Do you. That means it's time for Tuesday's tool with very own, our very own Dave Jennings, Hey, Dave, what do I love when it comes to hunting for tools? Dwight Whitten? Well, that's easy. It's it's uh bride Zilla's true. But this isn't one of those. In fact, it's the opposite. Okay, let's call our guy Bill Hey. Bill. Bill is thirty two. He has an older sister, quote who's always wanted to be a mom, but she hasn't been able to find the right
partner. So after years of waiting, I suggested that she consider IVF treatment. I even helped her research the process and find clinics. She loved the idea and decided to go with it. He said his sister had the financial means to afford IVF on her own, but it meant she had to cut back on creature comforts and luxuries for the foreseeable future. Then, he said, after her fourth round of treatment, she got pregnant two months ago. The man said, the entire family is very happy for her, and she's
happy too. She did expected to take so many rounds of treatment, though, so the bill ended up being higher than she had been prepared for. Bill said that while she does have enough money to support herself, but not very comfortably, she still asked the family for help so she wouldn't have to make even more sacrifices. Bill said, our parents are retired living on a fixed income, so they can't contribute much. This leaves me as her main
source of potential financial support. So last week, he said, she sat me down and asked for money. He said, I have no issue with people choosing to be single parents if they can afford it, but I don't believe it's fair to ask others to finance such a personal choice, especially when there are significant long term financial commitments involved. He said, for further context, I have a wife and a newborn son. Well, we do have
some extra money. We're saving for a bigger house for our growing family. He said. We're currently in a single bedroom condo, so all things considered, he told his sister he would not be able to help her pay the bill, which did not go over well. Bill said she was heartbroken and furious. He wrote, she argued that family is supposed to support each other
and that I'm being selfish and judgmental. Our parents are also mad with me saying I'm not being a good brother, that I should help her because she's family and this is her dream. They also said it was your idea anyway, so he said to try to help out. He offered to have the sister eat dinner with us nightly since she lives nearby, and use my car, which is electric and cheaper to run for her. She said that's not enough, He said, I have my own family to think about in financial
goals to achieve. I feel it's unreasonable to put myself in a difficult financial position for something that was her choice, even if I suggested it. He added, she actually makes slightly more money than I do. She can afford a child. It's not like she didn't budget. She just doesn't like being frugal. She did take me up on the trade cars offer, and she's eating dinner with us every night. Am I the tool? No? Absolutely?
Or not the tool? I just looked up. By the way, in vitro fertilization, yes, can cost between twelve and thirty thousand dollars in thirty thousand per cycle. She had it done four times until she successfully had a child. Hey, here's what I would do, I'd say, you know, what Let me do this for you. Let's do a budget for you. Let me see what your finances are, how much cash you got coming in, what cash you have going out, and where it's going to
And let's start there. And I bet you she's not willing to do that. She doesn't want to give up the manny petties every other week or whatever it might be. You know, there's things that I've had to cut out of my life for goals to get somewhere. When you decide to have a child, your life has changed forever. Some of the things you used to like to do and to ford, maybe you can't now you chose to have
a baby. And by the way, now that you're paying for her dinners and her actually gas for you because she's using your electric car, she's two months pregnant. Now, guess what's coming up after the baby comes out? Don't kidd die, I can ford childcare. Oh I'm gonna need you guys to babysit. I'm family. How could you not babysit five days a week. She is definitely the tool. And you know who suffers in this the
most, It's going to be that poor child. I hope I'm wrong on that, But I don't think I will be Wow, sit down with the whole family and make a budget and do not get roped into childcare because that's coming, That ask is coming. Oh you know, keep giving in. It's coming, you know it's coming. And shame on his parents too for jumping in going you know why you need to help her out. She's your sister, you know, especially when she makes more than him. Yep,
exactly right. Oh well we're in agreement. She's the tool. Yeah, she is the tool. Day one less TikToker on planning. Oh no, what happened now? Twenty four twenty four year old TikToker. She made a name for herself. She streams massive eating sessions where she eats overeats for entertainment of the audience gets off on that. Evidently, it's the thing so much that even has a name for it. It's called called no, it's called
muckbang. What yeah, muckbang, even in China muckbang. In twenty twenty, the Chinese government cracked down on muckbang streams because they wanted to reduce overeating and shameful food waste. But this twenty four year old she was participating in a live stream seeing how much she could overeat and actually died from it. The body just gave out. The doctor said that the body gave out due
