Alex and Danielle have made it to the most important episode. Tyra's tirade. Her meltdown. Her "We were all rooting for you moment." And they have A LOT to say about it. You may know it as a hilarious, reality TV moment. They see it as another sad stud in the Tiffany Tragedy Tapestry. Join them for an in-depth breakdown of the moment, what led up to it, what others from the show (including Tiff) have to say about it, what might have been cut out, and what truths it reveals about class in America...
Jan 28, 2021•1 hr 36 min•Season 4Ep. 7
The models have an eventful week: First they're sold to Don Banks "in perpetuity." Then, they face Danielle's worst nightmare, a networking event. And finally, they're doused in gasoline (not really, but whatever) for a sexy, dessert gas station photo shoot. Follow us on Instagram: @topmodelrewind
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 4Ep. 6
It's THAT episode. The first of the blackface episodes. And Alex and Danielle have thoughts. On that, and the Michelle "flesh-eating bacteria" scandal. Follow us on Instagram: @topmodelrewind
Jan 14, 2021•1 hr 39 min•Season 4Ep. 5
It's the famed zodiac shoot, and Alex and Danielle take the opportunity to indulge in astrological talk and discussion of Tyra's star sign. Plus, is the show unfairly labeling Tiffany and Brandy as the models with too much attitude? A & D discuss this + share wine drunk stories in solidarity with Tiff. Follow us on Instagram: @topmoderewind
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Season 4Ep. 4
This week, the models get runway lessons in the most fashionable House of Kmart. Alex and Danielle discover that it is actually Sarah who first utters the famous line, "This is not America's Next Top Best Friend." Michelle faces her greatest fear: a shoe rack. Kahlen's true identity is revealed. And, Tyra manages to be the most dramatic person in the room, even when another person (Rebecca) passes out and has to go to the hospital. Plus, Alex and Danielle pick their favorite dog in each 1-800-FL...
Dec 31, 2020•1 hr 34 min•Season 4Ep. 3
It's the first *real* episode of Cycle 4 and... MAKEOVERS, BABY. Everyone's excited, except Brandy, who's annoyed to be at the photo shoot and getting her hair cut, and, you know, all the things she's signed up for. Alex and Danielle give their thoughts on her attitude, as well as the models' first "alien"-themed photo shoot. Plus, Danielle has a dream that she was on ANTM. On Top Model News, Alex and Danielle discuss how Will performed on The Amazing Race and a rumor that there might be a new s...
Dec 24, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Season 4Ep. 2
We're back for another season of ANTM. Which model will claw their way to the top? Not Lady Kat, unfortunately, although we enjoyed her presence at casting. Alex and Danielle share their first impressions of all the models and go on digressions about Delia's catalogues, Tyra's unique psychic powers, and a Reese Witherspoon lookalike. Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Dec 17, 2020•1 hr 28 min•Season 4Ep. 1
It's the finale of Cycle 3, and we're sad to see this crazy cast of characters leave. We witness the first Covergirl shoot in ANTM history and watch the world's slowest runway show. Plus, a new contestant joins the show? Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Dec 10, 2020•58 min•Season 3Ep. 13
If you are Ann, please do not listen to this episode. Alex and Danielle celebrate the elimination of the most perplexing fourth place finisher in the series. Meanwhile, the models are introduced to Japanese street style and the "Babydoll Lolita" look (yikes). Plus, a Harajuku fashion shoot, in which Ann looks like a certain anime character. Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Dec 03, 2020•1 hr 25 min•Season 3Ep. 12
This week, all the girls are merely in orbit of the ultimate showdown: Eva vs. Ann. Sister against sister. Best friend against best friend. Who do we side with? Plus, Norelle's bewildered by Japanese culture, and Amanda and Yaya compete to see who loves the country the most. Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Nov 26, 2020•1 hr 6 min•Season 3Ep. 11
Alex and Danielle have a special guest this week: Abby Walburn, friend of the pod and real-life actress. She's going to help break down the models' truly terrible Campbell's Soup commercials, as well as their deathbed skit with Taye Diggs (who we're sure know from UPN's "Kevin Hill"). Plus, the girls head to Japan to meet the Tokyians (as Norelle would say). Also, please excuse the scratchy audio on Abby's end. Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Nov 19, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Season 3Ep. 9
We're sorry for getting this episode out so late to y'all. Alex's lap top broke... again. She and Danielle decompress after a stressful election week with a lively discussion about Yaya apologizing to a hat, a diva-off on the red carpet, and Tyra's mom absolving her daughter of all sins related to not helping Cassie with her bulimia. Plus, Danielle summarizes a recent interview with Amanda. Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Nov 16, 2020•1 hr 39 min•Season 3Ep. 8
Alex and Danielle recorded this episode before the election, so enjoy a blissfully carefree hour and a half of ANTM analysis! It's go-see week and Toccara has a rough one as she runs into more issues finding clothes that fit her — at the designer's studios and at the photo shoot. We break down the argument between Toccara and the stylist, as well as the disagreement between the judges on whether to send her home. Plus, Cassie's boyfriend wants out and Amanda learns what "take responsibility" mea...
