My French Friend Pierre

People always accuse the French of being elitist. I'm going to list a few things, and I want you to say which country does them the best? Wine, friends, cheese, friends, fashion friends, comedy, uh friends, Shut.

The US, US, Shut the fuck up.

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So here we are with our fourth episode, and the feedback has been overwhelmingly negative in person. Online I'm told the feedback has been pretty positive, but to my face, a lot of family members have not appreciated some of the comments that I've made.

I tell you the comments on YouTube, overwhelmingly positive.

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I don't read a lot of the comments because they depressed me.

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Little late to the game son, Yeah.

That's the genius behind me. I like to wait till everybody's sick of a genre and then.

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Though you guys are editing me, I'm just now finding this out.

Tone down on the editing for real. This is a podcast. Let it flow naturally. Dead air is perfectly acceptable, save the super editing for the YouTube shorts.

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Oh I think he meant Secuittars Eddie. The team of people that create this show is three people and Eddie who pitches me nonsense all day long. And then and then there's then there's John and Pete, three white, middle aged married men that were blackballed from comedy. That's not true. But they are white, that part's true. Yep, they're very white, too white if you ask me John. John is definitely too white. John is two way, He's pale, and he's from Ohio.

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All right, The show's perfect. Let's get on with it. Today's guest is no exception. He's also perfect. He's one of my closest friends. Buddy's foreign boo. I knew that was gonna get some of you. I love foreigners. They think me needling them is me just being direct because every other country that's not the US is rude as shit. All that being said, I'm proud to call this French imonomye enjoy Pasha, my guest today is France's greatest gift to America since the Statue of Liberty. He's a beautiful

Me, well, at least when I wake up the first person.

I text a few times in the morning, after lunch, after mine up, and at nights it's a good night.

So a few time.

I wish you were joking. You're not joking at all. When I text you that that I have to that I'm we're gonna go surfing, but I have to poop first.

How long does that mean?

Well, you spend a lot of time there on the chair. How long?

Yeah, well, well you go a few times a day because I feel like every time I text you poop.

No, before I surf, I make sure I poop because I have to go at least at least twenty minutes.

Fair enough.

This is the first question I ask all my guests. Do you believe in ghosts?

No? That's right.

No. If don't say anything else, just shut the fuck up. You don't believe in ghosts, right exactly. I knew, and to be honest with you, when I asked you that question right there, I wasn't sure how you were going to answer it. But then as soon as you said no, it's like good Thank God. I've known Pierre for many years. We met surfing. You're obviously not from California. You're from France. What part of France are you from.

I'm from the north.

I'm from a little place called Diguilville, started people in Normandy, tiny place.

Your parents still live there. Yeah, it's beautiful, it's it's nice, it's good. You live in a so.

My grandma, Yeah, she just like old Castle.

How long have you lived in America? Fourteen years? Fourteen years?

Really? Yeah? Huh? I've been doing you for ten maybe at least. Yeah?

Where did you Where did you live before America?

I spent I spent one year in Australia.

That's how you learned English.

I actually learned English mostly my roommates in France because I lived down south, were from England.

So he told me a lot of English and bad words.

What kind of bad words?

Can I say that? Here?

You say whatever word you want to say?

Kant, kant? They taught you.

Oh when did you learn fuck? Do you learn that right away?

Fuck? It's pretty popular, very much.

Do people say it in France?

No? But we have a school we said that. It's called la fac.

It's after when you graduate from college, you go to before we go to fak. It's fac. I think so we create laf fact. But English people say it's fuck.

You went to college for like agriculture, but.

Yeah, yeah study, I star you farming. I steal fumming until I was sixteen. But yeah, around sixteen, I was sick of it because I too woke up early and woke up at five and the kao ki pooping on my face, you know, because you have to get the milt from on there.

I don't get to put your face underneath it.

Yeah, you're on there.

You have to work from on there, okay. Yeah, and then I went to gadening. I had some gardening for a long time.