to overeating, is what the corner said. After the autopsy. The guy that did the autopsy said her stomach was so filled with undigested food that even abdomen was severely disformed. Where are the super skinny guys going to get their women if they ban muckbang? I don't know. That's a great question, Dave, But yeah, I think that's you know, you look back at the movie Seven and the Seven Deadly Sins. Yes, so many horrific deaths
in there. But if he asked me the fat guy that he bound and made to eat until his tomach exploded, Oh, I think that might have been the most painful. I don't know there was that was gluttony, right, yeah, it was gluttony. And the well, I don't know that all of them were pretty horrific. Remember they were remember sloth. Yeah, they thought that scene took a while though. That's two dollars out, thank
you. I'm making bank with Tony gone. But if you remember, if if you remember that they showed up to the sloth victim, and they actually thought he was dead because he was drugged. He was made to lay there, and he was keeping him just enough alive just to lay there. Oh what a movie. I went to go see that movie with a date. Remember when Ray was his name? That's a good day, the ghost something that you said, what was this day? Answer the question? Oh,
man got the emphysema, laughed, Oh gosh, hang on. Her name was Sherry. And so if you remember when radio stations we used to do movie premieres, and some of these premieres you hadn't even seen screeners for uh, you know, they would show up and hang out tickets. We walked into this seven movie not knowing what to expect. I didn't know who Brad Pitt was, but I liked Morgan Freeman. I said, Hey, you're going to see this movie. She goes, what's about? Said? I
don't know, but it's got Morgan Freeman in it. It must be good Man going into that movie not having any idea what was about? That was the way to see seven. That was a good a good movie. Man. Well, Davide Roff had a had a saying that money can't buy happiness, but he sure can buy a helicopter that's big enough to land your right next to it. Let me do that story later. Let me do that. I'm do this story instead. Oh okay, I'll save the music.
Just did you go, lou Damn you're quick everywhere I go. I gotta tell you you're quick on these uh pulling these songs out? Man? Thank you? Uh fight if just as if you know air travel wasn't lousy enough. A couple of flight at uh stories flight attendants with Southwest Airlines. Now they're experiencing a new kind of menace in the skies. It's not the guy or the kicking baby or the you know that's bad enough, the drunk passenger, the woman, the guys slapping him or her on the ass. I
don't see gender, so I wouldn't know. Admirable. Uh, but thanks to the summer heat, evidently, soda cans, you know they serve drinks and stuff whatnot, Soda cans, after being loaded onto some flights, uh, they've caused a series of accidents. Evidently what's happening is cans of carbonated drinks are rupturing. It's much more than just the mess though, Because of
cans exploding there's been twenty injuries of employed. Wow, even injuries requiring stitches from the can bursting and ripping into some of the uh oh refreshment dispenser engineers. What would they be, I'm not sure what they call. I don't know what's PC. And how about keeping them room temperature and not let them get five hundred degrees? I know? How about their album solved? There's your facts. Dave Jennings, once again to the rescue. And by the
way, airwaight dress or whatever you're called. Just give me the can of soda. He'll pull out the cup, give me a few ice cubes and give me a third of a can. Just give me the can. Please. Always makes me nervous because when I travel, I take an empty bottle, an empty plastic bottle I filled up with the Is that your pea tumbler for the flight? No? No, no, the pea tumbler stays in my bag and listen, need to pee. But I take a plastic bottle.
Use plastic bottle is empty, and I'll just fill it up at the water fountain, you know, and that way I could cap it off. You take a drink and then you cap it off. You're not gonna spill anything. Susan always gets you on the diet pepsi or whatever, and it sits there and I'm thinking, man, that thing's gonna hundred percent of the time, I'm always thinking that's gonna spill over and make a mess. All the kids getting an apple juice and they put it in a cup put it.
So far it hasn't happened. But it amazes me how that has not happened yet where it just bounces up and gets all over everybody. How are your flights to Cabo, by the way, any screaming babies or any objectionable on the way to Cabo, it is one hundred percent breeze. It's it's just a piece of cake every single time. But without fail, every time coming back is miserable. We had, uh we were in the airport waiting to get on from Cabo San Lucas. The Dallas fort Worth were there,
and then sure enough, here's a family with four kids. Every one of them are screaming, crying, running up and down the halls, and the mom and dad are just You're looking at each other and going, oh, look how big they are and all this crap. Well, we will get on the plane. I'm like, God, please don't be a heiress. Please don't behind us, Please don't be behind us. Now they sit in front of us. You know what, you got your prayer answered? Yeah?