Nov 05, 2020•1 hr 30 min•Season 3Ep. 7
Yet another iconic episode! Yaya perfectly calls out Ann's lack of respeito when the jock carves an immature (yes, Ann, it was immature) message into Cassie's low-carb brownies. Plus, Cassie admits to Tyra that she throws up after eating in an Intervention style mediation. And, we say goodbye to the hilarious Kelle. You were spoiled and had no intensity in your eyes, but we loved you. Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Oct 29, 2020•1 hr 33 min•Season 3Ep. 6
This week, Kelle's self confidence hits new depths as she grapples with yet another week of criticism from the judges. But, Toccara scores points with Alex and Danielle for comforting Kelle, while also revealing her poor relationship with her parents. Meanwhile, the models pose in their underwear in a store window and participate in a roller blading, Dooney & Bourke photo shoot. On Top Model News, Alex and Danielle discuss Will (C21)'s appearance on "The Amazing Race." Follow us on Instagram...
Oct 22, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 5
There's a game afoot! The Great Crystal Hunt, led by Amanda, winds its way through the model house, embroiling Eva, Jennipher and Ann in big momma drama. Plus, Miss Jay disappoints by not taking Amanda's disability seriously and Cycle 2 winner Yoanna returns for a guest spot that involves the ugliest shoes of the 2000s... Crocs! Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Oct 15, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Season 3Ep. 4
It's makeover week and most of the models get a confidence boost (too much of one, in Amanda's case) from their new 'dos and (for Norelle) teeth. But, Camille's week is ruined by allegations that she has an eating disorder, which — once again — is left for the girls to deal with rather than a licensed professional. Plus, Alex and Danielle pay way too much attention to the models' hands in a Nivea photo shoot, and they debut a new segment: Top Model News. Follow us on Instagram: @topmodelrewind...
Oct 08, 2020•1 hr 30 min•Season 3Ep. 3
It's the first, full week of modeling for Cycle 3, and we're going deep: We talk about how Kelle's past struggles with racism affect how she acts on the show, we find out that Leah is a Catholic influencer, and we discuss the dirt on Nolé Marin. Plus, we're only slightly disturbed by Ann and Eva's "friendship." Follow us on Instagram: @topmodelrewind
Oct 01, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Alex and Danielle have a lot of fun meeting — and judging — the girls of Cycle 3 of America's Next Top Model. They talk about Tiffany's first, tragic appearance and her honest attempt at a dance off with the stank hos who threw beer on her weave. And, they marvel at Eva the Diva's impactful entrance. A star is born! Follow @topmodelrewind on Instagram.
