My First Major Golf Champion - Michelle Wie West

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I would hate, like what I would hit a shot in Korea for some reason, like they go and like you would hear that? And I was like, oh, that would just get under my skin so much.

Did people ever just yell wee oh that would have been fun?

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You know, doing a podcast is so fun because you have such a small group of people. Normally, like if I'm on a television show and someone fucks up, it's like who did it? And like fifteen people say it was twenty other people. You know, you never get satisfaction. But on a podcast, it's like, I'm like, who fucked up? And he's like, Dylan, It's just we just we just know right away it's fucking Dylan's fault. It's clear Dylan.

All right?

Hey, all right, I've been in the biz. Crikey. Those blokes down under sure do know how to have a write good time with their mates after a few grogs. I don't even know if this video is Australian, could be New Zealand. Oh man, New Zealand. They always get the short end of the shaft. Did you notice that video? Not a single black person or a woman in that clubhouse either. Things just don't change. Do you like golf? Do you watch it? Eddie happy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore? Yeah,

Yeah, that's good.

And do you play any instruments? Piano? Sucked at it? Okay, you sucked, that's good. Yeah. You grew up in Hawaii a wahuu. I did the worst of the islands. Agreed.

No, absolutely not you serious, that's offensive?

No are you?

Okay? Wait wait, I need to know, though, where did you stay when you were in o Wahu?

Well, I I dated a girl from for a long time, so like, so I would always spend time there.

Okay, And I'm souch part of the island.

Though, I mean I had spent tons of time in the north Shore stuff.

Okay, yeah, I was scared you're gonna say you stayed in Waikiki.

No, no, no, I mean I get Honolulu fine, but in general, the whole island.

It's great because you get the option to go out get great food, great shopping, but you also can so to the waterfalls and surfing and all that other stuff.

Do you speak pigeon, Yeah, you do.

It comes out when I'm home. Like when I first came to the mainland, people were like, what is she say?

Just talking story? Oh? Or are the stereotypes true about how much pressure immigrant parents put on American kids to succeed?

You know, I don't think it's the parents that put the pressure. I think it's like the child puts the pressure on themselves. Like I don't know for me, Like I'm.

Only talking for you. Yeah, yeah, there wasn't tons of pressure on you?

No, I mean I think they just wanted me to experience a lot of things. They like literally put me in everything right, like you know, put me in soccer, baseball, gymnastics, swimming, ballet like you know, I was in everything. But that's pressure too, I guess, yes, and no, I didn't feel it that way. I wanted to be great like ever since I was little, Like I put a lot of pressure on myself, like I wanted to be a professional athlete since I could ever remember, Well.

I did too, But I didn't want to put the work in.

And I am that my parents helped me to put the work in. But I think you know I made you No, I mean there are times yes made me that made me go to Korean school. I didn't want to go to Korea in school on Saturday?

What's Korean school?

Like?

It's awful, It's really boring. You get to school on like nine am on Saturday and you're there all day.

Your family's originally from South Korea. What made them decide to move to America?

My dad wanted to be a professor, so he came got his PhD at U Penn and then got a teaching job at Uh.

Your mother golfed, your father didn't. Yeah, my mom taught. My dad does he play now?

Not anymore. I think they're trying to get back into it. I just got them into pickleball. I love pickleb I know same. My mom's good. She's pretty ruthless. She slams everything.

Not gonna middle to slam. And if I'm just constantly dincing, you just.

Wanted to say the word did get uh huh?

It's so stupid. The terms are so stupid.

I know how tall your parents My dad six to two, my mom's five seven, very tall.

For for what for Koreans? Why did you go to college anyway?

After I really wanted to go to college. And plus, like when I turned pro when I was sixteen, my parents were like, you have to.

Go to college. So see that that might be the requisite immigrant parent pressure that I was talking about.

Yeah, but it's also I think the reason why they did it was for that to me to have a normal life.

I mean, I was your normal life going great action, that is the normal about your life.

