Mrs. Pearlmania got healthy enough to wonder why shirts at the thrift store Goodwill have gotten so expensive. Follow this journey of Goodwill's origin, to their modern day exploitation machine. And remember, Goodwill doesn't pay for the products in their stores. These are donations! Support the show and find & book a doctor today at https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/...
Jan 12, 2025•1 hr 27 min
It's the Season 3 premiere of Too Many Tabs and the winter break nearly broke the Pearlmans. Hear all about their plans and how almost all of them collapsed into a heap of ashes, but like a phoenix they try and rise above it all.
Jan 05, 2025•1 hr 13 min
It's the Season 2 finale of Too Many Tabs and we are closing the year with a Mrs. P's Book Club episode of Christmas Horror with a review of Secret Santa by Andrew Shaffer. This book has it all, a german demon doll, Fabian Nightingale, bangs, and a backdrop of 1986 New York City. See Alex Live in Philly on 12/19/2024: https://undergroundarts.org/listing/doogie-horner/ Support the show and get $50 off your Blue Nile purchase of $500 or more. Use code TABS at https://www.bluenile.com Support the s...
Dec 15, 2024•2 hr 22 min
This Week's episode is about instagram influencer and author Caroline Calloway. Mrs. Pearlmania delves deep into the Harry Potter inspired Cambridge life of this NYC socialite and the accusations against her including scams, grifts, and general mania. Yes we even cover the cut article and the eater highlight about Caroline Calloway and the Yale plates. So get your favorite incredibly long caption ready for the highlights of the life of Caroline Calloway. Support the show and get cell service for...
Dec 08, 2024•1 hr 40 min
They promised and they delivered, here is part 2, the finale of Horny Fairy 3, A Courth of Wings and Ruin. Will Feyre be able to stop the King of Hybern? Will Alex finish the story before the babysitter leaves? Did he really invest all of that money to play this incredible theme song by Griefcat over and over again? All Answers will be revealed in part 2 JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING. The running musical theme for this week's episode was written and composed by Griefcat! Check out their Instagra...
Nov 26, 2024•1 hr 42 min
BUCKLE UP. IT IS HAPPENING. Mr. Pearlmania500 read all of Horny Fairy 3, A Court of Wings and Ruin by Sarah J Maas. This is part one of the spoiler filled review of the book. Sit back as Mr. P explains a novel that was a long march towards insanity. PArt 2 will be released in a few hours cause the Pearlman's are recording this RIGHT NO W as you listen to part 1. The running musical theme for this week's episode was written and composed by Griefcat! Check out their Instagram https://www.instagram...
Nov 26, 2024•1 hr 55 min
Foodvember continues and this week Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the murky history of the food pyramid and myplate dot gov! Marvel at how long it took the USDA to come up with a way to explain balanced meals to the american public, and don't be shocked when lobbyists for entire industries crash through the wall like the kool-aid man and mess it up. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/TABS Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box with code TO...
Nov 24, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Uh Oh! Mrs. Pearlmania did her research on fortified foods and GMOs for this week's episode. Are we all about to get pipelined? Is Mr. P about to get listeria from Raw Milk? How did they get through this episode without mentioning RFK Jr. once? Too Many Foods month continues it's slow march towards thanksgiving with this nuanced discussion about food health by two people with associates degrees from community colleges that did not offer nutrition classes. Support the show and get 10 free HelloFr...
Nov 17, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Where do we get the term Government Cheese? What is American Cheese made of? Why did the Milk Council commision a rock opera staring a man named White Gold? Is that Ronald Reagan holding a moldy block of cheese that was created to stop the rise of socialism in Wisconsin back in the 1930s? Support the show and get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/tabs Y'all after the week to end all weeks Too Many Tabs is back to obsess over cheese. And not...
Nov 10, 2024•1 hr 22 min
It's been a WEEK y'all. And The Pearlman's have taken the time to process and plan. We have good announcements, sad announcements, fun announcements and an apology to the Zac Brown Band, but NOT Zach Bryan. We are making this episode available to all our fans on their podcast feeds, but the ad free version will only be available on Patreon. You can Follow Sad Beige Here: https://www.instagram.com/officialsadbeige/?hl=en...
Nov 08, 2024•36 min
A few weeks ago Alex started ranting about dragons during Mrs. Pearlmania's cryptid episode. So many viewers demanded more about dragons, that Mr. P immediately grabbed a torch and delved deep into the stacks to find a HORDE of information on the history of dragons. Marvel at dragon tales from across Europe, Asia and the Americas. Wonder at how Norse Thor is so much cooler than Disney Thor. Ponder how many dragon stories are just photocopies of older stories. Probably should have called this epi...