Right, I know. But and then in Dallas Fort Worth, without failure, there was a five hour delay. Oh yeah, all right, So an ex girl a man who claimed his ex girlfriend had a bomb on a plane just got sentenced. Happened last December. This some way he claimed she had a bomb. Did he phone in a bomb threat? No, listen to it's even worse than that man. It happened last December. The guy's name is Evan Simms. Okay, they go to him and his ex
girlfriend on Breeze Airlines, a flight from Orlando to Rhode Island. Basically what happens is they go to the bar, the girl breaks up with Sims, which, by the way, I know a couple that did this on the way home from Cobo, and I'm like, you just wait till you get home. But during the middle of vacation, broke up. And now we're stuck down there with him, and they're both you wanted to talk. I'm like I don't. And then they gotta fly back together. Why why would
you ever break up? You break up when you get back, right, yes, well before you go and don't go. Of course, what happened is she broke up with him at the bar. That's where Sims poured his drink on her. He became verbally aggressive after that with the flight crew. The cop was actually on the plane and Sims allegedly said that his ex girlfriend had a bomb on the plane. That's when plan you know, And then they got to turn the whole end plane right regardless of it, you know,
as bs or now. They got to turn the whole end plane anyway, that's what they did. And police said no. He tells police, No, I didn't. I didn't say I had a bomb. Psych I said, calm, And they said no, no, no, you said bomb. What else rhymes with bomb? That would have worked there? Bomb? Call? What he went ABC? Next letter? Calm, I said, calm, you mean comb? How do you learn English? I don't know. I have no idea anyway. So what's his sentence? Two years
in jail? Wow, here you can murder someone be out in five months? Yeah, with with like thanks to a judge Kaylin, Yes, letting people out soon as they get arrested eight months he's already served, so he's been he's been in there for eight months awaiting trial. Then twenty five thousand restitutions to the airline. In short man, he is ft, Yes he is, Oh, yes, he is one bad thing. I've got a list coming up. You're gonna like we did one of these while you were
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andie makes everything nice. I remember that back in the day. Can you can you still buy reuned it anywhere? I think? So? That's kind of red wine slightly carbonated. We need to do that. Were you need you on eyes? That's nice. It makes everything nice, right, it does. Oh my goodness, yeah, I remember that back in the day. I remember seeing those commercials and uh yeah, it was all over the
local pizzeria. So yeah, you could get your there by the jug, by the jug, the predecessor to what are the what were those you know, the wine coolers? Barling James, remember California coolers. They had little pieces of fruit in him. They were good, they were good cool. What was the Barlings and James slugline? There's something old man on the porch mancheck man, card check. We'll leave the seat up for you. There you go, you guys ready. Yes, these were all top twenty hits
back in the day. Oh, including this Canadian he won the lottery and die the next day. Oh, Sloan was actually listening to this not that long ago, ironic. I'm gonna get it, like ninety six, ninety five. I hear you typing away there, dight. You're not googling that area. I was looking up the coordinate. But the thing is, you know, if you do that below, the lyrics will be the year. No, actually doesn't. I just brought up the lyrics right away, okay,
I didn't look okay, all right, what's her face with? What's her phase? Right? Here's another what's her phase? Remember this one? Jan Arden Jan with two ends, so Jan wouldn't be I don't know. I don't know. Don't be insensitive. I'm looking ninety six or seven for more a set. This sounds like a song I would have liked back now, I don't Let's hear what Yan sounds like? Here we go sounds like every artist in the in the nineties mid nineties. Sounds like our governor?
Are you giving your governor a summer's kiss? No? How do you rid the sweat after the body bliss? Oh? Wow, it's a little naughty. That's what country music sounds like. Now, Yeah, this kind of okay? Yeah? Chorus? Oh you want to hear the chorus? Yeah, okay, let's get to just if this. No, we're good. This is stupid. It sounded it was more promising until it got to this. It really was. Yeah. I was like, I have hope for
this song. It's not a bad chorus. It's okay. Listen. If you do like this song and you want to find out more about it, go to www dot dot com. How do you spell that? I ill text it? You spell at C L A P t O n as An Eric change the world. This is uh and I love this is ninety six or seven? Yeah, yeah, I'd stick with ninety six or seven? Was this from my father's eyes, Dave, I don't remember that, okay, and I wouldn't tell you. No, I actually think so, okay,
we get let's let's pick up the pace here. These songs are at least songs are kind of they are kind of say not this one, baby, come on, ride it Ah, Quad City Djingo. This has a nineteen ninety six ride it quad City DJs has me almost firmly at ninety six. It could be yeah, no, right, no. See. See the thing is, did a lot of us win everything because she you know, she won the Grammy or whatever? But was that ninety sex because she won? If she won in ninety seven, then everything came out in ninety