Yeah, no, I knew. I knew that you knew gardening and everything like that, farming and galldening.

I forgot. I forgot everything.

Actually, it's weird, weird that you say that you don't like to you didn't like waking up early, because the reality is you and I get up earlier than everyone.

I know. Yeah, it's full we go surfing, right, we like.

To surf early, but in general we're always up. We're up five thirty six. Yeah, I met you surfing and you're with your beautiful girlfriend.

Oh.

I loved her so much more than you did.

Yeah, that's why you stop talking to me, because it stuck to her.

Yeah, I did, but I was still I was still in a relationship. I wasn't married at the time, but I was in a relationship. But and she was wonderful, and.

You don't like her. You didn't like her. We don't talk, right, So what's your what's your deal?

You? You live in a neighborhood full of elitist assholes like myself, Jeff Bezos, the King of Jordan, all these people living and then you you found this this weird little you know nook in Malibu. Why did you come there?

Well, at first that was for for surfing, and that was peaceful m hmming to fight some rich woman.

Mm hmm. I say that's for you.

That was your goal, to know, was my goal.

But I've had a story with a with a rich woman there that you lived with. Maybe I didn't tell you.

I've heard many of your stories.

You know you've You've slept with tons and tons of people. I'm going to give you a number you tell me over under in your lifetime. Women, I'm gonna say I I know you wouldn't count. I'm gonna say one hundred over or under.

Maybe I don't know, maybe more.

Okay, all right, that's good. Now, how did you become an American citizen? Your first attempt to become an American story? Oh, yes, but it's a good one.

I married my friend.

You married a friend. That was good, and you have to be married for two years to become a citizen.

Yeah. Yeah, But the funny story is, so I never kissed my wife. You never kissed he never slept with her. But some of my friend did.

Your friends slept with your wife? Yeah, my friend, there's a word for that.

Can maybe you slept with my wife? He goes, I did, and in the butt.

Oh, you have to be married for two years. And then at a year and a half she tells you, hey, I fell in love with this guy and I'm gonna get married, so I have to divorce you right before you became Exactly were you upset with her when she called off your marriage?

A little bit, But at the same time, I couldn't be I couldn't go that five she went out there, so I'd mixed feelings. I would a bit upset, but at the same time, like if she didn't propose to meet to get married at first, I won't be any way, but now we all good.

Like you become a citizen. Then then you did the proper way.

When I got my green cat and he got my green cat. After a couple of years, you can become a citizen. And at the time, I had on those apps, you know, the dating app, and I met a girl on the dating app and had some some fun with her and ask her what do you do for living?

And she's a immigrant immigration lawyer? What are the adds this?

And I say, can I have a little gift? Bj went from my welcoming to the US. And she said, yeah, of course. So I got my citizenship and a little gift.

And a gift.

And how come your immigration fo when you became a citizen? How come we man was in your photo?

Ah, because he's a fan of a friend and he's actually a very nice guy.

You wanted to be you want to It's insane.

Yeah, it makes no sense to me. What do you know who Kato'kaalin is? Who kato'klin? Do you know who Oj Simpson is?

That was a visible player?

I know baseball player?

No, no, he was a football player, but any and he murdered two people Okay remember that, No you don't remember that. No, anyway, he had a person that lived in his guest house, Kato'kaalin.

It's kindom like you. He was like real popular. He had a moment.

I don't want to kid anybody.

No, No, you're not the person that killed. I would be the person that would kill in this scenario. And then you're the person that lives in the guest Have you always lived in guest houses?

Yeah? Actually, I mean since I me in the US? Yeah?

Yeah, how old are you?

I just didn't forty five? Forty five?

But you've lied about your age before?

Actually I did? Yeah, how do you know?

Well, I was just the song some girl wrote a song about you?

That's true.

Did you love it that you wrote a song about you because you're no?

I mean it's I was flattered.

