which is like the most ridiculous largest hat you can wear. So, yes, my kid had a huge head, and my wife's a small woman.

She came in hot, though, I mean she was in active labor, doing it naturally, no epidural, right, and I'm thinking this is going to be like a couple couple more hours, and then I think an hour later she was complete.

She was tense and we didn't have an epidura. Al pushed like a champ and the head did not budget.

No, that's when you started move having a parade of people come in and take a gander.

A second opinion. Uh huh. What percentage of women pooped during labor? It's a lot.

I mean, if you're pushing, well, there was a lot of times poop's gonna come out.

I mean, I'm sure she doesn't want me to talk about this, but these are things that some men like. Oh if I ever saw that, I'd never been able to look at my wife like that doesn't affect me in the least.

It wouldn't be a problem for me either.

Okay, But the real problem with my wife was the concern of her bleeding disorder. She has vun willibrands, and so we're always concerned about her bleeding out and dying. That was a big concern at the beginning.

But then you pulled it off so successfully.

Made everything good. Now I have children and a wife, and he saved all of them. What's the appropriate amount of weight a woman should gain during a pregnancy.

It depends on the starting weight.

If she starts off at two hundred, you just want to maintain your weight, right, you.

Don't want it to gain a pound.

You can gain a pound, okay, but not a lot of weight, not forty pounds. Right, But if you're one hundred and five to start twenty five? I love hearing that. Oh twenty five, he says. And how long do you give him to bounce back?

Oh? It's hard to lose weight while your breastfeed. Oh? Is it it is? Oh? Is your body?

I mean, your body doesn't want to die, so you don't want to starve. So the moment you start losing weight, the body is like weight. Why are we losing weight? How can we stop the weight loss? So the first thing you do is cut off the milk supply. Ah, most people can't lose weight and produce a lot of breast milk.

Biggest baby ever delivered? Oh, twelve six? That's pretty big? You ever deliver? Siamese twins? Can you say Siamese anymore? Or is that racist? Is Siamese racist? I don't think i'd say it.

I know you can't. You have to say conjoined. But I'm what is Siamese? I don't even I honestly don't know what it is?

Do you? No? Are you looking it up. You're looking it up. You ever you ever delivered conjoined twins?

Now, most conjoined twins, I will tell you they're very rare, but most are conjoined in a way that don't survive either you know, past the first trimester, or it's not going to be compatible with life, and patients choose not to proceed.

Yeah, well that's that's on them. That is on them.

I got the Siamese twin answer for you.

Okay, go ahead.

Chang and Aang Bunker.

They were brothers that were conjoined and just became known as Siamese twins because they were Siamese and Americans.

Oh, so it was just it was a race of people. Yeah, who were the first in the US. So it is racist, got it all? Right, Live and learn. That's what I'm here for. I'm not afraid to evolve. Does your husband love that you don't bring your work home with you?

Okay? Do you like babies? I do like babies. Yeah. Do you have children nope? Do you want children? Nope? It's very republican of you.

They care about when they're in the womb, but once they're out, they're on their own.

I would call it an environmentalist position fair.

What's your stance on abortion pro in a pinch? Could you do an abortion?

I could? You could? That's interesting.

One time I was eavesdropping on you because your walls and your office are really thins and you, you were a woman was talking about if she should circumcise her son, and you seem to kind of just be a little bit of a yes man. If I'm being honest, like you weren't pushing one way or the other. But I didn't circumcise my son, and I I'm circumcised. But I was circumcised by a doctor who didn't do circumcisions. Well, no,

And she goes, oh, are you happy with it? No?

No, no, of course I would have rather have, But you don't. All right, Which what is your stance? You should people get their baby circumcised?

Yes or no? It's personal preference. Why is it a personal It is personal preference.

Why shouldn't you just not do it? Why shouldn't you just not do it right? Why why cut off your skin? Well, so I get it. I mean I don't know. You know, I work at a Jewish hospital. We do a lot of circumcisions. No, I'm circumcised. I'm not Jewish. I don't find one way about it. Pro or con people get very heated about it.