six. Oh. I never watched the Grammys unless kiss was on in the seventies. By just scared me. In the seventies, I loved them. She's not just fast car, She's give me one reason. Also, Tracy Chapman in the top ten on this Y played this song still all the time. Oh, there's a remake of this and the Country I remake this. I think so the country. No, the Country one is fast car, fast car. Okay, Yeah, come on, Tracy, get to it. Oh it's taken forever to get there on guitar. Oh say that,
man, change my molanky, I forgotten clank. Golly, I'm torn with six or seven? Man? You want the number one song? Yeah? I do. How do you want it? You need it? This was number one on this day. This was from all eyes on me. If I'm not wrong and it's ninety six, yeah, I'm I'm going how do you need it? He was boy, He talked about an American poet, this freaking guy. This is a good song. Boy, I'm gonna have to dust off my Tupac records. Yeah, I gotta go ninety six on
this. The Village Idiot remembered that he didn't realize that Tupac died, like he only realized like last year. Like, I don't think Tupac's in your repertoire there, John, what's your final answer, folks, I've got a ninety six Tupac. How do you want it? Was number one on this date, July twenty third, nineteen ninety six, first time I got to bang my dinghy and I don't know how long. Wow. Yeah, I was a tough one. Yeah, I think a lotest one. In ninety
seven, Quad City DJs did it for me. Yep, right out of the gate, Quad City DJs. All right, let me give you the markets. Stocks are starting to get in a bit of traction. Traders are waiting through a large number of corporate earnings. The SMP is up three tens of a percent, the Dow rising eighty points ups though, which is a big barometer of economic growth. Uh. They said, the prophet is falling short of estimates. So that's the stuff that we're watching today with the news
radio eight forty w h Bloomberg Money report on Courtney Donahoe woo. Had to get your ass going news ready to eight forty whs, Little Lemmy and Motorhead there for you. Dave Jenny's Dwight witting getting on through your Tuesday here. Started to do this story earlier. Then we backed off because we covered something else. But davely Roth, I think davely Roth said something along the lines of, you know, money can't buy happiness, but its sure as hell
can buy a helicopter to land you right next to happiness. And I got to think that's the truth. And evidently that is the truth. There's a new research published by Killingsworth who looked at a net worth of people and how it corresponded with their happiness. And it's no, it's no shocker here, Dave. Here's the David Lee Roth quote. Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. Okay, I was wrong. It was a yacht, not a helicopter.
I used to have a drug problem. Now I make enough money. I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults. He who knows how will always work for he who knows why. There's a line in the last The album that Van Halen did was a new kind of Truth m M twenty and again it was great. There's one song. I didn't care for it, but it was great. But there was a line in one of the songs where David Lee Ross says I've been rich and I've been
poor. Rich is better, totally better. It happened he had van Halen and then at one point man he was an ambulance worker in New York City, New York City, New York City. And then of course reunion happened, and rest is history made some more millions. It's kind of like Yogi Berra with this quote. You know, he really is, I don't get all the women that I want, I get all the women that want me. You gotta admit the guys pretty good. Yeah, yeah, And he
was like a vaudeville fan and stuff. So that's probably you know, Henny Youngman type. The problem with self improvement is knowing when to quit. We should do a whole break on David Lee roth Man. There's a lot of them one morning. Anyway, it does turn out that money can indeed by happiness, So it seems from this study corresponding levels of personal happiness along with the network. Let's look, okay, with a net worth in the millions
or billions. It didn't work for Robin Williams. Well, that's true. Yeah, that was a depression problem. I think, yep, having an average Okay, if you have in millions or billions, you have an average life satisfaction rating between five point five and six. This is out of a scale of seven. Okay, so that's pretty high five point five or six out of seven. If you're a million or a billionaire billionaire, compared to those who pull in one hundred k a year, their life satisfaction rate is
around four point six. Hmmm. And then those making between fifteen thousand and thirty thousand annually, they come in with a four out of seven. I think that would have been lower because I've been I've been in the struggling position before. Everyone's had those moments, and I got to tell you it's rough, man. When you get that brown bill from lg and Ean, they're getting ready to cut you off, and I mean, it's rough. It seems like it would be lower than that. There are plenty of people,
though, that have lots of money that aren't very happy. Their lives are train wrecks. No, that's true. Who was the guy yesterday Castro going through as billions in lottery winnings? Oh? I know. And they used to piss me off to no end when they would get all these former lottery winners on, like Phil Donahue would do it all the time, and they say, the lottery win ruined my life. I was perfectly happy, and then I got millions winter go somewhere else with that crap man. So all
right, listen. Top of the hour, Dave has a list for us Borderline on ethical life hacks you may want to jot down. Actually, I think I might like these. I think I'm gonna love thee I think you will. And then later we're gonna wrap the show with this day in history. A lot of stuff happened on this day in history, so lots to get to, a lot to hang out to. But here's Tony talking about something. In a second