But then I find out random Lee opened Internet and I saw that song and I listened to the lyrics, like, damn, it sounds like it's about me.

But well here, Yeah, that was the first clue. And you were dating the person that wrote it.

I didn't care.

How many times did you listen to the song?

A million times?

How was dating in l A? Do you like dating in Los Angeles.

The girls like the girls are beauty football. It's just the game. It's taking them on the date and paying for everything. It's different than friends here. It's like they expect and you have some prose say al ways, go to that restaurants and they pick up the most expensive restaurants and mean it's yeah, it's that's annoying.

So it's just about it's about paying for a meal that bothers you?

Yeah, yeah, I know it's I mean, it's just the old process.

It's that game. Some girls are really good at it.

Do you ham up the friend shit?

No?

No, I mean it defends, but the French accent can help on the when it's a tricky situation.

Pretend I don't understand.

Are you on dating apps?

All of them? All of them?

What's your favorite app?

Those? Stupid?

Is abortion legal in France?

Yeah?

You ever paid for an abortion?

Is that?

Is that one of the things that bothers you about American women? They expect you to pay for them. Do you think French people in general are a little bit more homophobic and racist than Americans?

Go ahead, no, I mean the gee community is pretty big in France.

Maybe I didn't tell you, but I used to be bottoned during the Gek club and I had a cage.

I was a cage dancer.

You're a cage dancers.

Tell you.

I know what the cage at the cage the place called Freedom Coffee. I was like nineteen or twenty and I need to make some money for the summer to travel. So I told my friend I can HIGHWALKI in your coffee. So we were opening at six pm until two am.

Oh, it's a lot of dancing.

Love dancing, and we close for a few hours and we reopened for breakfast from five am to eleven am in the morning.

Love.

So you're saying because you were a cage dancer, you personally could never be homophobic.

No, I mean, did you make great money?

No, we don't keep in France.

Oh well, what's the point of being a cage dancer then.

Because you know the girls who wants to be safe, they go to gay club.

Oh so you were still in your own homophobic mind, like I'm dancing for women.

That was gay club.

See here's what I think. Most of my friends I find are foreign, and I think that's because whenever I hang out with somebody that's American. As soon as they rubbed me the wrong way with the way they think about something like that, it immediately makes me put a wall up. But with foreign people, I always assume, ah, there's a language barrier or there's something else, and so I turn a blind eye to some of the negative stuff.

You've got nice legs, yet you know.

Yeah, Sometimes I don't understand your drug, but I understand your body, lungage, the stuff you move or you do sometimes it's funny, so.

You know that it's a joke just by my body, like.

The way you move or you act.

Yeah, sometimes what's wrong with my legs? You think they're just too thin?

The proportion, the proportions along. You're a long body, long.

Torso to Torso's this part, No, the top of the leg okay, just a thigh.

Thigh is long from the knee to the foot. Foots. You gots tiny, so when you work, it's funny. It's not true. It is true. It's not true.

I'll let anyone size me. I guarantee I'm completely proportionate.

And the best bit is when you run, it takes a different, different approach of running.

What does that mean? I know you you run the funnier. I saw you're running the other day on the beach. I couldn't believe that was you were like, it's not dan yet. You can run because I can. And then you got closer. Yeah, it's Danielle. Uh huh.

You still play the lottery every week?

It's three times a week.

You play it three times. People always accuse the French of being elitist. I'm gonna list a few things, and I want you to say, which country does them? The best food?

You think so it's not true? What's the best Italy?

No?

Are you kidding me?

Chef and friends?

All right, I don't know that that's true.

All right?

Wine friends, cheese friends, fashion friends. How about art friends?

You tell you some.

Comedy friends?

Shut the US, US shut the.

No one ever thinks comedy thinks movies.

I know a movie that you love.

Here's a movie that you think is so funny, and I don't understand why you think Three Billboards.

I love that movie. Yeah, it's a good movie.

