Koi Carp For Cockneys
A Wall recap, a life-altering chimp attack, snooker, psychology nonsense, ants, and a dog statue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat...
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A Wall recap, a life-altering chimp attack, snooker, psychology nonsense, ants, and a dog statue. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Sid James/Peter Sutcliffe connection, Broadmoor Christmas dinner, more parental humiliation, and reggae. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The coconut crab, nightwear, an addiction to murder, and Roy has a dilemma. (Rec: 13/2/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A train to France 98, Andy’s demise, epilepsy, a bit of Bowie, and Michael’s over-analysis. (Rec: 12/2/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Monopoly, the end of Trump, Arsene Wenger’s audiobook, and illicit schoolyard trading. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The literary event of 2020, an armchair, Bananarama and new bin talk. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Roy’s ghost wife takes part in a foursome; plus autographing, Murphy’s Mob, and a run-in with two sets of ultras. (Rec: 06/02/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Michael and England get to France 98 but Hoddle gets frustrated by his players’ ability. Plus some Earth Tournament news and Sam’s unofficial half-marathon. (Rec: 07/02/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Herr Bauer’s press button, the soil at Burnham Beeches, frisbee dog, and the Premier League’s new name. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Hairy Cornflake, why early Loaded created TFTM, and a rat-hole pervert. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hallucinogens, tongue sandwiches, and a drunk Penny continues to troll Roy before the Race family head to the royal wedding. (Rec: 29/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We begin a shallow dive into Michael Owen's 'Rebooted' autobiography. Gazza's La Manga rig, solitude, and Sinitta's World Cup 98 influence. (Rec: 30/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ghosts, The Wall, pub fighting, a kiddie camp story, and Lampard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Modern music, Sir John Blowie, Sam’s doctor letter, Pele’s birthday, and a death-faking fish. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The weird enclosure at the 1981 Human Royal Wedding, the Chiswick Soul Patrol, and football fan parks. (Rec: 23/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
James Garner v Glen A Larson, and a bit from the Ripley book too. (Rec: 22/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Comebacks, the pressure of fans, Lampard’s refuelling methods, and more pro-PPV common sense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Understanding tiers, ghost Christmas plans, and entitled football fans (again). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Roy catches anxiety and gets a nice touch from his players. Meanwhile we examine crabbing, shelling peas, drug tablets and a garden fire. (Rec: 16/1/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
From a tasty-looking dog tongue to Pancho From The Flats’ goose… and almost everything in between. (Rec: 15/1/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Demon map needs, cheese analysis, a sealing machine opportunity, egg shelling, and Boris Johnson steals from Len. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A new nickname, our producer stag, more reasons why football is rubbish, and Roger Taylor talks printer ink. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Penny steps out of line, and Roy offers to take on some away fans and their Aunt while falling foul of an unwanted cloud. (Rec: 10/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It’s mostly hair, this one. And beards. (Rec: 09/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Our favourite TV show is back and we’re buying the board game. Plus hiking, eBay tips and conspiracy mates. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Do we want Trump to die? Plus Spitting Image, Lampard’s fractious mental state and TOTP1990. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Roy models the new Melchester strip, Charlie Carter reveals his roots, and Roy has some strange casting ideas for the Rovers TV drama. (Rec: 02/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sam wages war on time, plus monkey childnapping, sedating a lion, bum eggs and more. (Rec: 01/01/20) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A bit of Prince, Sam’s rat fear, a potato ban revoked, some racy Toronto plans and a skin-shedding man. (Rec: 23/12/19) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Our net worth revealed, Ghetto Heaven, swearing footballers and a painful memory from behind the Iron Curtain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.