There were so many things that are normal in my life. I mean I I mean I my parents had an opportunity to take me to IMG Academy you know about it in Florida. I mean they were like, oh, you're not going to have a normal life there, and they kept me. In my high school, I had normal friends. For the most part.

I was pretty normal and then went to college.

What was your backup school when you applied to Stanford?

You c l a USC and I didn't even open the envelope.

You serious?

Stanford was my dream.

My dad didn't get in Stanford, so I wanted to prove to him that I was smarter than.

Oh okay, I thought you were like going to rub it in Stanford's face, like you you messed up with my friend.

Oh no, no, I'm rubbing it in I still do to this day.

By the way, everyone talks about like you're the youngest, you know whatever, youngest to qualify youngest with all that stuff. You know, it would be great though, now because are you do you say you're retired or no? Yeah? Oh yeah. I have a problem with that too. Here's why I have a problem with it, because like, just okay, just stop playing.

Huh.

You don't have to say you're retired. What if there was just like one tournament a year that you love to play, and like, I'm sure you could qualify for it if you wanted to, or at least try or get an exemption whatever. Why not just be like, yeah, and I don't feel like doing it this year, so I'm not going to do it this year. Why does it have to be a formal announcement of retirement in any profession?

So for me, it's because everyone just kept asking me when you're coming back, when you're coming back, when you're coming back, and I just like I'm done, okay, and they're like, oh but no really, So like I felt like announcing it. People now believe me kind of like leave me alone, don't ask me if I want to play. But now they're asking me if I want to play in a senior's tour, which is rude because I'm thirty.

Four years old. That's very rude.

Like, Okay, now I was the youngest to do all this stuff. Now that are you playing at the seniors tour?

Well?

No, so here's what you could be the youngest to play the seniors.

You're the youngest, all these titles for the youngest or whatever. I think that would be amazing. Though, if you said stayed retired for whatever, however long you went, and then wait till you're like eighty five ninety and then try to be the oldest so you can have both titles. That would be amazing. My body would break in half. No, you're fine. Medicine is going to be amazing. You know, you're probably healthy. I think there's no issue here.

Okay, we'll see.

I never understand, like, like golf is a good when tennis is the same word. It's like you're ranked third in the world or you're you know, one hundred and fiftieth. I think all of that stuff is like I would just keep going forever. If I was like one hundred and fiftieth in the world, but I used to be third, I'd be like, yeah, but that's still amazing. I'm one hundred and fiftieth out of something that millions of people do.

I don't know, when you play, you don't think of it that way. When you're one hundred and fiftieth, it sucks.

Okay, that's insanity that there's only one hundred and forty eight people better than you at something. Golf is so pure in your leaderboard, just being who made the most money. Yeah, I wish all sports were like that.

But like, it's pretty.

I mean, it's fun because it all comes down to you and it's just a matter of how you play. It's stressful, though, I mean because if you don't make it past Friday, you make zero dollars and you're in the negative.

You made you say you make zero dollars. But you know, something tells me the Swoosh check doesn't care if you made it past Friday. I think they care. Well, Ma, they care, of course, but you don't know.

I mean, I had it lucky, but yeah, it is stressful.

Well sure, I know, Okay, fine, you're lucky, but you earned it and you were sellable and it was it was fun. There's a reason that Nike pays you. You want to know why, because it works.

Yeah, people care more about what Kim Kardashian has to say than our president.

Nobody cares what Kim has to say. We just want to look at her butt. I do find her show fascinating. It used to bother me when people would say about Kim Kardashian or the Kardashian like, what do they do? They don't do anything. It's like they film a show. There's cameras in their face all day long, Like that'sh hard.

Yeah yeah, I mean they are their machines.

The makeup and the hair alone, Like sitting there, somebody touches my face that long. Oh no, I don't. I don't like it either. Would you do a reality show?

No, I can't do cameras in my face.

What if they're just like hidden throughout your house, that'd be terrifying. Webcams remember back in the dial up day? Did you ever log into one of those houses?

