"It's like a weird Cyrano de Bergerac film but with a computer. It's fu..." Like Denis Norden sans clipboard, a Mike & Dan outtake that deserves your listen and love. #TOPCONTENTPOD returns once Mike has finished his go on PlayStation 4's Just Dance and Dan has finished his big move from LA, via Washington DC, to Noo Djork Sidde on THURSDAY 21st JANUARY 2021. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #PODCASTOFRECORD #SIRI #ELECTRICDREAMS #SCROOGED #OUTTAKE #TOPCONTE...
Jan 07, 2021•5 min
"It turned out that they were Statesmen of huge gravitas; Enormously intelligent, well read and just Grade A negotiators." Mike & Dan conclude their rampant review of a brilliant 2020 wanting to be The Podcast of Record, The Ledger of Fact. Join them in 2021 in the "Sunlit Uplands" of a new era in #podcasting. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #CRICKET #BOOGLE #FACEBONE #BONEBOOK #INSTAGRIM #PRIDEBOYS #SKIFFLE #JMMYYOUNG #SUNNYUPLANDS #SCUNTHORPEUNITED #THEIR...
Jan 07, 2021•25 min
"Imagine the head of ignorance being a foreskin. Imagine that being rolled back..." Mike & Dan create wild pictures with wise words looking upon the year MMXX. The only review of the year mentioning former world no 5 tennis player, Jo Durie. Warning, contains description of a leading Brexiteer's evisceration by a sloth. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #COVID19 #CORONAVIRUS #AFTERMATH #LUXEMBOURG #BOND #BATMAN #ICU #BROOKSIDE #WW84 #SUEBARKER #QOS #LOSCARS #...
Jan 07, 2021•22 min
"Even Claudia Winkleman's eyebrows were raised" Mike & Dan continue to look back in anger on 2020, the future is not theirs to see. They review Len Goodman's landmark speech at the United Nations, Phillip Schofield coming out as ginger and the new King of Scandinavia, James Corden. Whatta man, whatta year. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #FILM #FOOTBALL #LENGOODMAN #PHILLIPSCHOFIELD #KINGOFSCANDINAVIA #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER...
Jan 01, 2021•26 min
"She's better than Sue Cook. That's difficult to say." Mike & Dan (wearing a Tuxedo) give their impromptu review of a brilliant year. Why look forward when you can look back in anger? Like Charlie Brooker's #DeathTo2020, it contains Hugh Grant. And Gordon Burns, Glastonbury & Meghan Markle. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #2020 #YEARREVIEW #NEWSCOMMENTARY #CHARLIEBROOKER #DEATHTO2020 #GLASTO #EUROS #GORDONBURNS #MEGHANMARKLE #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER...
Jan 01, 2021•22 min
"In this warehouse, they have a dedicated section for Boris Johnson" Mike & Dan's most likely #podcast to be pulled and deleted for its content. Possible LIMITED EDITION on Sue Barker, Royal Mail Records and our new robot overlords. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #RAVECRAB #SCHOOLDISCO #FISHERSPOONER #MIRWAIS #QOS #SUEBARKER #MARKFRANCOIS #ROBREINER #ROBBRYDON #BORISJOHNSON #POSTMALONE #ALANPARTRIDGE #2SHEDS #CHARLIEBROOKER #GOOGLEOUTAGE #SKYNET #T2 #YOUTUBERS #IRONMAN #COLINGFURZE #TOPCON...
Dec 17, 2020•13 min•Season 1Ep. 79
"Simon Mayo has a propensity for wearing shorts" Mike & Dan ask "What's you favourite COVID?" in their most censored missive to date. For loves of saxophone and working for Her Majesty. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #GERANDHOULLIER #JIMWHITE #TALKSPORT #TRUMP #CANDYDULFER #TOTP #INSPIRALCARPETS #SIMONMAYO #RADIO1ROADSHOW #TIPPINGPOINT #MARKKERMODE #WITTERTAINMENT #JOYEUXNOELEDMONDS #XMASDINNER #RADIOANORAK #ZIPPPPP #PANTOMIME #COVID19 #COVID20 #ROYALMAIL #ILFRACOMBE #RAVECRAB #TOPCONTENTP...