Nov 03, 2024•1 hr 9 min
His Name Was Dusk returns to lead us through our annual Halloween TTRPG! This time He takes Mr and Mrs. P to the fantasy village of Plumtree, where a Buff Paladin named Carol and a Fairy Warlock named Tim have to solve a series of MURDERS!!! This is part 1 of the game, PART 2 can be found EXCLUSIVELY on The Adventure Services Podcast !!!! Go find it and subscribe today! DALLAS-FORT WORTH AND PHOENIX: SEE ALEX LIVE!!! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our ...
Oct 27, 2024•1 hr 39 min
That's right cowpokes and horsejokes, you read that right, not only is this a Mrs. Pearlmania's book club episode, but this is a fancy-dancy 2 parter! And in honor of the spooky season, autumnal activities, and Agatha All Along, we are releasing both part 1 AND part 2 of this spoiler filled retelling at the same dang time! Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian has it all, western hero's journeys, witch craft, demon toads, complicated interlocking stories, non-binary familiars, you freaking name it. So grab...
Oct 20, 2024•1 hr 37 min
GATHER ROUND LITTLE DOGGIES! Or should I say lil rabbits, cause it's already time for PART 2 of Mrs. Pearlmania's book club about Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian! We couldn't wait to finish this story, so you don't have to wait neither. Red Rabbit by Alex Grecian has it all, gruesome murders, western hero's journeys, witch craft, demon toads, complicated interlocking stories, non-binary familiars, tears, so many tears. So grab your favorite blanket and a pack of tobaccy cause it's time not to think a...
Oct 20, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Mr. Pearlmania takes us back on a journey to San Francisco in search Norton I the Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico. This episode has it all, Neil Gaiman, South Africa, peruvian rice, A quiet German man with big hair, and of course the life and times of Joshua Abraham Norton. SEE ALEX LIVE!!! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Th...
Oct 13, 2024•1 hr 8 min
It's October, which mean it's time to get sp...sp...sp...SPOOKED! That's right, as the leaves begin to fall and autumnal activities begin to fill our haunted calendars, Mrs. Pearlmania opened her dusty grimoire and perused to the section marked "menagerie" to bring us tales and histories of select America Cryptids. From Mothman to the Jersey Devil,Snallygaster, Bigfoot and Wendigos, Mrs. P brings us new and old information about some of the creatures that may be lurking in our woods but more imp...
Oct 06, 2024•1 hr 8 min
After spending this month discussing billionaires and grifters, Mrs. Pearlmania's research eye turned to the laborers of the Gilded Age and their quest to enshrine the 40 hour work week into law. Spoiler alert! It took DECADES to make 8 hours the norm for American workers. This free wheeling history on the 8 hour work day has it all, Noble Knights, class wars, dark turns, betrayals, and candid talk about how you are worth a lot more than you are being paid. IT'S TOO MANY TABS! SEE ALEX LIVE!!! T...
Sep 29, 2024•1 hr 33 min
Mrs. P's Book Club returns with a dramatic spoiler dump of Dead Moon! Welcome to the near future where the Moon is a vast graveyard and a meteor strike erupts hundreds of corpses across the lunar landscape. Will the caretakers have to put in overtime to put the bodies back? Is this a thinly veiled plot device to do space zombies? Is Zombie still copyrighted to the point that they have to call them something stupid like shamblers or gravekittens? Okay, the last third is pretty cool, stop being a ...
Sep 22, 2024•1 hr 54 min
Have you figured out this month's theme yet? (Don't worry, neither has Mr. P). This week Mrs. P walks us through the life, times and crimes of a man born Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi, better known as Charles Ponzi. This notorious con man nearly bankrupted all of Boston through a con job so dumb but so charismatic, that we still call them Ponzi Schemes to this day. SEE ALEX LIVE!!! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult)...
Sep 15, 2024•1 hr 10 min
Do you want to know why Elon Musk was born in Apartheid South Africa? Have you ever wondered where Elon Musk's bizarre views on society and government were formed? What is a Technocracy? Who were the Social Credit Party of Canada? Are you ready for connections to previous TOO MANY TABS episode that will hurt your brain? All of these questions and connections will be completed on this new episode of TOO MANY TABS where Mr. P details the long and bonkers life of Elon Musk's racist grandfather Josh...
Sep 08, 2024•1 hr 35 min
This week Mrs. P did her research on one of the most important forgotten figures of the gilded age, Hetty Green. Listen as we tell a tale of a Quaker whaling heiress who grew a fortune so large that she bailed out the city of New York while dodging the tax man at a rate that wouldn't be seen until 2017. This episode has it all, Whaling, stock tips, misogyny, raw onions, and penny pinching back when pennies meant something. SEE ALEX LIVE!!! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a...