Sep 24, 2020•1 hr 31 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Alex and Danielle recap the Cycle 2 finale and finally address THE LIST, a new revelation about why Yoanna might have won over Mercedes. Plus, they talk about where the models are now and delve into Shandi's wild post show career as a DJ, Trump model, Lumber Jill and angel of death. Follow @topmodelrewind on Instagram
Sep 17, 2020•1 hr 22 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Alex and Danielle discuss the second most dramatic moment in the history of Top Model: Shandi's tearful phone call after a drunken mistake in Milan. They discuss what happened to Eric and Shandi afterward, and they (somewhat guiltily) perform a dramatic reading of their emotional conversation. Plus, was Tyra's girl chat with Shanthrax sincere? Jay's book might have some insights... Follow @topmodelrewind on Instagram
Sep 10, 2020•1 hr 49 min•Season 2Ep. 9
It's a very special episode as we welcome our first guest, ANTM superfan Timothy (@timospears on Instagram)! ...Who also happens to be a huuuuge Camille fan. Unsurprisingly, we spend most of the episode discussing the merits of Miss McDonald and her ~signature walk~ that's totally going to make her famous. Plus, the models go abroad to Milan (ciao!), and we find out what Yoanna really was doing when she disappeared from dinner with Tyra and Jay. Again, give our bud Timothy a follow on Instagram:...
Sep 03, 2020•1 hr 24 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Breaking Top Model News! Three years after the last season of ANTM and the show is somehow still making headlines. With a special guest (@timospears on Instagram), we discuss the new information revealed on last Friday's Jay's Chat about the winner switcheroo of Cycle 17. And, we dissect the follow up drama instigated by Top Model Lisa D'Amato. Then, we dive into Cycle 2, Episode 7 and the premiere of Tyra's (actually awesome?) single, "Shake Ya Body." Plus, we watch as Shandi's relationship sta...
Aug 27, 2020•1 hr 38 min•Season 2Ep. 7
UPDATE: This episode has been re-uploaded to restore the 8 minutes of lost audio from 33:48-41:45. Enjoy! The models get an acting lesson, and the women end up sharing their emotions like the cult members in "Midsommar." Plus, the models perform in the most 2000s commercial ever, and Yoanna flashes (and impresses) us all! Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Aug 26, 2020•1 hr 17 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Everyone has a sob story this week as Sara grapples with paternal rejection, April tussles with her biracial identity, Shandi reckons with being unloved and the producers torture Mercedes until she confesses she has lupus. Seriously. Tyra, a personality coach, a psychic, and Janice Dickinson team up to get it out of her. Plus, some girls make a splash and others flounder in an underwater photo shoot. Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Aug 13, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 5
This week, Tyra's traumatized from ending up on too many Worst Dressed lists, so she forces the girls to figure out their personal style. Most of them fail. Plus, Alex has something in common with Mercedes, and we get uncomfy when the show decides to darken Xiomara's skin. But, she pulls out a killer photo regardless. Follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind
Aug 06, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Alex and Danielle discuss some fresh Top Model drama that happened this weekend before delving into an equally wild episode: Sweet Heather is feeling lonely in the house, but Alex, Danielle (and the other models) show no mercy. The models get makeovers, and Catie cries because her hair's too short. Then cries again when she has to hang from her harness during her photoshoot. And then cries again when she throws Xiomara under the bus. Plus, Yoanna becomes a medic when Shandi passes out. Follow al...
Jul 30, 2020•1 hr 42 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Alex and Danielle start to realize that maybe Camille isn't the villain of the season. Plus, Danielle makes a shocking discovery about those boobs Bethany can't shut up about, and your hosts discuss Miss Jay's eclectic fashion taste. Follow us on Instagram: @topmodelrewind
Jul 23, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 2
The models' personalities are already coming to play, even in the first episode of Cycle 2. Shandi's a walking "before" picture, Bethany's only talent is her boobs, and so on and so on. Alex and Danielle evaluate each new model, discuss whether new judge (and noted fashion photographer) Nigel is creepy or not, and try to find out which male models' "private party" is showing. Find the models' photos on Instagram: @topmodelrewind
Jul 17, 2020•1 hr 32 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Alex and Danielle go off the rails a bit when they realize that not much happens during a Top Model finale. We hope you like hearing about our terrible, high school English teacher and which one of our moms would make the best aunt. But, seriously, we do talk about Shannon's, Elyse's and Adrianne's careers post show. Plus, Elyse teaches us some questionable "science" about what makes a top model. Join us next week as we dive into Cycle 2, and follow us on Instagram @topmodelrewind!
Jul 09, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 8