Dec 17, 2020•23 min•Season 1Ep. 78
"As soon as I'd bought it, I thought, 'That's a mistake. That's not big enough.'" Mike & Dan discuss departed sports commentators, ring binders & horses. They love horses. Best of all the animals. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #VANITYFAIR #TOPCONTENTCURSE #PETERALLISS #COMMENTARTCHARTS #RADIO #CORNELIUSLYSAGHT #ILOVEHORSES #DOC #RADIOX #MARSHALLCAVENDISH #MOSALAH #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Dec 17, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 77
An especially short missive, a toilet #podcast if you like, to make you giggle in less than 3 minutes. Mike & Dan talk sheds. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #SHED #SHEDSEVEN #SHED7 #ANOTHERNIGHTANOTHERTOWN #BRITPOP #KULASHAKER #GENE #MANSUN #MYLIFESTORY #TOILETPODCAST #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Dec 10, 2020•3 min•Season 1Ep. 76
"Crack to the Future" or "They'll be flying around in the Millennium FARTGUN!" Mike & Dan present to you The Galactic Alliance Trump Election Big Bang Theory, via modern inventive love making, Small Heath and Dublin. *A Top Content Production - TCP" #ESCOOTER #HOVERBOARDPORN #CRACKTOTHEFUTURE #BREXIT #BIRMINGHAMCITY #ALIENS #GALACTICALLIANCE #GALACTICFEDERATION #KENNYCOPELAND #ROACHFORD #RUDYGIULIANI #SCHADENFREUDE #THEMANDALORIAN #DONALDTRUMPJR #LOGANSRUN #JENNYAGUTTER #UNDERTHESKIN #SCARLE...
Dec 10, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 76
"Can you get porn on it?" Can Mike & Dan shock you? A chat around headphones & wine disintegrates to alien talk, YouTubers and eScooters. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #HEADPHONES #AIRPODS #APPLE #NURAPHONE #ATHLETICOMINCE #TWITCH #VACCINEUK #SHAKESPEARE #COVID19 #VDAY #CHATEAUNEUFPAPE #THEOFFICEUK #CORNELIUSMENDEZ #BILLGATES #MICROCHIPS #YOUTUBERS #WETDREAM #CHRISTOPHERNOLAN #TENET #NATHANBARLEY #CHARLIEBROOKER #CHRISMORRIS #ALIENS #BLACKADDER #CHAMPIONSLEAGUE #USMNT #COPENHAGEN #ESC...
Dec 10, 2020•23 min•Season 1Ep. 75
"It was like God's mute button." Mike & Dan talk handbags, substantial meals and Jean-Michel Jarre's lasers coming from Joe Biden's Moonboot. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #HANDBAGS #FACUP #BORIS #MARKCHAPMAN #THECROWN #ARCADIA #DEBENHAMS #SCOTCHEGG #WAGYU #INIESTA #CORONAVIRUS #COOGAN #MORRISSEY #TRUMP #PARDON? #TINYDESK #JOEBIDEN #JEANMICHELJEARRE #MARADONA #OLLIEWATKINS #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Dec 06, 2020•21 min•Season 1Ep. 74
"Reshowing the '86 World Cup Quarter Final... is like rewatching your own divorce going through" Mike & Dan talk football and the death of a legend. No Trump, No Boris, No Covid. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #MENINBLAZERS #ROGBENNETT #CARLOANCELOTTI #EVERTON #EFC #NMTB #MARADONA #SPORF #MICHAELBALL #AVFC #THFC #TOPCONTENTCURSE #TODDTERJE #FIFAWORLDCUP #FOOTBALLCHANTS #WAFC #HCAFC #FANTASYFOOTBALL #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Dec 03, 2020•24 min•Season 1Ep. 73
"Chips and corned beef but no beans?!" Mike & Dan look at Trump's options post The White House and detail the Northern Invasion currently occurring in the UK Lockdown. *A Top Content Production - TCP" #TRUMP #CORNEDBEEF #FRAYBENTOS #THEGRANDTOUR #OHCOOK #TOPGEAR #PETERKAY #PRINCE #BBCLONDON #TONYCHRISTIE #SHAUNWKEAVNEY #IMACELEB #IACGMOOH #JORDANORTH #TEAMJORDAN #SKIPCHAT #EDDDWINWALKER #WHOINVENTEDTHESKIP #PARTRIDGE #ELISANDJOHN #THELEAGUEOFGENTLEMEN #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETH...