Sep 01, 2024•1 hr 20 min
Every week Mr and Mrs P have to remember how to talk to each other without a baby between them. So each week they spend 20 minutes or so just yapping at each other before they record TOO MANY TABS. Usually this parasocial relationship podcast is paywalled for patreon members only, but THIS WEEK ONLY, we are releasing this edition for everyone across the podcasting universe. Alex is finally home and rested after spending a week in Chicago at the Democratic National Convention. He covers everythin...
Aug 28, 2024•55 min
Quack Month continues and this time Mrs. P covers a modern medical quack, Barbara O'neill. Mrs. O'Neill pretends to be a medical specialist while spreading alternative medical advice that is so bad that she was shut down by the Australian government. But don't worry, she has moved to America where she says whatever she wants with enough caveats and "some are sayings" that *allegedly* she is not committing any crimes. Barbara O'Neill's cures for all things including terminal illness is baking sod...
Aug 25, 2024•1 hr 20 min
It's quack month! and what better way to begin the Quackery then to look at the chiropractic "sciences". Mrs. P takes us on a journey staring in ancient times, then through the fair grounds of 18th century England, all the way to Iowa. This episode has an ending so shocking that Mr. Pearlmania just goes silent. You'll have to hear it to believe it. So call your favorite chiropractor and get ready for a spinal readjustment on this week's episode of TOO MANY TABS! QUACK QUACK We are looking for a ...
Aug 18, 2024•1 hr
Joel Osteen is America's second richest pastor, and Mrs. Pearlmania has NEVER HEARD OF HIM. Come for the biography of Joel and his father John Osteen, stay for the purchasing of an NBA team's arena and a discussion on seed faith in the prosperity gospel. Be staggered by the numbers on financial statements! This episode has it all, controversy, a hurricane, PPP loans, the name ORAL ROBERTS, and of course the banter of Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania. Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box...
Aug 11, 2024•1 hr 22 min
One of Alex's closest friend's, His Name Was Dusk, has been begging him to read the first book in the Dresden Files series, Storm Front by Jim Butcher. Well after hearing these requests, Mrs. Pearlmania stepped forward on shouldered the burden by reading the entire wizard detective mystery novel and forcing alex to listen to the entire plot. This book has it all, sex magic, demon toads, multiple concussions, EVERYTHING. So strap in for an OVER TWO HOUR book lcub that will change nothing about yo...
Aug 04, 2024•2 hr 15 min
It is here, the grand finale of the Bette Davis Trilogy! The Hollywood Icon gets the send off she deserves, with betrayal, accusations, and memoirs. Oh so many memoirs. SEE ALEX LIVE!!! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): https://pearlmania500.net Please take our membership survey! We want to hear your ideas and input! https://bit.ly/3xZtyYk The Pearlmans have a NEW Post Office Box: P.O. Box 72151, Thorndale, PA 19372. Follow us on...
Jul 28, 2024•1 hr 13 min
THE BETTE DAVIS TRILOGY CONTINUES! This segment covers the late 40s through the 1960's of the silver screen starlet's life, including the feud of Bette Davis and her arch rival Joan Crawford. Support the show and get 50% off your first Factor box, plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/TOOMANY50 and use code TOOMANY50 SEE ALEX LIVE!!! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult): h...
Jul 21, 2024•1 hr 10 min
After weeks of research and days of teasing it on instagram, Mrs. Pearlmania is proud to present part 1 of the Bette Davis Story. Yes, that's right, THIS IS ONLY PART 1. In this section we cover Bette's early life/career, her first oscar wins and the fascinating HOLLYWOOD CANTEEN. Come for the quotes, stay for the story telling, and slay like a 5 foot three and a half inch witch. SEE ALEX LIVE!!! TICKETS FOR THE SOUP FOR MY FAMILY TOUR HERE To become a Team leader: Join our patreon (not a cult):...
Jul 14, 2024•1 hr 25 min
Due to technical difficulties, the Pearlman's were away last week. But now they have returned with their annual question and answer episode! That's right, the Team Leaders at Pearlmania500.net asked Mr and Mrs. P questions, and they have been provided with answers. Those questions cover the Pearlmania500 controversy, Pearlmania500 scandal, Pearlmania500 rumors, Pearlmania500 apology, Pearlmania500 slander, Too Many Tabs gossip, and many many more SEO topics that are clearly being used to topic f...
Jul 07, 2024•1 hr 20 min