What's your favorite? Like, what's your favorite movies?

Okay, Fly Above, Cuckoo's Nests. Huh, that's good. Good? These are all classics. All right?

What about American sports? You really get upset with me during football season?

Yeah? I don't get it because you spend our worlds watching this.

It's it bothers you makes your no, there's no action.

Hey, what's your favorite college football team? And it's only your favorite because you understand because Notre Dame is Notre Dame, so you think that it has some correlation with France.

You watch a lot of basketball. I love basketball, going to basketball. What's your favorite team?

What is the one against the.

Lakes, against the Lakers, any team that they're playing.

No, Clippers, Clippers? You like the Clippers.

That's nice because my friend gets annoying. I don't.

I hate the Lakers, so I always read it against O.

Yeah. You like the one in the Dolphins.

Well that, yes, I do like the Dolphins.

They're in football, and then yeah, and then the basketball team is the Miami Heat.

Miami Heat. Yeah, you like tennis as well?

You Roland Garros. The amount of I conceived my son, that's right?

Yeah, yeah, I mean that's right. I don't know about the red clay of rolangueros. That's just fun to say. That's just fun to say.

My daughter looks a lot like you don't.

Know what said you?

Have you ever had sex with my wife?

Yes?

Or no?

No?

Here's a quiz about France. I want to hear a quiz.

Yeah, when did France last execute someone by guillotine?

Ready, here's your choices.

Seventeen ninety five, eighteen sixty three or nineteen seventy seven?

This is second one.

Nope, nineteen seventy seven by Giotina.

Yeah, Sam, I should bring this back, is it? Yeah?

I mean according to this, I mean it's Eddie.

Eddie is ed true?

Yeah, it's true, it's true.

How much French? Do I know? What's the one thing I.

Meant to you? I told you a couple of kumi kusa. That's it.

No.

When I said you, you say, I say sabah perfect. That's all I ever say.

I can remember my French class going taxi taxi Madame Lavan France, something like that.

I remember that. Yeah, it was good to you say that to a girl in the water, and yeah there was. It was intense.

I said, that is somebody in the water. But we didn't tell her what it meant. No, but she figured, no, she didn't. I think she went on, oh damn you. She never figured you banged a grandma in our neighborhood. You had sex with a grandma in our neighborhood, Remember that one, you know?

Yeah, yeah, I remember, Yeah.

You banged a grandma, You banged my kids teacher, and you banged tons of Russians.

Russians. Yeah, but I mean Russians.

It's difficult, what do you mean, because they're very expensive and I didn't know that they like the mooney sometimes, you know, I cannot photo hours, so to get those girls on dates, it's sometimes difficult.

Are you dating someone right now? Are you in love?

Pierre? I don't know. I could be alright, which.

Would you ever get married?

I don't think so. I don't know.

Do you want to have kids someday?

I don't think so.

Why I don't know, because I need it takes you to go surfee anytime.

I know, but be fun. It be fun to see you as a dad. Your president was fifteen when he met his wife, who was forty. Just wanted you to know that.

His wife's older. Yeah.

Yeah, he was fifteen when he met her. She was forty at the time because he was his teacher. That's that's that's who your president is. Did you ever smoke? Everyone in France?

I mean smoked like when I was partying? Or do you still smoke? No?

You have a problem with alcohol. Don't you go ahead talk about that.

Like too fo? I mean I haven't drink for six months. I know.

Did you do better with women when you were drinking than you are sober?

Maybe for the approach? Yeah, you have more game when you drunk. What about? What?

What are your favorite other drugs?

Marijuana? Like marijuana?

No?

Do you know I was drinking? Only drinking.

You've always worked in uh since I've known you, fashion.

Women's swimwear and injury lingerie. We just launched the Injury.