Nov 29, 2020•19 min•Season 1Ep. 72
"Yeah, you've had your choice now, Buh-Bye." Only Mike & Dan can proposition that 2020 was Jeremy Beadle's doing, bring up Johnny Rotten's squirrel husbandry and the movies edited by David Blunkett. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #JEREMYBEADLE #BORISJOHNSON #LARRYTHECAT #SUZIEANDMABEL #ZOOM #NTV #G8 #KUWTK #TOTP #UTAHMONOLITH #OSMONDS #THEWESTWING #HUGOCHAVEZ #TIGERKINGNETFLIX #LAYERCAKE #HOMESUNDERTHEHAMMER #DAVIDBLUNKETTANDLUCY #LASTWEEKTONIGHT #MORRISSEY #VEGAS #TELETUBBIES #PODCAST #TO...
Nov 29, 2020•23 min•Season 1Ep. 71
"Sugarwater?" Mike & Dan bring you tales of troublesome teeth, too much Michael Buerk and breakdown the apology policy of HM Govt. Plus Batman, Johnny Marr, and Alan Bennett impressions to attract a younger, hip listener. Did you like that Oxford comma there? #WISDOMTEETH #TRUMP #CONCEDE #NPR #CORONAVIRUS #VACCINE #MICHAELBUERK #COVIDTEST #LALOCKDOWN #THEXFILES #THECROWNNETFLIX #IACGMOOH #IMACELEB #PRITIPATEL #BBCSOUNDS #MARRIEDATFIRSTSIGHTAUSTRALIA #BATMAN #JOHNNYMARR #THESMITHS #ALANBENNET...
Nov 26, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 70
"Great minds; Gaby Roslin!" Mike & Dan check out an amazing motor, mourn the passing of Des O'Connor and Eamonn Holmes gives birth. A short episode. #NOELEDMONDS #RANGEROVER #ALANPARTRIDGE #SAVILESUTCLIFFE #COMEDY #DESOCONNOR #JENNYPOWELL #VIOLETBERLIN #GAZTOP #TARKAN #ENRIQUEINGLESIAS #USSTANDUP #ALTERNATIVECOMEDY #JONATHANROSS #GABYROSLIN #SEANDYCHE #THEUNDOING #EAMONNHOLMES #ALISONHAMMOND #ROSSBUTTER #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Nov 19, 2020•15 min•Season 1Ep. 69
"A SYMBOLIC BABYBEL" Mike & Dan dissect old tech, chat sitcom sex and what happened after Duck Tales... WHOO OOOH! #LAFC #MCU #MINIDISC #BEWILDEREDDAD #TIMFARRON #CUMBRIA #CORONAVIRUS #BABYBEL #CHEESE #PIXIES #DCFC #PASJOLI #DUCKTALKES #STHELENS #THECROWNNETFLIX #JANICE #FRIENDS #SITCOMSEXCHAT #TENET #NOELSHOUSEPARTY #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Nov 19, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 68
"Moist for Anne Diamond." Mike & Dan discuss rat hunting in Warrington, Welsh TV and Venky's Chicken. Oh, and make Beverley Callard the new PM. Plus, rock stars in Worcestershire. #LOCKDOWN2 #RATHUNTING #SCISSORSISTERS #GBBO #IMACELEB #IACGMOOH #WELSHTV #ELISJAMES #ANTANDDEC #DOMINICCUMMINGS #ISOLATEBORISJOHNSON #QUANTUMLEAP #GMB #JEFFWAYNE #WOTW #PERSHORE #MOIST #WESTWING #RYANREYNOLDS #VENKYS #BREXIT #CORRIE60 #TOPCONTENTPOD #PODCAST #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Nov 19, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 67