What was that weird internet website where you can go on and like you can see random people?

Is something Rolette?

Yeah?

Chat relate?

That was just just chances to see penises. It's like every every eighth person was a penis. Let's I forgot about that. I was like, all right, put it anyway, just click off as fast as you can. The guys just sitting there danging it by the camera. That was no good. Do you actually like golf?

Yeah?

I do? Like today? Yeah? Is it easier at thirteen to block out the noise or thirty thirteen?

And we had no Twitter, Instagram, Facebook? So when I play and when I played in PJ Tour events, I didn't have to post about it on social media, and like, you know, see all that. You know, if you didn't have the AOL dial up in Google, I mean, I don't think Google is.

Even around love when you were Yeah, Google, you're still young. I had dial up barely for a week.

Oh my god, I had to I had the floppy disk wire thirty four.

Yeah, all right, do.

You know when Google started?

Do I know? How?

Do you know what the first year Google was born? No, two thousand and two.

So yeah, here's my stance on golf. I've been around the game my entire life. We've always had a home on a golf course in Florida, and it was shoved on me and I despised it. We're in Florida, Central Titusville, near Kennedy Space Center.

So do you see like the you see things go off at Kennedy Space Center, Like that'd be cool.

Yeah. I wasn't there for the Challenger, if that's your next question.

No, I'd be like, I don't know if there was like test runs.

Or they launched lots of rockets and stuff like that. He used to go out out for them every time to watch them from school. They would let you outside, but then after the one bad one, they were like, maybe let's not have this conversation with kids. My dad did the worst job of how to get a kid into golf. He only let me have two clubs, a three iron and a putter right right, like a maniac, like a child abuser.

A three ron.

He's like, He's like, if you can hit a three iron, you can hit any club. This is this is what this idiot did. Second thing he did, that's insane. You never get a golf cart. What because you need to think about your next shot as you're walking up to it. That's not true. This is none of it. This is what my dad did to me. And I'm like, guess what, Dad, I hate this game. I'm never going to play it. Boom dead to me. You want to know what I

I think it brings in sort of like a team element to it. I mean, I can't imagine carrying my bag for four days.

It seems. That's what I take from it. It was like it's kind of laziness. It just yes.

I mean I would totally dig a golf card go out by myself. But I think it.

I think it helped pace of play. It just makes it go faster. I think it brings in a cool element to the game.

Did you ever have a female caddy? Yeah? Always? I don't know, no, I did.

I had some, I had two or three.

Did they complain a lot, like why don't you carry it for a few holes? Yeah? Do any guys have female caddies? Yeah they do. Yeah.

There was a very famous female caddy, Fanny Caddy for Nick Faldo. He was number one in the world for a long time.

She's a legend. Golf is widely regarded as sometimes sexist, racist, elitist, all the ists. I agree. How much of that did you experience?

You know, Funny grew up in Hawaii. Like the racist part, I didn't you know experience it at all because it's mostly Asians in Hawaii. It was a culture shock when I came to my first event. It was in North Carolina, went to Florida, lived in Florida for a bit and definitely experienced it there. But yeah, I mean, golf is definitely perceived to be elitist. It definitely has that element to it. But I think there's like a new wave of golf coming in that is really breaking all the stereotypes.

Oh the traveling, did you fly private? No? I play? I play female sports. I know. But you're worth a ton according to a celebrity networth. Is it over or under your actual worth? I don't even know what they said. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what they said without anybody knowing. Now, is it way over?

It's pretty pretty good.

Interesting, interesting, don't look at my paper. You know. Let's talk about equal pay. I was watching the US Open and they were just bragging and bragging about how the women's had the same prize money as the men for fifty years. They were celebrating. But there was a few people that's like, yes, but there was sponsorships that kind of made up the difference. So it wasn't like they

I mean yeah, I mean I think with equal pay, I think it comes down to how much women's games are being broadcasted. People have to have the opportunity to be able to watch women's sports. I mean, look at that volleyball game where like ninety thousand people showed up for a women's volleyball game. They like sold out entire football stadium, you know, for golf, like let's say for a PGA Torven they get like over one hundred cameras there,

People will watch jim Nance. I mean he's great, but still I've heard the stories.