You make you make lingerie and sound sexier by saying lu so every interview. I give the guest on the show a gift. It's just something from my house that I want to get rid of, so I just give. I know, I always try to think of something that they would want. Okay, so here's what I got you. I got you a bunch of my really nice uh sweaters, because I know you wear sweaters that that I think hang too short on me. And because you're French, oh like French love stripes.

I like. Okay, thank you. Hold on, I got a bunch as well. It's good.

These are good brands. This is Nima Marcus. That's going to be a nice on that beautiful.

Thank you.

This this is Rag and Bone are some nice sweaters. Nice, okay, thank you. Then this is a this is just this one might be a little too tight. If you want to be sexy, you wear that one.

Thank you. Then okay, that's a bunch of sweaters. You're working to keep the bait.

Yeah, you keep put them, get them off the table. We've taken some great surf trips.

Yeah, not too far from the US, but we have some some good mements. I think what about Waco Wake who was good?

Yeah, yeah, thank you for taking me Waco your surf pool appere and I went there. You kind of messed up our reservation, but we'd love to come back if you give us a ton of free time.

All right.

I think another thing.

That we like is that that we bond on is that we enjoy surfing almost more when it's bad because nobody's out. We don't ever like people to be near us in the water.

But surf heereah and then we ride.

Uh.

You got me to buy these these garbage foam surfboards from France.

They were really cheap. What's the name of them, O Lion A Lion.

Now, I know you're not a sponsor yet, but if you want to send us just a bunch of free of your surfboards, we would love that. Those A lion boards. Man, the wood that you boot, you got two of them. One of them is meant for children, but we still ride the ship out of it. It's really fun. Yeah, send us that was a seven to two.

No, we have the six eight.

Send us a bunch of those six eights. You know, the stack of those yellow six eights with the carve out body and the hand on the middle. There are complete garbage boards, but for some reason we enjoy beating them up. You know. It's weird about our neighborhood is how we became friends with so many little kids.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Like we.

Were friends with the kids, right, they're wonderful, but we watched them grow up and now they're like in their twenties and you.

Know, the best thing is out there.

When he was surfing, he was a key that give you a wetsuit that was too small for me, and he was like, I don't know, twelve thirteen years old, he's up here.

Thank you so much.

You can have for the rest of my life all the waves you want. I'm like, oh, hear careful because he's gonna stick. And now every time a good wave goes, I remember what you say when you're a kid, that wave is for me.

Arthur broke his foot one day.

We were surfing the place that we don't talk about, and it was a real day. It was good and we were alone and he broke his foot. It is like six in the mornings, like before school. He was going like in high school, and he's like, hey, got to help me back, help me home, and I'm like yeah, but like I'm not. I'm gonna surf for another hour. So he sat like on a rock for an hour with a broken foot while I caught every wave and then I carried him home.

I'll just the best, you know, which is funny.

Always wants to since he surfed with the oldest, he wants to prove, so he goes for big waves and change situation.

I assume, like I've seen him get killed. Yeah, but he's huge now. But now he's now he's just a tank of a person.

Yeah. The thing I told.

Him once when he was like sixteen or seventeen years I said, the day you turn eighteen, I'm gonna punch you in the face. And then I think by the time he was eighteen, he was already like so much bigger. Let's just forget about that. You care about surfing, that's something that's different. We both surf a ton, but you care about like you know who the pro surfers are. You know when the contest are going on and you watch pro contest.

I don't do anything.

I don't like anything about surfing except for the act of surfing.

And you, I mean, you good surfer.

Okay, We've surfed my whole life since I since I could walk.

But the funny bus when you get compettity, that's funny that's funny.

Just change.

You ever seen me get mad in the water? Yah iyah, No.

No, there's a free story like these Those kids keep piling around and all of the kids. You you pointing like where you should sit, and he took you wanted to shake his hand, You wanted to shake the end. But you say no, I'm pointing where you should sit and don't come next to me.

Remember a story. No, but that sounds about right.

The guy was like, what, Yeah, I run a tight ship out there.