I know.

If you go to the American College of Obiguan Conventions, the nationwide convention, there used to be the abortion supporters. Like I get it, they have their cause, they have to, you know, make their their point known. But in recent years the circumcision crowds have been much bigger than the abortion pro life crowds, which I just found fascinating.

Yeah, I find that fast. I don't care to the point of protest, is it right? I just more feel it's a good conversation. But by the way, I got another bone to pick with you. I for both of my children, I paid this this VIP experience of five thousand extra dollars for a back line, and I'm positive nothing.

I received no VIP treatment. It wasn't five thousand dollars. But what was it each delivery at that time?

I think it was probably twenty five hundred. I swear to god it was five. It wasn't. All right, I believe you.

It's currently thirty five hundred. Do you ever think about going a little more uh private? Well, so, I mean that's kind of where where medicine is going is really tricky. I mean, insurance companies have not increased our reimbursed rates for over twenty years with inflation, the cost of rent employees. Now, you know, we pay our employees well, they stick with us, but the bottom line keep shrinking. I mean, my patients

Or that's what we liked. It's like the eight three time slot. There you go in and out. By the way, I have a cell phone number of yours. Is it your real cell phone number or no, it's probably real MM.

For a time I had a Google Voice number that would forward to my real number. But I don't think you know there was a so my phone number is a Missouri number. It's an eight one six, and the hospital would frequently dial eight one eight and the rest of my number, and there was a person who would answer the phone and would get called at three in the morning. I mean, I'd be pissed too, right, the hospital is like, what should we do with this?

Or what should we do that? And he started answering that I.

Like, no, ethically it's wrong, sure, but at some point you're allowed. I mean to answer, I has a doctor. If enough people think you're a doctor.

I couldn't.

I was like, wait, he starts giving advice over the phone. He also a patient of mine had texted the number and the person replied, well that that's probably safe, but it could kill your baby.

And that was a dumb text. And he didn't know what to do and didn't know how to bring it up with me.

He thought I had texted it, so at one kind of awkward appointment, he's asking me like what I meant by this text message? And I'm thinking, what are you talking about? I never texted that, and he was typing in the A.

That's why you tell him to go through the portal exactly. That's insanity. Top five grossest celebrity vaginas go. You see a lot of celebrities.

A fair number. I'll be honest, I know you don't know that who they are.

I kind of don't want to know a lot of the times because I think you just you might act differently or something. But I've caught myself in very awkward situations where you go through the whole console in person. In my office, we go down to be doing the exam, and when you're putting in a speculum, you want to ask questions or make it somewhat conversational.

What do you do? Oh, I'm a writer? Oh what are you right?

Like?

What kind of stuff? It was like? Oh, I created a TV show? And then they say the TV show and then I feel like an idiot.

Do you ever use slang terms for vagina or do you only say vagina of a jay?

Oh? You say a jay? That's it? But COOLi cod? Do you ever use COOLi cod? Nope, that's a new one. You.

You also are the g y N for Pete in Here's wife Sam. Yeah, so you've seen Sam's vagina and my wife's john. Whose is better? Who's vagina? Who's vagina is better? My wife's are Pete's?

I told you, I don't remember. Hmm.

You told Pete as his wife is childless, she's thirty five. You told her that she has plenty of time. Now, how old are you comfortable with women having babies currently?

I mean, I've delivered women in their fifties biblically, what the fuck?

You know?

I think that a lot of the times people don't really fully get some of the complications that can happen because you're fifty two.

This is the first time you're becoming pregnant.

That said, you know, we know how to take care of women who are high risk. We're not afraid of it. And you know, when people want a family, they'll do anything to get it. And my job is to make sure that it's safe and everyone's healthy.

I have fifty two Huh. That seems so old all right?

Knowing how much it takes to upkeep and maintain the vagina, how thankful are you that you're a man?

I always tell people it's a self cleaning oven. Leave it alone, huh, leave the vagina alone?