If if he commentates on women's golf, people would watch.

That's fair, you know, and like what you're what you're saying is you just need men to talk about women and then ratings and money will go up. I'm teasing. Obviously they're you're such a great point because I actually watch all the majors because of how visually beautiful it is.

Exactly like we don't get any of that, Like our announcers aren't able to talk about any stats that we have because we don't have statistics. We just got strokes gained, which you'll have no idea what that is, and I don't have enough time to explain it because.

I barely know what it is.

But you we write the caddies write it down physically on a paper and then hand that in. Whereas you know, on the men they have shot link, they have every single information stats and that goes hand in hand with sports bettings. That's a law of the draw nowadays, you know we don't have that capability yet.

Would you want to be like a commentator or are you I should I shouldn't.

No. I tried it, but you have to travel way too much and I'm just not over traveling.

Yes, that's my thing too. I would love to help the surfing you know, professional surfing circer and be like a commentator on there, but I like, I'm not going to these locations you commentate for golf. I don't want to do that either. Golf takes himself way too seriously and golf doesn't need my help, like that's their problem.

No, I think we need we need comedians.

I've been like, remember that time a Kevin hart and Snoop Dogg commentator for the Olympics.

I think we knew that for golf. Well, I agree. I think if you have Kevin Harten's Noop Dogged Daniel Tosh, I mean, they would really be nervous because I would immediately like, you know, on Sunday at a big moment, is now a good time for us to talk about abortion and how important it is for women to have the right to choose? Can you imagine? No? I can't, but I would. I would think that would be fun. Do I want to jump into my live questions or no? Sure, I don't even know if I don't know what live

I mean I think, you know, guys are getting paid so much, so I understand, you know their mindset.

I mean they were getting generational wealth or did Phil Mickelson need generational wealth?

I mean, I just well, for New Bras, I know, all right, but I mean my personal take, I mean I would never but I can sympathize and understand like my colleague's decisions. But I think the thing in general is, you know, I think, especially when it comes to women, it complicates things a whole lot more.

Oh yeah, here's like, this isn't even an issue. I know where I would stand on this. When I was a young stand up comedian and I was struggling, and I didn't really struggle, let's be clear, but I wasn't. I could pay my rent here in La in my studio apartment. Life was good. I was a comedian. I didn't have to work a real job. I would have friends like you got to go to Australia. We're making a killing down there, and I was like, I don't fucking want to fly all the way to Australia to

There was a lot I would hate, like when I would hit a shot in Korea for some reason, like they go and like you would hear that, and I was like, Oh, that would just get under my skin so much, and you know, you hear people be like oh I could have done a better than that.

Oh no, I just thought. I that I understand, But like, what about just the dumb people that always have to yell some line from a movie or something like that, like mash potato.

There's mashed potatoes.

Did people ever just yell we oh? That would have been fun? Yeah, oh yeah all the time. That's what I like.

And it just breaks me back.

To you didn't like that? No, I meant for hitting a shot though with the ball flight. Yeah, but then like good, yeah, what they do an elementary We's.

A really hard last name to grow up with.

Oh, just saying Tosh, it's pretty awesome if you're Jamaican. I don't know if you know Peter Tosh. He was in Bob Marley's band. Okay, anyway, he was killed.

Tosh is easier than we.

I got. Everything was related, and then I got gay innumendos because I was I wasn't as tough as some of the other kids, so I it was more mainly in Florida too. It's just funny that you said that's when you're yeah, hatred of people started. He didn't say that.

I implied it, yeah, but I got we we all the iterations of Wes.

What's your home track? These days? Is that funny? Funny? It is obvious when somebody doesn't know what they're saying. Tries to talk golf Plingo. You were so confident with it. I tried to, but then you laughed, and then I was like, I better not say it.

