Rhinox steels some car keys and everyone gets metal. Episode Rating: "Not Enough Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/iOK3oJqMe_U Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https://tw...
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 62
343 Guilty Spark decides to kidnap Nightscream. For science. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/iOK3oJqMe_U Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb htt...
Oct 15, 2021•1 hr 30 min•Ep. 61
Nightscream shoves Blackarachnia's spark back into her body, while the rest of the gang discovers that Rhinox has decided to break bad. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: https://youtu.be/1B4_N5aUIHQ Show Li...
Oct 08, 2021•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 60
Cheetor decides that the team needs to save the Maximal sparks within the Vehicon Generals, so Blackarchnia tries to jumpstart Thurst's Silverbolt within, and Rattrap FlashHacks Tankor only to make a startling discovery. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. h...
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 59
Garry Primal resumes command of the Maixmals and inadvertently leads them to the Killing Fields of Planet Megatron, where Blackarachnia figures some shit out about Thrust. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Video Version: h...
Sep 24, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 58
September 16, 2021 marks 25 years to the day since "Beast Wars Part 1" originally aired. To mark the occasion, we're joined by guest hosts Kelly from DorkTales and Duncan Grant to discuss our memories of the show, play a game of "Mary, Fuck, Kill" with the Beastformers, and countdown our picks for the top ten best episodes of Beast Wars. We also feature guest appearances by previous guest hosts Dan from WTFamicom, TIM!, and Candice from Stasis Lock. For the main event, Christopher and NeoKal hav...
Sep 17, 2021•3 hr 13 min•Ep. 57
Rattrap finally transforms, but the other Maximals are assholes to him so he makes a deal with the devil to try to git gud. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter...
Sep 10, 2021•1 hr 20 min•Ep. 56
Sting descends from the rafters with his trademark baseball bat, and the Maximals become fruit junkies. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 55
Megatron gives his Insane Clown Posse of Vehicon Generals™ an ultimatum; bring him The Maximals and be rewarded (death), or suffer the consequences (also death). Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr...
Aug 27, 2021•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 54
Blackarachnia has a series of vision quests that serves as plot devices, meanwhile Megatron unleashes his latest Insane Clown Posse in the form of the Vehicon Generals™. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https:...
Aug 20, 2021•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 53
Garry Primal and his Maxi-pals head to the clubhouse of the Maximal elders, only to discover that Megatron has moved in and redecorated. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: ht...
Aug 13, 2021•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 52
The Maximals return to Cybertron only to discover Vehicons and late 90s techno music. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https://twitter.com/Neo...
Aug 06, 2021•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 51
Celebrating a full year and 50 episodes of the podcast, we're joined by special guest Dan from WTFamicom to talk about War For Cybertron: Kingdom, Transformers movies, podcasting, and whatever else comes to mind. We also rate the podcast itself on the TOO MUCH ENERGON! scale. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH G...
Jul 30, 2021•2 hr 34 min•Ep. 50
Optimus Lion and Garry Primal form the hypest WWF tag team to take down Diamond Weapon from Final Fantasy VII. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Kal), "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Christopher). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazo...
Jul 23, 2021•2 hr 4 min•Ep. 49
IDW launched a Beast Wars comic book in 2021. Behold the result. Comic Book Rating: Unanimous "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https://twitter.com/Neo_Kal h...
Jul 16, 2021•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 48
"Blah blah blah Beast Wars once and for all!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https://twitter.com/Neo_Kal https://twitter.com/TOOMUCHENERGON ★ Support this podcast ★...
Jul 09, 2021•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 47
No goofy summaries here. These are the final episodes of Beast Wars, folks. Episode Rating: unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https://twitter.com/Neo...
Jul 02, 2021•3 hr 8 min•Ep. 46
Quickstrike's episode of The People's Court is interrupted when "The Aliens" decide that omnipotence isn't enough and they need to send a kitbash to stop Megatron fucking with history, which is a thing they suddenly care about. Vok this episode. Episode Rating: Unanimous "No Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show T...
Jun 25, 2021•1 hr 49 min•Ep. 45
Megatron wants back inside The Ark in order to do some tongue-wagging with G1 Megs to get his own Optimal Upgrade™, and he needs Quickstrike to control Optimus with his own dollar store Optimal body in order to do it. Episode Rating: Unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and ...
Jun 18, 2021•2 hr•Ep. 44
Blackarachnia will die if her Predacon "shell program" isn't removed, so Rhinox goes on a fantastic voyage. Episode Rating: "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Kal), a low "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" (Christopher). Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/la...
Jun 11, 2021•2 hr 10 min•Ep. 43
Megatron builds a Death Ray™ to blast at Ark Mountain and needs a Neanderthal child to help out because plot holes. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https://twitter.com/Neo_Kal h...
Jun 04, 2021•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 42
Blackarachnia thinks the Maixmals are going to forcefully remove her Predacon core, and she ain't having any of it, so she runs off to the forest and plays cat and mouse with DinoClone II. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorco...
May 28, 2021•2 hr 6 min•Ep. 41
Megatron uses the "Transmetal Driver" (whatever that is) to create DinoClone 2: Electric Boogaloo and also unleashes a Werecheetah in the process. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorCom...
May 21, 2021•1 hr 45 min•Ep. 40
Cyber Raptors. Cyber Raptors with fucking eye lasers. Episode rating: "Sufficient Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https://twitter.com/Neo_Kal https://twitter.com/TOOMU...
May 14, 2021•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 39
Teletraan-1 can't adequately protect Ark Mountain, so Optimus sends Rattrap on an undersea adventure to recover Sentinel from the remains of the Axalon. Episode rating: Unanimous "Not Enough Energon." Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://lin...
May 07, 2021•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 38
The Punisher shows up to get revenge on Protoform X for killing his family. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (Christopher), "Not Enough Energon" (Kal) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/...
Apr 30, 2021•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 37
Optimus Primal tries to save the futurepast and gets an optimal upgrade in the process. Episode Rating: "Sufficient Energon" (unanimous) Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorComb https://...
Apr 23, 2021•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 36
We've travelled four million years back in time to 1984 to talk about the original episodes that started it all. See how the Autobot Ark came to be an ancient resident of Mount Saint Hilary millions of years ago. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links:...
Apr 16, 2021•2 hr 51 min•Ep. 35
Our heroes discover the crashed Autobot ship The Ark and the Beast Wars just got a whole lot weirder. Episode rating: unanimous "TOO MUCH ENERGON!" Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAVAR!, and more. https://www.patreon.com/lazorcomb Show Links: https://linktr.ee/lazorcomb Twitter: https://twitter.com/LazorCo...
Apr 15, 2021•2 hr 25 min•Ep. 34
The Quantum Surge™ from Aftermath is spreading across space and time and hits Cybertron in the present/future, prompting the Predacon Tripredacus Council to send an agent (you know the one) to deal with Megatron once and for all. Except things don't go exactly as planned. Subscribe to the Lazor Comb Patreon to access hours of bonus preamble audio, exclusive shows like LAZOR COMB TONIGHT!, our monthly movie commentary show TOO MUCH COMMENTARY! the monthly Beast Wars comic book show TOO MUCH GALAV...
Apr 09, 2021•2 hr 17 min•Ep. 33