Yes?

Why then do some vaginas just smell to high heavens?

Well? I think a lot of it has to do with what we do to change nature, and when we get rid of nature, then more opportunistic bacteria can overgrow, and so sometimes you'll get a smell that's lightly off. I'll be honest. The worst thing about being a gynecologist is feet is feet feet, feet are right in your face. You're like up in stirrups. Yeah, you just like feet.

I also all told you once while you were examining my wife, I was like, I had my fingers inside of a woman and I could feel something pokey, and I asked you if it was the iud that had slipped down and I was actually touching it because I felt like a sharp needle?

Is that truth? Is? Is that what I was feeling? What was I touching? It's the strings of the IUD. This was sharp and light. It would be like the end of like a fishing line.

Like pokey, Okay, that is exactly what it's like, like a fishing line.

Couldn't that pop a condom? No?

Huh, I don't like anything sharp and pokey.

Pointing at me.

I trimmed the strings inside the cervix, so you shouldn't be able to feel them if I put it in.

Well, I'm not.

My days of IUDs are over. You need to give me the names of for the surgery, the little snip.

I need to do the sectomy. Yeah, I have to do that immediately. Should have already done it. You know.

We wanted to make sure the baby was like healthy, and I don't know it. If they make it eight months, I feel like, all right, this kid should live forever. That's my thinking. That's a good, good, lofty goal.

Uh huh, Well, this is my goal. Keep them alive.

I've got a scorting answer.

What's your scorting answer?

Says A squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm. Female ejaculation is release of both urine and a substance from the skeens glands.

Like uh huh, okay, so they are peing all over your play. Yeah, that's what I've learned. After you delivered my son, I gave you a gift to the.

Toco Japanese Spa. You do okay? Yeah, you said thank you.

I think when I give you fine, but you never talked about it ever after that.

Now did you actually go? It was great? It was great? Did you went? Yes? Did you do the thing?

Whereas for the two people with the sushi, you did it?

Package Yes? I felt like you didn't do it. It was for my husband's birthday. We did it like after the pandemic had so you we didn't do it before.

Used my gift as your birthday. It acted like it was yours.

I did no. He knew, he knew, he knew it was it was a gift. Okay. But that brings me to uh.

I give everybody that's a guest on my show a gift, but I don't buy them anything. I just take something from my house that I don't want my house anymore and just give it to him.

It's very nice.

Well, it can be nice, But do you remember what I asked for you to do on our second child. No, when when you were going to have the surgery, I said, what what did you need to fix?

Oh the smirk.

Smirk, Yeah, because because so we had that emergency C section the first time, and I felt like it was like a little bit of a smirk, like the scar was a little bit of a smirk. Again, she doesn't heal well because of the bleeding the sword, so it's going to be there forever. And there's no hair because the laser hair removal. Too much information, but anyway, so I'm just staring at the smirk. I was like, hey, could you fix that? I'm not positive you fixed it.

And that was her Mother's Day gift. She thought it was funny, very appropriate. It was silly. It was a ha ha ha.

Then my mother in law visits and she gets rid of defaces the mugs.

Yeah, so I get upset.

But she didn't know. But I had already taken a photo of it. So the next time she visited in our guest house, I had I had this name. I had this name blew up right, and this hung above our guest room. So every time she had a sleep, this was in And this has been there for four years. And I'm passing this on to you.

So this is now yours. Oh grazy, I don't know. I don't know if you have space for it, but I've got the perfect place for it. Uh huh. What's it like just always being on call?

I've never been actually diagnosed with IBS, but I've shipped myself way more more than I ever want to admit.

So I need a schedule. I need to know what my day is going to be.

Like the stress that you must go through of knowing like, oh, I have to wake up and go to the hospital right now, that's absurd.

It's a lot.

I mean, I think it's one of the main reasons people stop doing OB at a certain point in their career.

Huh.

I mean the way I do it is how ninety percent of physicians across the country do it.

Or even the world. What you just don't answer. You keep your phone on silent, no sleep.