I flied ol Cab, which even if I say this, you're gonna be like, you're gonna act like you're like, yeah, we're el Cab Tarzan good.

Yeah. Well, I don't know anything about it. What's a cost to play golf? What's what's a what's around of golf? Play? Can you can't private course? What's a called a membership? There for a year cost? I have no idea. That's what I like to hear. Steph Curry showed nice shot where it was you guys recreate iconic golf shots? Which one did you do? We did all them? Oh? Are you on every episode of it? Yeah?

We filmed it all in one day.

I want to be on that show. It's I have three I want to do. No, No, I got a different famous golf shot. Which one? I want to do Elands through the I want to do Elands through the driver's side window. Did anyone do that shot yet? That's yours?

That'd be your episode.

Oh yeah, that's yours. That's what I want. So if you can talk to anybody over there, let them know that I'm interested. I always give everybody that comes on the show a gift. I don't buy them something. I just take something from my house and give it to them because I don't want stuff in my house. Are you hard to shop for?

I'm not a great gift giver.

You're not a great gift giver. But what a gift receiver?

I don't I'm not a gift to me. That's not the way I show love. I guess, so like I'm not like if someone doesn't give me a gift, I don't love you no, but like you know, like I just like when someone gives me, I'm like, oh, thank you, but like it doesn't.

Like uh huh. So my manager, I only have had women run my career, my entire career, my manager, my agent. They know I like sweets.

Oh I love sweets?

Well, right, so they give me candy. Am I gonna give you a candy? Don't guess the gift and you ruin it? Something like that. So they got me a membership to like a Cookie of a month club. But my wife is just furious. She's like, you manager, you an agent. All they do is they buy you junk food and they're gonna kill you. So this morning when it came, she goes, my wife, just this is what my wife's screw. Give it to Michelle Wie. That's what

That's cute.

So be kind spread joy. Oh and so yeah, anyway, if you regifted, that's fine, but there's just a box of cookies for you.

Really haven't opened it at all.

No, no, don't even do it. Keep it rap nice the case you want to regift it, I'm going to eat it. You're not going to eat all of those You'll die.

Like how many are there in here?

I don't know, Probably it doesn't but they're so big and sick. I don't care. What are you hear butchering? Oh thanks, I'm not not gonna take it. And you know who's gonna be furious when she watches this is my wife. She'll be like, are you out of your mind? I told you not to eat anymore.

That's a lot of cookies.

First question, I ask all my guests, do you believe in ghosts? Yes?

Okay, yeah? Do you know I believe in Yeah? Why not because I.

Know why you believe in ghosts because you live in Hawaii where all of you guys are batshit crazy. Do you consider Hawaiians Asian? No? Pacific islander, Pacific islander, but you don't consider Pacific islanders Asian?

No, I think it's no things. I mean Asian is the content.

I know, but there's some of those. Now I wasn't sure, I'll be honest. Is that obvious? Was that an obvious question? I should have donely?

Is obvious because they do group them together during like API month.

When an athlete's performed a lot of times they'll say, uh, their country, Like they'll say America or do they say Usa? Probably say USA, But if they're from Hawaii, they'll give Hawaii separate. Really, I know they do it in surfing there, I say Hawaiian versus like USA if you're from California. Interesting, I'm always like, huh huh do you surf? No?

I watched Blue Crush as a kid, and I was terrified.

Oh yeah, well that movie's kind of that's a great meal bee though.

It's not easy to learn how to surf in Hawaii, Like you know, there's a lot of reef.

I know, but then there's waikiki if you want.

To I know, but then I've My friend got hit in the face by a board.

People get hit with golf balls all the time.

This is true.

Have you ever gotten a stinger? Yeah? Uh huh.

I was literally standing in front of a person and he shanked it so hard it went perpendicular and hit me in the sham.

Was that a professional?

No, it was like a pro.

And we do these things every week where we play with four amateurs and they're usually pretty bad.

