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Top Flight Time Machine

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaneytwitter.com

Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...

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Episodes

Life Logistics - Dad v Stepdad

Star Wars groins, bowling shame, wrong-naming debit card disposal, and wasteland yearning. (Rec: 19/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 18, 202439 min

Beating Up Your Dad

Football positions, Keown’s intelligence levels, the majesty of Rooney, and a golfer with a gun. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 17, 202431 min

Tummy Massage

Snide football kit acquisition, cards and energy and smells, plus a Liam Gallagher gig experience. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 202438 min

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 223

Bobby Robson calls Roy, Italian fingers, Don Howe on Blankety Blank, Roy is unscoutable, and Jimmy gets an agent. (Rec: 14/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 13, 202436 min

The Roussos Odyssey - Part 1

Dover, flags, a ferret, the 1968 Parisian protests, The Stone Roses, Daubs, mass online derision, and turning down GB News. (Rec: 13/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 12, 202430 min

Life Logistics - Odious Man

Introducing yourself to neighbours, a Raggedy Ann update, assaulting a big bloke, alcohol at family functions, and new teapots. (Rec: 12/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 11, 202434 min

Time To Die?

Pop concerts, terrace myths, weddings, crying, and science ignorance. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 202436 min

Leg Meat Transplants

Face-morphing, video premieres, god-tier pet-walking, a mauled listener, and a news round-up. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 07, 202433 min

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 222

Sacks of birthday cards, Roy fights himself with tridents, Penny dresses up, a motorcade, a whip-round, a big reveal, and an amazing phone call… (Rec: 7/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 06, 202435 min

The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 3

The Kwackers’ spaceship, fat kid characters, Sam’s wrist, Bad Boy runs amok, and back to/from Popland. (Rec: 6/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 05, 202431 min

Life Logistics - Mould Men

A mysterious miracle liquid, tackling homophobia, flight tips, and a new office job. (Rec: 5/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 04, 202433 min

The Election Section - Part 1

Starmer’s nuclear hardman stance, and the plight of private schools. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 03, 202418 min

Sneeze Death Fear

Online DIY tutorials, a covid update, telly tips, another Murdoch marriage, a problematic tier, lovely art, and Keane on trial. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 03, 202434 min

Vinegar Salad

Covid’s back, sadness with Ernie Wise, showing off some swords, a workplace creche, and Trump. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 202436 min

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 221

Roy’s 30th is celebrated in style, birthday cake knife chat, party singing, and greetings from the stars. (Rec: 31/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 202433 min

The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 2

Rock n roll belief, fireman’s poles, M from Bond speaks, and the Kwackers are physically assessed. (Rec: 30/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 202430 min

History Box - Euro 80 Part 2

Hooligan-watching, Keegan’s lollies, risking life for after-school TV football, Ray Wilkins, and an England manager meltdown. (Rec: 28/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 202430 min

American Sitting

A frustrating physio visit, stupid detention, drive-by shouting, a Soho encounter, and the launch of ‘The Election Section’. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 202436 min

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 220

Team performance chart, Clive Allen, crying at football, a chin rest, Roy/Geoff tension, and Jimmy Slade goes on the telly. (Rec: 22/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 23, 202445 min

The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 1

Hydration, fantasy, Gerry Cowan, recruiting psychopaths, and Euro pop music. (Rec: 23/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 202441 min

Noelplay Special

A bonus episode, looking at the recent activities of leading TFTM Person of Interest, Noel Edmonds. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 202429 min

History Box - Euro 80 Part 1

School art project turmoil and some afters a decade later, an Uber nightmare, management styles, and a quiz. (Rec: 24/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 202434 min

Flower Husbandry

Gardening plans, drunk ET, an urchin issue, and a rude cyclist. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 202432 min

The Parrot

An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 17, 202433 min

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 219

Jimmy Slade’s output, quarterbacks, football changes, our radio nemesis, killing selectors, and sanctions. (Rec: 17/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 16, 202440 min

The Noakes Odyssey - Part 4

Tiny Mona Lisa, unsolicited messages, AI dorises, some football talk, and Noakes reaches Nelson’s hat. (Rec: 16/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 15, 202436 min

Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 4

Smelling, dogs, Hitler songs, and subways and their steps. (Rec: 15/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 14, 202431 min

My Kidney Journey

A post-sleep sleep, we take the temperature of our schools, sample etiquette, and a dramatic aqua rescue. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 13, 202449 min

Telly Cubs Memories

Cordial preferences, eating a rat, the joy of tap water, a dirty baptism, Cosquello, and some riddles. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 10, 202432 min

The Melchester Odyssey - Part 218

Letraset, handing in journalism, black and white again, the rancor keeper, and teenage banking. (Rec: 10/8/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 09, 202433 min
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