And well.

No, I mean most places there's one doctor who's on call for the whole group, and that person does all the deliveries overnight or for a twenty four hour period so that everyone else can sleep and be in the office the next day and not look awful.

But you are waking up occasionally in the middle of the night. Yeah, all the time, all the time. Yeah, And you know, and how annoying for your husband, like like he didn't sign up for that. He's gotten used to it. He did not like it in the beginning, right, But it's kind of good. I mean, when he's there, it's helpful. He travels a lot.

But when he's there. It's helpful because I I.

From like ten thirty pm to one thirty am, I get a tornado could be going by, and I'm very difficult to wake up.

What time you go to bed normally nine thirty. I'm right there with you. What time you wake up?

I mean sometimes I'll wake up at four am and be going the whole day for hobbies. Do you exercise?

I work out with a trainer two days, two to three days a week, Saturday.

Sunday for sure, potentially Monday.

You know, there's there's babies are born at like if they're born between like three am and four am, two thirty to four, it's that we call it the witching hour because then it's like four thirty approaching five, and

No, you're wrong, it's off. I take I take sleep anywhere I can get it. Oh, no, just go back to any sleep is better than no sleep depends on where you are in the rim. And then if I wake up on Mars, I'd much rather just push through the whole morning. I'll ask you this because I was having a conversation, uh with a man who happened to be a gay man, and I brought up he's married.

I brought up.

Monogamy, and he laughed in my face, saying that's not a thing in gay relationships. And I said, that's insane. I go, I know tons of I said, I go, I know tons of gay men that are in monogamous marriages. And he says, no, you don't. And the reality was he was right, I don't. I just assume that I do.

Are you in a monogamous relationship? I am. Have you always been? Yes?

See, you know, I just don't want anything. I don't want any STDs. But it is a rarity, not to overgeneralize in a little bit, to be monogamous in a in a male relationship.

You think it's that rare, you think you're that unique. I think it's common. I just think that guy hangs out with tons of wild sex freaks.

It's possible.

I don't want the stress of another relationship.

That's my fear. I agree.

The one or two upsides of a relationship is likeugh, okay, I don't have to stress about you know somebody else?

Well, and I'm I'm too busy to have another relationship. You like to travel, love to travel. Where's your favorite place is? To go the Maldives? Oh god, it takes so long to get favorite. I've never been, But that's too long. That's a whole day of traveling. Well, no, I mean you go to you hop to like Tokyo, you stay one or two nights in Toko, then you hop to Singapore and Singapore Maldives.

You fly first class the whole way on points. Okay, you know, I don't care how you get there. You don't have to act like you're an everyday man.

You so we also do. I book all my travel three hundred and thirty days in advance.

That's so funny because you know exactly when you're gonna be free, because you have to tell these women nine months in advance, I'm not gonna be here.

Yeah.

Isn't it weird that you affect people's sex life like people have sex around your schedule?

It's a little weird people. I think people do. No, No, we definitely do.

There's like, there's like no scenario where we're ever gonna have a baby in March?

Is that when you leave it's a popular time to leave. Yep? Yeah.

Where does a woman's pea come out right under the cleariss and right above the vaginal opening? It's always confused me, it's always confused me. Well, honestly, I hope I'm never in your office again. I am not offended, but I thank you very much for being on the show, Doctor Finky.

Thank you for having me Pasha. But that was a great interview.

Don't you think Carl want to thank doctor Finky for being on the show. He's an amazing person. And I hope hope will become best friends. And if you have a vagina and you're in the LA area, you should do yourself a favor and let that man see it. Carl, for the record, is a burn adoodle. He's a rescue. I rescued him from a very expensive breeder. And listen, some people are embarrassed when they have like a doodle. I love my burn adoodle. But don't worry anytime I

I hope you like it.

There's a good chance you won't because it's a child making up a story, and it's not your kid, so it's not interesting to you. But it's only a minute long. All right, I'll see you next week. Thanks for listening.

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Yes, okay, goodbye.