You know, my nephew, Mickey de Morett, he qualified in the US Open a coup four years ago. That's amazing. Yeah yeah, and his dad was the caddy, my brother in law, and his dad pointed at a ball. I told him that was his ball, and it wasn't. His ball cost him three strokes and a few positions on the leader board.

Oh no, that's not good.

I know. We don't let him live it down. So he hasn't really, he hasn't found his groovy has all those Monday qualifiers.

Okay, I blame It's a tough life.

It's a tough life. I told him. It's not a tough life. It's a very tough life. I tell him. I'm like, just you won. I just it's kind of back to my one hundred and fiftieth of the one, like you won. You're not. You graduate from college, you travel around the country in Canada, and you do these Monday qualifiers and it's like you're twenty I don't know, holot he's twenty five years old or something. Who cares? You're not married, You have no bills.

Time to do it.

So much better and working.

It's also true, but it's a grind.

I mean, it's the right grind. I'm wiener cousins with a few pro golfers. Really, is that what it's called wiener cousins when you when you've dated somebody that now dates a golfer.

Is that called brothers?

No, first, so we don't use that term anymore. I don't think. We don't say eskimo anymore. No, I mean, unless we're right, we say inuits.

But in brothers. Sorry, no, it doesn't actually cancel myself on No.

You can't get canceled on this show, but I mean you could. You're thinking of something completely different.

Well, she's right, Yeah, I'm completely right. There's two terms like cousins wiener. Cousins is way better, way better. To be honest with you, I got embarrassed just in a split second. I thought I had confused docking, which.

Is not No dockings different dockings different. Now I don't even want to get into it. Unless you want me to explain it to you, then I will. But I don't want to. Thank you. Fine, I'll tell it to you. It's foreskin. I never mind.

I don't want to have you ever thought about how your show would be perceived if you did it?

Now, I think it'd be I'd be a huge hit. What are you implying?

I was like, thank you.

I was like, you know, you watch Chapelle your show, and it's like, can you imagine?

I don't. I don't think. I always feel like, even if you hold it up to a microscope, I side on the right side of most issues. Even if it's like, oh, that's really tone in lines. At least that's about I try to justify it in my head. All right, I'm gonna get back to you. Do you get drug tested? I have it all the time.

Well not anymore for what everything. They're all banned literally everything, Like you take the wrong cough medicine and.

You're screwed, so you can't like hang out with rappers and no, the Purple Ray, that's that's horrible. Did you ever fail a drug test in your life?

No, I would like dream about failing that.

Like, you know, there's a lot of times like you take stuff for a cold or whatnot, like people, you know, doctors prescribe you antibiotic like you don't like of.

Course, no one looks yeah, and then it's happened.

It's happened recently where a guy took an over the counter a cough medicine in like an Asian country and muse, you know, like you go over and you get sick, they give you something. The doctors you know, you don't speak their language, and then all of a sudden, it's just.

Like that's why you take Korean on Saturdays exact, so you don't get popped. I know, I never understand the drug testings. I just ugh. I used to always say I had a joke that you say, I want the greatest athletes that science can create. Let's dope them all. So create that league. Yes, thank you. That fuck live in their dirty money. I want a league of just steroids. I don't whatever. Well, we'll have some doctors that oversee to make sure we're doing it in a healthy manner.

What does that get crypt in with big doped in?

No, no, no dope is the athletes. The I'm saying that the patrons. The patrons have to be pro choice. This is a very this is a small league. It's a very niche. It's very niche. You're married to Johnny West, Jerry West's son. Now. Jerry West recently was real up in arms about how he was portrayed on the show and guess what this is who I am? And I don't even know the name of the show, Playing Time,

Y'all were upset.

I mean it wasn't even we all mean a family. Yeah, the family was upset.

So you guys hate watched it or something. I mean.

Some members of the family did, just to keep track the lawsuit.

Going, you know, oh okay, and it was that serious geez.

I mean, yeah, I was portrayed as a drunk, portrayed as a rage aholic.

