WILL JOE BIDEN PARDON HIMSELF AND MOVE TO GREENLAND, AMERICA’S 51ST STATE?

Are we in for the ultimate in irony?  Biden pardons himself, after Dems blasted a presidential self-pardon as illegal?  And if he DOESN’T pardon himself and Trump’s DOJ indicts him, he relies on SCOTUS’ “presidential immunity” decision, after Dems blasted it as wrong-headed?

Plus, Canada as our 51st state is a stretch – but maybe Denmark wants to unload Greenland.  Looks like we’d need to pay a cool $1 trillion.  That’d buy a lot of pastries.