"What turns Mike Pence on?" Mike & Dan remember Mike Yarwood, racist cartoons & is it dildos or dildoes? All whilst keeping abreast of US election news & Hollyoaks. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #CONCEDE #BDSM #KGB #RANDALLANDHOPKIRKDECEASED #MIKEYARWOOD #KAMELAHARRIS #PAMELA #JOEBIDEN #SNL #MAYARUDOLPH #BIRMINGHAM #SEX #DILDOES #DILDOS #NAKEDATTRACTION #QUEENSHONOURS #BEWILDEREDDAD #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Nov 12, 2020•18 min•Season 1Ep. 66
"You can't retire a good journalist" Mike & Dan talk geriatric tantrums, free chips & the differing price of Midget Gems in British supermarkets. All with Trump, Coronavirus & all that other stuff too. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #TANTRUM #MIKEPENCE #CHIPS #TEESSIDE #BBC #PETERLEVY #GARYVEE #MIDGETGEMS #MARTINLEWIS #CORRIE #GARFIELD #IACGMOOH #SIRSEANCONNERY #TOPCONTENTCURSE #BILLMURRAY #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Nov 12, 2020•15 min•Season 1Ep. 65
"Moonwalk back away from the precipice" Mike & Dan compare Joe Biden to a Strictly judge, there's men's fashion chatter + everything you need to know about conceding and the Coronavirus vaccine. *A Top Content Production - TCP* #HAPPINESS #KENDODD #BORISJOHNSON #CORONAVIRUS #VACCINE #PFIZER #MAGNIFICENTSEVEN #MICHAELPARKINSON #TRUMP #ELLIEGOULDING #JOEBIDEN #LENGOODMAN #SCD #M&S #MENSFASHION #FOURSEASONS #LAKERS #REDNECK #REDNEX #MARCALMOND #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER...
Nov 12, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Mike & Dan talk religious fundamentalism, Home Alone 2's Pigeon Lady and the best girl group of the 80s. #MARGARETATTWOOD #THEHANDMAIDSTALE #RELIGIOUSFUNDAMENTALISM #ABORTION #YALLQAEDA #VANILLAISIS #BRENDAFRICKER #HOMEALONE2 #ATIMETOKILL #CASUALTY #HOLBY #AFTERLIFE #SOPHIEELLISBEXTOR #BANANARAMA #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Nov 05, 2020•16 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Mike & Dan talk John Sessions, US Elections and the Top Content Logo is explained. #JOHNSESSIONS #ALANRICKMAN #DAVIDBOWIE #SIRTERRYWOGAN #GUARDIANSOFTHEGALAXYQUEST #THEOFFICE #USELECTION2020 #BILLBURR #CHAPPELLESSHOW #PR #AV #FPTP #POLITICALSCIENCE #CHUCKTODD #HILARYCLINTONSPARLIAMENT #FUNK #LEWISMACLEOD #TALKRADIO #FASTANDFURIOUS #CORONAVIRUS #LOGO #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Nov 05, 2020•23 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Mike & Dan see The Top Content Curse return (sorry Sir Sean), we hear about drinks with a T4 TV personality and they reveal their new patented idea; the Lockdown Advent Advent Calendar. #GBBO #GREATBRITISHBAKINGSHOW #TIRAMISU #MIGHTYBOOSH #APPLEPIE #JESSICAFLETCHER #TOPCONTENTCURSE #PEGGING #SIRSEANCONNERY #POLTERGEIST #ICEAGEMOVIE #LOCKDOWN2 #LITTLEMIX #ADVENTADVENTCALENDAR #TESTANDTRACE #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Nov 05, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 61