We're coming out of the surf and this this girl was working two girls just when we start hanging out. And this girl said, oh my god, that's Daniel Tosh. Can I get a picture?

And you say no and you start running the opposite.

That's because it combines two things. It combinds things that you love, girls and me running and surfing. Yeah, you know, it's a funny story that you can't get over. One time, we were surfing one spot, but we decided to go to a different spot that's walkable from where we were surfing. For some reason, we just kept our leashes on because we were going to go run to this other spot that was only one hundred yards away. Maybe two hundred yards Max, and we happened to pass the greatest female

And and you.

Didn't realize it until we had like ran past, and she was making fun of us, and you got so mad.

Oh that's funny, but yeah, we had a lisha like working like.

You didn't like being teased by Stephanie Gilmore. I'd like to, oh, come on, she's you always resented her her sister for not wanting to date you.

Yeah, I try.

Seven agil were the greatest female surfer of all time, Kelly Slater in female surfing, and and she has a beautiful sister, and Stephanie's beautiful, and uh, Pierre tried to hook up with her sister, and her sister was not.

In front of you as well.

I did to make you lave and you said to me you should have stopped after the first sentence, but I keep pushing, and he said.

Enough, Oh it's bad.

There's nothing worse than watching you strike out in the water. Tell me about the time you got a blow job in the Soho House bathroom.

No, I didn't get a blow drop.

Or you made love And then I asked you, I said, would you wear a condom? And you said no, No, people don't wear condoms anymore.

It's that fashionable.

Is that true? People don't wear condoms.

People you work on them. You have to work on them.

Okay, yeah, you like to jog every day?

Not every day, but I like to joke. Yeah, get things out. Yeah, it's good for the brand as well. Do you do do you do mental health? Do you do like mental health exercise? Do you see a therapist? You ever seen a therapist?

Me?

Neither, that's scary. I just go surfing sometimes.

My wife when she gets when I'm like, you know, starting to get really, She's like, just go surfing, fucking get out of the house, get in the oceans. Do you have any diseases from all the from all the sex? You've never gotten diseases from all the second good lucky, real lucky.

Not good.

Marya in Africa was that I've got madaya in Africa, the.

Malaya malaria malaria in that freak out in a in a in a freak out in Africa, Africa.

Your accent sometimes to me, sounds like someone doing a bad Christopher Walking impression.

Well, my friends, I've got peanut butters stuck in my mouth.

Okay, that's not as funny. That's not as funny as what I said.

We'll put some bad Christopher walking impression next to him talking, and you're like, oh god, it does kind of sound like what she.

Got a boat is grab a free ranee chicken?

Do an impression of me talking?

Impression?

If you talking about basketball? Basketball, that's what you always did in the water. You always like, oh, are you gonna go watch basketball? The thing is, you don't usually meet uh, when you're as old as we are, you don't usually like meet a guy and then just start hanging out with a guy.

It's like, it's just bizarre.

Well, Pierre, listen, I'm sure I'll talk to you ten minutes after this is done. So anyway, thanks for being on the show. Thank you that yet okay, revoir, Well, Monsieur.

Pasha.

That was another great interview. Thank you to Pierre and all the women that he has loved. Thank you too. With me as always as my dog Carl for the post show interview wrap up by the way. Pierre immediately sent me photos of him wearing the sweater. He also sends me photos of his lunch every day, and I want to put a couple of these photos up. Carl wouldn't even eat this food. Hostages don't even eat like this. He's always like, I like sausages. I'm like, it's not sausages.

None of it makes sense.

And then comes on my show and talks about the French palette being more sophisticated, and then I just I can't stop looking at it because it's so insane to me that a forty five year old man eats like this.

What's going on?

We've got to stand up to plug Carl. Where are we doing. We're performing in Reno. I got some new dates coming in twenty twenty four. We'll be doing another proper tour. Check out boysworarpink dot com clothing line I started for my toddler sit down.

Carl, see you next week.