Was it for comedic effect? I think it was for dramatic effect?

But you know, it's just if you're going to do that, just use another name, like, you know, because people are watching that actually believing that's who you are. You know, and it's not fair well.

I mean, in fairness, I know very much who he is and this didn't even pop on my radar. Do you call Jerry West dad?

No, you know, dad?

You call your in law's mom and dad. I do because I think it's funny and also because my wife's a lot younger than me, and they're not that much older than me, So I think it's funny to call him daddy and mommy.

The whole thanks I would love to go to Thanksgiving.

You're married to somebody very famous in sports, you know, the sports family, basketball family, and your six feet tall? Is your daughter already? What percentile in her height is she ninety fifth? Is she? Yeah? Are you going to pressure your kid to play golf or rebuild the Lakers dynasty? Yeah?

You know, it's funny, Like I always like think, now, like what's the right amount of push do you want to motivate them to like have a dream and whatnot? And I think my my my strategy right now is just to have her try everything and see what she likes. And it's funny because you know, obviously I played and then brought it on tour, but when she was a baby baby, but then I hosted an LPJ tournament. Now she came for the whole week, She saw me play at pebble from my last tournament and then now she

How much screen time do you let her have every day? Not a lot.

But also I'm not like super strict with it.

Okay, I'm just saying golf is so fucking long.

Yeah, I think twelve holes is the right amount of golf.

That's that's my issue with golf too. If I wanted to get into it. Who's got four and a half hours?

No one, And that's just rude to your partner who's launching is.

Is your husband wealthy too? You the breadwinner? Do you got you? You don't have a scoreboard up in the house leader board? Yes, the weekly all weekly? Oh man, I really put the pressure on you. You guys got a prenup? We actually do.

Yeah, but it was just basically saying that everything's gonna be split in house.

I don't know why we put Oh no, wait now, our prenup is rock solid. I wanted to my wife's vetoed this. I wanted to get it leather bound and put as a coffee table book. Oh, just because I thought when guests come over to like, if they saw it, they be are you guys insane? Is that really? I'm like, yeah, yea, it's our preop, go ahead, page through it. How long was your pren hunt? It's long, her lawyer told her, I have to let you know I cannot, in good faith recommend that you sign this.

Yeah, well, how close to the wedding did you sign it?

I mean twenty four hours, no, thirty minutes before. I think, I think, well, well before, but now we're almost past the point where it matters in California. We've been together too long. I know they're going to get They're going.

To get me, they're going to get you. They would get everyone.

But hopefully she gets Like now she's kind of starting to, you know, get motivated. Motivated. It wasn't the right way. She works hard, just just don't get paid as well, and that's got to change. You keep your finances separate from your husband. No, we do it together. I don't like that at all. Starting I'm starting to worry about things. I'm going to page through that prenup years fifty to fifty, I don't know. Michelle, thank you very much for taking

There were some interesting segues in there, that's for sure.

I'm not very good at this. Pasha well, Carl, that does it. I want to thank Michelle Wee for being on the show. She's a incredible athlete, great mom, and a fun guest. And I also like that she explained something to me about why watching female golf wasn't as entertaining, and it just made sense, Like the whole thing. It just clicked in my head. I'm like, that's I never looked at it from that perspective, having all the better cameras,

Show for a long time, in touring with it, and now i'd like to do New York run. It's not only a stand up show, but it's you know, it's what happens in the street before the door's open. There's someone playing outside. After the show, there's an ice cream truck.

You know.

It's a real experience and you need money? Yes, how much? How much? Can I just write one check for the whole thing? What do I need to cut?

I'm always embarrassed to tell you because we're looking for about one fifteen.

I'll give you one hundred and fifty dollars Todd. Yeah, no, Old Daniels sleep, Thank you, goodbye, Todd. I love you.

You're not playing this though, are you?

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What came.

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Is that it.

Nope, this is a very lunch soul. This is a soyer thoughts all the way until it the moning they was telling the so it is then a bed in here.

Okay, finish it up the end