No trick, a Halloween treat! Mike & Dan explore what could've been with ex MUFC defender David May as PM, tongue twisters and Lewis Hamilton. *A TOP CONTENT PRODUCTION - TCP* #CHANNEL5 #BIGBROTHER #CORRIE #CABINETRECAST #NEIGHBOURS #ISLEOFWIGHT #SAS #NICKYCAMPBELL #VFORVENDETTA #ALANMOORE #MUFC #DAVIDMAY #FORPM #EXPORTS #MANAGEDDECLINE #CHRISWILDER #DEANSMITH #BIELSA #LEWISHAMILTON #HALLOWEEN #ORMSKIRK #SKEM #PUMPKIN #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Oct 31, 2020•12 min•Season 1Ep. 60
For Halloween, Mike & Dan bring you the terrifying Tory Endgame, ghoulish talk of sexy cardigans and scary whispers of Blue Raspberry Slush Puppies. WoooooooohooooooAggggggaaaaaDoooo. A camp Yorkshire ghost there. *A TOP CONTENT PRODUCTION - TCP* #SCUM #TORYENDGAME #MUFC #MARCUSRASHFORD #MARTIAL #JOB #LBC #PREMIERLEAGUE #EVERTON #FAKEMELANIA #WETMOON #NANNYSTATE #POLAND #ABORTION #BACKWARDS #MIKEPENCE #BAGPUSS #BLACKLACE #AGADOO #ANDYZALTZMAN #JOHNOLIVER #NEWSQUIZ #LASTWEEKTONIGHT #POLTICIAL...
Oct 31, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 60
With Mike in Tier 3 lockdown and Dan in the Home of the #Dodgers, they talk umami, REM and how Paul Hollywood's handshake is more nourishing than any school meal. *A TOP CONTENT PRODUCTION - TCP* #LOCKDOWN #CORONAVIRUS #COVID19 #MARCUSRASHFORD # ELDORADO #FORAGE #SCHOOLMEALS #UMAMI #AUSTINPOWERS #JAMESBOND007 #WATERMELONSUGAR #HARRYSTYLES #SNL #ADELE #REM #ORANGECRUSH #GBBO #PAULHOLLYWOODHANDSHAKE #BLM #JOHNMENZIES #PODCAST #TOPCONTENTPOD #LISTENINGTOGETHER
Oct 29, 2020•23 min•Season 1Ep. 59
Only recently have Mike & Dan realised that Mike Pence is Bagpuss, Comic Relief gave anything but and Sir Tel and Wuzza Wuzza died in the same month. Listen to #TOPCONTENTPOD and hold their hands as their process these revelations. #BORIS #BRIANBUTTERFIELD #20CHEESEOMELETTE #PETERSERAFINOWICZ #WILTY #WOGAN #BOWIE #FOURHORSEMEN #ANEXCELLENTJOKE #CATSDOESCOUNTDOWN #COMICRELIEF #TOASTOFLONDON #ALANPARTRIDGE #FATHERTED #RICHARDAYOADE #SUPERMATTYFRYATT #JOEBIDEN #JOURNALISM #ROCKYIV #KAMALAHARRIS...
Oct 25, 2020•22 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Mike almost breaks Dan with the news of his favourite cockney roadsweeper, there's a gap to create your own punchline and one of the duo has been on a major BBC One TV show. But which? Also threatens Civil War in The North. #LITTLEMIX #LFC #EFC #DICKVANDYKE #VIRGILVANDIJK #JORDANPICKFORD #USELECTION #THENORTH #ANDYBURNHAM #BREXIT #GLASTONBURY #TLOG #FEARSFORTIERS #BANDERSNATCH #SAMPDORIA #GHOSTBUSTERSII #IPLAYER #THEGRANDDPARTYHOTEL #PHOENIXNIGHTS #BOXING #TOMHARDY #EMMERDALE #DRTERRIBLE #GOGGLE...
Oct 22, 2020•23 min•Season 1Ep. 57